Anon's Spectacular Sex Gig

Chapters

Ch.1: Holy Shit, These Mares Are Fucking Insane
Ch. 2: Open For Business
Ch. 3: Profit!!!!
Ch. 4: A Convincing Argument

Ch.1: Holy Shit, These Mares Are Fucking Insane

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAH- *poof.*" Getting straight to it, are we? Well alright then. You are Anon, the human. You just fell out of the sky at heights you were pretty sure you should've died at, to be honest. Yet you didn't. But it sure hurt like hell. You face planted hard into the dirt ground, earning a loud groan that sounded more like a dying animal.

...

"Well shit."

Now, that might've been an anticlimactic response to suddenly falling a couple thousand fucking feet in the air at terminal velocity, but that was the least of your worries. As a matter of fact, you forgot it even happened. You feel all tingly though, which could honestly mean anything. You stand up and dust yourself off. Taking a peek at where you were at, you saw trees, some wilderness, some more wilderness, and a rock. You came to the conclusion that you were in the forest! Nice one, genius! "This better not another clichéd scenario..." You groan under your breath and walk through the forest lazily. You didn't care to ask questions at this point, so you might as well just dip as fast as you possibly could to get back to your free trial of Netflix that expires soon, and you do NOT want to waste that time.

Only problem is, you don't even know where you even are. This only dawned on you like half an hour after making a move. ("Oh, god dammit.") You internally curse yourself for even trying. You might as well sit here and die, that's the only thing you'd rather do if you couldn't get your Netflix. So you sat down on your ass and leaned your back on a random tree, soon drifting off to sleep as you had nothing better in mind to do.

"*yawn* am I dead yet?" You open your eyes to be greeted by a pair of bloodthirsty... wooden... wolves...

You blinked. Were you high off your shit right now?

"AARGH!" One of them barked right in your face, almost making you go deaf.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" You stood up faster than you ever have and your life and you hauled ass. "ARE THOSE FUCKING WOODEN WOLVES?! WHEN I SAID I WANTED TO DIE, I DIDN'T MEAN LIKE THIS, GOD!!" You looked behind you as you sprinted like you were Usain Bolt, hoping they would just do nothing, but nope, they were on your ass. To make things worse, you couldn't see for shit. It was almost completely night time, so wherever you treaded was on you.

And then you tripped over a large rock, cartoonishly cartwheeling before face planting yet again. Enough of those and your sure you'll be dumber than you already are, which is a feat itself. You faced the creatures and crawled away from the Timberwolves, but as fate would have it, you hit a dead end, your back hitting a massive boulder. Welp, this wasn't how you envisioned your death, but it certainly was a badass one, you had to admit. You clenched your eyes shut in anticipation, but suddenly heard what sounded like zapping, followed by a high pitched Yelp. You peered one of your eyes open, relaxing a bit. One of the shitty wolves were blasted into pieces, while the other ran off like a bitch. Letting out a sigh of relief, you look at the person who saved you.

It wasn't... it wasn't a person. Unless it was a realistic cosplaying heroine, that ain't no person.

It looked at you, getting a closer look at you.
"Excuse me... uh... sir? Ma'am? Something?" It said in an unsure feminine voice. It's horn glowed, causing you to wince once more as if you expected it to kill you. "Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. See? It's just a light spell."

You raised a finger. "First off, what the hell was that, secondly, are you a pony? With a horn and wings and-"

"Yes, I am. I'm Princess Twilight Sparkle. And those were Timberwolves." She replied, grinning.

"The fuck's a Timberwolf?"

"Before you go around asking more questions, I need to know who or what YOU are." Twilight stated, not bothering to even answer his question. "I'd guess a hairless ape."

"Wow, ouch, that was a bit harsh. For your information, I'm not a 'hairless ape', I'm a human. Sure, we might have ape-ish features, but that doesn't mean- why am I even explaining this, you're a pony!" You face palmed, your head sinking.

"I'll admit, no regular Ape can coherently speak..."

"I have so many questions right now." You rub your temples.

"The feeling is mutual."

"You're taking this a lot more laid back, you know. All the questions I need to know is: Where am I, Why are you a talking magical pony, do you have food, and does this place have any reception?" You take out your phone that you had in your back pocket, but realized it was dead. "Okay, nevermind on that last question." You pocket the device again.

She looked at the small device with confusion, but decided not to even ask what it was. "1. You are in Equestria, specifically in the Everfree Forest.
2. Where I'm from, talking ponies with magic is as normal as breathing.
3. No, but I can certainly find some."

"Oh, great, I'm in a fantasy world. Splendid. Fantastic. And let me guess, you can never find a way home for me, yeah yeah yeah, this is exactly what I feared..."

"Uhhh... what?" She deadpanned.

"Nothing, just me being meta." Your eyes lidded.

"...Right, just follow me," She turned around and began to trot off casually out of the Everfree Forest, humming happily to a random tune. You stood up and stretched out your back, following her rather unenthusiastically as you drag your feet through the dirt. "Oh yeah, I never did ask you for your name did I?"

"It's Anonymous D. Umbass. But you can call me Anon, I hate my full name because it's literally an insult."

"Anon... works for me!"

You were eventually lead out of the dreadful forest that you mentally noted never to return back to and onto a pathway. "Hey... so, what do you ponies eat?" You ask curiously. You were starving as hell, and that wasn't even half of it. You really just wanted to go for a nice In'n'Out 4x4 burger right now, but you don't think In'n'Out invented intergalactic travel yet. One day, maybe one day...

"Oh, just the usual vegetables. I hope you like salads," Ooooof course, why did you even bother asking?

"Yeah no, I'd rather stuff my fatass with literally anything else but a salad. I'm sure you guys have meat, right? Right?!"

She squinted and looked over your shoulder. "Most certainly not! Consuming meat is usually viewed as taboo in pony culture."

"Yeah, well, do I look like a fraggin' pony to you? I'll eat all the greens you want, just as long as I at least get a damn burger for once."

