A New Life and a New Home.

"Hey. You're finally awake!" A voice came from nowhere as Miles regained consciousness.

"Mom?"

"No I'm not your mom. I'm the school nurse. Well, one of them."

"What happened?"

"You lost a lot of blood and passed out after getting rid of some timber wolves that attacked the school."

"Why did they attack now? Or is it a common problem?"

"We enter their territory to study the wildlife in the woods and often groups of students encounter timber wolves but they are escorted by guards so it isn't too much of a problem. But rarely they come onto school grounds to try and scare us away but they have never attacked any of the guards before. They normally back off and retreat into the forest."

"I see. I will speak with Celestia about it and try to get a fence put up"

"She already knows and has put the guards onto watching for diamond dogs and timber wolves while you fight anything that gets on school grounds."

"Right. I'll talk to her though and see what we can do to stop this happening again."

"Thank you. Are you able to go back to class?"

"Yeah. Thanks for patching my arm up. I can't count how many times I have been in bandages since I got here,"

"Ah, well that should tell you something."

"What?"

"Stop getting injured."

"I can't really make that promise. My job means its going to happen sooner or later. Anyway, thanks again for doing my arm and I'm be going back to class."

"Ok deary. Your stuff is back at your classroom. You haven't missed much of lesson time so you can catch up if you hurry."

"Thank you."

"If you feel ill or dizzy anytime today just come back down here and we'll sort you out."

"Ok. Thanks again."

Making his way back to the classroom and going the wrong way too many times Miles was stopped just outside of his classroom by the headmistress.  "Ah Miles. Before you go in can you come here please."

"I am so sorry. I didn't mean to make that explosion of foam that left a stain on the floor. It was an accident I swear."

"You aren't in trouble. I just wanted to say thank you for what you did. If not for you then a lot more ponies could have been hurt."

"You don't have to thank me. It is what I'm paid to do."

"That doesn't mean I don't have to thank you. And how is your arm? I feel awful you got it because of the wolves on our grounds."

"Its ok. It is an occupational hazard so don't feel bad. I would have got this anywhere. If I fought them in the middle of the woods I still would have been bitten."

"Yes but it is because we go into their territory to study other animals and they are trying to defend it."

"Its ok. Don't worry about it. I have scars up and down my body from one thing or another. If I was to take my top off you would see where I was burnt. Or in my other arm where I had a wolf bite me. Hell, I have one on my head from some shrapnel. Its small, but its there."

"Oh dear. You should be more careful around animals. And anyway, sorry for making you miss lunch. You must be starving. There is an apple waiting on your desk for you and don't worry about eating it in class. MRS. Sunbloom understands."

"Thank you. Before I go in is there anything else I can help you with?"

"No thank you. Enjoy the rest of your day."

"Will do."

Entering the room Miles was startled by a loud round of applause and whistling from the students and in his class. "Err thank you?"

"Great going Miles!" Students called out. "Yeah! Woo hoo!"

"Thank you, I guess. What am I being applauded for?"

"You stopped the timber wolves! And we're happy that you're alive too."

"Thanks. But I was just doing my job."

"Well just accept the gratitude and enjoy it."

"Heh, alright then."

As Miles sat down he checked all his equipment was still there. Satisfied nothing was missing he reached for the apple on his desk but stopped after noticing a bite missing.

"Swift. Do you know what happened to my apple?"

"Not me."

"Swift, you still have a small piece of it on the side of your mouth. I know it was you."

"I bought you a cup of tea that you didn't drink."

"I bought you and apple pie and an apple to go with it."

"Still. We didn't get anything to eat because of you being taken away."

"You had a sandwich."

"I was still hungry."

"I'll take a bite out of you if you do it again."

"You wouldn't dare."

"Try me."

"Ahem!" MRS. Sunbloom cleared her throat to get everyone's attention. "Now Miles is settled in again we now go to Life studies."

"Excuse me miss." Miles put his hand up to ask a question.

"Yes Miles."

"Whats life studies. We never did it where I'm from."

"Life studies is learning about drugs and their effects, sexual health, what sex is, pregnancy as well as what to expect in adult life. This is only the second lesson of it for this year group so you haven't missed much. I will give you some papers on the drugs and their effects that we covered last week."

"Thank you."

"This week we are doing sexual health, class. Now take out your books and look at the chalkboard."

MRS. Sunbloom left the room and returned with an over-head projector from the store cupboard. "Today we are covering genitalia. As we see here the vagina and anus are covered by a small amount of fur which stops it from being on display to everypony else. If you look around you in town you will not see anypony with their anus, vagina or penis on display."

Miles noticed from the corner of his eye most of the class were glancing at him whenever the teacher turned her back.

"I bet you love this don't you Miles." Discord joked.

"If you don't shut up I will imagine a monster in there to eat you." Miles thought to himself hoping he didn't have to speak out loud to communicate.

