Schadenfreude HATES MAGIC
Schadenfreude, resident asshat and glorified walking glitterbomb, has his first personal run-in with magic. An EQG story.
Schadenfreude does not like magic. Whenever it shows up, he gets hurt. Now, he has his own, personal curse to deal with, and had no one left to ask but the Rainbooms.
Who, if they can stop laughing, are more than willing to help fix his problem.
Oops, sorry. Hers. His? It's complicated.
23210 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
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12 Chapters:
- Like, a LOT 2021-02-03 09:52:36 UTC2377
- Nope, still awful 2021-02-04 08:29:06 UTC1712
- Yeah, magic sucks 2021-02-08 09:16:46 UTC2213
- Sure, that's a good idea 2021-02-09 09:08:21 UTC1764
- Why not, magical horse rhyming 2021-04-26 08:16:59 UTC1717
- Fine, into the angry bowl. 2022-11-08 09:42:23 UTC1325
- Great, this will end well. 2022-11-13 09:56:46 UTC1559
- Fantastic, it's him again. 2022-11-14 13:17:07 UTC2071
- Wonderful, more good news. 2022-11-15 09:46:34 UTC1607
- Just brilliant, let's get him involved, shall we? 2022-11-19 09:57:53 UTC2032
- Oh good, we're back to this. 2022-11-20 09:44:21 UTC2379
- Finally, we're done here. 2022-11-21 10:06:36 UTC2454