She let out a drawn out sigh. "Oh hey look, we here, now let's go!" She pushed you inside some large castle made of crystal.

"This is a kidnapping in disguise." You say as you were shoved into the large castle.

"*whew* okay, just take a seat and I'll get you something to eat." The purple pony princess insisted, which you gladly obliged.

You slumped over in the chair, sagging in it. You sigh hysterically a few times to act all depressed in the Hope's that maybe she would speed up.

A few minutes later, a bowl of, you guessed it, greens comes your way. At this point you don't even give a shit, your hungry, it's food, you deal with it. It only took a few minutes for you to devour it completely, not even sparing a single piece. "Well, good enough." You look at the pony who was currently skimming through books casually. She could really read that fast? You contemplate your life choices leading you up until this moment just by staring at her.

"Hey, Twinkle Sprinkle, mind if I ask what you're reading that has you literally reading one book per second?"

She pauses, moving the pile of books out of the way to look at him more clearly. "It's Twilight Sparkle..."

"Yeah ok, answer the question."

"I'm trying to find your species in one of these books, but I haven't found a single hint towards it." She continued to skim read.

"You know, not to rain on your parade or anything, but I'm pretty sure you aren't finding anything on me. For all I know, I was transported into a whole new Universe." You stretched your legs out and yawn.

"That seems to be the best explanation for this conundrum..."

"Hey, do you have a couch or sum'n? I'm having troubles just keeping my eyes open."

"Good idea! We can sleep and keep researching the first thing in the morning." She reorganized all of her books with her magic.

"But, that's not-"

And she was already gone. "OH COME ON!" You stood up, grumbling to yourself. "Where the hell am I even supposed to go?!"

"Oh, you must be the creature that Twilight told me about." A new voice popped in. You looked around but couldn't see a thing. "Down here." You look down to see a tiny baby dragon. This shit just keeps on getting better and better, doesn't it?

"I'm not in the mood to have a chat right now, so if you could just point me in the direction of literally anything I can sleep on, that'd be great." You put on a fake smile.

"There's a vacant guest room just up there," He pointed to the stairs that led to the next floor. "Second door on your right."

"Cool." You walk off and head upstairs to the guest room to never reemerge for the rest of the night.

"Anon..."

"*Snoring*"

"Anon."

"*More snoring*"

"Anon!"

"Mmmm... I won't let you down, dad..." You mumble in your sleep.

"ANON!!!"

"AHHH- FUCK!"

You fall right out of bed, wrestling to get your sheets off of you. You pop your head up with a tired glare. "...What time is it?"

"It's time to get to researching! That's what time it is!" She replied with a wide, toothy grin.

"All on our own? You know there's nothing about me, this is really useless!" You complain, planting your face into the pillow.

"I said it was the best possibility, but that doesn't stop me! I only searched a fraction of my books!" He froze in fear. His nightmares were coming true... he's going to read to death. He didn't think it was possible, but he learned not to assume what was possible and what wasn't ever since he fell out of the sky.

"But don't worry, I brought backup this time around. I had my trusty friends come over, so they're waiting for us downstairs. They're all super nice, so I'm sure you'll like them! There's Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie."

You listened to her name all of their names and all you could think was how generic you expected them to be. Well, there's no point in fighting it anymore. You get up as slow as you could and stare at her. "...alright. Let's just get this over with,"

"Great!" She turned to the door and headed towards her library, you popping your head out and following her.

As you walk downstairs, they stop their conversations and just stare at you with wide eyes. Twilight looked at them and waved her hoof. "Uh... I know I said he was totally different but I didn't think he was that different, guys." They immediately pushed past Twilight after she finished talking and rushed towards you like a pack of wolves seeing a fresh slab of meat.

"Ah! What the fuck is with your freaky ass friends!" You were backed into a corner as they approach you.

"Sssso... amazing..."

"His scent is absolutely stunning..."

"He looks so muscular..." They all mumble sweet nothings at you continuously, their pupils the size of plates. What was even worse was the fact that they were all blushing profusely and - from the looks of it - a bit excited in the back area... which was a sight to behold, alright. But it doesn't end there, oh no, it gets even more fucked. They all began begging for you to breed them, flashing their bits off and trying to seduce you.

"I've never received this much attention before, and I don't know how to feel about it..." You shakily took a sidestep. "Hey, uhhh, Twilight, maybe lend a hand- I mean hoof! I think they're wanting to gangbang the absolute shit out of me!" You jump forwards and roll out of the way to escape their advances, ushering behind Twilight like a five year old for defense.

Twilight was so confused that she hadn't moved an inch since the facade started. Only when Anon slapped her out of it did she actually have a reaction. "What. The. Absolute. Buck." At least you knew they swore... sort of.

"Save your reaction for later maybe and, I don't know, use your fucking magic!" You point at the five ponies who wanted to basically have an orgy with you, all scrambling towards you like a magnet.

She shook her head to get herself out of the clouds and got into a stance, her horn glowing purple. She casted a spell that created a mystical wall between them and the sex ponies.

"Now explain to me why your little 'nice friends' are trying to fuck me silly?"

"I-I honestly don't know! This isn't like them at all!" Twilight tried to think as to why they were all so attracted to something that's not even from their planet.

"I have a better question how come YOU aren't in the same boat as them? If this is some sort of magical phenomenon and your friends aren't just perverts, at least."

"I don't know that either..."

"Well, that's just lazy writing." *cough cough not to point any fingers cough cough.* "No seriously though, you're absolute trash at this job." Anyways, aside from insulting the author's stupid writing skills, Anon tried to think of a solution. ("If I had the power to attract any female what would I do...") Light bulb. "Twilight, this is for the greater good, but I think I'm going to have to give them the ole' fuckarooney to snap them out of their lust for my meaty dick." You explained as clearly and straightforwardly as you needed to be.

"Well, isn't is a conundrum if I've ever seen one." That seems to be all she had to say for this. It wasn't a yes, but also wasn't a no either!

