Equestria Girls: Red Hood

by BROLY MUI

Rating: teen
Tags: Equestria Girls, Comedy, Profanity, Violence, Crossover, Batman, Human, Sunset Shimmer, Narcotics, Twilight Sparkle, Main 7 (EqG), Dark, Death, Alternate Universe, My Little Pony Comic, Romance
Length: 3198

Is a rework of the original which was Equestria Girls: Under the Red Hood

Short description since is just a remaster, Jason was on a mission with Batman to apprehend Grodd finally, but Grodd’s machine turned into a portal, a complete disaster, sending Jason away from Gotham and maybe from his Earth, now he is stranded in another earth or reality, either way, he has to get used to it cause he might never return.

Published 2021-02-12 04:30:00 UTC
Last updated 2021-02-12 20:49:14 UTC

Chapter 1: Alternate Reality

Gotham City

In the rainy day of Gotham, a thunder was heard as someone was pushed off the window, a guy with a leather jacket, black armored pants and boots, with the most noticeable thing was the gun holders, the sniper in his back a red helmet.

“Ok... let’s make an introduction and how I got into this. My name is Jason Todd, 2nd and undead Robin, now Outlaw known as Red Hood, and Bruce greatest pain in the ass... get in like Damian. You might be asking why I’m in Gotham and not doing my own shit? Well... Roy and I disbanded for a while to find our own place, we still are in contact, Koriand’r left to Tamaran but mostly to hunt those scumbags who threatened her planet and us, also in contact. So why come to Gotham? Maybe to annoy Bruce and three birdies, have some time with Alfred, best and most badass butler in all Earth Prime and maybe gun down... sadly not kill, criminals with someone since it feels kind of lonely in the warehouse but it isn’t that bad. Surprisingly bat’s asked me for help to handle Grodd for some weird portal shit he was making, just like when he sent us to Japan, monkeys really are dumb in my perspective. Now I’m being thrown by Grodd through the window of a skyscraper, a fall like this would kill me... maybe, but I’m more intelligent than that pathetic monkey.”

Jason was falling but grappled to a ledge and swings back into action as Grodd a was being tied up by Batman and he just kicks Grodd’s leg and later ran by Grodd’s back and smashes his head to the ground, knocking him. Jason enters the skyscraper and runs to the machine Grodd did. He looks around it trying to find the cables that connect the machine.

“Damn can’t turn it off, is already active, fuck!” Jason looks back and sees Batman who walked from Grodd to him. “The Caped Crusader finally came, can’t turn it off, if I do the reaction will turn us into the people that died in Hiroshima!”

“The batwing can’t grab it and fly away, it will also make it explode. I may have an idea.”

“I’m all ears!”

“Is a portal that is opening if we don’t stop it, then let’s close it the second it opens.”

“Oh yeah? How?”

“Vibe.” Batman touched something from the gauntlet and started to beep, as they heard a laugh, as they saw Grodd laughing.

“You can’t stop it, is already active, and I know what you’re trying to do, it won’t work.” said Grodd as Jason gets annoyed.

“What will you achieve you damn fucking Gorilla!? You sent us to Japan once now where!?”

“Who knows... not even I know where this will lead us.”

“You damn Gorilla piece of sh-“ the bomb explodes creating a wormhole, but in slow motion, a figure with red clothes appeared covered in lightning arrived with a guy with long hair and weird gauntlets. The man passes lightning to the guy, Jason and Batman.

“Sorry I’m late, took a bit of traffic.” said the red guy as Jason gets annoyed.

“Ok bad luck, I can’t do anything, Grodd has this unstable, and this is some type of Singularity Black Hole Portal. The frequency is constantly changing, if I don’t fire with the right one, all Gotham will become Gothamless.” said the guy who was Vibe.

“I can take every civilian out of here.” said the red guy as he was about to run but Vibe stops him.

“Wait... this is different, Barry look at yourself!”

The red guy named Barry/Flash saw that his lightning was getting sucked to the portal.

