I ain't got no strings on me! "HAHA! Puns :D"
It was 2062 and I was walking home from a long day at work, it had been two weeks since graduation and it has been rough but at least I have my Dad to provide me shelter, eh? I've been driving home and it was storming outside, traffic and everything, but when I finally got home I opened the door and said...
"Dad, I'm home!" I cried out, no response, he's probably sleeping it's 11:00 PM. I let out a deep sigh and walked to my bed, not even bothered to shower or clean myself, I just kicked my shoes off and flopped on the bed. I squirmed myself into a comfortable position and closed my eyes, and I was ready to sit back and relax via lucid dreaming. Lucid dreams are the only things I can escape to from reality so hopefully, this lucid dream would last forever.
Little did I know...
I open my eyes to be in a void, or it seems like that because it was dark and mysterious. Suddenly something appeared in front of me, a man with glasses and was glowing sky blue like some sort of AI from one of those Sci-fi movies. Behind him appeared a TV, I looked at him, he looked back. We stared at each other for quite a bit, I then turn around and try to swim away, but I was pulled closer to him.
"Hello, Amaris Wallace and welcome to the void and before you even say, no, this is not a dream and who cares if I know your name." The being said, his voice echoed though we were in a void. How did he know I would say that? Is this a Jojo's reference?!
"Uh... Okay. Why am I here?" I asked the AI, the AI had an expressionless face.
"The Merchant is very interested with you, you like villains, do you?" The AI asked, I nodded slowly, I always loved villains, even as a kid, the heroes were always to flashy meanwhile the villains were mysterious and edgy. I was a very edgy child.
"You know My Little Pony, am I correct? I take it you hate the villains for being too weak, what if I told you you could be a Villain, you could be the biggest Villain Equestria has ever seen." The AI offered, I looked at him, I don't even like it here on earth so why not?
"Uh, I would be happy." I said to him, he let out a side-smile, then the TV showed a cloaked figure wearing purple, had purple eyes, and no face, had a long purple cloak reaching past his feet. There were statistics too.
"What's this?" I asked him, he floats next to me.
"This is what you could be if you went to Equestria, you would have powers, strength, speed, everything. Here, let me walk you through the mechanics, here are the features." He floats over to the TV, "You would be towering everyone at the height of ten feet tall, the purple eyes and no face thing is a mask. When you're eating food goes through it, only a huge amount of force can break through said mask. You would have fierce magical capabilities, able to fire purple beams, teleport, make gravity intensify, basically any beam you shoot is purple. You could make puppets when you clasp your hands and say Wooden Figures making wooden mannequins. You can also make villains out of them, all you have to do is say their names and what series they're from. You can only make one villain from that series, when they die you can make one from that series again. You also have to be a certain level to make some of the villains, speaking of levels, you will start at level fifty-five. To save time. There is also a quest system, when you do a quest you get experience points. But that's not all."
I blinked a bit, he said a lot, but I understood.
"You have to follow certain rules when you arrive in Equestria. Such as..." The screen showed the rules and I floated closer to it to take a closer look at it.
No killing Twilight Sparkle.
If you ever get defeated by them you will either get set in stone, be sent to Tartarus, be banished to the moon. When you get defeated your puppets will automatically try to rescue you, if they fail you will be sent back to earth.
If you should ever win you can travel between earth and Equestria at any time.
You only have to make Villain characters
You can't make villains that are higher level than you.
6.You can't become a hero, you just can't.
- Have fun.
"The rules are short, well, I agree to the rules, what n-" Immediately a portal appeared before me and I was sucked into the portal, with a screech of pure fear. What? I can't screech instead of scream?
I hit the floor and with an "Oof" I got up and rubbed the back of my head, feeling cloth instead of hair, I look to my arms and I was in the cloak that the AI said. I looked at my fingers and I had black gloves on, I ball them up and open them three times. I look around and I was in a ruined castle, behind me three feet away from me was a throne.
"This place looks wrecked." I whistled, immediately something in my head spoke.
"Welcome to the Castle of Two Sisters, Amaris Wallace or should I say Puppet Master?"