"Alright then, I'm going in! Turn off your magic or whatever you call it." You approach the mares who were currently rubbing themselves against the see-through magic wall like any insane fan would.

"Wait, are you sure you want to do this? I mean, there's a lot of repercussions that could come out of it and-"

"Would you rather have them stay like this or just let me get it over with? It's the easiest option I can think of... despite there being five of these fuckers out here. To he honest, I don't expect the writer to write out me fucking each one. That's like one thousand words each, and we're on a time crunch here." You tap your foot impatiently, shifting your weight. This was half an excuse, half not. You really thought that this was the only actual way to do this, but you also haven't been laid in like two years because of your introverted ass being glued to the couch talking about anime on Discord. It's a god damn miracle that you aren't somehow a neckbeard yet.

Twilight only heard half of that and decided to just say fuck it, opening the flood gates. "I'm going to go ahead and uhm.. leave, definitely don't want to stay and watch this." She bolted upstairs and in her room, using a soundproof spell to not have to hear that shit going on for the rest of the day.

You only realized how fucked you were once you were tackled by them all. "God has abandoned me."

~Ten Robustly Sexy Hours Later~

Twilight finally woke up and decided to check on how you were doing. That was the biggest mistake ever. There you were, surrounded by cum drunk mares, all of them passed out either on top of you or right next to you. Your 'Little Anon' was still hanging out(and looked like a sad one at that), the entire room looked like it was destroyed by those devil-possessed Parasprites, and to top it all off, juices and cum were scattered everywhere. Not a single surface wasn't blessed with the touch of sex. The potent scent that struck Twilight's nostrils made her nose burn. She slowly trotted over to you and looked down at you. You were still awake, your eyes half-lidded. "Was it worth it?" She asked redundantly.

"Fuck yes."

Author's Note

Thus begins the Sexy Misadventures of Anon and Little Anon.

Ch. 2: Open For Business

It's been about a day since the terrifying, yet unusually arousing attack on Anon, and you don't think your little friend downstairs is appreciating all the attention it's gotten. You spent a good chunk of your free time today wondering how you even pulled it off.

You sat on top of your new bed, your head resting on your hands. "Strange, this is the first time I've done literally nothing all day." You check your watch and it reads '4:08 P.M.'. Keep it up any longer and you might have to worry about your health.

The Princess explicitly told you not to leave the castle under any circumstances until she found a spell to nullify your strange attraction magic effect you had on Mares. You really wanted to listen this time, but just listening in the moment is enough for you. You let out a puff of air and stood up on your feet, walking out of your room. You peaked around the corner to make sure Twilight wasn't nearby and quickly stormed downstairs, walking towards the exit. All you had to do was make sure no Mare spotted you. How hard could that possibly be? It's not like this land is dominantly filled with Mares, right? Right...

"Alright, you got this. Just avoid the streets and find some food that isn't... salad." You reassure yourself, rubbing your hands together. After giving yourself a pep talk, you grab at the door handle and slowly creep it open, leaving it ajar for only a moment so you can peak outside. Once you knew it was safe, you ran out and hid behind a nearby tree. You were already breathing intensely as if you were creeping around a sleeping beast. Figuratively, you were. You weren't really sure how else to put it.

You slowly but surely make your way through Ponyville with discretion, spotting a nearby food vendor. "Booyah..." You scooted closer and closer to the Food Vendor. Luckily it was a Stallion, so you could just ask for some food and be on your merry way. You got close enough to his side and tap him. He jumped slightly, looking down at you. "Say, got any free food?"

The stallion furrowed his brow and squinted at the creature. "Uhh... what are you?"

"Does it matter what I am? All you need to know is that I'm a sentient being that speaks and is hungry! It's kind of species-ist to ask those kind of questions, by the way."

"Do you have any bits? Because if not, I ain't doing business."

"Wh-what is a bit?" You were genuinely stumped on what a 'bit' was. Like a bit of something?

"Money...?"

"...oh..." Well shit. "I'm not very liquid right now..."

He rolled his eyes and faced away from you, clearly not wanting anything to do with you. How the Hell were you going to make money? You thought about it for a second, scratching your chin. A wide grin then grew on your face. It was probably a terrible idea, but that's all you and your brain could ever produce. If these mares would do anything to just have sex with you, then they'd gleefully pay you a fee in order to get to the goods.

Standing up on your feet, you revealed yourself to the public completely. Clearing your throat, you walk out in the middle of the street. "Sex for Money! Come and get your Sex right here for the price of... five? FIVE bits! That's what I call a bargain!" You really had no filter, did you?

You looked around the area to soon notice it was fuckin' FILLED with Mares. By the time you could blink, you found a massive crowd of them surrounding you like a bunch of fangirls. You know, it was honestly sort of a blissful moment. You could get used to this kind of attention. In that very moment, you fucked off any doubts and regrets that lingered in the back of your mind and gave a stupid little smile to the crowd. "Alright, ALRIGHT! This is how it's gonna work, so listen up or you ain't gettin' SHIT!" You demanded, raising your finger to assert your authority. They piped down obediently and just gazed at you in silence, their tails swaying side to side. It was like a whole damn thunderstorm just struck the little town. The ground was forming puddles of their sticky juice concoction. You looked at the ground with caution, making sure you didn't step in any of it.

"We need to set up some ground rules before I go stuffing your asses." You chuckled a bit at that. It all felt too surreal. "Firstly, give me my damn personal space. I don't need you sniffing my crotch or shoving your face anywhere near my ass unless I permit it," They all took a giant step away from you in unison. "...Thank you. Now form a nice, neat and orderly line, would ya? No fighting or cutting or this igneous cock is fineto; done; gone; nothing for you." They then form a line that could probably stretch all the way out to Yakyakistan, if you could see the end of it. You try to think of any other legitimate rules, but you fell short. "And... that's it."

You give your attention to the very first Mare in line, licking your lips. You reach your hand out as a gesture for them to pay up, which they did without hesitation. Holy shit, this was going to be easy as fuck.