“I’m getting slower.”

“You can’t evacuate everyone, but this is unstable, it should close if one of us enters through it.”

“That doesn’t make sense.” said Jason as he looked at Grodd and smirked under his helmet. “We’ll send the monkey!” Batman stops him as he looks at Jason.

“We aren’t sending Grodd!”

“Seriously, Bruce? That moron sent us to Japan once, let him suffer like he has done to everybody!”

“So you’re planing to kill him!?”

“50/50 chance, one that I’m willing to take to save, Gotham!”

“I am not risking that!”

“Too bad, made up my mind.” Jason goes to grab him but Batman pins Jason to a wall.

“You’re not sending Grodd through there, there’s always another choice!”

“Fuck the choices, Bruce! Your ways aren’t always the ones that Gotham deserves! Joker, Bane, Crane, Harley, Enigma, you let them live as they keep killing! That’s why I barely work with you and consider you a father, because you’re not willing to make the hardest decisions like I do!”

“Involves killing! We’ll be no better than them!”

“I don’t care if I am better or not! You might be the hero Gotham wants but I’m the one they deserve. Criminals in Gotham are more fucked up than the ones of Metropolis, Central City, Coast City, even from Atlantis. Now out of my way, Wayne!” Batman stops Jason as he looked angrily as Jason grabbed a gun.

“Don’t do this, Jason.”

“Is Red Hood to you, Batman.”

“Guys!” said Flash as the two vigilantes look at him.

“WHAT!?” asked angrily both as the portal started to emit a rainbow color and later they see a logo that represents like a sparkling star.

“What the fu-“ Jason doesn’t finish as a purple shockwave sends them flying but the portal starts to pull them, Grodd was being pulled as Jason goes to push him but Batman pushes Jason from Grodd and he grapples Grodd to a wall. Jason was now grabbing a ledge as he looked in anger at Batman. He looked at the portal and later at Batman. “You know I admired you Bruce, I saw you as a father but I don’t think if you ever considered me as your son... maybe you considered me a Robin... a failure.”

“Jason!?”

“Goodbye, Bruce.” Jason lets go of ledge and goes to the portal but not without taking Grodd. “But I’m taking the monkey, with me!” Jason pulled Grodd as time returned to normal and the portal closes. Batman looks in shock as he clenched his fists but later falls, as be frowns.

“Jason... what did you do?”

Canterlot

A portal opens in the sky to the grass, as a Jason starts to fall but somehow without Grodd. He lands in his side as he grunts.

“That’s gonna leave a bruise.” Jason sits up and takes his helmet, revealing black hair with a tint of white and a red mask he takes off quickly.

“That’s great, monkey boy didn’t came. Now where am I?” Jason looks around confused as he saw that... it was day like Metropolis and the place looked way too colorful for him also like Metropolis. Being for so long alone, in Gotham and embraces by darkness made him look everything in black and white, but more black than white. Jason felt his helmet beeping and looks at it as he quickly puts it on and sees the energy locator going crazy. It points at a school and a statue, making Jason look confused. “That’s weird... maybe the helmet is a little screwed.” he takes his helmet off and quickly checks if everything was alright and it was, possible confirming that there was something weird in that school. Jason got up from the grass a little dizzy but manages to stay put. Uses nanotechnology and puts his helmet in a small box form and zips his jacket making sure his logo isn’t noticeable. He goes to the roofs since he couldn’t hide his sniper and guns. Jason keeps tracking that signal until he left his guns and his sniper in a roof and sure than no one will find them. He got down from the building to an alley and joined the people he walked, but shocked as the unusual looks they had, colorful skins, eyes and hair, he walked faster but a little uncomfortable with how everyone looked. Jason finally arrived and looked around the school and the statue. He walked towards it touched it but it was solid, why was energy coming from there? Jason sighs as he looks back at the school. “The school also have energy signatures... maybe I’ll find something there.” Jason breaths in and out and enters the building. He walks around the school though luckily people were in class as he didn’t want to call attention. He grabbed some glasses he has and kept looking for the signatures as he looked to the right and saw the signature coming from a safe. He puts x ray and sees a crown but what shocks him was the symbol, the exact that he saw before he jumped. He heard the bell and every student came out from classes, but Jason was on the roof making sure nobody sees or hears him. He looks at the students like some kind of stalker but Jason was breathing a little but not loud enough as he had no idea where is he.

