A small part of me wants to kill you
We were watching our TV in our small home in ponyville.As we were watching our program the channel just changed mystriously and it startled me and my cat Bubbles.Well we still had to listen 'cause that usualy means its pretty important.The news pony said that Rainbow had gone missing and they need someone to find out who killed her.My eyes brightened."Bubbles put on your bandana.WE WILL FIND OUT WHO DID THIS!!!!!!!!!".I grabbed Bubbles and ran out the door.On the way out I ran into my good friend Lyra Heartstrings and her best friend Bon-Bon."Woa whats the rush Sugar Pop?"Lyra asked."Oh sorry Lyra Its veeeeeery important!It's almost more important than finding all of the bronies and pegasisters!"I replied."OH my gosh! If its that important we need to hear it!Dont we Bon-Bon?".Bon-Bon nodded."Well Its just that.........RAINBOW DASH HAS BEEN KILLED AND WE NEED TO FIND THE MURDERER!"I yelled.Lyra was shocked."Really?Is that true?"Bon-Bon asked. I nodded"Its All True I Need Too Gather all of equestria!"Me and Bubbles flew all the way to canterlot."Princess Celestia!I need a meeting for all of equestria to come here!I'll find out who killed Rainbow!"
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At the meeting I was nevous but with Celestia and Bubbles at my side it made me less nervous.Everypony were talking so it was hard for them to listen but Celestia got the to stop."Trollololollolololololololol..........".Everypony was staring at me so I stopped."As many of you may know Rainbow Dash was killed with out a warning a few weeks ago...."I said,"And I am here to find out exactly whokilled Rainbow......","AND EVERYPONY IS A SUSPECT!!!!".Celestia's eyes widened and she stared at me.I looked back up at her"Except for the Princesses"I continued.She stopped staring.Luna let out a sigh of relif. A little filly was jumping up and down."Who are the main suspects Sugar Pop?".I looked at the homeless filly"My main suspects are....."I stopped I remembered who killed Rainbow!But i couldn't say because that would ruin the Mystery wouldn't it?"Pinkie pie,and Fluttershy"I said.The filly asked me something again"But Why Them?".I sighed."Only for reason's a fan fiction writer should know".
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Without a warning the filly followed me.I went to sugarcube corner looking for any evidence but pinkie was acting all.........jumpy.She was acting all nervous trying to keep me out of the basement.I finaly gave up and went to fluttershy to see if she witnessed any thing."Hey Fluttershy are you home?"."No i'm not home..."she replied.I sighed"I brought me pet kitten Bubbles".She opened the door."Really?Your kitten is here?"she asked.I nodded and Bubbles jumped out of my basket.Oh I forgot did I mention i was wearing a basket on my side?Its where i keep my fanfictions."Aww aren't you the cutest kitten ever!"she said."Fluttershy I need to ask you some questions inside"."Okay but why Sugar?"she asked."Ill tell you inside.".We all went inside."Now whats the problem?"she said."Do you know anything about the loss of RD?".She was shocked"Are you trying to acuse me of something Sugar Pop?Because I am not a murderer!"she yelled at me."IM NOT ACUSEING YOU OF ANYTHING FLUTTERSHY!YOUR MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD!WE BOTH WORK WELL WITH ANIMALS,WE WERE BOTH AFRAID TO FLY!",I paused to see Fluttershy she was starting to cry.I stoped and walked over to her."Im sorry Fluttershy I dein't mean to make you upset.". She looked up"Really? I'm your best friend?".I nodded "You should know that by now you silly pony!",I giggled"All I wanted is if you know anything about who might have killed Rainbow Dash".She stoped crying and was holding Angel close to her."Well I do know who killed her but its a special promise".Bubbles walked over to Fluttershy."What kind of promise Flutter?".She sighed"A..........Pinkie Promise".I gasped"So pinkie killed Rainbow?".She nodded"Yea but she wont be the only pegasus missing after this...".Well I'll protect you after we get Pinkie out of ponyville or just plain Equestria!".She stared at me"Running her out of equestria...REALLY SUGAR?That's taking it too far".We jumped out of Flutter's house and went over to sugarcube corner.
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"I KNOW YOU DID IT PINKIE!"I yelled as I broke through the door.I ran to where the basement was.Pinkamena tried to block me as I quickly opened the basement door and ran down the stairs.Pinkamena chased me but once I got there it was dark so I couldn't see anything.Suddenly I blacked out.I woke up straped to a chair in the basement."What....What am I doing on this chair?"I asked as I looked in my bag Bubbles was still there.Pinkamena pulled out a knife she had"You know....A small part of me always wanted to kill you Sugar Pop".She waved the knife in front of my face.I looked away knowing this might be the last thing she 'd ever see.I looked up"I know you did it...."I said,"I know you killed rainbow...".I started to flap my wings trying too escape.I managed to get loose and break out."Wha-What?!?How'd you do that?"Pinkamena asked."Have you not noticed Diane?I'm a fanfic writer of course I would know what to do and NOT to do In these kind of situations!".She facehoofed herself"Of coarse".I flew up stairs to get fluttershy"Pinkie did do that!"Lets go get celestia!We went to canterlot to tell celestia and then pinkamena was put in jail.But who knows she might escape one day.But for now ponyville can put away their fright.
"Or so they think"Pinkamena said.