The mare before you blushed a strong crimson as she looked into your eyes, her breath hitching. "U-uhm, I'm not sure how to say this, but this is my f-first time..." Her hooves trembled slightly as she spoke with a shakey voice. Damn, she was hot. She had a magenta coat with lavender colored eyes and a curly, ruby toned Mane. You really hoped fucking this many ponies in public was normal in their culture, because you were absolutely going to do it. Fuck the law otherwise!

"I can tell." You replied in a deadpan tone. Grabbing her by the hoof, you lead her forward. She became very clammy and sweaty just from you touching. "relaxxx, I'm only going to fuck you until you pass out. It's a pretty simple ritual. Besides, you've kinda already committed to it soooo..."

"W-well... if you say so..." Her eyes darted around, giving you the O.K.

You didn't feel like just jumping in this time. You wanted to have some fun with your client. So, you started off by teasing her first, her hands exploring her body. She shivered at the touch, trying her hardest to stay composed. Your fingers glided through her Mane, making it down to her back and slowly reaching her hindquarters. You then stopped just as you neared her thighs, noticing the pair of wings she had. You cooked in delight and gave them your full attention, gently fondling them and massaging them. Truth be told, a pegasus mare's wings were always her weak spots. Her wings stiffened nearly instantly. You heard that they were called 'Wing Boners'. It was a rather fitting name, you had to admit. "A-ah..." She gasped out, eyes widening slightly. Oh, you were going to make her beg for her to be stuffed, and you were going to make it your goal to.

"Enjoying this, I see. Believe me when I say: this is only the beginning." You teased, leaning closer to her face until all her vision could see was you. You gave a quick, yet deep kiss on her lips and dipped your head, kissing and suckling her neck. You're hands didn't stop fondling her wings, though. You continued to give her more attention than she has ever gotten, and all just by using your trustworthy ten digits and mouth. She was utterly sopping wet, her moans becoming more and more apparent as time went on. Pulling away, you shifted around to her side, your fingers flying through her magenta coat. You grabbed her damp tail by the base and lifted it up for you to see her goods in all it's beautiful glory. A puffy, winking marehood gushing out juices. Despite having an inferior sense of smell, you swore you could sense the scent of berries as you lifted her tail out of the way, and that alone turned you on. Your cock was rock hard and twitching vigorously under the confinements of your tight pants and boxers, leaving you a bit uncomfortable. But you kept yourself in the game. You couldn't give in before she did, it was supposed to be the other way around!

Quickly acting, you used one of your digits to encircle around her marehood over and over again. She squirmed, biting her lip. "What's the matter, little friend? You seem rather... tense." You muse to her, sticking your tongue out and giving her teardrop-shaped snatch a good, long lick. You smack your lips a few times to taste her more and nod your head. "Mm. You taste just like you smell."

"O-oh... fuck." She muttered under her breath, arching her back slightly. "P-please..."

You raise an eyebrow. "'Please' what?" You act dumbfounded so you could get it out of her. You wanted her to say it.

She hesitated a bit, biting her lip harder. "Fuck me." She whispered way too quietly for anyone to hear.

"I heard none of that." A shit-eating grin grew on your face. "If you don't want this, I can give you your money back and just move on..." You bluffed.

"N-no!" She shouted, gasping. "I want you to fuck me! Fuck me with your massive, alien cock!" She pleaded loudly, whimpering.

"Well, that's all I needed to hear," You strip down to your boxers and look back at her, now standing tall. She very conveniently came up to your hips in height when standing, which applied to many of the ponies you noted. You realize just how much taller you were, with you and your six foot five inch height and whatnot. "I'll let you do the honors of the big reveal." She could already see the outline of your girthy dick through your tight boxers, steadily craning her neck forward to bite the wasteband of them and pull them off of you, which is what she nervously did. Alas, your 'Little Anon™' sprung out, your mushroom tip hitting her in the muzzle comedically. If she weren't blushing yet, she sure as hell were now. Your cock was a generous nine inches long, while it's circumference was nearly 8 inches around. She was frozen in shock and fear.

"I-is that thing real?!" She blurted out.

"Why yes, yes it is." You did a heroic pose, deepening your voice. "Since this is your... first time, I'll go gentle for you, for maybe like five minutes." You tried to reassure, though it only made her worry what you would do after those five minutes were up. You spin her around, aligning your member with her marehood and inserting your tip within her, a quick gasp exiting her lips. You didn't pay any attention to it though, your hands gripping and squeezing at her flanks. Eventually, an inch sunk into her, her spine shivering. Holy shit, too. She was the tightest thus far, her walls gripping at your tool. "God damn..." You utter, sucking air into your lungs through clenched teeth. Another inch disappears into her... then another. Her trembling returned, her back legs quivering violently at the sensational feeling of having your utter unit of a dick fill her up so easily. You were only about 1/4 the way into her, too, which said a lot at how small these ponies' dicks must be in comparison. Though, she was innocent before this, so you gave them the benefit of doubt.

As you surpass the fifth inch, you can't help but groan. Was she getting tighter the more you pushed into her? You shake your head and thrust your hips a bit, shoving an extra inch in there. You pull out afterwards, leaving just your tip within her. "Alright, this has gone too smoothly, I need to get this action going!" You spread your legs out as she clenched her eyes shut. Your cock mercilessly plunged into her depths, a loud squelching noise being heard.

"FUCK!" She squeals, already climaxing on your member, hot mare juice squirting out onto you. You look towards her with confusion.

"You really just came, didn't you?"

She simply just nodded multiple times as a response, a shade of embarrassment showing on her face.

You smiled at how cute she looked. You thrusted further into her, forcibly shoving your desperate cock all the way into her until your tip mashed against what you assumed was her cervix, pulling out only to thrust into her again swiftly. You sped up your thrusts, gripping her ass tighter and pulling her closer.

