Anon goes back to school

by Vortix

Rating: teen
Tags: Anon, Dazzlings, Sonata Dusk, Alternate Universe, Romance, Drama, Equestria Girls, Profanity, Violence, Slice of Life, Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 19985

Anon returns to CHS just before the battle of the bands. Chaos ensues

Anon used to go to CHS. Then he didn't...
Only now he is back, and within five minutes is sick of everyone. While he wishes to be left alone and remain a side character, the Dazzlings have different ideas..

-Be warned!! I have not watched Rainbow Rock in a long time, although i do remember the sufficient amount to bend the universe to my will enough so that it is my own. This universe will be wildly different from the one we know, except for some other stuff.-

[Also known as the ramblings of a madman.]

Published 2021-02-24 07:20:00 UTC
Last updated 2022-01-08 12:01:38 UTC

A warm welcome I guess

Twilight happily skipped along the hallway to her next class, the previous finally having the tests she just loved so much. She could already smell the ink on the beloved paper, holding her award for Best Grades of the year, her final achievment before she went back to Equestria. She still couldn't believe Celestia had agreed to let her stay for a while. Her train of thought was cut off as she walked into a wall falling on her butt.

"Ugh, damn it." She groaned, rubbing her forehead with a hand.

Standing back up out of the corner of her eye she saw a male figure walking around a corner. While she didn't spot much of him she did notice his peculiar hoodie, being a simple green with a big black question mark on the back, until he disappeared around the corner. Curious. She thought, having never seen them before, which was a surprise considering having been here for nearly a year and she knew everyone at CHS.

Before she could continue further however a familiar voice came over the intercomm.

"Dear students of CHS, please gather in the gymnasium for a surprise announcement.

Celestia spoke, peaking Twilights interest. What could possibly be going on.

[Convienient time skip.]

The gymnasium was absolutely packed with each student either sitting in their own individual seat or stands on either side. Walking in Twilight saw a convinient seat at the front, beside two of her best friends, Applejack and Rainbow Dash, who were sitting beside her 4 other friends. Those being, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, and the notorious Sunset Shimmer. She took note of how every student that wasn't her friend was giving her the stink eye. Attacking,bullying and attempting to enslave the school will do that to your reputation.

"What's up Twilight." Rainbow greeted, bringing her attention back to her.

"Hey Rainbow, do you know what's going on?" She asked, sitting down next to her.

"Dunno, apparently there are some new students, and one of them is apparently really important or something." She replied.

"OhboyIwonderwhoitisitcouldbesomesuperrichpersonorevensomesirensfromanotherworldIwonderiftheylikepartiesorwhatflavourcakeistheirfavouriteooohhhhhtheycouldmaybehavecomefr-" The Pinkie rant was cut short as Applejack put her hand over the pink humans mouth silencing her.

"Now I reckon you can ask all that when they come on out." Said Applejack, sighing in defeat however as Pinkie opened her mouth to speak once again.

She didn't get the chance however as the gymnasium soon fell to silence, drawing the girl's attention to the stage. Standing before a microphone was Principal Celestia, wating for the last sounds of chatter to die down. After a good few minutes she leaned slightly closer to speak into the microphone.

"Now while I'm sure you have many questions as to why you are all gathered here today on such short notice. Well it is with great pleasure to welcome four new students to our beloved community." She said, with whispering soon taking hold once again.

"Who are they-"

"I wonder if its-"

"Why would anyone join this late into the year-"

It all died back down again eventually however, allowing Celestia to continue.

"As for the first three, we have Adiago, Aria, and Sonata, all being sisters. Let's please give them a warm welcome." She continued, and began clapping her hands prompting the rest of the school to follow suit as the trio walked on, revealing their appearances.

The one at the front, presumably Adiago if they were going in order, was wearing a simple dark purple dress and shirt, with golden hair poofy enough to rival Pinkie. The next one was Aria who had pink jeans, with a white t-shirt and blue jacket, with her dark purple hair splitting into pigtails. Finally was Sonata, who was wearing a dark purple shirt with the sleeves rolled up to her elbows, while also wearing a bright pink skirt, with her hair being cyan, with blue highlights tighed back in a ponytail.

Each one bowed as they reached the centre, the clapping slowly dying down as everyone took stock of the new arrivals.

"And finally, a returning student, and the most talented one we have ever had by far." Twilight frowned a bit at that, worried that she may lose her precious award, before it vanished entirely. I mean, nobody could realistically catch up on a years work enough to get an award. Right?