"Puppet Master?" I asked him, I heard him chuckle.
"What else do I call you Master? Get ready, you have until nightfall to get your shit together. Press your right nipple to check out your stats and press your left to edit your evil laughter."
"Who the hell made these mechanics?!" I asked him, I could feel him shrug.
""I dunno, ask the merchant not me."
I groaned and reluctantly touched my right nipple,a pop up appeared, like one from any mmorpg. My stats showed strength, speed, endurance, durability, and mana. Each stat had one-hundred-ten points put into them, meaning, every level is ten points, that's op. I then see an taskbar on the stats, I press it and it shows my abilities that I have currently and other how to unlock moves I can't use.
Beam, a simple purple beam that shoots from your finger and is light speed.
Beam Barrage, a bunch of beams you can shoot from your finger tips.
Spinning Beam Attack, when you spin and shoot a bunch of beams at random.
Omega Beam, a beam that you shoot out of your palms and can decimate an entire town.
Stuffed Crust Pizza, a disk made out of magic, it's razor sharp and can cut through even titanium.
Cloning, you can make clones of yourself but then have half your stats.
Teleportation, you can teleport anywhere you want in a five mile radius.
Weapon Summoning, you can summon weapons from anywhere.
When I scrolled past that it was just things I had to unlock.
Light Travel.
Travel 500 miles to unlock this.
Minion Summoning.
kill a platoon of guards.
Energy From Any Series.
Absorb magic from a level five mage or higher
Absorption.
Kill thirty changelings.
External Music
Make a Token
Golem Conjuring.
Fight a dragon on your own.
Flight.
Shoot a Pegasi out from the sky.
Regeneration.
Spend a day healing.
It was never ending! It went on and on, I then press my right nipple again making the pop up disappear and I try to use some of my moves. I raise my left index finger up and bend it slightly and unbend it, pushing foreword. It made a beam and I shot the wall making a golf ball sized crater. I then opened my palms and spread my hands far apart, I raise my hands over my head, bend my fingers slightly then I push them outwards making purple disks. I clench my fists and they disappear, I do the "Shadow Clone" sign and I say.
"Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Immediately clones appeared, they look at me, I look at them, we throw our hands up and we say...
"EYYYYY" I made three clones in total and we all hugged each other, it seems three is my max. I then stop hugging them and they look at each other and did the peace sign and disperse themselves.
"I believe you should make your Puppets, the puppets will act like their characters, oh, and also only you can hear me." The AI said to me, I jumped, almost forgetting he was there.
"God damn it, hey AI guy, can I call you Jared?" I asked him.
"Sure, why not? Oh an by the way, they have the upmost of loyalty to you and they will never betray you."
"Alright that's good to hear, but before I do that," I press my left nipple and a pop up shows up, I scroll through evil laughter and I chose Blackbeard's laugh . Because his laugh is the best laugh in One Piece, and I know that's debatable. Doflamingo also has a good laugh, and so does Crocodile, I'm straying away from my point! I got up and walk down the steps that raised the throne high. I sigh and I clasp my hands together, closing my eyes.
"Wooden Figure!" I said in a dramatic way, two wooden mannequins appeared, "Why two?"
"You have to complete some acts of villainy to make more." Jared informed me, I nodded.
"Alright, who should I choose... I should choose a One Piece character and someone of... Uh... Hm..." I sat there in thought, I need to choose who would be one of my subordinates. Himiko Toga? That's a possibility, what about Zabuza? Nah, too badass, Haku? Too emotionless, ergg, god! Too many choices! Okay Toga it is then. I already know who to choose from One Piece. I walk up to the two figures, I stare at the one one the left.
"Arlong from One Piece." The figure starts to change, immediately I turn to the other figure. "Himiko Toga, My Hero Academia." Immediately both change and they take form to their corresponding characters. Arlong towered over Toga at a height of eight-foot-seven whilst Toga stood at an average (for women, sad but true.) five-foot-two. I had to hide my giddiness and appear imposing. I put my hands behind my back and looked down to Arlong, then Toga.