"Mmh- fuu- ck- YES! MORE!" She became much more confident in herself with each powerful thrust, becoming hypnotized by the intense ecstasy. "I'm going to c-c-cum!!!" True to her word, she did, for a second time. You had to start keeping track of how many times you can make a mare orgasm in only one session. You leaned forward and grabbed her hips this time for more leverage, destroying her poor marehood.

"Fuck... this is amazing..." You admit. You hoped to God this wasn't a really realistic wet dream, because you were having the time of your life right now! This was pure perfection in your mind.

You drilled the mare until she became a blabbering mess of pleasure. You don't know how long it has been, but she came at least five times by now. Speaking of, you were finally reaching your climax. You breathed heavily, your head hanging low. Your body was like you set it on autopilot, pounding her nonstop.

"Oh God, here it comes!" You shout, your entire body tensing up. "Fuuuuuuuckk..." One last thrust and you bursted, wave after wave of cum entering her uterus. It felt neverending, noticing that her belly was even starting to inflate at the sheer amount of seed you were planting into her right now. As it settled, you pulled out of her, your semi-hard cock covered in a mix of your cum and her own juices. It twitched in delight, as if to tell you you did a good job, and you took it with stride. You gave a thumbs up at 'Little Anon™' and wink, looking at the mare. She collapsed to the ground, panting heavily with her full marehood, drifting off to sleep due to her exhaustion. "And that was the first one, too..."

"Ahem." The seemingly neverending line of mares caught your eye. You were brought back down to reality.

"Yep. This is definitely real." You let out a silent sigh, looking down at your friend. "Alright, pal, just remember what I told you last night. You'll make it through this." You whispered, placing your hands on your hips. "NEXT!"

Twilight returned back to Ponyville after an exhausting trip to Canterlot that took a little longer than what she would've wanted, entering the sweet little town with a smile on her face. That died quickly once she got a glimpse of everything. Is this going to be routine now? Probably. She froze every part of her body, not even blinking. Yet there you were, laying down in the middle of the street with various random mares covered in everything she hoped to never see, smell, or even be mentioned around her again.

"WHAT. THE. ABSOLUTE. BUCK!"

Author's Note

Boom, first actual clop chapter done.

Ch. 3: Profit!!!!

You sat back in the Crystal castle, counting out all the cash you had earned yesterday like some snobby rich kid as Twilight just stared at you with the most unamused face you have seen. "Man, I gotta say, I can totally get used to this kinda treatment, ya know?" You couldn't help but chortle, wiping away a tear from your eye.

The unexpressive princess was quick to give a response. "...You had sexual intercourse with a quarter of Ponyville's population. In public. In broad daylight. I'm surprised you're even still left standing."

You shrugged like some idiot. "Not my fault my cock is epic. If only you understood them like I do..."

She raised an eyebrow. "I'm glad I don't. Anyways..." She stood up and trotted closer to you. "The reason why I wanted to talk is because I have set up a meeting with you and the Princesses."

You raised your head quickly at that last word. "Nani? There are more princesses here?" Everyday, you start to think more and more that this land was more of a TV show than reality. Wait a minute, what if it was? Nah, that's too meta. "But wouldn't they just be attracted to me too, just like every other mare in existence... other than you. Loser."

"That's why I have found a spell to nullify your strange magic!" She chirped, her horn glowing brightly.

You raised your hands defensively. "Ay, chill the fuck out, I don't know what that thing does, bro!" You hop out of your seat and get into some stance as if you had a chance against a literal Magic wielding Princess.

"Relax, Anon, it's just an innocent harmless spell. I won't hurt you. Like I said, all it does is nullify your sex magic." Her horn's glow soon dissipated once she activated the spell on you.

You lower your hands. "Okay then, but that shit better wear off, this is my only source of income now!"

She simply just scoffed and rolled her eyes. "We should probably get leaving now, I don't wanna be..." She checked the time nearby and tensed up. "...LATE! Where has the time gone?! There's no time to catch the train!"

"It's a shame you can't just teleport-" And with that, she teleported you and herself instantly into Canterlot.

"-To locations willy-nilly and you just did. Fantastic." You looked around at the new environment, noticing that you were within another castle, go figure, but this one was much more... spacey than Twilight's. "Soo, uh, what is this place?" You whispered to Twilight up close, eyeing the rather decorative, long table that stood before you.

"We're inside the Canterlot Castle. This room is usually used for meetings with foreign leaders, which is why we're using it."

The sound of a door swinging open caught their attention as two, rather tall and regal ponies walked through it. Twilight was quick to show her respect with a bow, but you on the other hand just stood there like a moron.

"Greetings, princesses." She welcomed humbly, though the response she got was unexpected, to say the least.

"Why hello there~" The large, white one with an ethereal flowing Mane said seductively while looking at you. Oh shit.

Twilight looked between you and the princess, dumbfounded.

"Twilight, who may this fine piece of meat be?" The other one said. It had a much darker coat with a crescent Moon as a Cutie Mark, along with another flowing Mane.

"Celestia? Luna? What's going on?" Twilight stood back up, her eyes wide. "How did my spell not work?!"

You grinned widely. "Maybe my dick is just too strong for you, Twily. Obviously they can't resist it."

"THIS DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!" She gritted her teeth in confusion and annoyance, among many other emotions.

The two princesses giggled. "Your scent is... exhilarating." The white one, 'Celestia', cooed, licking her lips.

"That's probably because I fucked a bunch of your ponies, so my dick is a mixture of them and me."

They approached you until they stood face to face. Celestia's height was actually about the same as you if you disregarded her long ass horn. Luna's was moreso up to your shoulders. Much taller than any pony you've encountered so far, though. They were so lost in your hypnotizing scent that they almost forgot where they even were. Twilight was just continuing to gawk like a little filly. "I-I need you... right now..."

You backed up a little, but that was futile, as they just walked closer and closer to you until you had nowhere to go. "Alright, fuck it, threesome it is." You held your hand out as a gesture for them to pause. "But you'll be under reasonable circumstances, so quit trying to rape me. You'll get it when I want to give it to you."

