Puppet Master of Equestria
What are puppets to it's master? "Ah, more puns I see."
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The guards were immediately dispatched and they fell flat on their faces as I aimed my beams at their ankles. I laughed as I approached Celestia, summoning Edward Newgate's Murakumogiri. Walking ever so casually as I jump ten feet in the air and I spin the Murakumogiri and I try to slam it down onto Celestia. But before I could even do that Rainbow Dash flew at me, I slapped her away with the bottom of the Murakumogiri. I continue spinning it and immediately Celestia summoned a sword with a sun emblem on the hilt and our blades met. The force of our blades clashing made a shockwave that blew everyone, I laughed as I pushed her but then she pushed back and was overpowering me. I had a worried expression on my face but she couldn't see it due to my mask. She pushed me back and I was knocked back a few feet, I look at my weapon and changed it into Shusui, the national treasure of Wano.
"Well, well, well, you're quite strong, but can you keep up with my speed?" I disappear from sight and I appear behind Celestia to try and decapitate her immediately before she causes trouble later down the road. But before I did that I was tacked by one of the Wonderbolts, Spitfire. I get up and I point my sword at her.
"You dare oppose me, Pony?" I ask as I got into a stance, Spitfire glared at me as two of the Wonderbolts flew in next to her.
"Of course, you're going to harm the Princess and well, I can't allow that so..." Immediately Spitfire appeared before me, her fist covered in flames, my eyes open wide and I block the punch with Shusui. The impact of Shusui and her fist colliding knocked me back, she started wailing on me, punching and kicking, I did the best I can to dodge and block but with every dodge, she comes closer to hitting me. But then, she was impaled in the rib by Arlong, using his "Shark On Darts." move, his sharp nose piercing Spitfire. Rainbow Dash and the Wonderbolts gasped in horror as Spitfire was then launched into a window due to the speed and force Arlong Impaled her. The wonderbolts immediately went after her. Arlong stood next to me, I put out a fist for a fist bump and he stood there.
"Dude, fist bump," I said looking at Arlong, Arlong raised an eyebrow.
"Fist what?" He asked, I sigh and turn around.
"We'll work on it later, anyway, who's next?" Immediately Rainbow Dash shot herself at me, I sidestep her, I turn around only to see her jumping from the wall and shooting herself back at me. She was hopping around like a grasshopper!
"Destroy us? Hah, I'd like to see you try! Do you expect us to cower in fear as you made a dramatic entrance like that?" I clench my fist, "What? Are you angry? Did I hurt Puppet Master's feelings? Admit it, you're scared, scared of me! Because I am the one and only, fastest in Equestria, Rainbow D-" I appeared where she would be jumping and I catch her by grabbing her mouth, I then slam her onto the ground making spiderweb-like cracks.
"Shut," I said as I let go and look down at her, my left arm was suddenly wrapped in some rope I then look towards Applejack who then tugged on it.
"You'll pay for hurting my friends you darn varmint!" Applejack said with hate in her voice, I frowned and pulled onto the rope, knocking her off her feet. I then kick her in the gut, right as I do that I was blasted by Celestia. I hit the wall, leaving an imprint of my body on it, I glare at Celestia.
"You dare hurt my little ponies?! Surrender now and you'll have a fair trial!" I laugh at her, my laugh being heard all over the place.
"That's funny, did anyone told you you're a comedian? Fair trial? More like you putting me in a cell, just like back in Mary Geoise..." I growl as I shot a little blast from both of my palms behind me, launching towards her. I raise my sword and before I slammed it on her she put up a magic shield, I growled. I jump back and look at Arlong and Toga and manhandling the guards, while Twilight watches. I look through the door and I feel vibrations, I look to my companions.
"Alright, let's go!" I run towards another door, Arlong and Toga go after me, I kick down the door, I look for a window, and sure enough, there is one right in front of us.
"We're jumping through another window aren't we?" Toga asked, I run towards the window, them following me.
"Yup!" I jump through the window and we land next to the gate. I pick up Toga because she is not fast as I am, I then start running crazy fast, I grab Arlong and throw him onto the rooftops which I jump on. As we traverse the rooftops I look back and see the Wonderbolts after me, deciding the knock a skill off my list. I charge up a beam and I jump up, I fire the beam at the one in the front they dodge out of the way, but there was a Pegasi in the back and got shot. A magic bolt whizzed by my cheek. Royal Guards were in front of us, I summon the most strongest Rocket Launcher, RPG-28.
"AMERICAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I then shoot the RPG-28, I close my eyes and I hear screams of pain. I open my eyes to see their corpses, I grinned, another achievement down. I hold onto Arlong.
"We're teleporting!" I said as we both jumped over a building, Arlong was panting.
"Al-alright!" He said as I concentrated my energy and looked towards the Everfree Forest.
"Bye!" I laughed... Only to feel nothing as I didn't hear birds chirping, and I still heard footsteps as we traversed the rooftops.