"Wow, you are sure big! Who is fish face?" Toga looked at me then to Arlong, Arlong glared down to her.
"What did you say you inferior being!" Arlong snapped, raising his fist high to slam his giant fist down on Toga.
"That's enough you two." They turned their attention to me, "You probably have questions but hold off on those questions for now, my name is Puppet Master, and I am a Skypiean. A human with wings, and because I was different I was forced into slavery, they changed me, but I escaped with my face slashed and cut. I then fell into some portal that lead me here, I've been living here hidden for years now, and there are these... Mink like creatures called "Ponies." and they... They're so much like those blasted humans! I want them to burn! So that's why I brought you two, to get revenge. I know Arlong you went through some traumatic events, trust me, I have too. Toga, you love blood do you? Well get ready to get bloody, but instead you're not shedding you're own blood, you're shedding theirs..." I said that last bit with malice, in case you haven't noticed, I pulled everything out of my ass.
Arlong looked at me with slight sympathy, that was only noticed by me. Arlong crossed his arms and looked down to Toga, she just smiled, harmlessly. (That's a lie.)
"Alright, I'll work with you to destroy these... Human-ponies." Arlong said looking away from me and looking at the outdoors.
"Where are we PM? Can I call you PM? Puppet Master is too long." Toga asked me, I glanced at her.
"Yes you may call me PM, as to where we are we are in the Castle of Two Sisters, it's broken down. My base was destroyed by a thunderstorm beyond fixing it. So for now we're camping here, but don't worry Arlong, I know you as a Fishman will want some water. I will relocate our camp by a beach for you. And don't worry, I will tell you how I know your names in due time."
"So, where to? When do we start killing?" Toga asked me, I looked down to her and grinned, even though it wasn't visible to them.
"At nightfall we will show these ponies what true villainy is, we will show all pain and suffering!" I then let out an evil laugh, it sounded just like Blackbeard's laugh.
The Arlong and Toga were taking a nap as it was a few minutes until it was nightfall, I then asked Jared.
"What episode is this?" I asked Jared in a whisper, careful to not wake the others up.
"It's the night of the Gala." Jared informed me, I nodded, I then realize I need a Dramatic entrance, and for that I need a song. To play a song I need to make a Token.
"How do I make a Token?" I asked Jared again, he cleared his throat.
"Make an item, say your creed and a portal will suck it in." Jared informed me yet again, I dug something in my coat and I pulled it out, it was a girl being held up by strings, the strings were attached the the puppet string holder. I cleared my throat.
"My name is Puppet Master, conquerors of worlds, evil of all evil, the man pulling the strings, say my name if you need help in battle or you need information of Equestria." I throw my token up and portal appeared below it as if fell in.
You unlocked the External Music skill! blink five times quickly to choose music.
"Pog." I said casually, "Let's test this out." I blink five times quickly and there was a setting, volume, what song, etc. I then put in an epic song to end all epic songs. This. Very epic in my opinion, the song woke the two up and I immediately shut it off.
"What was that stupid song?" Arlong groaned and rubbed his forehead, Toga let out a yawn, making me yawn, which caused Arlong to yawn.
"Aw, you woke me up from a dream that I was having. It was about killing all of class 1A." Toga pouted, I looked at her.
"Well, get ready everyone, it is time to cause a riot. Grab onto my back, it's teleporting time." They hold onto my back and I clasp my hands together.
"Teleport!"
Pop!
We appeared below Canterlot and next to a waterfall. I look to Toga who ran to a bush and proceeds to puke her brains out but Arlong stood there, unfazed.
"Weak humans." He muttered under his breath, I chuckled slightly and I look up, the Canterlot Palace towered over us.
"Well, we'll need to teleport again if we want to get to Canterlot." I look to Toga who was now washing her face with the water. She let out a gasp for air and shook her head, she looked down to her clothes.
"Now my clothes are all wet!" She whined, me and Arlong sigh at the same time.
"Get over it buttercup." I clasp my hands once more and Toga walked over and grabbed my shoulder with her left hand, Arlong touched my other shoulder with his right.
"Teleport!"
Pop!