"Ladies and gentleman I present to you Anonymous!"

"..."

There was absolute silence throughout the crowd as a young man walked out to the centre. He wore simple black jeans and green hoodie with a question mark on the back. He had dark brown raggly hair, and dark green eyes as well. Walking up, instead of taking a position beside the trio he walked past them towards Celestia, a slight smile on his face. Twiligth and the Dazzlings looked at him in shock as Celestia stepped away from the microphone, gesturing for him to take a spot.

Nodding towards her he stood there staring out at the crowd before leaning forward and speaking...

"Miss me assholes?"

The room erupted into chaos...

[Perspective Change]

Sonata Dusk stared at the human named Anonymous standing before the microphone, along with her sisters, in shock at his words. But instead of the room erupting into anger or rage at such an insult, it was... Joy? She tilted her head in confusion looking out to the crowd to see that they were indeed cheering in celebration, asking too many questions to keep track of, with even some whistling going on.

She did notice that there was however one human at the front who looked absolutely terrified, staring at Anonymous in sheer horror. Frowning she looked back at him to find him grinning slightly. Shrugging, she passed it off that he was some important figure here, but that wouldn't change any of their plans anyway. Looking back she did see one purple human looking very confused, looking at the two beside her in mild shock adn curiousity.

[Another Perspective Change]

Twiligth blinked. Then blinked again. He had just insulted the entire school and they were for some reason congratulating him on his work. Stroking her chin in thought, she looked up at Rainbow Dash and Applejack to find that they were both standing up as well as almost everyone in the gymnasium. Rainbow had a surprising look of pure awe as she cheered along with everyone else. Applejack had one of pure joy and happiness at his uncouth speech.

Thankfully after a while the cheering died down, to reveal that Anonymous was playing on his phone. Of course she seemed the only one bothered by this, as everyone was apparently on the edge of their seats in anticipation.

A light cough caught his attention though as he looked to Principal Celestia with a raised eyebrow. Celestia simply sighed and pointed to the energetic crowd.

"Oh." He simply said looking disappointed as he put away his phone. "Uhhhh... school's finished. Goodbye, you can all go home." He continued before putting his phone in his pocket and walking back towards the way he came.

The cheering suddenly increased tenfold as Celestia shrugged and also walked away. The students all then got up flooding towards the door in a mess until it was only her and Sunset left in there. Twilight blinked twice looking around to find only Sunset in the gymansium with her. Something was wrong with Sunset though, looking at her she was shaking slightly with her head in her hands a panicked look on her face. Concerned Twilight quickly got up and walked over patting Sunset on the back.

This caused Sunset to jump in fright, falling backwards in her chair. "Ugh, god damn it." She groaned. Twilight of course immiediately went to her friends aid helping her sit back up, stammering out apologies, all of which seemed to go completely unnoticed by Sunset who was now pacing along the floor, fear still etched across her face.

Frowning at her friend, the apologies stopped coming as she waved a hand in front of Sunset's face, bringing her back to reality. Shaking her head slightly she finally replied, "Sorry Twilight, I just got some bad memories of him."

Twilight's frown deepened as she was both worried for her latest friend, and getting slowly madder at the apparent messiah of the entire student body. "What did he do to you." She said placing a hand on her shoulder.

Sunset sighed and sat back down onto a chair, gesturing for Twilight to do the same. "It's a long story, so we'll have to start on when he actually came to CHS..."

Author's Note

Oh great, backstory and all that. This is probably never gonna be finished is it.

Initiate Flashback!

Sunset strutted through the halls of CHS, her ever loyal followers Snips and Snails following behind. As she walked she noticed every student backing away from her as she passed. Humming in content she reviewed how she had gotten here. She had first been betrayed by her teacher, the oh so glorious and noble Celestia, then she had escaped to this world quickly establishing her superiority within a couple of weeks. It was pitifully easy with everyone attending having no spine with how easily it came. The only ones who didn't fear her were the new students, but they soon fell into the fold. Like Snips and Snails.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY CLOSED!!!" A voice screamed from up ahead, shaking her out of her daydreaming. Frowning she quickened her pace, determined to find the voice to find out what was wrong.

Rounding the corner she came across an interesting scene. One of her goonies, identified by the black jacket he wore, was cowering in fear as a young man looked at him in both disbelief and rage. This man wore simple black jeans with a green hoodie with a question mark on the back. Choosing to observe she hanged back watching from the corner.

Appearing to calm down, the yelling figure gave out a frustrated sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"So you're telling me that Poison Jokes have closed down?" He asked looking at her goonie.