"O-oh, right, sorry, dear. You're just unlike anything I've ever seen... I've never felt this turned on before!" Celestia stated sheepishly.

"You and me both, Sister!" Luna stared at your bulge, drooling a bit.

"Woah, you're sisters? Mm, that's kinda hot." You grabbed a seat and pulled it towards you, sitting down in front of them. They sat down on the floor, their hind legs splayed out. As usual, you noticed their sweet nectar soaking their legs. "If you want me to please you, you'll have to please me first." You unzipped your flyer and yanked your pants off, casting them aside. Your growing member could be seen through your boxers as they stared at it, pawing it even. "I'm sure you know what to do." You smiled at them innocently, slowly pulling down your boxers. A magical aura interrupted you and yanked off the boxers before you could even react, the two shoving their muzzle into your manhood and giving it a good sniff. Their warm breath made your member twitch excruciatingly as you clenched your teeth from the pleasant feeling. "Oh Jesus..." Celestia raised her head and started by licking your tip in a circular motion, Luna suckling on one of your testicles gently. You sunk into your seat slightly, your shaky hands hovering over the Sun Goddess' head. She took notice and giggled sweetly.

"What's the matter, sweetie? Too much for you already? Go on, force me to suck on your cock, I don't mind. I like being dominated, actually~"

You looked at her in disbelief. But you couldn't leave that invitation alone! Placing your hands on her head, you grabbed a fistful of her luxurious Mane and push her down to your tip, a low moan escaping her lips and vibrating your member. You heard an audible *pop* as your testicle was released from the Moon Goddess' mouth. She stuck her tongue out and licked your shaft, connecting with her sister and giving her a passionate kiss, only lasting a moment.

"Go on, Anon, facefuck my sister's throat raw!" Luna exclaimed, her hoof pleasuring her burning clit desperately. With that, you pull Celestia down further, shoving half of your cock into her gullet. She gagged and coughed, but kept her composure. You bucked your hips forwards and stuffed her throat even further until you decided to pull out.

Celestia gasped, trying to catch her breath. She gave you a cute little smirk. "Well, what are you waiting for? I'm ready when you are!"

You shook your head a bit, a soft chuckle escaping your mouth. Moving your hand away from her head, you traveled down to her nether region and began to finger at her winking pussy, earning a sharp yelp of surprise from her. You pushed her head down again swiftly while you shoved your cock into her mouth once again, forcibly cramming the entirety of your fat member into her throat. A stream of tears fell from her face as a result, but she didn't lose her composure yet. Picking up the pace, you began to facefuck her steadily, occasional gagging and coughing noises along with moans and groans helplessly coming from her. You shoved all five of your digits into her depths, wanting her to cum all over your hand.

Feeling your climax nearing, you pumped into her throat faster and began to toy at her G-Spot with your fingers, which made her release at the exact same time as you did, causing a low, quiet moan of unbound pleasure from her. "Aw FUCK!" You pulled out quickly to only leave your tip in her mouth and flooded her mouth with your seed, her cheeks bloating even. She swallowed a few times, releasing your tip from her lips and opening wide to present a cum coaxed tongue. Luna pulled her towards her and kissed her again deeply, your baby batter being shared around. Your cock rehardened at the very sight of this. Luna pulled away from her sister, opening her eyes. A thin bridge of saliva fell from them as they giggled. The two faced you with the sexiest looks, giving your 'Little Anon™' some more attention. The two licked at it continuously, cleaning your shaft of the cum that covered it completely.

"I have a different plan for you, Luna." You whispered, casually picking her up and turning her around. Your cock lined up with her tight little ponut, making her become wide eyed, her face flushed.

"Ooh, how naughty. Believe it or not, my sister still has her Anal Virginity." The Sun Goddess winked at you, turning you on even more.

"Well, there's a new for everything." You prodded at her tailhole teasingly, grabbing at her ass with both of your hands.

"G-go ahead, love, I don't mind." Luna was anxious, but wanted to do it nonetheless.

Your cock head pushed forwards, stretching her asshole out as it entered her. She moaned quickly and lowered her head, her lip quivering. You simply ignored her anxiety and skipped the intimacy, shoving a majority of your member into her warm, tight ass as if it were nothing. She screamed loudly in pain through her clenched teeth, tears swelling up, but her sister stifled it by making out with her. She regained her composure as you pushed further, balling your fists. "Th-this is easily the tightest I've fucked..." You admitted, clenching your eyes. You pulled out and thrusted back into her. Boy were you glad you got loved up thoroughly, or you didn't think you'd be able to survive this next level shit. You spread her legs out and continue on with your efforts of anally dominating the Moon Goddess, which she soon found the pleasure of. Her pussy burned so much that it almost pained her.

"F-fuck... ah..." She moaned into her sister's mouth, wiping her tears away. Your breaths sped up with every powerful thrust you made, sweat bullets falling from your face.

"There's no god damn way I'm lasting long with this... this ASS!"

"Good! Plant your white, hot seed into my plot!" Luna begged as she squirted from her winking bud.

"Oh. It. Is. ON!" You arched your back and began to wreck her ass as hard and fast as you could go, helpless yelps and screams being forced out of Luna. Celestia let out a throaty hum and approached you, planting a quick kiss on your lips.

"You're so adorable when you make that face, you know that?" She booed your nose with her hoof.

You gave a quick, weak smile. "I know right?" You jokingly said breathlessly, finally releasing into Luna's ass.

"OH MY STARS, YES! FILL ME UP! ANON!!!" Luna screamed, almost using her Royal Canterlot voice. Pulling out, you watched your batter pour out of her stretched out ass and onto the carpet floor. Celestia licked her open ponut, cleaning her of your cum. You watched this with tired, lidded eyes.

"You two are some dirty ass princess ponies."

"You haven't seen anything yet, darling." Celestia's eyes looked towards you as she gulped down your seed from Luna's full ass.

