Sombra’s Ferocious Rant on his Losses in Battle

by Badguy400

How I Fucked up in Canterlot

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Hey guys.. King Sombra here. Now then; before I get into any gruesome details about how I’ve landed myself in the joint; here’s how I came back after my defeat.


Again; I was in limbo, and basically just floating around in dead space for a while. So; when I saw a light again; I saw that as my chance, and gotten out of limbo. However; once I got out; I’ve noticed a lot of things happening. One is that the ponies around me are wearing masks. Two is that there’s a unicorn child in front of me who looks obviously sick. And lastly; the skies are all grey, gloomy, and cloudy too. Not to mention that the royal guards have masks too; (albeit scary looking. Yikes).

And so; with that in mind; that’s how I got back from my defeat. How did I wind up here? Simple. I was arrested for just simply returning. Fuck them am I right? Heh... . Anywho; hope this story helps, and I’ll probably see you ponies when I’m released. Peace out... .


Hello there; this is Princess Celestia. Just wanted to let you ponies know that stumbled upon this is that King Sombra is currently waiting in line for his release, and will be let out shortly. I’m so proud of him for cooperating, and making a change in the prison by pointing out some of the things in this scroll. He’s such a nice stallion, and I hope that he keeps his good behavior. Anywho; gotta run now; King Sombra has started another fight. Anyways, tata. And stay safe out there.