We looked through a window, there was a tree holding us up, making us able to peek in. We see them party like the snobs they are, I then see Pinkie Pie trying to make the snobs of Canterlot party and dance. I grin, and look to my companions.
"Get ready." I said, I then go to the music settings and play some intimidating music.
The ponies look confused as the song looked like it came from everywhere.
"This song is creepy, is that you guys?" Pinkie Pie pointed to the musicians, they looked at their instruments and the music played when they weren't moving. I jumped through the window, glass falling as I landed on my feet, my companions jumping after me, also landing on my feet. Due to the glass shattering everyone backed off but at the same time alerted everyone. I saw Celestia, Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, come into view. My guess is that Fluttershy is still trying to get animals to love her and Rarity trying to get Blue Blood to love her.
"Greetings, ponies of Equestria, my name is the Puppet Master, and I hear that a villain by the name of Nightmare Moon failed to beat you. As will another one will fail to beat you saw well." I said walking in the center of the room, Arlong and Toga following.
"And why does that matter?" Celestia asked as she motioned the guards to come closer to us, I realized it and so did the others.
"Well, you just seem so alike to the other race that tortured me, slaved me, and made me do things I regret. Isn't that right, Arlong?" I turn my head to Arlong who nodded in agreement, his fists were clenched.
"And I just want to say you give what you get, there is a race called Humans that are so alike you, they paint themselves as nice, peaceful, and a wonderful race. But in reality it's nothing but a façade! Just like you guys, you paint yourselves as heroes, and perfectly peaceful, well... I'm gonna show you how that's false. And I will destroy ALL OF YOU!!!!" I shoot a bunch of beams at the guards closing in on us.
"The beginning of the Revolution has begun."
Author's Note
What are puppets to it's master? "Ah, more puns I see."
The guards were immediately dispatched and they fell flat on their faces as I aimed my beams at their ankles. I laughed as I approached Celestia, summoning Edward Newgate's Murakumogiri. Walking ever so casually as I jump ten feet in the air and I spin the Murakumogiri and I try to slam it down onto Celestia. But before I could even do that Rainbow Dash flew at me, I slapped her away with the bottom of the Murakumogiri. I continue spinning it and immediately Celestia summoned a sword with a sun emblem on the hilt and our blades met. The force of our blades clashing made a shockwave that blew everyone, I laughed as I pushed her but then she pushed back and was overpowering me. I had a worried expression on my face but she couldn't see it due to my mask. She pushed me back and I was knocked back a few feet, I look at my weapon and changed it into Shusui, the national treasure of Wano.
"Well, well, well, you're quite strong, but can you keep up with my speed?" I disappear from sight and I appear behind Celestia to try and decapitate her immediately before she causes trouble later down the road. But before I did that I was tacked by one of the Wonderbolts, Spitfire. I get up and I point my sword at her.
"You dare oppose me, Pony?" I ask as I got into a stance, Spitfire glared at me as two of the Wonderbolts flew in next to her.
"Of course, you're going to harm the Princess and well, I can't allow that so..." Immediately Spitfire appeared before me, her fist covered in flames, my eyes open wide and I block the punch with Shusui. The impact of Shusui and her fist colliding knocked me back, she started wailing on me, punching and kicking, I did the best I can to dodge and block but with every dodge, she comes closer to hitting me. But then, she was impaled in the rib by Arlong, using his "Shark On Darts." move, his sharp nose piercing Spitfire. Rainbow Dash and the Wonderbolts gasped in horror as Spitfire was then launched into a window due to the speed and force Arlong Impaled her. The wonderbolts immediately went after her. Arlong stood next to me, I put out a fist for a fist bump and he stood there.
"Dude, fist bump," I said looking at Arlong, Arlong raised an eyebrow.
"Fist what?" He asked, I sigh and turn around.
"We'll work on it later, anyway, who's next?" Immediately Rainbow Dash shot herself at me, I sidestep her, I turn around only to see her jumping from the wall and shooting herself back at me. She was hopping around like a grasshopper!