"I think I can believe that." You responded, walking towards the two. "Now, lay down on your back for me." You clasped your hands together patiently as you look at her with intensity. She nodded and complied, laying on her back with her hind legs spread out, her front legs dangling upwards cutely. You got down on your knees and guided your tool in between her soft crotchboobs.

She looked between herself with widened eyes and smiled. "Are you sure we're the only naughty ones, my little human?"

"Oh, I'm pretty dirty... just ask around." You gave a quick wink, placing your hands on her thighs as you began to titfuck her. "I've always wondered how these felt... I'd argue they're better than the ones I'm used to, to be honest." You looked down at the action and smirked, speeding up your motions. She let out quiet moans of pleasure, watching your shaft thrust in and out between her crotchboobs. You moved one of your hands down to her teats and began to rub them gently. "They're so cute."

She bit her lip and moaned louder as you played with her teats. "Oh Anon~"

You leaned in forwards, hovering over her face. "Tell me what you want." You whispered into her ear seductively, kissing her on the cheek.

"I... I want you to cover me in your sticky cum... please..."

"Good." Your thrusts became quicker, precum oozing out of your tip. The plapping noises grew louder. You looked down again and cupped her tits into your hands to envelop her crotchboobs completely around your shaft. You let out a groan of ecstasy and came, covering her from head to hoof in warm jizz. She let out a submissive whimper and licked her jizz-covered lips.

"My, look at the mess you've made. It seems I best get cleaned up~" Luna nodded her head in agreement as the two licked her up.

You look around to see that Twilight was nowhere to be seen. "Huh. Probably didn't want to see me dominating her leaders." You snickered to yourself. "What say we take this to your room?"

Celestia looked up at you from the ground. "Mmm, what a great idea." Standing up, she opened up the door nearby. "Follow us, dear!" Celestia and Luna took the lead with you following behind them. You noticed them flashing their bits at you for tease you, giggling.

"Oh, your asses are mine." You muttered under your breath.

You laid in the Sun Goddess' bed, sleeping soundly between your princesses as they snuggled up against you will warm smiles. What a great way to end the day.

Well, so you thought, until you were abruptly teleported out of the bed and into Twilight's castle again, your back slamming against the hard, cold Crystal floor. "Gh-!" You quickly stood up, steadying yourself. "Shiet..." You rubbed your back. "What the Hell?! I was totally having a moment there!"

Twilight tried her damnedest not to smite you. "You really need to learn your place here..."

"My place is having sex with whomever I feel like, it's not my fault your damn spell didn't work. You kind of walked right into that one, anyways. But hey, I guess that means it's not a magical phenomenon, right?"

She face planted into the table and let out a groan. "I can't even deal with you right now."

"Ight. Imma go eat." You walked off to the kitchen in a nonchalant manner. "I hope you have more of those cream puffs."

Ch. 4: A Convincing Argument

So, it's been a month since your arrival, and you couldn't be happier. You still debate whether this is real life, actually. If it isn't, then you're just glad it's lasting as long as it has, and you wouldn't want to trade it for anything else.

One particular, purple mare unfortunately doesn't like the fun your having, though.

"ANON! Get in here! I need to have a serious talk with you." Twilight shouted through your door.

You groaned unnecessarily loud in your bed and turned over, a scowl forming. "Fuckin' hell..." Standing up straight, you look at your groggy self in the mirror and put on a fake smile, opening the door. "Whatever could you possibly need?" You say in a blantantly sarcastic tone.

"It's about your recent endeavours." She gestured with her hoof for him to come out of his room. "Meet me in the Dining Hall." Turning away, the princess trotted off downstairs, giving you some time to prepare. You just rolled your eyes and fell back into your bed.

"Sorry, book horse, but you should've woken me up for something more important." You began to drift off to sleep when a bucket of ice cold water was dumped right on top of you without any hesitation. You jolted out of bed at the freezing water and tripped onto the ground miserably, shivering. Before you could even react, you were already downstairs, being seated. Raising a finger in anger, you tried to protest, but that was quickly snuffed when a hoof covered your mouth.

"Anon, please, just listen to me for once." Twilight sighed. She seated herself across from you, her eyes gazing into yours. You sat in silence, eagerly awaiting for her to continue, despite your livid mood. You thought you should give her a chance. "I'm only saying this because I care about your health, but, you need to stop this!"

"It wasn't originally by choice. It's not like I wanted to fuck the entirety of Equestria, but when the chance to do so is right in front of me, I can't refuse that! Do you have any idea who I am?!" You waved your hands around passionately to prove just how serious you were with this.

"I get that you can't stop them. Tartarus, even I can't stop it, apparently! But not only are you doing it recklessly, you're also taking advantage of their emotions by asking for their bits!"

"Pfft, is that really the main point of this? Let me put it to you like this: I am Anonymous, a human. The only human in existence in this entire Universe for all we know. Do you think these fuckers are going to just hire me to serve fast food or build a house? Let alone even treat me like I'm NOT a freakshow?" She tried to respond, but you didn't wait for her to answer. "No! That's the answer! It was a rhetorical question. I make profit off of this now, it's my only source of income for... God knows how long."

"For Celestia's sake, I could just get you a job! It isn't that hard! I'm a princess, hellooo?" She furrowed her eyebrows and stood up, leaning towards you.

You placed a finger on your chin and look up as if you were pondering it. "Nope! Too late now! Word probably already got out about my junk anyways, so not the best time to let possible future customers down." You took a heroic pose, placing your foot on the table with your hands on your hips as you cleared your throat. "For I, the great and powerful Anon will create a harem for all the mares in the world!! For a mare, no greater joy exists in the entire universe than to fuck me, The Ultimate Sex Symbol!"

Twilight pulled her eyelids in pure annoyance and groaned. "Oh, Celestia, smite me where I stand!"

"I don't get why you hate it so much," You take your seat again and stretched, popping your back a few times. "You haven't had a taste of what I've been offering. As they say, don't knock it till you try it." You mused.

Her pupils shrunk a bit. "What are you suggesting?"

