With pastel ponies paired up all around him for the holiday, what's a human left to do?

Well, you know what they say: Go big or go Home; Go for Gold; Shoot for the Stars; Aim so high it doesn't matter where it lands.

A silly little Valentine's story I came up with a couple years ago. It's set around 'Act 3' of Tales of the Ponyville Blacksmith (which I haven't gotten to yet, but that's fine, I tried to write it so that that wouldn't matter).