“What is this place?” that was the last thing Jason asked to himself until the camera cuts off.

Author's Note

First chapter of the remaster of Equestria Girls and Red Hood, hope you liked this and I know this chapter was short but they’ll be longer later on.

Chapter 2: Deeper into the school

Jason managed to escape from the school. He has to do now a few things: 1: Steal from muggers to get money and later pew pew them. 2: Get a place to lie down as he figures out what is he dealing with. 3: Enter that school and explore it from the inside even if his insides want to explode in rage. 4: Get a vehicle. Easy peasy lemon squeeze... maybe. He runs away building by building and grabs his stuff and goes to another building. He again puts his stuff in another building and waits for the day turn into sunset/night. The night came and Jason decides to put on his helmet and grab his handguns ready to blast off some heads. He walks to the ledge and managed to hack to the cops radios as he stayed and listened. It took a while to get a radio where the cops are going since this place is so colorful that barely has crime. But luckily Jason heard gunshots from below and saw a few thugs in the ground shooting a dead male body as he grabs his holders and jump down. They pinned a woman as one of the 7 thugs started to lower her pants.

“Let’s see that juicy clit you have under there girl.” the man started to go down as the woman just cried.

“Please don’t!”

“But why? We wanna have fun, tell me is shaved, cause if isn’t, we’re gonna have problems.” the knelt and lowered the womans panties ready to start doing lick her privates, but they heard a click. “Ok who’s-“ he doesn’t get to finish as he gets a shot to the head, as everyone looks in shock and the woman screams in fear as one of them grabbed her from behind and put a gun in her head. They look in front of them and saw Red Hood.

“Who’s that guy?” asked another thug as once grabbed an assault rifle and points at it.

“I don’t know, shoot him!” screamed a thug as they start to shoot him but the bullets don’t damage him at all, bulletproof armor. Jason grabbed both guns and shot to the guy with the rifle and later to the others but their hands dropping their weapons and kept a gun to the guy holding the lady.

“Nice bullets, mines are better. Let the lady go and we can’t talk like normal people you know?” Jason acts as kind as ever but they just straight up ignores his statement, as a guy goes to kick him but Jason just blocks and later 180’s his neck. “Ok... I’ll let my actions do the talking.” Jason puts his guns in their holders as when he was about to take a step, the thug threatened the lady.

“One more step and this bitch’s brain goes down.”

“I mean... if I wanted you morons would be dead by now, I’m just being a kind guy you now.”

“Yeah don’t believe you, one step and she dies.”

“Ok.” Jason shoots a grapple to him but goes by his side, as he smiled.

“You missed mo-“ Jason doesn’t let the thug finish as he shoots his head while he was distracted, as he grappled to the wall as they went to shoot the woman but Jason grabbed her by her arm and pulled her to him and covered her from the bullets. The woman started to pull her underwear and pants as he looked at her and lifted her up and hid by a wall.

“I’m not a hooker baby... get out of here.” said Jason a little cold as she runs away. They keep shooting, as Jason ran towards them and jump to a wall to impulse himself as he kicks a criminals face breaking it’s jaw and later kicks another ones neck. He grabs his knife and jumps high and lands behind someone and cuts his neck as he grabbed his gun and started to shot the guys as one hides behind a dumpster, but hears a click and sees a grenade already cooking. Jason kicks the dumpster back and the grenade as well, exploding the moron. He looked back and saw someone crawling away from him, as he kneels and puts his knife inside the last thug. He looks back and sees the guy with the broken jaw bleeding as he looked at Jason in fear.