"Destroy us? Hah, I'd like to see you try! Do you expect us to cower in fear as you made a dramatic entrance like that?" I clench my fist, "What? Are you angry? Did I hurt Puppet Master's feelings? Admit it, you're scared, scared of me! Because I am the one and only, fastest in Equestria, Rainbow D-" I appeared where she would be jumping and I catch her by grabbing her mouth, I then slam her onto the ground making spiderweb-like cracks.
"Shut," I said as I let go and look down at her, my left arm was suddenly wrapped in some rope I then look towards Applejack who then tugged on it.
"You'll pay for hurting my friends you darn varmint!" Applejack said with hate in her voice, I frowned and pulled onto the rope, knocking her off her feet. I then kick her in the gut, right as I do that I was blasted by Celestia. I hit the wall, leaving an imprint of my body on it, I glare at Celestia.
"You dare hurt my little ponies?! Surrender now and you'll have a fair trial!" I laugh at her, my laugh being heard all over the place.
"That's funny, did anyone told you you're a comedian? Fair trial? More like you putting me in a cell, just like back in Mary Geoise..." I growl as I shot a little blast from both of my palms behind me, launching towards her. I raise my sword and before I slammed it on her she put up a magic shield, I growled. I jump back and look at Arlong and Toga and manhandling the guards, while Twilight watches. I look through the door and I feel vibrations, I look to my companions.
"Alright, let's go!" I run towards another door, Arlong and Toga go after me, I kick down the door, I look for a window, and sure enough, there is one right in front of us.
"We're jumping through another window aren't we?" Toga asked, I run towards the window, them following me.
"Yup!" I jump through the window and we land next to the gate. I pick up Toga because she is not fast as I am, I then start running crazy fast, I grab Arlong and throw him onto the rooftops which I jump on. As we traverse the rooftops I look back and see the Wonderbolts after me, deciding the knock a skill off my list. I charge up a beam and I jump up, I fire the beam at the one in the front they dodge out of the way, but there was a Pegasi in the back and got shot. A magic bolt whizzed by my cheek. Royal Guards were in front of us, I summon the most strongest Rocket Launcher, RPG-28.
"AMERICAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I then shoot the RPG-28, I close my eyes and I hear screams of pain. I open my eyes to see their corpses, I grinned, another achievement down. I hold onto Arlong.
"We're teleporting!" I said as we both jumped over a building, Arlong was panting.
"Al-alright!" He said as I concentrated my energy and looked towards the Everfree Forest.
"Bye!" I laughed... Only to feel nothing as I didn't hear birds chirping, and I still heard footsteps as we traversed the rooftops.
"Jared... What happened." I asked him slowly.
"I'm sorry sir but two is your limit, and you already used two of them." Jared informed me, I growled.
"Why didn't you tell me before that?!" I spoke through my teeth, a magic bolt was about to hit my head but Arlong pushed my head down.
"You didn't ask, sir." Jared told me, I balled up my fists, as I avoided a magic bolt.
"What's the cool downtime?" I asked as I load the RPG-28, Arlong raising his eyebrows as he could not hear our conversation.
"At least eight hours, the more you use it, the less the cool down and the more you can teleport. I groan and I turn around and fired off the RPG-28 at the Royal Guards behind me, I heard screams of pain and I hear bodies fall.
"Alright, we'll have to improvise, we need to escape here, this is the capital of a country after all," I told the two, I looked at the train getting loaded with scared civilians. I jump from buildings to building Arlong and Toga following me, I was two buildings from the train as it was close to taking off. I jump only to fall in an alley, falling on some garbage cans I get up and grab onto the duo and make a dash out of the alleyway. The train taking off, I threw them onto the train, I wave at them.
"Go to the forest and meet me at the place where we camped at!" I cried out, before looking back as multiple guards run at me.
"OKAAAAYYY!!!!" Toga yelled back, I grin and I pull out Shusui, running at the guards I do a horizontal air slash most of them ducking out of the way. I put the sword back into its sheath, I summon back the RPG-28.
