An Adonis to Everypony

by Horatiojones

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Princess Luna, Diamond Dogs, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other, Romance, Adventure
Length: 3255

Hypersexuality having Person arrives in Equestria, sex ensues

I was made to have sex, at least, that's what the announcer says whenever I have a show.
I like ponies, some say a little to much.
So when I get sent to Equestria by an oddly close pair of twins, what do you think happens?

Chess Game of the Gods Clop,

Published 2012-09-11 11:44:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-11 11:44:01 UTC

Strange Dream

I'm a stripper, and I’m bi. Those are two things I let people know when they meet me.

It helps with pretty much any conversations after that.

“Do you want to go to the beach?”

“Of course I do, I'm bi, and a stripper, tanning is pretty much a must”

That kind of thing.

After that, I usually tell them I like ponies, specifically little colourful ones with huge eyes, sometimes with wings, or horns, or both, or neither. Also, their from a cartoon.

Or, at least, that’s what I thought.

I was dancing, around a pole, guys and girls looking at me, I looking at them, singing some stupid song, decently, that was popular at the time. Thrusting, pelvic movements in and out, revealing everything that I had to the endearing crowd. I sort through the faces, seeing some regulars, and a few obvious hen nighters. I always look at the crowd, the crowds part of the reason I do this, the other simply being, I was in a drunken blackout, and woke up dancing on the stage a year ago, then got paid more than I’d ever earned before, in one dollar bills. I used to be just some fresh out of school punk, working at a fast food restaurant, and instead, I could get payed to be somebodies sex god for a dance number. I know which one I would prefer.

It was an interesting experience being up on the stage, so I did it again, and again, and again. I enjoy it immensely, if only because of the amount of sex I get from it. I really like sex, some may call me obsessed with it, I was diagnosed with hypersexuality at an early age,

Yeah, the sex, that’s always nice, usually I would have guys and girls come up to me after a show, though most of the time I would say no, but sometimes, if they were hot enough, I’d say yes. I have had the odd couple, straight, gay, and bisexual lesbian, that’s always fun, and I’ve had twins twice. Yet, never, have I been with a twins that are male and female, hell, I am aware this probably doesn’t happen in real life, but I always, always, wanted it.

Tonight, I saw a straight couple in the crowd that looked extremely similar to each other. I spent most of the show eyeing them, once or twice catching their eye as I danced. They were both blond, the guy had chiselled model like features, and was quite tall, while the woman, had large breasts, and was also pretty tall. The man wore a suit, the woman address with stockings. It’s always exhilarating to know, that just by being ruggedly handsome, knowing some decent moves, and having a decent voice, you can get people so hot under the collar.

Eventually, my set finished, and I returned to my dressing room, a thin sheen of sweat decorating my now, for the most part, naked body. I sat there, getting dressed, electing to shower when I got home. I had half-finished dressing, placing on underwear and a shirt, but nothing more, when I heard a knock on the door. I turned, nobody from the public was supposed to come back here, and none of the staff really liked me, something about enjoying the job to much. Getting up from my stool I stumbled over to the door, pulling up a pant leg, and opened it, much to my shock, the similar couple from earlier where there.

“Good evening” I said a questioning look upon my face.

“Oh do be quiet lover boy, my brother and I need to talk to you” the woman scolded me, her blond hair twinkling in the dull light of the back room. She pushed me back with an unexpected strength, and I dropped to the floor, as the two walked in, eventually standing either side of me.

“Now, boy, it is quite simple, my brother and I wish for you to go to Equis for us. Basically child, we want you to have sex with all of the representatives of our friends and family, they didn’t invite us to play in their game, so now we wish to, how you say, quite literally, screw with it. To do this, we are going to give you the power to change your body, becoming the type and gender of creature that the being you’re focused on lusts for, and, to locate the before mentioned representatives, we shall equip you with a compass like device. Now, to make sure that you are a capable piece for my brother and I, I shall try you out, quickly now, remove your pants.” She explained.

I didn’t really understand the first part, but, she wanted to have sex with me, who cares about anything else. Sadly, as I pulled of my pants and she undressed herself, revealing her large breasts, with dime sized nipples, and a completely shaved body, her brother was not looking like he would join us. I understand the thrill of being a voyeur, but I had really hoped for a threesome.

Eventually, we were both naked, though she kept on the pair of stocking and suspenders, black fishnets contrasting with her white skin. I had stood up again as we undressed, but she pushed me down to the ground with the same strength as earlier.

Wordlessly, she started sucking on my dick, bobbing her head up and down, in a race to fill it with blood. It got covered in saliva, as she began just licking the head, like a lollipop. Then, she went back to properly blowing me, deep throating my not inconsiderably sized penis. Soon, I was as hard as I would ever be, something she soon realised. She stood back up, again giving me a showing of her glorious Amazonian body. Then with little ceremony, she stood above my pelvis, and she dropped upon my cock, impaling herself with it.

She went straight down to the hilt on the first try, so I hit her cervix, and she let out a deep animalistic groan. She then began pumping her body up and down on top of me, going so fast it felt like a jack hammer. She was wet as all hell, and doing all the work, something I couldn’t allow.

I started pumping into her from the ground, making her entire body shake with the force of it. I sat up, moving my upper body next hers, and wrapped my arms around her. Pulling her towards me, she arched her back, so I started sucking on her breasts and she began rhythmically moaning, growing louder every time I pushed deeply into her.

“I must admit, for a mortal, you are quite good at this” the, up til now silent, brother stated, as he watched myself and her sibling going at it. His face expressed a complete and utter lack of care for the fact his sister was having sex in front of him.

I ignored him, instead having fun with the beauty I was engaged in fornicating with. We had built up a rhythm by then; I was pushing into her as fast as I could, while she basically hung on for the ride. I mauled on nipple with my teeth, while I rubbed the other with a hand. I could feel myself about to ejaculate, and the woman moans were becoming of a higher and higher pitch, the walls to her vagina clenching and milking at my penis. I pushed intensely, as deeply into her as I could, and just as I was about to erupt, she whispered into my ear.

“Have fun”

And then everything went black.

I came to, lying on a massage table.

How did I know it was a massage table? I hear you ask, well, quite simply, I’ve had a few massages in my time, so I know the difference between chiropractic tables, and massage tables, that’s how well I know massage tables. I had no idea, however, about how I came to be lying on said massage table.

I stood up from the table, or at least tried to, but I found my arms and legs weren’t working like they were supposed to. I cracked open my eyes, and moved my head forward, looking down at my body, expecting to see straps, or ropes. This wouldn’t be the first time I’ve been slipped roofies. Instead, I found myself looking at a blue and pink flank, a pink and blue tail, four legs, and hooves. I paused for a moment, just contemplating this.

Hooves. Squee. I'm hallucinating right now, but I don’t care, this is an awesome hallucination. I try to move my legs, and find it easy enough, though the placement of my arms is rather strange. I fall of the table, and land in a heap on the floor. I stumble to my fe... hooves and step very slowly over to a mirror I could see in the corner of the room.

I look at my body, and realise I seem to be a mare, not that I'm worried about this mind you, I had always wondered what it would be like to be female, yet I was sure about something else. I lay on my side, and looked closely at my nether regions. Yes, I definitely have a penis, from the looks of things, though I know little about horse penises, it was quite an impressive one.

In which case, does this mean I am a hermaphrodite? I don’t even know if ponies could be that, this hallucination was definitely getting weird. Still, eh, what are you going to do, now, time to find Rainbow Dash, that pegasi was somepony I just knew would appreciate this body, WE GO.

I walked over to a nearby door, and heard sounds emanating from it, sexual, squealing sounds. I opened it, somehow grasping the handle with my hoof. I gasped after I opened the door, because in front of me, I saw the general layout to a normal sauna, wood decking lining the walls, but inside of it lying on the floor in the middle were a pink haired, blue furred mare, 69ing with a blue haired, pink furred mare. So, I think this means right now I’m seeing twincest, between the two spa ponies, what were their names again, Lotus and Aloe, I think. My imagination is, quite literally, fucking awesome. I admired the two mares before me, much to my surprise I found them incredibly alluring, the very sight of the two one of the hottest things I have ever seen.

So enraptured where they with each other’s lower bodies, they didn’t notice me, until I cleared my throat, the one on top, Lotus, or was it Aloe, lifted her head up, and just stared at me. This gave me my first look at a pony’s pussy, drenched with juices, the clit flared and ready for sex, it was extremely inviting. Then, much to my surprise, she smiled at me.

“Hello, sir, do you like what you see?” she enquired, her entire body expressing lust, giving me bedroom eyes, which with eyes the size of dinner plates, was quite impressive.

Only then did I become aware that I was hard, very, very hard. I looked down, and saw my cock, larger than it had been when I was human, descending towards the floor, solid as a rock. I turned my eyes back up, and saw that the other sister had moved her head, and was now looking at me from around her sister’s flank. Silently I nodded, and both sisters began giving me come hither eyes.

I walked over to them, still struggling slightly to do so, and being this erect wasn’t helping. The sister on top tapped her flank with a hoof, motioning for me to walk over to it. I must admit, regardless of the fact this must be unreal, I was pretty happy with how things were happening. I’d clopped before, mainly to pictures, but sometimes fictions, Molestia and the like, so what was happening right now was a pretty big fantasy, even if it wasn’t with the mane six. Apple Dash and me, for the win.

Back to the matter at hand, I stepped behind the top pony, her flank pushed towards me; her sisters face beneath her getting covered in the dripping wetness. I tried to position myself behind them; legs splayed either side of their bodies, but I found I couldn’t get my cock inside of her. I missed a few times, before the sister on the bottom decided to help me out, using a hoof to direct me inside of her sister’s pussy. I slid in, feeling the juices sliding around my dick, her walls clenching and releasing me.

