Alicorn King conquers Equestrian females

It was weird walking to the throne room, the ponies working the night shift for the castle bowed to Celestia as we passed, though I did note that they almost immediately began to gossip after they thought we were out of hearing range, the whispers about two new Alicorns spreading among the staff like a wildfire.

I made sure to wave to every single servant I saw, with the biggest, shit eating grin I could manage, which set the whispers off even harder, and more than a few of the female maids blushed at the grin. Luna kept side eying me, and I could feel the annoyance at the fact I was flaunting my lack of needing to hold any decorum.

I just smirked at her when I noticed her glances, rubbing it in and sticking out my tongue at the glances. Arriving at the throne room, I took notice of the ponies inside, who were all dressed fairly fancy, or what I assumed was fancy for Equestria. Most of them looked either bored or irritated, and I made sure to wave and give my biggest grin to each one as Celestia made her way over to the throne.

“Now then, welcome to the,” She paused in thought for a moment, “33rd dusk court. It will presumably be the last, as my sister has returned and I assume she’ll be resuming her night court,” Celestia glanced at Luna who froze where she was standing next to a pillar, not having expected that. I burst out laughing, drawing the attention of the nobles.

“Throwing her off the deep end already Celestia, at least let her get her feet under her.” Celestia gave me a motherly smile, and I wondered if she’d be able to keep that smile while I was plowing her over the throne, and I grinned brightly at the thought.

“Of course not Cosmos, I would never throw my dear sister to the sharks like that,” Some nobles looked smug at that, and It made me think they thought that Celestia meant ponies who weren’t them. “I merely assumed that at some point my sister would reopen her night court once she settled in, and didn’t plan on spending her nights alone,” Luna straightened and a quick grin broke her mask before it was put on again. Both of us knew Celestia didn’t mean alone, she meant being bent over and fucked silly.

“Princess,” A particularly snobby looking noble, who’s mane looked entirely too styled for my taste, spoke up. “I don’t mean to interrupt you, but while it’s clear who your sister is,” He looked entirely too disgruntled at the mention of Luna, and I wondered if i could shove his head up his ass for her, “Who is this…” He trailed of, trying to find a way to tactfully insult me, and I decided to interrupt him.

“I’m Cosmos, Alicorn of Space and Time, and before you ask,” I stare at him, making sure I had his full attention, “I am in fact a god, and I don’t care what you think, if you think I do, I will cheerfully point I don’t.” I pause for a moment. “And if you have any sisters or wives who are tired of being disappointed in bed, I will certainly aid them with that.”

The nobles looked offended at that, while Luna ducked behind the pillar next to her, snorting in laughter and Celestia looked like she could barely hold her mask in place. Clapping my hands together, I grinned at all of them, basking in their shocked expressions for a few moments before I continued.

“Now, to break down Celestia’s speech, which I’m sure is a very nice one,” I gave her a small bow, with her unable to hide a genuine smile at my antics. “But I’m not as patient as she is, so here’s what you need to know. Princess Luna is back,” I waved at Luna, “Which means she’ll eventually be resuming her duties, and if any of you give her a hard time, I’ll drop you in a hole that doesn’t end for a couple of hours for each offense.” I grinned as several of them paled, my grin holding a bit of fang.

“Now, you can all go home or to your manors or wherever you live, I have to take both sisters and have some fun, so tata.” I shooed them away, and when they didn’t move, some looking at Celestia, I pasted a disgruntled look on my face. “I said GO,” The last word boomed from my throat, the air shook and the nobles took off like bats out of hell.

I managed to keep my shock from showing until the door slammed shut behind the last of them. My hand came up to my throat and Luna burst out laughing, causing me to turn and look at her. She was currently clutching the pillar next to her to keep herself upright as she laughed and while she wasn’t laughing out loud, Celestia had a look of amusement on her own face.

“I’ll admit that while I don’t approve,” The fact that Celestia’s lips kept twitching into a full out grin seemed to disapprove of that statement. “It was certainly faster than what would normally occur during court meetings.” I shrugged at the statement. “I suppose we can go prepare your rooms sooner rather than later than.”