Anon goes back to school

Fuck it was good to be back. Sure the students here were annoying, stupid, weak-willed, and were always going on about friendship. But they were good people, unlike those prissy stuck up assholes from Crystal Prep. Anon smiled slightly to himself, as Rainbow Dash skipped after him, happily explaining all the events that had gone on in his absence. Apparently there was another world located inside the Wondercolt Statue filled with magical talking ponies. That would explain the apparent rainbow death beam they could summon. It was even more interesting to hear about Sunset Shimmer's reformation, considering that last he checked she was hellbent on taking over the world.

"What I don't understand is why she chose to take over a school first. I mean she had the magic crown, why didn't she put it on immediately after she came through. It makes no fucking sense." He interrupted Rainbow, causing her to wince slightly at his foul language.

"Well when you put it like that-" She tried to answer after a moment of thought before being cut off again.

"Seriously she is one of the worst villains I've ever heard of. I mean like, who the fuck waits until a magical princess from fucking ponyland comes after her, only to delay it and put it on after said princess gets a fuckign rainbow laser." Anon said, shaking is head in disbelief.

Rainbow Dash simply giggled as she realized how stupid it really was. "You know, you're pretty smart." She stated.

Anon simply stared for a while before laughing, causing a confused look to take Dash's face. "You call having common sense fucking smart? Damn I wonder what math is like for you." He said, clutching his chest as he continued to laugh.

Rainbow frowned at the laughing boy walking beside her, not sure whether he was insulting her intelligence or making a simple joke. Maybe both. Shrugging she simply continued walking beside him, not noticing the stares he was getting due to his mirth.

Man, these students really had somehow gotten stupider. It was like someone had made a movie and decided to make the villain a fucking moron.

"Excuse me Anonymous." A voice said behind him, causing him to turn around in teh direction of the voice, his laughter finally dying down. A small group of girls was standing behind him, each looking at him in wonder. One of them stepped up to him, clearly being the leader. She had bright yellow skin, and bright red hair with a bow tie in it. She wore a simple blue t-shirt and green skirt, with her eyes being a dark brown.

"Good evening, you may not remember me but I am-" She started before being cut off.

"Applebloom." He said, snapping his fingers in recognition, "I remember you now, you were one of the girls that started that muffin sale." He continued, mouth watering slightly at the memory of those delicous blueberry muffins.

The now identified Applebloom blushed fiercly at the fact he had remembered her. Nodding in confirmation, she continued to speak, "Yes that is me, now I hope you don't mind but we were thinking of setting up another bake sale and were wondering if you could help." She finished, taking a deep breath.

Anon frowned however, leaning down to her eye level, being much taller than her. "What happened to your accent." he questioned, eyes narrowing. "I remember very distinctly you had a southern accent. You were a farmer right."

Applebloom stuttered, trying to form coherent words, "Ah don't know what ya mean-" She began, slipping back into a farmer accent before catching herself. "I don't know what you mean, I've always talked like this." She said, clearly struggling to not say it.

"Oh really..." He trailed off staring her down, causing her to get even more flustered.

[Unexpected Perspective change!(Though not a big one)]

Rainbow watched from behind chuckling silently to herself at the young girl's plight, before frowning in thought. The blushing. The attempt to not sound like a farmer. And how clearly flustered she was. A huge grin formed, reaching from ear to ear as she pieced it together. Applebloom had the sweets on Anon. And from the looks the other girls in the group were giving him secretly, they all had the sweets for him.

And Anon was completely oblivious to it. She couldn't hold herself back anymore as she fell to the ground laughing while clutching her stomach. Everyone looked at her in confusion, as she lay there completely losing it. After a good ten minutes, the laughing subsided as she got up, smiling sheepishly at the Anon who was looking at her incredulously.

"The fuck was that about?" He asked raising an eyebrow.

She opened her mouth to respond, but couldn't as an earth shattering yell echoed down the halls.

"ANONYMOUS!!!" It yelled, rounding the corner to revealing the yeller to be Twilight.

"Well fuck." He said, as she stomped towards her...

[Another perspective change!]

Twilight was fuming. This human had hospitalized her friend, not shown any respect to anyone so far, insulted the entire school, and on top of that had also apparently made Sunset's life a living Tartaus at school. Sure Sunset had been terrible too, but he just overdid it. Regardless of his clear strength she would stand up to him.

Closing the gap quickly she came face to face with him, being almost the same height as him. She glared daggers at him as she stared into his dark green eyes, hoping to instill a sense of fear. This failed miserably however, as he simply stared back at her with a raised eyebrow.

"What's up princess rainbow laser, never thought we'd meet in person." He said, smiling at her.

Blinking in shock at his relaxed greeting, she quickly recomposed herself adn continued at her angry staring. "What did you just call me?" She questioned threateningly. Or at least that was the desired effect. Anon simply stared her down, a faint look of amusement in his eyes.

Amusement. He was enjoying this. Well he wouldn't be amused anymore. "You are a monster." She said in disgust, "You hospitalize one of my best friends, you insult everyone else, and you enjoyed every bit of it." She spat, happy that she had put him in his place. He didn't deserve anyone's friendship, it was a wonder anyone liked him.

Then he chuckled. He chuckled. Not a nervous chuckle she had expected, but a genuine joyful chuckle. "Hypocrite." He said, smiling.

Twilight scoffed at that. "How am I a hypocrite?" She said in disbelief. How stupid and desperate he must be to throw empty insults.

"If I remember correctly, you weren't always friends with Sunset. In fact you had quite a enemy-like relationships." He said pacing between the walls. "Unless the whole undermining, and humiliating each other was all fun and games." He finished, turning back to her.

"Well that was before I got to know her and-" She began,

"Blast her into oblivion with a rainbow death laser?" He interrupted, raising an eyebrow.

"Wha- It is not a rainbow death laser!" She said, getting slightly flustered now.

"In the words of Rainbow Dash herself." He said, pointing into the now quite large crowd, causing it to part, revealing the rainbow haired teenager, now stammering nervously at the sudden attention. Especially Twilights death glare.

"It is not a rainbow death laser!!" She yelled, rage filling her. "It is a beam of harmony that banishes evil." She affirmed, crossing her arms in victorious defiance.

"Sooooo, a rainbow death laser that targets bad guys." Anon said, tapping his finger on his chin.

*SLAP*

A loud slap could be heard, as Twilight's hand connected with Anon's face. That was it. He had mocked her and everything she stood for. Regardless, she had put him in his place. No one messed with her and her friends and got away with-

*SLAP*

An even louder slap could be heard as Anon's hand connected with her face sending her flying into the nearby locker, smashing her head against it. She slid down it, her head throbbing as she struggled to move her arms to stop her fall. Her vision was fading, as she watched everyone watching her in shock, Anon still in a slapping strike pose. Looking down he kneeled beside her, grabbing her by the chin forcefully, bringing her eyes to his.

"I have a rule." He said, lookign at her, his eyes a mix of murderous intent and pure rage. It shook her to the bone those eyes, so terrifying and terrible. "If you hit me, I hit you back twice as hard. I don't care if your a girl, a boy, or a fucking princess in your case. You are all equally slappable." With that he dropped her, walking away, alowing room for Sunset and Rainbow to rush to her side.

She didn't know how to react. But she knew one thing.

She had pissed off something very dangerous, and it was gonna bite her in the back again, sooner, or later...