"Jared... What happened." I asked him slowly.
"I'm sorry sir but two is your limit, and you already used two of them." Jared informed me, I growled.
"Why didn't you tell me before that?!" I spoke through my teeth, a magic bolt was about to hit my head but Arlong pushed my head down.
"You didn't ask, sir." Jared told me, I balled up my fists, as I avoided a magic bolt.
"What's the cool downtime?" I asked as I load the RPG-28, Arlong raising his eyebrows as he could not hear our conversation.
"At least eight hours, the more you use it, the less the cool down and the more you can teleport. I groan and I turn around and fired off the RPG-28 at the Royal Guards behind me, I heard screams of pain and I hear bodies fall.
"Alright, we'll have to improvise, we need to escape here, this is the capital of a country after all," I told the two, I looked at the train getting loaded with scared civilians. I jump from buildings to building Arlong and Toga following me, I was two buildings from the train as it was close to taking off. I jump only to fall in an alley, falling on some garbage cans I get up and grab onto the duo and make a dash out of the alleyway. The train taking off, I threw them onto the train, I wave at them.
"Go to the forest and meet me at the place where we camped at!" I cried out, before looking back as multiple guards run at me.
"OKAAAAYYY!!!!" Toga yelled back, I grin and I pull out Shusui, running at the guards I do a horizontal air slash most of them ducking out of the way. I put the sword back into its sheath, I summon back the RPG-28.
"AAAAAAMMURICA!!!!!!" I laughed as I fired off another rocket at them, it impacted them, dust blocking my vision, I unsummoned the weapon. But then through the dust, I spot a silhouette that looked like Celestia, I thought, 'But it couldn't be Celestia, she's probably at the Canterlot Castle eating cake and sending guards, probably Luna.' That was false, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, veeeeery, false. It was Celestia.
"This ends now, Puppet Master." She had her sword out, glaring daggers at me, her glare was as sharp as her sword. Which was blunt, hah!
"End? Oh, no, no, no, It's only the beginning!" I threw my arms out, she took a step and I took a step back.
"Surrender now, we don't need you to cause any more trouble." Celestia walked towards me, tightening her grip out her blade, well, I wouldn't say blade, I would say bat.
"Are you scared to harm me? I already killed five or fifteen of your subjects. They probably had useless lives under you anyway, always standing there like blades of grass in an empty terrain. Just there waiting to be stepped on like the insects that they are." I taunted, she clenched her teeth, I pulled out Shusui.
"Not to mention how such a disappointed their families would be, praising them as being the warriors under the sun only to die by a newbie villain like me who just came here to pound them into dust." I clench my offhand (Which is my left because I'm right-handed.) Her eyes went red.
"HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO MY LITTLE PONIES!!!!" She boomed as she flew at me, raising her sword to the heavens. I put both of my hands onto Shusui and ran at Celestia, our blades met before and they met again but this time with more oomph. This time it was no contest as I was pushed back and was thrown back and I rolled across the groan and back to my feet. She jumped at me and slammed her sword down upon me, I rolled out of the way, she looked towards me with eyes redder than the devil. My eyes were in full shock, I never expected- no, even thought that Celestia would be this strong!
"Oh, I see angry after a few words? You have quite the temper another reason why you are not fit to be the Princess of this Kingdom. In fact, why were you even born? In all honesty, Luna should've been first, she would make a good queen of Equestria." I taunted her even more, she flew at me growling like the savage that she is. Our blades met again, sparks flew into the sky, this time I held my ground. Trying to push her back, she was struggling, that little power boost could only hold up for so long. Though I was still not stronger than her even if she cooled down. In all honesty, I'm trying to get her to release her rage and show the public how she is and I'm also trying to wear her out.
"I'm gonna make you pay!" She roared, I jumped back and jumped to the roof trying to go to a populated area, but by now everyone would be in hiding. "COWARD!!!" She flew after me, I ran as fast as my superhuman body could carry me. It probably wasn't enough as she crashed into me and we fell into the Townsquare, I rolled to my knees, sticking my blade into the marble streets. She ran at my dragging her blade across the marble, making a scratching of a chalkboard sound. It irked me to no extent.
"You have nowhere to hide you fiend." She pointed her blade at me, I stood to my feet, catching my breath I readied my blade.
"Quite the opposite Princess, or should I say, peasant? Because that's what you should be! You shouldn't even be a Princess after neglecting your younger sister! And because of that, she became the mare on the moon, Nightmare Moon!" I said that last bit louder than the other words for all of Canterlot to hear.
"Shut... Up..." I hear her say, I grin, she was looking at the floor like a child that was caught.
"Oh? Did I strike a nerve? The truth does really hurt like a bitch, doesn't it peasant? Not to mention, sealing your enemies in stone and not destroying them and saving them a fate far worse than death itself. Imagine the insanity that goes in their heads? Counting the days until they come on out and cause havoc with twice of the force, causing more chaos than before."