"AAAAAAMMURICA!!!!!!" I laughed as I fired off another rocket at them, it impacted them, dust blocking my vision, I unsummoned the weapon. But then through the dust, I spot a silhouette that looked like Celestia, I thought, 'But it couldn't be Celestia, she's probably at the Canterlot Castle eating cake and sending guards, probably Luna.' That was false, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, veeeeery, false. It was Celestia.
"This ends now, Puppet Master." She had her sword out, glaring daggers at me, her glare was as sharp as her sword. Which was blunt, hah!
"End? Oh, no, no, no, It's only the beginning!" I threw my arms out, she took a step and I took a step back.
"Surrender now, we don't need you to cause any more trouble." Celestia walked towards me, tightening her grip out her blade, well, I wouldn't say blade, I would say bat.
"Are you scared to harm me? I already killed five or fifteen of your subjects. They probably had useless lives under you anyway, always standing there like blades of grass in an empty terrain. Just there waiting to be stepped on like the insects that they are." I taunted, she clenched her teeth, I pulled out Shusui.
"Not to mention how such a disappointed their families would be, praising them as being the warriors under the sun only to die by a newbie villain like me who just came here to pound them into dust." I clench my offhand (Which is my left because I'm right-handed.) Her eyes went red.
"HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO MY LITTLE PONIES!!!!" She boomed as she flew at me, raising her sword to the heavens. I put both of my hands onto Shusui and ran at Celestia, our blades met before and they met again but this time with more oomph. This time it was no contest as I was pushed back and was thrown back and I rolled across the groan and back to my feet. She jumped at me and slammed her sword down upon me, I rolled out of the way, she looked towards me with eyes redder than the devil. My eyes were in full shock, I never expected- no, even thought that Celestia would be this strong!
"Oh, I see angry after a few words? You have quite the temper another reason why you are not fit to be the Princess of this Kingdom. In fact, why were you even born? In all honesty, Luna should've been first, she would make a good queen of Equestria." I taunted her even more, she flew at me growling like the savage that she is. Our blades met again, sparks flew into the sky, this time I held my ground. Trying to push her back, she was struggling, that little power boost could only hold up for so long. Though I was still not stronger than her even if she cooled down. In all honesty, I'm trying to get her to release her rage and show the public how she is and I'm also trying to wear her out.
"I'm gonna make you pay!" She roared, I jumped back and jumped to the roof trying to go to a populated area, but by now everyone would be in hiding. "COWARD!!!" She flew after me, I ran as fast as my superhuman body could carry me. It probably wasn't enough as she crashed into me and we fell into the Townsquare, I rolled to my knees, sticking my blade into the marble streets. She ran at my dragging her blade across the marble, making a scratching of a chalkboard sound. It irked me to no extent.
"You have nowhere to hide you fiend." She pointed her blade at me, I stood to my feet, catching my breath I readied my blade.
"Quite the opposite Princess, or should I say, peasant? Because that's what you should be! You shouldn't even be a Princess after neglecting your younger sister! And because of that, she became the mare on the moon, Nightmare Moon!" I said that last bit louder than the other words for all of Canterlot to hear.
"Shut... Up..." I hear her say, I grin, she was looking at the floor like a child that was caught.
"Oh? Did I strike a nerve? The truth does really hurt like a bitch, doesn't it peasant? Not to mention, sealing your enemies in stone and not destroying them and saving them a fate far worse than death itself. Imagine the insanity that goes in their heads? Counting the days until they come on out and cause havoc with twice of the force, causing more chaos than before."
"Shut. Up." She spoke through her teeth, I saw tears on her face, I just laugh at her. She clenched her fists, I saw blood coming from her palm.
"Wow, crying? Now I get why you're a Princess now, you're a little princess crying to be saved by their hero. Oh, and I should mention that you sent CIVILIANS and your faithful student and sent them to take down Nightmare Moon instead of facing it yourself. You didn't face her and only sent Twilight Sparkle the supposed "Chosen one" the one who will save ALL of Equestria by the power of "Friendship." And why did you send them again to face a DRAGON?!?!? Are you retarded?!" I asked her, she glared up at me, tears running down her eyes.
"SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!"
