The pink rose

by ClopKing69

Rating: mature
Tags: Pinkie Pie, Sex, Profanity, Slice of Life, Human, Anthro, Anon, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Fetish, Romance, Self Insert
Length: 1352

Pinkie finds out about your secret, and shares her own with you.

You were spending yet another hearts and hooves day on your computer, until a certain pink party pony ends up walking in on you at the worst possible moment. But rather than be disgusted, she somehow explains how your 'entertainment' is also hers.

Published 2021-02-15 16:50:00 UTC
Last updated 2021-02-15 16:50:00 UTC

Chapter 1: The cupcake

It was another day in Ponyville, as you were walking to Sugarcube corner to pick up your yearly cupcake. Now, you didn't hate hearts and Hooves day. But you weren't a fan of being alone either, so you always ordered the same sugary sweet every year as your coping mechanism. But as soon as you walked through the front door, the bell rang, signaling your presence. And sure enough, you see a familiar pink face come out of the kitchen, walk... Or rather, bounce to the front desk. "Hi Nonny!" She sang in her usual cheerful voice, which was her way of expressing she was in her usual good mood.

"Hey Pinkie, I'm here to pick up my order." You said while plastering on a convincing fake-smirk like you always did around her. As much as you two were friends, you've been hoping to see Mr. Or Mrs. Cake today with their twins. Especially since you've been their babysitter for about 4 years now. You loved those two little ones like you would your own family.

"Oh, the chocolate cupcake with chocolate chips on top? Sure, let me get it for you." Pinkie said as she bounced back to the kitchen, but not before falling over on accident. Giving you a good view of her ass, which was just as big as her tits. A frame you believe fits only a goddess. But as soon as she got back up, you looked at the window on your left. Seeing that it was Hearts and Hooves day. 'Shit, I knew I should've slept in.' You thought in your head as you see almost every pony in town making out with their special somepony, while you were merely picking up an order you placed hours earlier. You really wished you had somepony to go out with, but Rainbow doesn't seem like your type, Fluttershy has Discord, Rarity is a big 'no' since she almost never leaves you alone, and AJ was always busy on her farm. Which now only left Pinkie, but you were nervous on if you even wanted to ask your best friend out. Since the last colt she dated ended up breaking up with her after the lights went out, calling her a 'freak', which you heard him scream from your room across the dirt road.

"Here it is! One Pinkie-made Chocolate Supreme!" You heard Pinkie call out to you in her usual gleeful tone, which made your heart flutter. So rather than just look at her tits or ass, you look at her in her beautiful baby blue eyes and hand her 10 bits. Only for her to hand you back 9 of them. "It's Hearts and Hooves day silly-billy, most of these sugary sweets are on sale." She said with her cartoonishly large grin, which made you chuckle a bit in response.

"Thanks Pinkie, I almost forgot about today. Which reminds me, any plans on that comedy movie we were planning on watching?" You asked her, you've been watching comedy movies after her first break up to show her that she can lean on you for comfort. And of course, she always chose the Party Park series every year. So this year, Party Park 4 was out. And she already seemed to have bought a copy before coming in for work today.

As soon as she heard your question, she scoffed and pulled out her copy from her mane, and giggled like a little filly. "Hell yeah Nonny, I'd never miss my chance to laugh my tail off." She said, swearing for once. Did she get that from you or... You quickly push that thought out of your head as you grabbed your cupcake box, and your change before giving your bestie a thumbs up.

Author's Note

To be continued, or not. Depending on feedback.

Chapter 3: The moment of truth

You then wanted to cross your legs in embarrassment, you were so ashamed of how Pinkie caught you at the worst possible moment. Only to hear her clear her throat to get your attention, to which you looked back up at her and see her have a bulge of her own between her legs. "Wow Nonny, I didn't know you were into me." She said in a lustful tone of voice, walking up to you while she was swaying her hips back and forth, which was now revealing how big she was down there. Which happened to tower over your little guy.

"P-Pinkie I-..." Was all you could say before she put her lips on your own with a kiss, to which you simply melted into it. Giving the pink party mare one of your own in return, as you do so... You felt her remove your pants with one simple wave of her wrist.

After that, she broke the kiss and put a finger over your mouth seductively. Signaling for you to stay quiet for a moment. "Oh Nonny, I know you stare at my flank and tits when you think I'm not looking. So I wanted to pretend to be asleep while watching my movie with you, just so I can see if you'd do anything to me. But now? I think I wanna skip straight to the 'dessert'." She said as she listed your naughty actions over these 4 years with lust-filled pride.

"Raw or with a condom?" You asked with nervousness, you never seen Pinkie with a cock bigger than your own. But you'd never abandon her either, since she's been with you during difficult times. And vice versa.

She tapped her hips on her dress playfully, pretending to think. Obviously she was making a scene that would've been good acting in Clophub, your favorite porn site. "I'm going raw, since you've been a good guy. And I wanna take that cherry pie of yours baby." She said before picking you up bridal style, and walking up your stairs to take you to your bedroom. Your heart was pounding out of your chest, the cutest mare in Equestria was about to take your anal virginity. And you wanted nothing more than to let her do so, since it was like a wet dream of yours.

Author's Note

I'm working on the final chapter as we speak, but please be patient with me since I've got writer's block today.

Expect NSFW content in the future.

Chapter 2: The Computer

As soon as you got back to your house, you saw Pinkie turn the corner and head off to Twilight's castle. Obviously, you and Twilight had a... Complex friendship. She sometimes runs experiments on you, asks questions on how humans reproduce, and even what you look like naked. And that last one made you uncomfortable, since you'd rather eat a mature pine cone than describe your birthday suit to the princess of magic. But now here you are, opening the door to your house, cupcake box in hand. As soon as the door opened, you set the cupcake in the fridge. Before grabbing your laptop, and looking up the sexiest Equestrian porn. You'll never admit it to the entire town, but futa porn is the only porn you seem to get off on. Especially if it looks so realistic. But there was one thing that really got your little guy to stand at attention, and that was futa Pinkie porn. Yep, and you were looking it up with only a blanket covering your boner. At least until there was a knock at your door. "Son of a... Coming!" You said before calling out to whoever was knocking at your door, forgetting to cover your dick, you opened the door to see Pinkie bouncing on your doorstep, Party Park 4 in hand, and waiting for you.

"Hi Nonny ready for-..." Was all she could say before looking at your crotch, blushing a magenta, and looking away in embarrassment. Which confused you until you followed her eyes, and return the blush as you realised you still had a hard on from watching futa porn 10 minutes earlier.