The great Zurg Empire has suffered many hardships under the constant assault by the hands of The Galatic Alliance and the dreaded Star Command. After a staged attack on the empire based on Planet Z was barely foiled, Emperor Zurg's Dreadnought is thrown off its attack course in trying to run off the invaders.

''How is this happening?!'' Zurg observed the ship alerting its crew of the impending disaster. TOTAL DESTRUCTION IN T-MINUS 10 SECONDS! ''No! My plan! My galaxy! Curse you, Buzz Lightyear!~''

All hope was not lost. By some miracle, the villain managed to survive but managed to find yet another headache.

''Golly! What are you? Do. . .you want to be my friend?''

''Emperor Zurg does not make friends!''

But perhaps, with time, he may be able to learn to tolerate this one, strange creature and overly sickening sweet attitude aside.

Maybe.

Once again, courtesy of Hotel_Chicken for letting me bring this story to life.