"Shut. Up." She spoke through her teeth, I saw tears on her face, I just laugh at her. She clenched her fists, I saw blood coming from her palm.
"Wow, crying? Now I get why you're a Princess now, you're a little princess crying to be saved by their hero. Oh, and I should mention that you sent CIVILIANS and your faithful student and sent them to take down Nightmare Moon instead of facing it yourself. You didn't face her and only sent Twilight Sparkle the supposed "Chosen one" the one who will save ALL of Equestria by the power of "Friendship." And why did you send them again to face a DRAGON?!?!? Are you retarded?!" I asked her, she glared up at me, tears running down her eyes.
"SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!"
I flinched from the wrath in her voice, her voice destroyed windows and shook Canterlot. I looked at her, her voice wasn't flowing like it used to, but was on fire and was flowing upwards like a Super Saiyan.
"Who the hell you think you're talking to you peasant? You call me a peasant? You are nothing but a fool who walked up to MY castle and killed MY people, you insult MY name, this is MY Kingdom! Everyone here is MY subject, and if you insult them you insult me!" She said with rage all over her voice.
"What if your subject insults the other, would you insult yourself?" I asked her jokingly but she was not in the mood for jokes as she charged magic from her horn, I unsummoned my sword and charged my Omega Beam. I could feel the magic from Canterlot go to her horn, whilst I use all of my magic power into my one attack that can supposedly decimate an entire town. A village is Appleloosa, a town is Ponyville, and judging by the width of Ponyville on the map it is bigger than Canterlot, in theory, I should be able to destroy Canterlot. Our attacks charging shook Canterlot, literally, I feel Canterlot vibrating.
"This is it Celestia, my ultimate attack, get ready to die, you peasant!" I boomed, Celestia said no words as she charged her attack. I let out a deep inhale.
"OOOOMMMEEEGGAAAAAA!!!!!!" I began, a purple aura surrounding me, it made me levitate to the heavens, she charged up her bean a little ball of light, the size of a tennis ball appeared on her horn, it was shining like the sun.
"SOLAR!!!!" She began as well, my heart was beating in excitement, a grin was permanently stuck on my face.
"BEEEEAAAAAAAAMMMMM!!!!!" I roared as I shoot a destructive beam made out of pure magic and a drive to overthrow a Government.
"WAAAAAVVEEE!!!!!!" She countered my blast with a magic blast that was shining like a star. Our energy clash, blowing away street poles and marketplace tents things that I do not know what it's called for the life of me.
"IT'S OVER CELESTIA YOU CAN"T MATCH THIS DESTRUCTIVE POWER!!!!!!" I cried out to try and raise my voice higher than the energy that is clashing. She grunted as she tried in all her might to combat my attack, I grinned but then she said something
"You..." I looked at her in absolute horror.
"N-no..." I said as shivers went down my spine.
"Are..." She glared at me, I was shaking in my literal boots.
"No, no, no, no..." I shook my head at her.
"THE PEASANTTTT!!!!" She overpowered my attack.
"No. no. no. no, no, no, no! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" I was engulfed in the fiery wave and I was sent to the Everfree Forest. "UUUUuuuuuu...."
Celestia looked onto the Everfree Forest and she collapsed to her knees, a guard went up to her and kneeled next to her.
"Princess, are you okay?" The guard asked Celestia, Celestia's once fiery hair died down to her usual wavy and majestic hair.
"Y-yes..." She panted, the guard looked at her and at the Townsquare.
"We'll have to clean this up, Puppet Master seems to be launched to the Everfree Forest, the forest he told the pair of villains is probably the Everfree. S-" The guard was cut off as Celestia grabbed onto the guard and was brought closer to her
"Send the guards after him." The guard froze as the look in her eye could knock out a dragon.
"B-but Princess, that forest is dangerous and the state that you probably left him in is-" Celestia stood up causing the guard to stand up as well.
"Did I stutter? Do it, and get the Hunter Guild to go after them, as well as a few guards." Celestia pushed him aside and the guard fell on his ass, the guard looked at Celestia in fear not knowing this side of Celestia. The guard scrambled to his feet and ran back to the Castle.
"Puppet Master, you can run but you can't hide."
I laid there in a swamp, injured and burnt, I was on some land and I roll to my chest and try and pick myself up. I fell flat on my face trying to do so.
"Damn that Celestia, I wasn't expecting her to go Super Saiyan mode on me. Hehehehe... Ow, it hurts to laugh. I should get that checked out." I crawl onto a log and I lay there and sigh. Hoping to go back to that castle, I heard some hissing, and I look in front of me. I wasn't on a log I was on a giant damn crocodile.
"Oh son of a-"
Author's Note
Rainbow Dash: You can't catch me, I'm the fastest pony in Equ-
Puppet Master:
