Hard Shells in a Dark Night

by loldongs

Rating: mature
Tags: Tank, Romance, Princess Luna, Original Character, Comedy, Random, Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1352

Luna gets an unexpected visitor in the night.

"Deep, powerful, intense. Everything a true romance ought to be"
"It made my mind burn... with passion."
"Amazing passion. Almost makes me want a black-and-red cock in my arse"

OMG GUIZ THIS IS MAI FIRST STORI, PLEASE DON'T HATE IT KTHX.

Published 2012-09-04 00:54:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-04 00:54:01 UTC

Chapter 1

Luna stood out on her balcony, admiring her work. Celestia had finally turned herself in, and left Luna to her sight, overviewing all of Equestria at her height. She had placed every single star meticulously in the pitch black night sky. She could only sigh as she saw the night life begin, the dance club showing activity, little fillies being tucked in by their parents, the occasional teenager trying to keep out of sight during curfew. It was a typical night, at least as far as Hearts and Hooves day was. After some time passed, if she could focus, she could hear the creaks of beds and moans of mares, only letting her feel empty for her lack of company.

It was not easy getting a special somepony, being the Princess of the Night and all. Ponies tended to think that she was going to feast on their souls.

“It’s not fair!” she pouted, kicking her forehoof at nothing. “All of those mares and stallions having such glorious intercourse and none for myself in over one-thousand years!”

A single tear dragged down her cheek, and she quickly wiped it away. She couldn’t allow any of the night shift guards see her like this, she had to remain strong, vigilant, and most importantly, on the lookout for any possible mate.

As the night started to go on, she could only rub her hindlegs in an attempt to masturbate in secret, until she saw a dark dot hovering over the moon. Her keen eyes looked up to it and tried to focus, it’s shape only growing larger until she could finally see that it was a turtle, wearing a helicopter pack on it’s shell, approaching her without a care in the world.

Luna could only watch as the turtle set down on the balcony ledge and look up at her with it’s eyes. Using her magic, she spoke to the turtle with her mind.

“Hello, mein turtle,” she said, trying to keep a smile on her face and her scent from escaping.

“What’s up, bitch? I’m a goddamn tortoise.” The tortoise responded with force, but surprisingly kept his warm demeanor about him. Luna kept looking at the little creature and remarked on his sparkling eyes, she felt her heart start to beat faster as she tried to continue the conversation.

“Please, tell me your name, so that I can--”

The tortoise stuck his head into his shell and came out wearing sunglasses, looking sexy as fuck. “Tank. They call me Tank.”

Luna felt herself cream herself slightly as she started thinking on how amazing it would be to have this tortoise in her, the shock, the intensity! She tried to shove these thoughts away, telling herself that such a love would be hated by so many, a tortoise and a pony, it would be as insane as having the same love for a baby dragon! However, she couldn’t shake it, she wanted him, and the tortoise seemed to know it as well.

“T- Tank. May I invite you inside, to my personal quarters?” Luna asked, biting her lower lip.

The tortoise started up the helicopter motor again and set himself on Luna’s back, carefully massaging it as he did so. “C’mon, baby. Do you see me? I’m not an indoor pet, I’m all about the outside, being free. I don’t want to be confined in a room.”

“Such words! Such empowerment!” said Luna. Their conversation was interrupted by a certain cyan blue pegasus.

“Tank! What the fuck!” Rainbow Dash yelled, ignoring the fact that Tank was on his back, showing how little he cared. “I told you that having this much swag late at night is going to get you raped one day! Come back home and let’s cuddle.”

Luna, using her magic, allowed Tank to speak out loud to Rainbow Dash, using that powerful, manly voice of his. “Fuck you bitch!” He yelled back, making Rainbow Dash cringe in fear. “Tortoise got shit to do at night and you want to cuddle? Bitch, I do what I want when I want, you just feed me and do the house shit. Get yo ugly ass back home and do your womanly duty!”

Rainbow Dash was so shocked by how forceful the turtle was that her nipples got rock hard and started rubbing her clit against the balcony railing.

“Come on, baby,” Tank said to Luna. “Let’s get the fuck out of here and leave the lesbian to her own.”

Luna could only agree as Tank and herself flew away from the castle and towards the edge of the Everfree, away from pony eyes. Luna could feel the time was coming for her virginity to be lost and she got nervous. “Tank, my love. I’m so scared, but I so desperately want you.”

“Shut up, and take my dick!” Tank screamed, showing a fourteen inch long cock that was underneath him the whole time. Luna screamed in fear as Tank continued to threaten her.

“I-I’m not sure I’m ready,” she said.

“Shut up bitch!” Tank yelled. “Tortoises wait for no one!”

Before Luna could argue that he meant ‘no pony’, he jammed his throbbing member into her, making her arch back and groan with ecstasy.

“Tank,” she moaned. “I have waited my whole life for this!”

The tortoise continued to pound hardly into Luna, going balls to the walls in her vagina. The Everfree Forest echoed with Luna’s Roayl Canterlot Caps Lock screeching. The world around Luna spun, this was the feeling she wanted to have her whole life and this tortoise was giving it to her.

“Baby, flip over, I wanna smack dat ass!” Tank yelled, only to be greeted by more of Luna’s screaming. Tank then frustratingly flipped Luna on her belly and started spanking Luna. The more sex he had, the more he started to become a black coated alicorn with flowing red locks that seemed to blow in the breeze.

Luna bit into the dirt as the sex continued, she couldn’t believe what was happening, the space around her started to shift and bend, time slowed down, the universes stopped spinning and turned to her all to say ‘That’s pretty goddamn hot.’

Tank, now turned Black Soul the Almighty Alicorn King, felt himself ready to burst. “YO I’MA BOUT BUST A CAP IN YO ASS, WITH MY JIZZ!”

Luna felt the dick pull out of her vagina and now into her ass, making her only scream louder. Now the universes started collapsing into this singular moment, all things were now just Luna and Black Soul the Almight Alicorn King. Black Soul the Almighty Alicorn King pulled Luna up by her neck and kissed her with his fiery passion as his cock exploded in her ass.

The two stayed there for awhile. Floating in endless space, the world around them no longer existing. Luna tried to stand after such a great fuck, but couldnt becauze her legs couldnt keep her up anymore.

Black Soul the Almighty Alicorn King looked around him and then said, ‘Have no fere, my lov. I will save us.’

Black Soul the Almighty Alicorn King used the elements of harmony and his ultra-rare mega form of a giant penis to summon eqestrie back and they were all saved. Black Soul the Almighty Alicorn King found himself surrounded with teh bitches and then looked over at rainbow dash. Sorry, bithc. thars onli one pony four me. he said, pulling Luna to him.

Rainbow dash just smiled and said its okay I’ve got fluttershy. I’m now pregnant with her babbys.

Black Soul the Almighty Alicorn King than loked out to see Discrd causing trouble. Sorri, I must save equestie. So began teh greatest adventre of aquestrias hero, Black Soul the Almighty Alicorn King.

PLS READ. OMG THIS IS MAI FIRST STORY EVAR DONE, PLS BE NICE AND NOT TROLLS OR I WILL SAY MEEN THINGS TO YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE MEEN. I WANT TO MAKE SEQUAL SOON AND PERHAPS HAVE MORE KINKIS THUNGS HAPEN TO MANE 6 AND BLACK SOUL PLEASE VOTE 5 STARS KTHX :D