I started slowly sliding in, and she started making a low continuous noise, getting higher and higher pitched as I moved forward. I felt my balls being licked, and saw that the other sister had begun using her tongue to wash my balls as I fucked her sister. I pushed all the way in, bottoming out, and then slowly slid back out again. The lining to her pussy grasping at me, whether I was pushing or pulling.

“Faster” the fornicating sister groaned out.

“If you’re sure” I muttered, before clenching tightly to her side with my forelegs, and starting to rut. I thrusted in and out, moving my pelvis back and forth. Loud wet slaps echoing out every time I went all the way in, all the while having my balls played with by the other sister.
I felt the walls of her vagina begin clenching and releasing wildly, before I found her pussy getting even wetter than it had before.

“Oh Celestia” she screamed out, before dropping down onto her sister, lost to the world in the throes of ecstasy. I pulled out, not even close to coming myself. The other sister got out from under her seemingly ecstatic sister. She trotted over to me, and told me to lay back.

I lay on my back, my penis sticking awkwardly up into the air, the warmth of the sauna giving me extra comfort. She walked on top of me, before lowering her haunches onto my dick, immediately bottoming out. She let out long, unwavering scream, before falling into my chest. I began slowly pumping into her, unhurriedly in, leisurely out, as she gasped into my body. I was starting to sweat, the heat of the sauna, and our exercise getting to me. I began rutting faster, rubbing her body against mine, she started rubbing her clit with a hoof, and biting on to one of my nipples. I felt the sperm boiling in my loins, so I slowed, and then flipped us over.

Now on top, I began pile driving into her, giving her everything I could in this new body, I pumped as fast as possible, and she looked up at me, eyes filled with incredible lusting and want. I felt the need to cum soon, and whispered to her, she just looked at me confusedly, so I just decided to go with it. I felt myself about to ejaculate, and yelled out. She moaned me too, and her pussy began grasping erratically at me, sucking my cock like a vacuum.

“yes” I shouted out, as I shot load after load of semen into her tight pussy, which drained me like there was no tomorrow. We lay there, her on top of me, gasping for breath. Eventually, she caught her breath, and looked at me.

“You are a very strange looking pony, why do you look so much like a mare, and yet have a cock?” she asked, looking at me curiously.

“I can be whatever you desire” I explained, recalling what I had been told by the woman. This hallucination was very nice, but I couldn’t imagine what was happening to my body, right now in the real world.

“You’re a changeling” she yelled, her face changing to one of rage and disgust.

“No, no, of course not, I’m nothing like them, besides if I was a changeling, wouldn’t one of the elements of harmony stopped me when I walked into town?” I reasoned, actually fearful of what the mare might do, even if this was only a very weird dream. Her face softened, and she gave me an apologetic look.

“I guess. Ok, I'm sorry for calling you a changeling. Now, what’s your name stranger, I am Aloe, and that is my sister Lotus?” she asked pointing at her stirring slightly sister.

I thought about this for a moment, whatever drug I was on was obviously extremely powerful, so I might be in this world for a while, so I would need a name. From what the woman had said during our meeting, something else I was now pretty sure wasn’t real, I would be something that is desired by whomever I choose. A regular Adonis to everbo…Pony, wait, that’s it.

“My name is Adonis” I decided out loud.

“Well, Adonis, thanks so much for that, but our lunch hour is up, and we need to reopen the store” Lotus said, having gotten over from her stupor.

“if you’re ever in town again, we’d love for you to come visit” said the other, as they herded me towards the door of the sauna, then out of their store, we shook hooves, an action I found very strange, and then I found myself sitting at the front of the Spa, with nothing to do. Well, of too Rainbow Dash, I hope whatever she desires has wings.

I began to wander of, but instead found myself hitting the floor, having been hit in the head by something. I dazedly rose from the ground, and looked around me, eventually spotting an empty wine bottle, containing a note. I pulled out the message from the bottle, and opened it.

“Hello Adonis, now, you probably have some questions, but firstly, this is real, this is not a dream, we know you won’t believe us, but they can’t say we didn’t try to convince you. Okay, your mission in this life is to hunt down our friends and family’s champions, spinning this bottle will show you the way to the nearest one, and once you have met them, the next nearest one. Basically, by having relations with them, you will gain a certain amount of power over them, in that, at the very least, they will feel like they owe you something. Now, to make life easier, when not fixated on someone, you will be a stallion earth pony, of a dull brown, with a black tail and mane. You are not, repeat not, allowed to fornicate with any of the elements, as many of the gods have decided we are not allowed to play with their emotions. Now, here, have some bits”

I felt and heard a large bag of metal dropped next to me; I looked over and saw it was filled with small gold coins. Well, this sounds weird, but whatever, I’m getting paid to have sex, with these strange piece things, I guess that could be cool, interesting at least. I reached over for the bottle, and span it, and saw it was pointed towards a mountain on the horizon, with a castle hanging of it.

So, onwards to Canterlot then. Okay, let’s do this.