It Was The Best Of Times, It Was The Worst Of Times
“Oh, hello there darling,” Rarity said to you as you stepped into the Carousel Boutique. “I don’t believe I’ve seen you in Ponyville before. What can I help you with this afternoon, sir?”
She saw the look in your eye at the sight of her and smiled slightly to herself. It was a look of lust, one she got nearly every day from her customers. However, she could say that most customers weren’t quite as enthusiastic as you, wagging your tail happily, giving her a sense of both embarrassment and pride as you spoke to her.
“Nope, I’m brand new,” you said. “My name’s Skippy Stone.” You reached out and placed a hoof on her to slowly stroke her chest, giving her a smirk as you continued with a wink, “And what’s your name, angel? How can I help you today?”
She giggled a bit at the unexpected gesture, almost forgetting what she was doing. “Why, it’s Rarity, dear,” she told you, a bit bashfully, falling for the look you were sending to her. You wagged your tail faster at that, noticing her delight as the gesture.
“You’re a real rarity, Rarity,” you teased. "Such a nice, white coat and a beautiful mane, with eyes to match..."
"Awww, why thank you," she replied, used to the compliments, but accepting them nonetheless. "I must say, you're quite the looker yourself. Quite rugged indeed. I can say I do like the look you have about you... I'm finding myself becoming almost trapped in your gaze."
"You just look so good, I could..." you trailed off before leaning in, slowly licking the unicorn’s neck. It was a move you tried on many a pony before, mostly to the effect of getting slapped and screamed at, and so were surprised when she craned her neck in delight, feeling the muscles tense up a bit.
“Oh my, you’re quite the charmer aren’t you?” she giggled, closing her eyes in delight.
You smiled at her comment, taking advantage of the moment and licking her neck further, working your way down to her chin before looking her in the eye and asking, “Is it working?” With that question, you leaned into her and kissed her lips, not waiting for her answer.
She pulled back from you, and you braced yourself for a slap, but instead heard her say sweetly, a bit lustfully, “Perhaps a bit, you rascal.” This time, she kissed you, letting her mouth open up to touch your tongue with hers before pulling back again and telling you, “I can’t say I’m usually swooped up by some creature quite so easily.”
“I could say the same myself,” you lied as you kissed her deeper. You found your tongue slipping into her mouth, moaning a bit as you kept petting her chest, feeling the soft fur on your hooves, noticing that she was purring a little bit at the motion. You found yourself enjoying the taste of her saliva and felt your tongue start to work into her throat before she interrupted you.
“I think we better take this upstairs, hot stuff,” she told you.
“Oh, I’m sure your customers won’t mind us,” you whispered back as you pushed her onto the floor and fell on top of her. You hungrily sucked her tongue, placing a hoof on her belly to rub it as you lowered your hips and ground your dick and balls against Rarity’s perfect, thick ass.
“Oh, that feels quite nice,” the mare told you, caught up in the moment before you saw her eyes go wide in surprise and embarrassment. “I, um… I believe I have to-” was all she was able to say before you heard a small noise and felt a light brush of wind exit her rear end. Blushing, she shyly stammered out, “I- I’m q-quite sorry for t-that…”
You tilted your head curiously at the sound, about to move past it before you changed your tune when you felt her asshole vibrate against your dick, your eyes becoming half-lidded as you moaned at the feeling.
“Mmmm… do it again,” you commanded as you pressed yourself firmly between her asscheeks.
“Oh, are- are you certain?” she asked, surprised and confused by the request, waiting for your eager nod before closing her eyes and letting out a bigger rip than before. You moaned again, your cock grinding against her, smelling the disgusting, luscious scent that came from inside of her.
“Oooooooh fuck… again!” you said as you enjoyed the feeling of her soft fur rubbing up against you, growing longer and harder by the second.
“I can certainly try, dear,” she chuckled, still a bit embarrassed but more confident as she farted again a couple of more times, letting the head of your cock run directly over her asshole as she did so, enjoying the motion. You found yourself a panting mess as she farted, taking a breath to inhale as much of the smell as you could before suddenly pulling your hips back and plunging yourself deep into her asshole.
“Oh!” she gasped in shock, surprised by the length of you. “Oh, that feels nice. I didn’t expect you to be so large…” You smirked at her, rolling your hips against her ass, driving yourself deeper inside of her.
“Oh yeah?” you laughed. “You need this big, fat, stallion dick inside your nasty unicorn ass?” you teased.
