Twilight Loses her Shit

by Badguy400

Rating: mature
Tags: Narcotics, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Dark, Flurry Heart, Spike, King Sombra, Profanity, Violence, Slice of Life
Length: 1168

This time; Twilight’s the one that’s angry. Enjoy :)

Twilight Sparkle; having a really rough day; goes to her bedchambers, and writes a throwaway scroll; ranting on and on about how her day has gotten so messed up. If you or anyone has ever felt that way; believe me. I; the author; have felt this way before. So enjoy, and have a safe quarantine.

Published 2021-02-12 12:20:00 UTC
Last updated 2021-02-12 12:20:00 UTC

Worst Day Ever

Author's Note

I forgot to mention that other characters will be writing on here too in the description; my bad. I also forgot to mention that; yes, even though King Sombra is tagged; he isn’t going to be in this story. He’ll be referenced, but that’s it. Anyways; enjoy

Worst Day Ever

*slams my room door in anger and growls about it in my bed. After I was done with it for a few minutes; I’ve decided to write down my grievances in a scroll. Here is the transcript... *.

Hi. I am Twilight Sparkle. And as you may have guessed by now; I’m a princess. And not just any princess. A princess of friendship, and somepony who’s had a bad day. How? Well... here’s how... .

You see; it all started with me seeing a scroll that Celestia has sent to me about King Sombra’s return. I was thinking; “oh no, why is he back? Shouldn’t he be in limbo right now?” At first I was thinking that. But now that I’ve read the rest of the scroll; I can see that he’s now demoted from villain, to common criminal. She also told me that he’s getting released soon... to me. Great.... . Anyways, enough about me. Here’s how my day went to shit. Here it goes... .

I’ve gotten Spike; my number one assistant, and little bro, (or son as other ponies might put it), a scroll and quill for me to write on in order to vent out my frustrations. And with that; I have.

I have written out a very long, very graphic rant about on how I; Twilight Sparkle; have basically had, the worst day ever. How did it begin? Here’s how it began... .

I was walking to the park in Manehattan with Rarity; when suddenly I’ve gotten a scroll from Princess Cadence; stating that I have to babysit my niece for a bit, and then take her home with me so she’ll be safe during this pandemic. I would’ve, no; should’ve, said no. Why? Well; if I had to guess; it’d be because Flurry Heart is actually going through her “phase”, (whatever the Tartarus that meant), and have gotten bitten, kicked, scratched, and magic blasted; all because she was fucking angry. But you know what? I guess that’s fine. It’s what babies do right? Wrong! They don’t act like this when they have this “phase”. Oh it’s all Sombra’s fault. If he ever shows up at my door; I’m gonna... !

*few hours later*. Sorry everypony. I’m just really stressed out. Anywho; I’m gonna take a nap. Spike here is gonna help me out while I rest. Sweet dreams, and have a safe quarantine. Peace... . *drinks an alcoholic cider before crashing into bed*.

Worst Day Ever Pt. 2

Author's Note

Spike is really not happy. That’s all

Worst Day Ever Pt. 2

Hey guy; Spike here. So; y’all heard of Twilight Sparkle having a bad day right? Well; here’s how my day went... .

It was basically not good at all. How? Well.. . It all started with Twilight’s bickering with her niece; Flurry Heart. Yes she’s still an infant. And yes she’s still in diapers. How does that do with her bad day? Simple... . Bruises on Twilight’s face, bite marks, scratches. And way too many burnt hair strands from Flurry Heart’s magic. That’s all.

Now then... . I know what you’re thinking: “spike; how in the hell are you handling this?” “How are you acting so mature?” Or better yet; “how in Equestria are you not phased by this?” *chuckles sarcastically*. Ooh believe me; if you knew what was going on in my POV, then you’d be shitfaced by then. *clears throat*, but no seriously though; my day for the rest of it has been awful not only because of Twilight’s bad day, but my own as well. How? Well.. . It began with me not having my favorite cupcake because Twilight told the Cake parents ahead of time that I’m on a diet. Unbelievable! I’m not fat, okay? And if it was, it’s hatchling fat; got it? Good. Now then... . Secondly; I lost a game of Ogres and Oogliets; for the fucking hundredth time! Fuck! *breathes a sigh of anger*. And lastly; *is speaking in a very angry voice*; I was also the victim of Flurry Heart as well. How? Simple! Barf! Dirty diapers. And lastly; getting my scales tugged and pulled by Flurry Heart’s rough playing. I mean; cmon now! Show some restraint! Fuck! *the rest of the paragraph is incomprehensible since I just scribbled on it in sheer and utter anger*.

*is breathing heavily as a way to try to calm down*. Anywho; I’m gonna take a nap too. Bye.. I guess. *draws a big fat singular line in anger, crumbles it to leave it on the table, and closes the door in anger too; slamming it as I head off to go to bed.*

Worst Day Ever: Finale

Author's Note

Flurry Heart is a filly in this chapter if y’all are wondering now. Anyways; enjoy.

Worst Day Ever: Finale

*is currently fuming about something incomprehensible but keeps it at a minimum as I don’t wanna get into trouble. I enter Twilight’s room to see a crumbled up scroll. I straightened it, and read it. After I read it; I decided to write my grievances as stated here*.

Hey guys; Flurry Heart here. Now; how did I get like this? Well; that’s mainly because of my auntie, and my uncle. And by that; I meant by magic you dummies! *is blushing and covering my mouth as I’ve just said that out loud*. Anywho; for those of y’all wondering on how my day was rough; here’s how... .

*takes a deep breath before continuing*. You see... when I was with my auntie; I didn’t wanna eat mashed peas. However; my aunt thinks otherwise, and force fed it to me. Next; I was crying because my tummy was hurting from that feeding time I’ve had. And what did she do to help me?! Fucking nothing other than complaining about it! *is having veins in my forehead, but takes a breather to calm myself down*. And lastly; I wanted to play; yet Spike told me no. Why?! Because I was “rough” to him. And so what? I’ma baby; what did you expect?! *is breathing heavily*. So now... . That’s it! Peace... .

Oh.. and one last thing. Before I leave to nap as well; here’s the lesson here. Lesson: if you’re feeling like us, then please don’t hurt anyone or cry about it. Just do what we did and write your problems on a piece of paper, and toss it away. Or not. Whatever works. Anywho; I’m gonna go nap now. So; bye. And see y’all soon. *kisses the corner of the script, and places it on the table so it’ll stay in place while I take a nap*.