I flinched from the wrath in her voice, her voice destroyed windows and shook Canterlot. I looked at her, her voice wasn't flowing like it used to, but was on fire and was flowing upwards like a Super Saiyan.
"Who the hell you think you're talking to you peasant? You call me a peasant? You are nothing but a fool who walked up to MY castle and killed MY people, you insult MY name, this is MY Kingdom! Everyone here is MY subject, and if you insult them you insult me!" She said with rage all over her voice.
"What if your subject insults the other, would you insult yourself?" I asked her jokingly but she was not in the mood for jokes as she charged magic from her horn, I unsummoned my sword and charged my Omega Beam. I could feel the magic from Canterlot go to her horn, whilst I use all of my magic power into my one attack that can supposedly decimate an entire town. A village is Appleloosa, a town is Ponyville, and judging by the width of Ponyville on the map it is bigger than Canterlot, in theory, I should be able to destroy Canterlot. Our attacks charging shook Canterlot, literally, I feel Canterlot vibrating.
"This is it Celestia, my ultimate attack, get ready to die, you peasant!" I boomed, Celestia said no words as she charged her attack. I let out a deep inhale.
"OOOOMMMEEEGGAAAAAA!!!!!!" I began, a purple aura surrounding me, it made me levitate to the heavens, she charged up her bean a little ball of light, the size of a tennis ball appeared on her horn, it was shining like the sun.
"SOLAR!!!!" She began as well, my heart was beating in excitement, a grin was permanently stuck on my face.
"BEEEEAAAAAAAAMMMMM!!!!!" I roared as I shoot a destructive beam made out of pure magic and a drive to overthrow a Government.
"WAAAAAVVEEE!!!!!!" She countered my blast with a magic blast that was shining like a star. Our energy clash, blowing away street poles and marketplace tents things that I do not know what it's called for the life of me.
"IT'S OVER CELESTIA YOU CAN"T MATCH THIS DESTRUCTIVE POWER!!!!!!" I cried out to try and raise my voice higher than the energy that is clashing. She grunted as she tried in all her might to combat my attack, I grinned but then she said something
"You..." I looked at her in absolute horror.
"N-no..." I said as shivers went down my spine.
"Are..." She glared at me, I was shaking in my literal boots.
"No, no, no, no..." I shook my head at her.
"THE PEASANTTTT!!!!" She overpowered my attack.
"No. no. no. no, no, no, no! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" I was engulfed in the fiery wave and I was sent to the Everfree Forest. "UUUUuuuuuu...."
Celestia looked onto the Everfree Forest and she collapsed to her knees, a guard went up to her and kneeled next to her.
"Princess, are you okay?" The guard asked Celestia, Celestia's once fiery hair died down to her usual wavy and majestic hair.
"Y-yes..." She panted, the guard looked at her and at the Townsquare.
"We'll have to clean this up, Puppet Master seems to be launched to the Everfree Forest, the forest he told the pair of villains is probably the Everfree. S-" The guard was cut off as Celestia grabbed onto the guard and was brought closer to her
"Send the guards after him." The guard froze as the look in her eye could knock out a dragon.
"B-but Princess, that forest is dangerous and the state that you probably left him in is-" Celestia stood up causing the guard to stand up as well.
"Did I stutter? Do it, and get the Hunter Guild to go after them, as well as a few guards." Celestia pushed him aside and the guard fell on his ass, the guard looked at Celestia in fear not knowing this side of Celestia. The guard scrambled to his feet and ran back to the Castle.
"Puppet Master, you can run but you can't hide."
I laid there in a swamp, injured and burnt, I was on some land and I roll to my chest and try and pick myself up. I fell flat on my face trying to do so.
"Damn that Celestia, I wasn't expecting her to go Super Saiyan mode on me. Hehehehe... Ow, it hurts to laugh. I should get that checked out." I crawl onto a log and I lay there and sigh. Hoping to go back to that castle, I heard some hissing, and I look in front of me. I wasn't on a log I was on a giant damn crocodile.
"Oh son of a-"
Author's Note
Rainbow Dash: You can't catch me, I'm the fastest pony in Equ-
Puppet Master:
