My Little Modern Warfare : Violence Is Magic

by The Deadlyfanwriter

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Team Fortress, Profanity, Call of Duty, Violence, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Death, Twilight Sparkle, Main 6, Princess Luna, Drama, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 3911

Price, Soap and Ghost are brought into a my little pony unexpectedly.

Task force 141 members who are Price, Soap
, Ghost and Lloyd are brought into another world with no way back to theirs so they learn to Make friends with these new so called ponies who want to teach them about friendship. But the only thing they know is violence.

Published 2021-03-03 21:30:00 UTC
Last updated 2022-10-10 12:04:55 UTC

The FNP’s Part I

Author's Note

This is my first story I’m going to be writing. Hope you all like it.

The FNP’s part 1

Lloyd wakes up

Unable to see anything with his blurry vision.

"Lloyd"
Lloyd hears Price's voice and looks to the right and sees Price

" You ok? " Price asks. Lloyd looks to see Price and regains his vision, but instead of being Price he sees a horse wearing a hat and having military equipment.

" Price is that .... you?" Lloyd asks. Price gets up and squints at him,

" I was gonna ask you same thing " Price answers. Price offers him his hoof but first looks at it in shock with his eyes widened. " Am I smoking Lloyd or this a dream" Price questions. Lloyd gets up but struggles to stand on 2 hooves so he goes on all four of them.

" I'm thinking the Same thing Price but I don't feel high nor do I feel like I'm in a dream so I think this is reality unfortunately" Lloyd explains. Price asks him a question
“Who was with me in Pripyat?” Price asks
“Captain Macmillan” Lloyd answers

“Just checking” Price says
Lloyd looks at him a bit intimidated

They both look around to see flat grass and tress.
Lloyd wonders how he got here, he looks at himself and he is thankful they still have their guns.

"Anyone out there!" Lloyd screams.

" Calm down we are right behind you " Lloyd and Price look behind them seeing Ghost and Soap also as ponies.

" Well I guess we know this isn't a dream anymore" Soap says.

"My first question is why are we ponies" Ghost asks.

"My first question is where even are we?" Soap asks.

Price looks around well the group are asking questions and sees a town near by. "Maybe our questions will be answered there" Price says as he points at the town. They all look at the town seeing more ponies there,

" you think they speak English?" Lloyd asks. Price looks at him weirdly

" we will see Lloyd,but remember we were just in hostile territory, we might still be in it." Price says

The squad head to the town with their eyes peeled and looked at the entrance with a billboard on top saying Welcome to Ponyville.

They look around seeing other ponies with colorful manes and not wearing anything except saddlebags. Some of the ponies look weirdly back at them as if they've never seen them before. " Price I'm getting bad vibes" Ghost informs, Price looks at the squad and pulls them close. He whispers to the squad

"Guns to the ready, we don't want to be caught off guard " Price whispers.

The squad then holster their weapons waiting for anything to happen. A pink pony jumping excitedly with a smile on her face and a pink fluffy mane. The squad look at her suspiciously and start to grab their guns.
"Hi there" she says in a friendly tone. Price gives the signal with his hoof to put their guns away. She looks at them weirdly but she ignores it and goes back to being friendly "My name's Pinkie Pie, you guys are?" She asks in a friendly manner and gives a huge cute smile at them. The squad look at each other confused and wonder who the first one to respond will be.

" Hi There Pinkie Pie, it's nice to meet you," Lloyd says trying to be friendly

" I'm Lloyd Emerald and these are-" Lloyd is cut off by Price trying to introduce himself instead.

" I am Captain Price nice to meet you, that there is Ghost and Soap who part of my squad as you can see" Price says in a professional manner. Pinkie Pie looks at them with a big smile.

"Well I just wanna say , WELCOME to ponyville" Pinkie screams in excitement. The squad look at her weirdly and keep a distance

" i don't even know what's going on anymore " Soap says.

Pinkie looks at them and brings a pink canon out of nowhere aims it at them. The squad quickly grab their guns in fear but the canon shoots at them. The squad close their eyes expected to be dead but instead they look and see confetti everywhere. "Oh it's Just confetti mates .... you can put your guns away.... for now " Price says in relief.

" So you guys here to visit or are you guys here to stay." Pinkie asks.

" Well were actually looking for some answers " Soap says. Pinkie looks at them and tips her head to the right and then Looks at their guns with curiosity.

She points at them" what are those?" Pinkie asks politely, the squad look at their guns and look weirdly at Pinkie.

"We will answer your question when you answer ours first." Price says. Pinkie then looks back at their faces with a smile

“Okie Dokie, what questions do you need answering?" Pinkie asks.

Before saying anything 2 ponies walk towards Pinkie at quite a pace. An orange one and a blue one with wings. " Pinkie, there you are we've been looking all over for you" Says the orange pony. The blue pony looks at the squad weirdly and squints at them.

" who are you guys?" The blue pony asks as she points at them.

"Oh these are the new ponies, they say their from uhh..... where are you guys from again?" Pinke asks. The squad looked concerned at each other and look back at the ponies.

"Well that's complicated " Lloyd answers.

" why is that...oh sorry I forgot to introduce to myself *cough*. My name is Applejack, howdy ..... and this here gal is Rainbow Dash" Applejack says. Rainbow dash starts flying circles around the squad,

" Rainbow dash at your service" Rainbow dash says.

" well let's just say we're not from here" Lloyd says.

" I know that dummy I just wanna know where you guys live?"Pinkie asks politely.

" like do you guys live somewhere in equestria maybe? " Pinke asks.The squad shakes their head,

" what! So you guys don't even live in equestria!" Rainbow dash says in shock.

" yeah we pretty much don't belong here, you could say we are from another world." Price answers. The mare group look confused at the squad

" jeez this really is complicated, we might need twilight for this" Applejack suggest.

“Twilight? I’m sorry your nicknames are as stupid as you look, who is Twilight?” Price asks

“Well show you” Applejack says

" well it's not like we have anything else to do " Rainbow dash says.

" Well then y'all let's head to twilights place" Applejack says.

" maybe we can show you around more on the way there" Rainbow dash says.

" sorry girly but we have no time for that, unfortunately this is more important right now." Price says professionally.

Rainbow dash is now a bit disappointed " jeez what a bummer" Rainbow says in disappointment. Lloyd looks at Rainbow Dash and now feels really guilty.

5 minutes later

" Here it is y'all " Applejack informs. The squad look at the treehouse

" well never seen one that big , never been in one that big, what could go wrong." Ghost says.

Rainbow Dash flies to the door and knocks on it 3 times really fast. "Coming " a random voice is heard in the treehouse. The door opens revealing a small purple dragon.
" Oh hey Rainbow Dash" purple dragon says.

" hey spike " Rainbow dash says back.

" what brings you here?" Spike asks, she points to the squad.

" Oh and who are you guys?" Spike asks

"Oh I'm captain Price" Price says

"I'm Ghost" Ghost says after

"I'm Soap" Soap says after

" and I'm Lloyd emerald " Lloyd says as the last one.

" Oh I'm Spike the dragon, nice to meet you guys"Spike says.

The squad just stare at him except Lloyd who waves at him awkwardly.
“Can we just get fucking on with it!” Price demands

“Jeez hold your horseshoes partner” Apple jack says

"Soo..... what brings you guys here" Spike says awkwardly.

" well we need twilight, it's an emergency" Applejack says.

"Oh, well what's the emergency?" Spike asks.
" we will talk about it inside " Applejack says in desperation.

" alright I'll get twilight , you guys can come in so long" Spike says.
Applejack, Rainbow dash and Pinkie go on first followed by the squad following right behind them. They go inside to see a giant library of books.

"Well look at this, it's a goddamn library " Price says in amazement.

" I dibs reading the books!" Lloyd says in excitement. Price raises one of his eyebrows at him.

" for information of course, we're gonna have to find what's going on here somehow" Lloyd says awkwardly.

"And here they are" Spike says as he talks to twilight. They see a purple pony with a horn with a purplish and blue mane.

"Hey guys" twilight says in excitement.

"TWILIGHT!" The mare's say as they get into a group hug.
Price and Soap looks at them irritated.

" I'm so glad you guys came, what's the occasion? " twilight asks.

"well-" Applejack gets interrupted by twilight
"And who are those guys?" Twilight asks as she points to the squad.

" that's what we came here to tell you twilight, these guys are the emergency " Applejack says.

" why exactly are they the emergency?" Twilight asks.

"Well-" Pinkie interrupts Applejack.

Pinkie starts talking very fast " so they come from a world where war is everywhere and now they don't what this place is so I welcomed them but they were afraid for some reason and now want some answers so I can came to you for them." Pinkie says and takes a deep breath after.

" wow Pinkie you really can amaze one with how fast you speak" Spike compliments.

" thanks " Pinkie answers back.

" wait so you guys are like soldiers, that explains the way you guys look and the scar on that Stallion’s face" Rainbow says as she points to Soap, Soap just rolls his eyes at her.

" so you guys are like not from here, we need to really sit down and talk about this" Twilight suggest.

" I guess we have time, Lloyd read some of the books here and see what we are up against" Price orders.

" on it sir" Lloyd says.

" Ghost and Soap with me" Price orders. The ponies lead them to another room well Lloyd will try read.

" So you guys are from another world right?" Twilight asks.

" I thought we were asking the question " Soap says.

" well let me get to know you then I'll get your answers." Twilight says.

The squad then look at each other then nod at twilight.
" so you guys come from another world right, explain how you got here?" Twilight asks.

" well we were on a mission to hijack a Russian submarine , and I was just back in the fight. We were on our way the the 4 of us to meet Team 2. But suddenly a bloody portal out of nowhere pulled us in. And before we knew it, we were knocked out and right here in this world." Price says.

Twilight looks at them fascinated" wow " Twilights says amazed.
" tell me more" twilight says.

Meanwhile in the library
Lloyd is reading the books and trying understand them but struggles to.

" Jeez for a place we're the ponies speak English, you expect at least for the books to be understandable" Lloyd says in frustration.

" I never got books either" Says a random voice.

Lloyd looks behind him to see Rainbow dash standing behind him.

" Well it's not that I don't understand them it's just that I don't necessarily get my information from there" Rainbow dash says.

" well do you know anything about the elements of harmony?" Lloyd asks. Rainbow dash is suddenly flattered by the question

" do I know them? I've used one of them Lloyd" Rainbow dash says. Lloyd is amazed at that.

"wow" Lloyd says amazed,

" we all have" Applejack says after.

" wait but how do they work?" Lloyd asks.

" well basically we had to take on some person called nightmare moon because she took princess Celestia, so we went in search for the elements of harmony. Because twilight told us the that she could be defeated that way, and later on we found the elements but nightmare moon destroyed them. But plot twist turns out we were the elements of harmony, and the 6 of us used the magic of friendship to defeat nightmare moon and turns out she was Celestia's baby sister. Luna then become good again." Pinkie says.

Lloyd completely amazed" so you used friendship to defeat your enemy wow that's- wait a minute you said there was 6 of you. Where are the other 2?" Lloyd asks.

" oh you mean Fluttershy and Rarity, oh I think their busy" Applejack says.

"Wow you think we can meet them?" Lloyd asks.

" well you could but Fluttershy would probably be a wuss and runaway. Rarity on the other hand would just faint because your fashion is bad" Rainbow dash says. Applejack softly punches Rainbow dash,

" That's not nice to say about our friends." Applejack says in anger.

" hey I'm just telling the truth" Rainbow dash says.

Meanwhile by twilight
" WOW so you guys are in a war with another country because of the will of a single pony" Twilight says.

" Ya and it got worse because Makarov our main enemy at the time used the US as a scapegoat, and because Makarov acted as an American and private Allen was a true Us solider. Russia thought this was planned by the Americans, so they went and invaded the United States. We were the only ones who knew the truth and we needed to bring Makarov to light. So we broke Price out of jail, but he convinced us to try stop the war first. " Soap explains.

" Wow so a pony had to kill a thousand people just to blame it on another country, what cruelty" Twilight says in disgust.
Spike comes from upstairs with a plate of hot chocolate

" hot chocolate anyone" Spike offers.

Twilight then lifts the cup using her magic with her horn. Her horn starts glowing purple and the cup has purple sparkles flowing around it. "How are you doing that?" Ghost asks with curiosity.

" I'm a unicorn, I can use my magic for many different things" Twilight answers.

"What about that pony with wings?" Price asks.

"Rainbow dash is a Pegasus, because she has wings." Twilight says.

The squad then start looking at eachother to see if they have anything. " you guys don't have anything, you guys are earth ponies" twilight says.

" well that's just bloody unlucky" Ghost says in disappointment. Twilight then lifts Soaps gun using
Her magic to observe it. Soap tries grabbing it bag but fails as it floats away from him.

"Sorry for grabbing it, I just wanna know what these things are?" Twilight asks. Twilight then drops it back in Soaps hooves.

" This are guns, weapons that could kill People within a matter of seconds" Price says.
He then cocks his pistol which shoots a bullet out of it. He offers the bullet to twilight, she observes it using her unicorn magic.

Meanwhile by Lloyd

" woah, so you guys defeated discord the lord of chaos using your elements of harmony and turning him into stone," Lloyd says astounded.

" Yep and none of it would've been possible if it wasn't for twilight" Pinkie says." We then did this really rad rainbow laser and turned him into stone" Rainbow Dash says. Lloyd amazed by the fact that their adventures are so amazing in fact, they were able to defeat their enemies using friendship?

" you guys have gone on a lot of adventures, what I can't wrap my head around is how you used FRIENDSHIP to beat them." Lloyd says.
Pinkie then looks at Lloyd confused on why he has never seen friendship before.

" So friendship isn't a thing in your world?" Apple Jack asks.

" no it is, it's just very unlikely to use against our type of enemies" Lloyd says.

" type of enemies? What you mean type of enemies?" Rainbow dash asks. Lloyd takes a huge breath

" well you see discord was just causing chaos he wasn't really doing a lot of damage, well on the other hand my type of enemies ... The damage they do cannot be undone" Lloyd says in regret.

" cannot be undone?" Applejack says in confusion. Lloyd starts looking worried and starts having flashbacks.

" I've had a lot of friends,but in the world l live in... violence is the only form of weapons we have. And most of the time we are forced to either capture or kill our enemies." Lloyd says. The ponies look at him really worried, Rainbow dash starts to feel sympathy towards Lloyd.

" So I'm guessing most of your friends aren't here because their dead" Rainbow dash says. Lloyd looks at the floor sad not saying anything,Applejack looks towards pinkie to cheer him up.

" oh cheer up buddy, I bet they want you to move on" pinkie says trying to cheer him up.

" look on the bright side you still have those guys , Price , Ghost and Soap. Wow they are such weird names, no offense to them." Rainbow dash says. Lloyd then smiles at her,

" well it's not actually their real names, it's actually just their code names."
Lloyd says.

" oh really what's their real names" Applejack says.

" well it's not really special names like you guys,but's their really Names. Price is John, Soap is also John and Ghost is Simon Riley." Lloyd says.
The ponies don't look as excited but at least know who they are.

" Just don't say their real names in front of them otherwise, There might as well be 3 of us" Lloyd whispers. Rainbow dash slightly giggles.

They hear ponies walking down the stairs and see Twilight levitating a book using her magic in front of her with Price and the rest of the squad following behind her. "Didn't know talking to ponies was reading" Price says.

" well they actually helped me a lot more than these books" Lloyd says reassuringly. Price just ignores Lloyd and assumes he is trying to be social,

" so from my conclusion how you guys got here was through inter-dimensional travel" Twilight says. The squad look at her confused " I'm sorry what?" Price says confused.

" well a portal pulled you guys through to another world right?, that's called inter-dimensional travel, traveling from one world to another" Twilight says trying to explain.

" so your telling me a portal pulled us out of our dimension into yours"Soap says.

"Precisely" Twilight says as he nods at them.

" wow, even I'm learning something knew" Applejack says.

" why would it do that though?, it's not like we were trying to do inter-dimensional travel." Lloyd says. Twilight pages through the book,

" well from this source of information , it says that inter-dimensional travel requires quantum energy, but that's only one type of inter-dimensional travel." Twilight says. Everyone in the room trying to figure out what's she is saying.

"but don't you have to move really really fast to achieve quantum energy?" Lloyd asks. The squad look at him in shock that he even knows that.

"what? I actually payed attention during US marine classes" Lloyd says.

" But we were on foot and weren't moving that fast" Price confirms. Twilight now paging through her book then stops on one page

" ha here we go, rift energy, it's where a very strong source of magic or power is used to open portals." Twilight says.

" well there you go, now we just need a strong source of magic or power to travel back home, easy right?" Price trying to be sarcastic.

" well that's where our path stops, unfortunately there was no trace or even a particle of rift energy ever found." Twilight says.

" so what your saying is we have no way back home" Soap says worried about Twilights answer.

" Well very unlikely but I'll try my best to find a way" Twilight says trying to reassure. Rainbow dash looks outside and sees it's getting dark

" looks like it's becoming night we better get going, wait but where are you guys gonna go?" Rainbow dash asks.

"We don't know where we're even gonna sleep for the night" Lloyd says.

" Lloyd I'm more worried about the fact that these ponies aren't gonna get us home" Price says.

" look Price as long as we're all still alive and no one wants kill us yet, it shows that we're fine for now." Soap says reassuring.

" Ya I agree with Soap let's hit the hay, you see what I did there" Ghost trying to be funny. He gets a slightly funny giggle out of Lloyd and pinkie

" very funny Ghost, now where do we go to rest?" Price asks

"We have a basement downstairs, you can guys can rest there" Spike says.

"We have a basement Spike?, when we're you gonna tell me about this?" Twilight asks.

" well your to busy on your friendship quests I have to look around and doing stuff in my spare time, and your way to busy to care about some underground basement in the treehouse" Spike says. Twilight feels bad towards Spike and tries to make him feel better

" maybe I'll try spend more time with you next time Spike " Twilight says reassuring, Spike smiles at her.

" Alright we'll leave you guys to rest ,see tomorrow" Rainbow dash says as the ponies leave.

" Twilight you can go I'll show them to the room" Spike says

" thanks my number 1 assistant" she rubs Spike on the head before going upstairs. Spike leads them to a room with 5 beds " make yourself at home guys" Spike says. The soldiers look around the room seeing posters of twilight and her friends and each bed having a specific colour. Blue,yellow,pink,orange and white.

"I'm guessing these were meant for Twilight and her friends" Price says.

"Ya but you guys can use it for now" Spike says.

" well it's better than sleeping on the ground I guess " Ghost exclaims in relief.

" well get some shuteye because you might just need it tomorrow" Spike says as he closes the door. The soldiers head into their beds

" alright lads get ready tomorrow, we can't stay up late." Price says as he falls asleep fast.

" Right on mates" Ghost says as he falls asleep quickly as well.

" well Lloyd maybe Tomorrow we might have some luck" Soap says.

" Ya goodnight Soap" Lloyd says as he also falls asleep.

To be continued.