"Hey, we need to hurry they'll be here any second!" The thief chief shouts at his men

"We're trying as fast we can boss," a thief says throwing gold into the cart. This gang has been wanted for year's and now they might meet their doom to a group of special knights. Yes, they have killed guards for a living but these guys oh these are a whole different story.

*crash*

"What was that?" A thief said looking around for the source. He looks to his right to see his partner standing in the darkness "oi! Get over here and-" a hand grabs him by the throat and gets lulled into the dark and a *sling* and blood paints the ground.

"Oi they could be here any- AHHHH" another thief falls off and lands headfirst into a pike. The chief looks at the body and slowly up to see six colorful knights.

"Well well, you must be the chief," the orange one said with that British accent. The chief shivered a bit beginning to panic looking left and right.

"I think that's him" the purple knight said. His deep German accent makes the fear get worst in the chief making him piss his pants. He looks at the red and blue knight walk to the left and the green and purple walk to the right.

"let hurry and gets this over with" the red knight says walking down the stairs. The blue knight nods his head agreeing and takes out his blade.

"First music. Tim?"

"okay!" shouted the excited pink knight grabbing a music box and plays...

🎶never gonna give you up Never gonna let- 🎶 "No wait wrong one" he said pulling out another tape.

🎶somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ant the sharpest tool in the shed 🎶 "sorry, I think I got it now" he said pulling out a blue tape. The others all give an annoying look waiting for him to find the dang tape.

"every time" The purple knight said putting his big hammer to the side. The chief looks around and crosses his arms waiting for the music to set the scene.

"Ah! Got it" the pink knight said putting it In the box and...

(Four brave champions new grounds remix)

The orange knight walks close to the edge and pulls out his ax "Castle crashes. Charge" and then all six of them jump down and get ready for their killing spree.

Castle Crashers
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Ah, the earth is the most fucked up world in the Whole Galaxy I mean like a man with a top hat killed a space bear by a deadly laser and gave some people radioactive powers and went full-on medieval. It's so bad that even an evil wizard kidnapped the king's daughters and the crown jewel of right. But thanks to the six brave champions they prevented all that.

The castle crashers are the group's name they well no one know their name and since your reading this book you know. Lucky bastards you all are, anyway they were duty to kill off this thief group cus they stole from a store.

The orange knight walks out of the cave dragging a body. His real name is Patrick born in England he swore to hold the duty of protecting the world and he is the leader of the group.

Then soon so did also the purple knight but he holds the body with one arm and his big hammer on the other. This very buff purple knight is Gabriel the blacksmith, his family reputation started in Germany and slowly came to America so if someone losses a weapon he will always have back up thanks to his magical frog deer.

Soon both blue and red knights walk out holding bags of gold. These two are Tikashi and Zane both were born in unknown places, why you may ask why and to put it simply Tikashi doesn't want to tell and Zane has never talked. But both of them do get the job done though.

"Well we should hurry " the green knight said walking out using his magic to call his pet. Steve is his name he is one of the knights that cares about life and nature. He has a pet made by his magic which is a crow named Jasmine he is also the second in command of the group.

"oh yeah I almost forgot to tell you that the king wanted to see you Patrick about something" the pink knight said. The fantastic Tim was born in... Uh, a majestic land called... Narnia. Tim says that he was in the village hidden in the leaf but... Uh never mind Tim. He is well a pink knight that shoots rainbow and stuffed animals making harmony that all.

Anyway, the knights were setting their path back to the castle I don't want to name.
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The old fortress rumbles by a man screaming in anger

"Ahh, another failure!!" Shouted the evil mage running back and forth. "I trusted all of them not to go extra!" He continues sitting on a rock. The necromancer stands in the middle crossing his arms annoyed at hearing his master running his fit.

"God dame stupid castle crashers" the mage kicks a rock. "Tell me Nel what should we do?"

But just before the necromancer a finger pokes his helmet "oh I got it!" The mage said running off into the cave echoing an evil laugh.

"Fucking idiot" Nel muttered following his master in the cave.

"Yes It's perfect," the mage said rubbing his hands together looking up at the necromancer "Nel here I have something that can save our future to rule the world," the mage said using what's left of his dark magic summoning a huge circle.

"This here is a portal that I've worked on for years this uses light magic and drains them. Now Nel think of the weakest castle crashers you fought"

"That's easy... The pink knight. The stupid little shit" Nel said crossing his arms again "good! So if we used him to drain his magic we can go to another world to rebuild our army and kill off those idiots and RULE THE WORLD" he begins to laugh like a crazy person and so did the necromancer agreeing to the plan.

"Now go get that knight and bring him here" the mage ordered

He nods walking to the cave entrance and wings grow out of his back and he takes off"
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"Well, the army Is uh doing, alright?" captain hawker said adjusting his gray armor.

"Play that one song uh War what is it good for it always helps " Patrick said tapping his shoulder walking away.

He makes his way to the throne room and sees the king sitting on the throne. Patrick gets down on one knee and says "my lord pink knight told that you wanted to see me. Is something wrong?" He said

"Yeah, there is something wrong. Can you go to the store and buy more man diapers for me?" The king said.

Patrick needed a second to think the words the king just said "um by your orders... My lord" Patrick gets up and leaves.

Now outside he uses his magic to lift him in the air. Now using his arms as thruster he dashes towards a nearby dollar store.

"Hey look it's the fire knight!" One of the townsfolk said. The people gather up as the knight lands on the ground, they begin to dance and cheer as Patrick walks inside.

"Why if it isn't my favorite customer"

"hello Ricker just here for old man dipers" he said putting ten dollars on the table. Ricker laughs and grabs the money "my my, you wear man diapers?" Ricker said putting the money in the cash register

"Oi! I do not! The King wanted me to buy some for him" Patrick said giving a more defensive look behind his helmet. Ricker can see Patrick helmet eyes were frowning so he puts his hands up

"Okay then"

After Patrick left the store he repeats his action and uses his magic and flies his way back to the castle.

Tim watches as Patrick left, he turns around to walk to his house to play a- "oooh piece of candy!" He said picking up the Candy and sees another one

"Must be my lucky day!" He said picking up the trail of candy. Moments later he finds himself in a cave "oh candy-" a sword hits the top of his helmet knocking him out cold.

"Well that was easy"
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Zane sits on the top of the fountain waiting to feel something happen. But he feels nothing but the cold tingle up his spine making him open his eyes. He stands up and puts his helmet on

"Zane" a voice echoed

Intently he turns around and sees nothing but snow falling off the trees. "Zane" the voice repeats getting a bit closer. He looks around and he feels his powers charging up.

"Zane" it sounded like something was behind him which he turns around again. Still nothing and it was getting on his nerves.

"Zane!" it was getting louder. He shakes his head feeling like he is going crazy.

"ZANE!"

He spins around trying to get rid of the voice. It keeps repairing louder and louder but then it stopped. He looks around and sees nothing but the snow shows a pitcher. It... It was the necromancer and the mage tieing up Tim.

He gets up and uses his magic and makes an ice path to the kingdom and slides his way there.
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The moon shines a bit brighter than usual and it makes Celestia a bit nervous. "not good" she muttered looking around

"They're not enough time," she said walking away and looks at the forest. "Not time- wait I got it" she walks over to her desk and writes a letter to her student.

She will have her go to Ponyvile and celebrate the festival. "There," she used her magic, and the letter burns and flies out the window.

To be continued

Author's Note

The time begins another story about new heroes just you wait for more.

But as for now see you next time!