Moonrovia

Dear Celestia.

This will be my last letter because honestly, you have me very concerned. I think you need more than a 1000 years break. And that isn't just because you sent me here for 1000 years. (according to my scientists) it is because, first you tell me that murder is natural, second, you are ready to buck a foul across the country and have been told that you need a break badly. If I wasn't your enemy before, I would be now! Because Equestria is headed downwards based on these letters.

If I return to Equestria and find out that you have a personal student, I might be the one to go insane because no pony needs more of your ideas floating around. Now that I think about it, it is too late for that because you rule the nation. Everypony in Equestria is doomed. Good going sister. You really fucked this one up.

Also, my castle is not a triangle. Some sort of strange group of creatures have landed near us and have built themselves a little society. They have waged war on us and have tried to take over our home multiple times. The catch here is that they have two legs to walk on, two arms, a long body. No wings or magic. Wear stupid clothes and waddle really slowly towards us as if that is threatening while jumping into the air slowly. I didn't even think that was possible.

It isn't even a war really. I could beat them all in a day but I have to be honest they are very entertaining to watch.

See you in 100 years. I hope Equestria still exists for my sanity when I get back.

-Nightmare Moon of Moonrovia