“Please... don’t hurt... me.” the thug could barely talk as Jason grabs a gun and puts it in his forehead. Jason lowers the gun and shoots a knee, as he puts the gun back where it belongs.

“I would’ve killed you, but I prefer to make an introduction to this city, so I think you’re the lucky one.” Jason walks closer but grabs something from his pockets which was a wallet with a lot of credit cards as he smiled. “But your money is mine.” Jason punches the guy and knocks him. Jason grabs every wallet and money they have and manages to get away from the cops before they arrived. He sat in the roof and started to count the money as he checked the credit cars as well with a stolen phone. “Ok... 114 dollars in dollars and 300 in credit... not enough.” He gets up and puts everything in one wallet and ran to find a place to stay but at least abandoned. Jason enters an abandoned apartment.

Jason looks around annoyed but thinks for a while as he looks the place.

(Starts music at 0:40)

Jason looks at a room and imagines about a secret base, making smirk. Time passes as Jason had a sledgehammer and started to destroy the ground and also covered the windows completely as he puts a torch in the floor and kept making a hole with the sledgehammer. He later had a bunch of cables that he bought and started to put them. He thinks about how the hell to bring light. The scene changes to Jason robbing from a crime base a lot of money and weapons as half the people were dead and half were broken. He walks away as scene changes to Jason dealing with a fuse box wearing a tank top as he puts a bunch of cables in different parts of the house in a way that it won’t burn or anything. He was now walking in a store based on electronics and had big tv’s and monitors. He managed to pay them with the stolen money now in his stolen credit card. Jason was putting the monitors and tv in place as he connected everything to the power, as Jason kept a smile. The scene now changes to him walking away from the school after he gave some fake transcripts to the Principal and got accepted to CHS, he is a true mastermind. Jason was now breaking the others floors as he made like some stairs/ladders since the building only had 4 floor, in the 4th was the computer and everything important, in the 3rd was the guns and small practice range with every arsenal he has, in the 2nd was the bed and few other things, 1st floor is obviously the entrance but Jason seems he can do more. He puts a full body manikin and his suit as he made some adjustments to his guns and also upgrade his mags. He puts everything down as he hears the computer ring as he went up and checked the criminal activities and saw a bank robbery making Jason smile and he later goes into action.

(Ends music)

Next day

Jason was seen walking to CHS wearing a new pair of clothes but having his sunglasses on. Jason saw the statue and walked at it and touches it but is still solid.

“Magic...” Jason looks at himself as hand started to show a orange glow as his hand phases through the portal making Jason grow in shock a little. “Holy shit... is a portal.” Jason takes his sunglasses of and puts his head through the portal and it looked like a rainbow. Jason grows in shock since it looked exactly like what Grodd did. Jason sticks his head out of it, as he puts his sunglasses again and walks away as he grabs a bubblegum from his chest bag and starts to chew it. Jason walked around the school looking for his classroom which was in History Class. He kept walking until he bumped with a girl with yellowish sunny skin, blue/green eyes and red/yellow hair. He already knew who it was, it was the “Princess” of CHS and bully #1, Sunset Shimmer.

“Watch where you’re going, new one.” said Sunset looking at Jason who takes off his sunglasses and sighs.

“Oh I’m sorry, didn’t see you due to how annoying you are. You wanna annoy someone do it to someone else but not me.”

“Do you know who am I?”

“Bacon Shimmer, that’s your name. Now if you excuse me, I have to get to class bacon girl.” Jason who stood in front of her showing the difference in size (yeah Sunset Shimmer and basically every girl is 5’6-5’7 and Jason is 6’0) he rubs her hair and walks away from an angry Sunset Shimmer while Jason kept a smirk of victory. Sunset Shimmer was growling as she walks away with a scuff and two more teenagers came to her as everyone saw the tension between the two, and also shock since someone literally just stood up to Sunset Shimmer herself and even to the point to make her look bad.