You close your eyes and place your hands behind your head. "I'm not suggesting anything, I'm just saying; if you haven't even tried it out, don't judge it." A small smirk appeared on your face. You opened an eye and peered at her. "Unless... you're having second thoughts on it."

She became flushed with red, her eyes darting around a few times. "Uh- no, I couldn't." She was sort of cute when she was flustered, especially in this kind of scenario.

"I won't judge ya for it, I'm great at keeping secrets." You winked at her with your smirk only growing by the second, along with something else confined in your pants.

"It's not that I don't want to... I'm just nervous about my performance. It's been so long since I've even done it with a stallion!" She chewed on her tongue and squirmed in her seat helplessly.

You lean in, your head hovering over the table. "Tell ya what, you show me how you do it and I'll test you on it, maybe teach you a few things here and there."

Her face lit up at the word 'test', all that anxiety being pushed right out of her mind. "Wait, really?! This is my chance to finally learn how to- I mean, yeah, I guess..." Suffice to say, she's already hooked. She fixed herself and shifted in her seat, her eyes gleaming at you.

You stood up silently, a stoic look on your face, and approached her. With every step you took, she slightly lost her composure more and more. If it wasn't obvious enough, she truly hadn't done anything intimate in a long time. You felt sympathetic in a way, knowing she hasn't received any legitimate release for God knows how long. You now stood right in front of her. Taking her hoof, you helped her stand up to face you. "Show me what you know first, I'm sure you're just underestimating yourself." You gave her a welcoming smile as if you were just inviting her into your home or just politely passing by, but this wasn't your home, and you weren't just a random person on the street. You were Anonymous, and she was about to undo your pants to unveil the prize. Her horn lit up and slowly slipped your belt out from your pants, tossing it aside. She was painstakingly slow at the process, but you let it slide. Not many ponies knew how to maneuver clothes made for an entirely different species. She finally got finished unzipping your pants and pulled them down your legs along with your boxers, to which you stepped out of them and kicked them away. The semi-flaccid cock in all it's glory lurched and booped Twilight on the muzzle. Her eyes shrunk even further as she gazed upon it.

"S-so... this is...?" She reluctantly sputtered, looking up at you for a split second.

"Eyup."

"What the heck am I supposed to do with THIS?!" She really didn't want to believe it, but little did she know, you loved having your ego fed. Especially when it came to your friend. Which only made it harder.

"I've heard that sentence being said at least a few dozen times by now. When I say you ponies are flexible, it's no bluff." You winked at her.

Twilight took a whiff at the air and noticed your extremely pungent odor, one that was enough to apparently sway the princesses like it was nothing. She'd be a fool to argue against it too. She was already getting lost in your intoxicating scent, her mouth watering. Snapping back to reality, she took a deep breath in through her nose, and released through her mouth. "Just don't judge me too much, this is the biggest one I've ever had to deal with."

You gave her a quick thumbs up. "You got it, book horse, I won't be too harsh on ya."

Her eyes were now completely fixated on the lurching member in front of her, blinking once or twice in the span of a minute as she mentally prepared herself. She leaned her head in and licked the mushroom tip of your cock, getting a slightly salty, yet strangely delicious taste. She licked it again, this time more thoroughly. Starting at the bottom, she licked all around your tip, lapping at it a few times. She wrapped her lips around it and added suction, causing you to groan just a bit. She added even more pressure to it and dipped her head further down your shaft. You thought she was sucking your entire soul out through your dick. You buckled your knees a bit and placed her hands on top of her head as you couldn't help but squeeze your eyes shut. She shoved your cock further down her throat until you noticed that she had already gulped it down to your entire base. She didn't retract either, instead staying in that position for another thirty seconds with occasional gags and coughs, her eyes swelling up. She pulled away, your cock exiting her mouth as she breathlessly looked up at you with a wry smile. You opened your mouth to say something, but she dove back in, stealing any words you thought you were going to say. She rapidly bobbed her head up and down along your shaft, earning slurping sounds. She moaned following every bob she made, your cock completely coated in her saliva. Her tongue would occasionally swirl around your member as well to add on to the attention you were receiving. This only went on for another minute of her devouring your cock like it was the only one in existence as you climaxed deep within her throat, forcing a few more coughs. She retracted it from her mouth and allowed the spurts of cum to coat her face. One strand covered her right eye, forcing her to close it, while another landed atop her horn. "So... how was I?" She wondered cutely, looking into your eyes with a face covered in your cum.

"That might've just been the best I've ever received. I've gotta... take a seat..." You sat down at the closest chair with a sigh and rubbed your forehead.

"Oh, we aren't done yet, mister." She climbed on top of you and your still hard cock, letting out a giggle. "That was just the oral test. I've got to do one more before I'm satisfied." Her snatch now aligned with your tall, throbbing member. You didn't want to fight it, so you grabbed onto her hips and allowed for her to continue. In one swift motion, your entire shaft was gone, shoved into the depths of this sex crazed mare's pussy like it was absolutely nothing. You noticed a slight bulge in her stomach which outlined your cock. She raised herself and pushed downwards once again, filling her up with your meat. She clenched onto your shoulders with her fore legs and kissed you on the lips before repeating the process, bouncing up and down on your dick ruthlessly with various loud moans mixed in with the sound of plapping and wet squelches. She passionately kissed you further, your tongue intertwining with hers. The two of you fought for control until you gave in and let her dominantly kiss you. Your member twitched within her as if to send a signal that your just about ready to burst at any moment now. She bit your lip and looked back into your eyes, her face not even an inch away. It was as if she knew you were going to cum at any second. "Do it. I want to feel your hot cum within me! Fuck!" She shouted. You dug into her ass with your shaft with a quick thrust forwards and filled her completely, not a single drop of cum dripping out not even once. She rested her head on your chest and moaned out your name one last time.

Standing up, you held her close to you without pulling out. You looked down at the cute princess and noticed she was out cold just like that. You fought back a laugh and brung her to her bed, laying down with her resting on top of you. You threw the sheets over the two of you and drifted off into your slumbers.