You watched her blush bashfully at that comment as she tried to explain while you pounded her, “Well- oh, oh!” Well, a- a lady isn’t- oh my!- isn’t one to- to turn down a request from- oh, that feels nice- a request from one such as yourself.”
“It’s okay, Sweetie,” you said kindly as you hung over her, thrusting powerfully, working into her rectum. “You can admit to me what a slut you are. I won’t mind. All the ponies around us already know it." You paused for a second to turn and take in the concerned, disgusted stares, giving them a smile and a friendly wave before going back to work on her, lowering your head and kissing her sloppily as you continued to stretch her asshole in a semi painful, semi pleasurable way.
Rarity breathed heavily through her nose as she once again felt your tongue work inside of her mouth, making its way to the back of her throat, deciding to release her inhibitions.
“Fill my ass up as much as you can,” she told you as she pulled away from your mouth for a second, closing her eyes. “I want to feel your hot sperm inside of me.”
You breathed heavily into her mouth, sucking and slurping on her tongue as her lipstick smeared itself onto your muzzle. You continued pumping yourself into her furiously as you did so, already feeling yourself edging closer and closer to orgasm after such a short time. She moved her ass along with you, placing one of her hooves on your back to pet you and another on her pussy to massage it a bit, arching her own back a bit as she did so.
After just a minute of this, you couldn’t take it anymore and threw your head back, moaning loudly as you started ejaculating into her hard, letting cum come gushing out of your throbbing member and filling her anus and rectum up with your thick, white goo.
“You like that?” you asked her, almost yelling. “You like my hot, sticky seed filling up your nasty bowels?”
“Oh, ooo, I can feel it moving inside of me,” she responded happily as she continued to rub herself, her eyes still closed, feeling the pleasurable pain of just how far her asshole had stretched. “It feels fantastic,” she continued, opening her eyes to add, “although I’m unsure how I’m going to be getting this out of me."
You gave her an evil grin, and in the heat of the moment, told her, “Shit it out.”
“Excuse me?”
“Shit it out,” you said again with more conviction as you started grinding against her again, not satisfied yet. “Shit it all out, onto the floor. Hell, take an actual shit and smear it all over us. I want to be nasty with you, and I want everypony to see.”
She laughed at that, saying, “If you insist, you neanderthal,” giving into her indecency and letting her anus relax. You watched her fart again, a dribble of cum dripping out back onto your cock. Then, as she strained harder, a lob of slightly soft, brown poo made its way onto you, getting smeared into her fur from your humping and grinding against her.
You groaned deeply as she continued letting more out, rolling your hips into her as you smeared the mess of cum and shit as far into her fur as possible. You leaned into her to kiss her again, spitting into her mouth and on her face as you did so, your scat smeared dick slipping away from her as you did so.
“Watch this,” she told you as she picked up a bit of her poop and smeared it into your fur and on your mane and face, taking a few licks off of you and sucking greedily on her hoof afterward.
“Yeah, that’s right bitch, eat it,” you commanded as you gave her another kiss, tasting the nasty, bitter, slightly sweet flavor of the mare’s excrement off of her tongue. “Eat it like the slut you are,” you growled as more came out of her and fell onto the floor. “You’re a fucking dirty fucking pig, you know that?” you told her as you scooped up a hoof full yourself and pushed it into her mouth, licking her lips afterward to steal some for yourself. “You’re a fucking slut who likes to eat her own crap.”
“Take your shit covered dick and stick it inside my tight vagina!” she yelled as she used a hoof to guide you back in. “I want crap covering my insides, too! I want everypony to see the dirty shit slut I am!” At that, she went back to licking her hoof as you pressed yourself back into her, moaning loudly as she did.
You were only able to get a few pumps into Rarity, rubbing a bit of the feces into her pussy before you heard a very loud, very frightening voice call out to the two of you, one that immediately caused your member to become almost completely flaccid in an instant as you pulled out of her.
“What in Equestria is going on here?” Princess Celestia asked using her Royal Canterlot, completely shocked and horrified with what she saw, dozens of ponies standing behind her, including Twilight Sparkle and her friends, all of them looking like they wanted to unsee the sight before them. “What in the world is the meaning of this?” The princess asked, her jaw almost hitting the floor.
“Uhhhhh…” you nervously got out, the room dead silent, everypony able to see the shit on your tongue and in your mane. “She was treating a customer?” you offered just in time for her to let out another loud, wet fart.