"That isn't very nice. I for one feel upset you would consider such a thing."

"I warned you."

"You don't think you can make something that could scare me HOLY MOTHER OF CELESTIA!" Discord shouted at the monster in Miles' head making him grin slightly.

"Ok you learnt your lesson." Miles imagined the monster away

"That was just cruel. In your mind you have more power than me. Imagination is the most powerful thing in existence. For a human anyway. You could create life in your head which is something that even I can't do."

"Note to self. Make Discord my bitch when he is in my head."

"I heard that."

"You were meant to."

"Alright. Miles, what can you tell me about the labia on the average female pony?"

"Well, erm........."

"Its ok if you don't know anything. It isn't something to be embarrassed about. But I thought they would teach this sort of thing everywhere. You could get confused and not know what to do when you have sex."

"They don't teach it in some schools because parents think their kids will know everything about it naturally when the time comes and refuse to have their kids taught about it. Plus in the places it is taught its on human genitals not equines."

"What do your parents think?"

"................" Miles looked down at the desk avoiding eye contact.

"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you if you miss your parents back on your world."

"It isn't your fault. But no, they aren't on my world."

"Are they here in Equestria?"

"No."

"Where are they then? If you don't mind me asking."

"Dead. They were murdered when I was seven."

"Hang in there buddy." Discord felt the sadness go right through him.

"Oh. I'm sorry to hear that."

"Its ok."

"Well just come and see me if you ever need to talk."

"Thanks."

"Ok then. Can anypony else tell me about it?"

After that Miles just watched as the rest of the day went by leading to three o'clock  and the end of the school day. Leaving the school grounds Miles came across a problem.

"How am I getting back home? I don't remember the way." Miles thought to Discord

"Maybe that green maned girl you're friends with could give you a lift."

"I can't ask that from her. Wouldn't be fair."

"Suit yourself. I'm going to be playing Darksiders if you need me."

"When did you get that? I didn't feel you get it."

"I found a way. Also, I got some cool games for us to play while you sleep."

"What you get?"

"Halo: Reach,  CoD 5, 6, 7, and 8. The CoD games are very thrilling. Killing things without anything really dying is fun. And the zombie mode. I also have a fun surprise for you tonight too. And the one from yesterday you didn't get to see."

"Sounds fun."

"More than you could ever imagine."

"Hey Miles. What you doing? And listen, if you ever need somebody to talk to. You can come to me." Swift landed beside him.

"Thanks. And do you know the way back to Canterlot marketplace?"

"That way." Swift pointed down the road.

"Thanks. So what you doing tonight then?"

"Helping my brother prank someone he knows. Says it will be a hoot."

"Good luck with that."

"Alright. See you tomorrow."

"Sure will."

As Miles started the long journey home he put in his earphones and played random songs for the best part of twenty minutes.

"Does that thing ever run out of batteries?"

"Yup. I'm going to ask Twilight to charge it for me."

"Fine. Not like I could help you or anything."

"You need to regain your powers. Anyway, how long is that going to take?"

"Don't know. Could be in the next minute or in a century. Only time will tell."

"What a lot of good you are."

"Shut up. And I sense your friends are nearby so be on the lookout for them."

"But it is another twenty minutes before we get to the marketplace and then another five to home."

"I don't know why they're here. Just look for them."

"Hi Miles!" A pink blur bounced around him.

"Hi Miles." Fluttershy flew over.

"Why are you two out here? Shouldn't you be out having fun?"

"Twilight sent us to meet you at school but you're already half way home."

"Why did she send you two?"

"Because she forgot to find you a way back."

"She couldn't have sent a carriage to get me?"

"Celestia is using it for something."

"I noticed."

"How?"

"She just landed behind you."

"Oh. Hi princess."

"Hello your majesty."

"Good afternoon."

"Greetings. I came to talk to you about a new discovery."

"Couldn't it have waited until we got home?"

"No. And Twilight told me what she did."

"Ah. Shall we be going before this crowed gets bigger?"

"Yes. Lets."

In the air on the way back home Fluttershy was sat cuddled with Miles while Pinkie had her own idea.

"Haha. Got one."

"What are you doing Pinkie."

"seeing if I can spit on certain targets."

"Please tell me you aren't doing it on other ponies." Celestia gagged slightly.

"Not on purpose."

"I would expect that from Dash." Fluttershy chuckled.

"Please, Pinkie stop that." Celestia grimaced.

"Okie-dokie-lokie."

"So Celestia, What is this thing that has been discovered?"

"We don't know. But it is huge. And I only want you and Shining to have anything to do with it. Not even the scientists are having anything to do with it."

"Wow. Can I drop my stuff off at home with Pinkie and Fluttershy first?"

"That would be best."

"In fact, it would be best if you come by tonight. I would rather not have the trainees see this."

"As you wish. I'll be over at sundown."

"Thank you. I also have had a building built next to the school with access to the grounds for storage of the weapons. They are going to be moved tonight so that you can have them at school. I don't want to lose you like we could have done today."

"Aw Celestia. I'm happy you care for me. I don't want to lose you either."

"What about us?" Pinkie complained.

"I don't want to lose you either."

"I don't want to lose you because you are my most valuable asset." Celestia pulled a cheeky grin.

"And I thought you cared for me."

"Not like Pinkie and Fluttershy."

"Oh. I love you though. I was hoping we would one day rule the lands together. Side by side."

"Maybe one day. Maybe." Celestia winked.

"He's mine! Foreveeeeeeeeeeeeer."

"Mine too."

"Forever? You realize I only have another seventy years or so left at best? Heck, I could die tomorrow for all we know."

"We have about that too so it works out well. We will have to make the best of that time then. So lets be healthy and live long lives."

"So pizza tonight then?"

"Sounds good."

"We're here. Be at the castle tonight at sundown. I'll be waiting for you."

"Right-O. I'll see you then. And one more thing. Can I have a chariot take me to and from school please?"

"If you want. I'll see you in four hours."

"See you soon."

As Celestia left, Miles stopped Pinkie and Fluttershy from going inside the house.

"Why can't we go in?"

"The door is open slightly. Somebody is inside."

Taking out his kukri Miles slowly opened the door silently trying to peek inside a small gap in the door. Not seeing anyone in the living room he entered only to be ambushed from above.

"Hiyaaaa!"

Without thought Miles reached out and grabbed the pony by the neck and slammed them into the floor holding the blade to their throat.

"Ow. Ok I give."

"Zephyr! Don't kill him please!"

"Swift?"

"Miles?"

"Zephyr?"

"Pinkie Pie?"

"Fluttershy?"

"Donkey!" Discord joined in.

"Shut up Discord. Not the time."

"You're my brothers friend?"

"Your my friends sister?"

"Your friends with my sister?"

"You're friends with my friend from school?"

"You're friends with my coltfriend?"

"Mine too."

"Ok back up a sec here. Why did you ambush me?"

"I guess you're the guy we were gonna prank."

"Ah. That explains it."

"Well, I see you would like to spend some time with your marefriends. Wait, you have two?"

"Yes. I do. And what do you mean quality time? I don't think they would do that with me even if I begged for it. And is this because Swift told you what we studied in class today?"

"No. What did you two study in class today?

"Vaginas and asses."

"Ah. Nice."

"In a way."

"Can you take the knife away from my throat please."

"Sure. Now get out unless you want to see me naked while I get ready for a shower."

"Ok we're going. See you guys later."

"See you tomorrow Swift."

"Not if I see you first."

".........."

"What?"

"You're still here. I am about to be naked. Personally I don't care but Pinkie and Fluttershy have already let enough friends see my junk."

"Oh. Yeah. I'll be going now."

"Bye."

A quick undressing and Miles was in his element........nakedness. "I'm going to go get the pizza. What do you all want?" Fluttershy tried to avoid glaring at the naked human in the kitchen.

"I'll have a meat lovers.....anything you two want will be fine. But no hay or straw."

"I don't think they would serve you meat here. Ponies don't eat it. But whatever you want is fine Fluttershy. I'm going to stay here and clean up a little."

"Ok then."

"Wait. Can you pick up some shower gel and shampoo please. I don't want to be using Zeph's all the time. Take what you need out of the money bag"

"Ok then. See you in about ten minutes."

As Fluttershy shut the door behind her a scream emanated from the other side of the door from Fluttershy. Grabbing the gun from the kitchen counter Miles ran out the door.

"Harm her and I paint the street with your brains!"

"Dude its me again!"

"Why did you make her scream then!"

"I was waiting on the roof so I could scare you the next time you come out. I jumped out when I saw the door open but it was Fluttershy. Sorry."

"Oh. Its ok." Fluttershy picked up the bits off the floor that were spilled on the floor.

"Can you put some clothes on Miles. I don't want to be looking at that."

"I did tell you I would be naked. It is your fault."

"Fine. Go take a shower."

"I will when I know you aren't going to end up giving my marefriend a heart attack."

"I promise I won't try to get you again today. I have to get home anyway. I'm looking after my sister while our parents are on holiday."

"Tell Swift I said she smells."

"Well, when she kicks the stuffing out of you don't complain to me."

"Alright. See you later."

"See you. By the way, what is that thing you have?"

"A gun."

"What does it do?"

"I'll show you one day."

"See you later man."

"See you later. Are you ok Fluttershy?"

"Yeah i'm fine. You go back inside. You'll catch a cold staying out here like that."

"Ok, See you in a bit."

Heading back inside Miles breathed a sigh of relief. "Is she ok?" Pinkie hugged him.

"Yeah. Just Zephyr being an ass. Anyway, you do what you're doing and I'm going for a shower."

Making his way upstairs and into the bathroom Miles couldn't help but look in medicine cabinet. "Condoms for the below average stallion. Buahahahahaha."

"What are you laughing about? Is it something fun? I like fun things. Do want to play a game? I love games!"

"Oh. Its nothing. I'll play a game later with you and Fluttershy. But now let me take my shower."

"I need one too. I'm coming in or there will be no hot water left."

"Fine. Now get in there."

After a few minutes in the shower trying to get comfy in the space designed for a single pony Miles finally managed to wash his hair while pinkie decided to play with the hair on his legs.

"Don't ponies get hairy legs?"

"We're covered in fur so obviously. But it isn't like this. Its weird and you can even floss your teeth with your leg hair. Look."

"Pinkie that is disgusting."

"Thats why I did it. To gross you out."

"You are vile."

As the water drenched the pink pony's fur it began to shrink back from its natural puffiness making her look like a wet dog. "Your fur makes you look like a wet pink dog. You know that?"

"Thats not very nice. I'm not talking to you for the rest of the shower." Pinkie gave a fake 'humph' and turned around slowly trying not to trip over hers or Miles' legs.

looking at the rear side of Pinkie, Miles caught a glance of some glistening pink. Knowing what it was, some 'natural reactions' took place.

"Ah crap."

"Something wrong? What happened to your thing?"

"That thing is called a penis, cock, dick, willy or whatever you want to call it but it isn't a 'thing'."

"Whatever. But what happened? It got bigger and its pointing at me."

"Its natural. Is it that big of a deal?"

"You were looking weren't you?"

"No. Not at all. I would never. Not in a million years. Maybe."

"Its nothing to be embarrassed about. You're a teenager after all so its kind of expected for you to try and take a peak. And we're dating so you don't have to hide it from us. The others won't want to have you looking at them or see you looking at me and Flutters but we don't mind. Here take another look if you want." Pinkie turned around and lifted her ass in the air.

"Not bad. Want to look at mine? Its nothing you or the others haven't already seen though."

"Its funny looking."

"Thanks. I think."

"It isn't bad but it certainly is different."

"Well thats to be expected since we are different species and all." Pinkie got closer for a look before her rear legs started twitching.

"Are you ok?"

"Yeah. My Pinkie sense is telling me something painful is going to happen."

"Pinkie sense?"

"It warns me that something is going to happen in the near future."

"Yeah right. Thats impossible."

"Well be warned. It could be you it happens to. And with your job it most likely is."

Pinkie leaned in for a close look at the balls to the shaft up to the tip of Miles' erection. "Achoo."

Pinkie sneezed and headbutted Miles in the nuts sending him to the floor clutching his manhood.

"Aaaaaaah." Miles became higher pitched than Fluttershy.

"I am so so so sorry. Let me help you up."

"It...its ok."

"Let me help you get dried."

*slam*

"Fluttershy is here so I'll go get her, She is good with injuries."

A brief moment later Fluttershy rushed upstairs to find Miles holding is tackle like it was going to fall off and leaning against the wall for support.

"OH dear. We need to get an ice pack stat."

"Hurry." Miles groaned.

"Lets get you downstairs and sit you down."

A few minutes and a ton of ice-cubes later Miles was sat in the kitchen with a small towel full of ice pressed against the family jewels

"How did this happen anyway?"

"Me and Miles were in the shower and I wanted a closer look and accidentally headbutted him."

"Why were you looking at it so closely?"

"Miles and I were in the shower and he saw my bajingo and got a stiffy. He offered to let me look at his and then this happened."

"Oh. Why didn't he just ask to see it? Its not like we're just friends. We are dating after all."

"He's a teenager. You know they are into that stuff but won't just come out with it."

"Anyway. Its called a vagina and it was an erection. Don't you like using proper terms?" Miles interrupted.

"I just get used to calling it that when somepony might overhear and it just became a habit."

"Fair enough. So you aren't mad that I looked?"

"No. Why would we be?"

"You might be because I was looking at your vagina in the shower even though it was unintentional a first. And Fluttershy could either be jealous or upset I would do something like that since I figured you to be the innocent type of pony."

"With anypony else I would be but it is you so we don't mind as long as it isn't every time we turn around you try to get an eyeful."

"Cool."

"That goes for us too. We won't be looking all the time."

"Why not? I'm not fussed."

"Because we have love and respect for you and don't see you as just some sexual object."

"I love you too. And I promise not to be a pervert about all this."

"Thats good to know. Now lets eat. The pizza is getting cold."

"What a way to spend time with your marefriends. Pizza, bruised balls, sat naked in the kitchen with an ice pack resting on your bits. How many people would believe this?"