Antgel

by Nightning

Rating: teen
Tags: Spike, Angel, Fluttershy, Random, Adventure, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1265

Angel Bunny gets ambushed by an evil pie and carried away by killer ants... Will somepony save him?

It's Fluttershy's birthday and Angel Bunny picks up her birthday cake from Sugarcube corner, but on the way home, he trips over his feet and causes a huge problem: Because of the delicious pie, some ants take him away...

This story was written based on the four words "bunny", "plum pie", "ant hill" and "Princess Celestia", so don't wonder about the craziness.

Published 2012-09-03 11:44:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-03 11:44:01 UTC

Flutter's "Adventures"

AN: this story is VERY strange, so don't be surprised by anything, not even the strange word contraptions. This story is not designed to make sense, but to entertain.

Antgel
by Nightning
Chapter 1: Flutters' "Adventures"

It was a nice and sunny day, plus Fluttershy's birthday, so Angel Bunny wanted to give something to her. Coming from Sugarcube Corner with a big, sweet plum pie, the poor little critter suddenly tripped over his own feet landing on the dirt road. He stood up and looked around, searching for the pie. When he glanced up, he saw the pie floating right above his head in the air, like it happens often in animation movies.

"It was probably made by Pinkie, and she defies the law of gravity", Angel thought, reaching for the pie.

It didn't take him long until he could touch it, and that was his mistake: The pie woke up.
"Oh, wait, I'm flying? How's that possible? Pies can't fly! So, technically, I have to fall down this instant."

This realization came in a very bad moment for Angel: Plumius Pieius, the floating pie, fell down and submerged the poor little bunny in sweet fruitiness. It happened just this moment, that a little ant came by.

"Now look at this. A purple-white creature in an ocean of sweet pie. I have to tell the others!"

And with these words, the ant hurried for the ant hill in order to inform her friends. Shortly after, the ants came back with a Might Amplifying Crane that doesn't do anything. They bought it from Amusing Pranks - Perfect Litter Express for 125 Bits. That's 125 bits too much. Well, however, using the Longest Individual Never Used Xperiment, they got some stuff that let them transport the creature, if they ignore the warnings from the Worlds Idiotically Nasty Double-Overestimated Waste-Stuff.

As Angel woke up, he found himself in an ant hill. The ants walked over his body, licking away the sweet pie. Meanwhile, Fluttershy had found out what happened. She went over to her friend Rarity as fast as possible.

"Rarity! Something terrible has happened! I- It's- You know-"

"Fluttershy, darling, now calm down, it won't be the death for anypony, and definitely not that bad. Now, sit down and tell me what happened."

"Maybe it won't be the death for anypony, but for someBUNNY! You know, Angel wanted to bring me a pie for my birthday, but this mean Plumius Pieius ambushed him and gave him to the ants! He's going to die!"

"What?", Rarity asked. She pulled over a sofa with her magic and fell on it.

"Of all the worst things that could have happened, this is The Worst Possible Thing!"

"Oh Rarity, what should I do?", Fluttershy cried.

"Ask Twilight maybe? I don't got time for that kind of stuff."

On the way to the library, Fluttershy crashed into Rainbow Dash.

"Oh, Rainbow, what are you doing here?"

"Hehe. I'm just hangin' around, laughing about everything anypony does."

"Oh, but it's not the time for laughing, it's time for panic!" Fluttershy started running out of town, towards the ant hill.

"Angel is stuck in ant ant hill and going to die! What shall we do?"

Rainbow answered in a spooky voice.

"Nooooopony knows. You know why? Because everypony, who's ever come in, has Never Come OUT!" Just in this moment, she flew into the ant hill. Bad idea. It felt like a solid cloud pillar.

While Rainbow got into the river to clean herself from the dirt, Fluttershy went back to town, crashing into AJ at Sweet Apple Acres.

"Whoa there, nelly, why are ya in such a hurry?"

"Because Angel is going to die and nopony can help him! The Killer ants have caught him and their ant hill is more dangerous than the Everfree Forest!"

"Calm down. Ya don't need to worry, ah'll take care if that. I'll take care of it with these two babies, Bucky McGillicuddy and Kicks McGee!"

With these words, she sped off to the ant hill, bucking it hard- and being stuck in it.

"I guess I should really find Twilight now, this is getting too dangerous for my friends!", Flutters thought and ran back to town.

Just as she entered Town square, she met Pinkie.

"Hey Flutters! It's a nice day, isn't it? Oh yeah, happy birthday! Angel was here this morning and picked up the pie I made for you. Was it tasty? Oh, I bet it was. You must be really happy to have friends like me who celebrate with you at your birthday. I wonder where the others are. Oh, they're probably at Sugarcube Corner. Hey, I got an idea! Wanna go to Sugarcube Corner? I could tell you a story on the way there. You know, there once was..."

Fluttershy didn't listen anymore. Sometimes(read: almost always), Pinkie is very annoying. As they reached Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie ended her story with "And that's how Equestria was made. Hey, Flutters, do you like the story? I made it up myself. Huh, why are the others not here?"

"Because Rarity has work to do, Rainbow has to clean herself, Applejack is stuck in an ant hill with her hooves and Twilight is probably studying. And I have a problem"

"Umm, what? And why are Dash and AJ is such strange situations?"

"Because Angel was ambushed by the pie you made ant the ands - I mean 'and the ants' - brought him into their ant hill. I need to find Twilight to rescue Angel bunny, or he's going to die!"

"Well, duh, I can help you as well! I'll take all the ants to a party, and then Angel can get out."
Pinkie took her party canon and stuff and headed for the ant hill. Applejack was free now, but Angel wasn't.

"Get readyyyyyyyy..." Pinkie aimed her Party cannon at the ant hill, and with a loud 'BOOOM!', the hill was transformed into a party. But, well, Angel still wasn't free, and while Pinkie cleaned up her party stuff again, Fluttershy headed for the library.

Finally, she arrived.

"Twilight! I need your help! Angel is caught in an ant hill and all the others couldn't help. You need to do something!"

"Wait what? Can't Angel Bunny just hop out?"

"No! They're deadly killer ants, and they could kill all the dangerous creatures of the Everfree in a few seconds! You have to help!"

"Fine. I learned a new spell that will fix everything!"

As they arrived at the ant hill, Twilight cast her Failsafe spell, but - what else could have happened - it failed.

"Well then", Twilight said, "the only way to fix this is to call the Princess. Spike, take a note please.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Angel Bunny is stuck in an ant hill. This may sound ridiculous, but we're at the precipice of disaster!

You need to come here as soon as possible.

Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.

Now, send it!"

A while later, the Princess arrived. As she heard the story, a worried look formed on her face.

"If what you say is right, there is only one way to rescue Angel Bunny: we need to turn the ant hill into a dungeon. In order to do that, one volunteer needs to go in there too. It won't be easy for a pony though."

"Then I'll do it!", Spike said.

"Well, get ready", Princess Celestia said and started to cast the spell. Half a minute later, Spike was gone, down in the dungeon, but without Angel Bunny...