"Y-Yes." Came the shakey response.

For a while the man simply stared at him, his breathing quickening with each second until finally he let it all out in a raging fury.

"GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!" He screamed, causing everyone to look at him in shock at his vulgar language. "THE ONE SHOP I ACTUALLY LIKED AND CAME HERE FOR ISN'T FUCKING OPEN ANYMORE." He finished slamming his fist into the nearby locker, putting a noticeable dent in it.

Now crying in fear, her goonie quickly sprinted away completely ignoring Sunset. Frowning she watched her goonie sprint into the bathroom, his crying being very audible. Sighing she walked up to the raging monster, that was now quietly banging his head against the wall, cursing everytime. While he was pretty good looking she couldn't let him just make her pawns cry like that. She had a reputation to uphold afterall. Walking up to him she tapped him on the shoulder, bringing him out of his stupor and making him look at her.

"The fuck do you want." He said simply looking at her annoyingly.

She simply scoffed, deciding to forgive him for his little transgression, she continued on with her objective, "You made one of my guys cry, so I'll give you this one chance to ask for forgiveness. You're new here aren't you, seeing as you don't know who I am." She said, noting his still annoyed expression.

"Bitch, do I look like I know you." He replied rolling his eyes.

Bitch. He had just insulted her. That little piece of shit.

Now fuming she stepped closer poking him in the chest, "Don't call me that again." She growled, hoping to spread fear into him.

"Ohhhhhh, so you can't take an insult bitchface." He mocked rolling his eyes even harder this time.

By now everyone in the hall had stopped to observe the obviously incoming fight that was going to happen between Sunset and the new kid. Sunset smirked slightly. They would not be disappointed. Bringing her fist up she thrust it towards the insulter's face. Suddenly his hand shot up, grabbing her arm.

Leaning forward slightly, he had a manic grin on his face, "Hitler was a vegetarian." He stated.

Confused Sunset tilted her head slightly, opening her mouth to question it before she was lifted off her feet, as he swung her into the opposite wall smashing her against it. Gasping for air, she got to her knees, blood dripping down her cheek. She gulped as she saw him walking towards her, the grin gone, and instead replaced by a bored look. Before she could get up to her feet however, he had closed the gap, grabbing her by the throat and throwing her at impossible speeds down the hall.

Sliding across the floor she gasped in fear and pain as the ground disappeared beneath her instead being repalced by the stairs. Hitting each one she then rammed into the opposite wall causing it to crack slightly. Coughing she opened her eyes to find a small pool of blood in front of her. Her arms and legs were heavy. As if they were tied to a bag of rocks. The monster that did this could be seen walking down the stairs towards her. Picking her up by her hair he dragged her down the next set of stairs roughly. Coughing she looked down at her shirt, which was now covered in blood, not having the energy to look up anymore.

"You know, I hate people like you. Always thinking you're the top of the world." He said suddenly. Lifting her head with every last ounce of strength, she found his face no longer bearing the crazy grin she saw before but instead a look of complete tranquility and peace.

"What sort of maniac are you." She whispered quietly, head drooping back down.

He chuckled darkly as he reached the school entrance, opening them up before walking out, stopping before the stairs. With a careless demeanour, he released her hair, causing her to drop to the ground with a groan of pain. Kneeling down he looked her in the eyes, a dangerous gleam in his own.

"If all the sheep in New Zealand revolted against the population." He said, a contemplative look on his face. "It would mean that each human would have to fight on average five sheep." Nodding in satisfaction as he stood back up.

While she would have tilted her head in confusion once again, unfortunately there was the simple fact that she couldn't move.

"But you are right." He continued unexpectedly, "I am quite crazy." And with that he gave her a final kick, sending her down the stairs, leaving stains of blood on each step. As she reached the bottom, facing the Wondercolt statue, and the portal to Equestria. Slowly but surely tears began to stream down her face, her will completely shattered.

She lay there for quite a while, contemplating her choices in life as one would when their life was possibly on the line. Once she thought about it, she had actually brought this on herself. Underistimating the natives was her first mistake, and her aggresive policy of taking over being another.

Oh dear, she was getting silly, losing a lot of blood does that to you. These natives were obviously still extremely weak, and just one human couldn't be a problem. Right? Regardless this was a dangerous individual and would have to be handled accordingly.

She lay there for the rest of the day, blacking out at one point before waking in a hospital bed. Everything was strange now, the memory slowly fading away...

Author's Note

Random Bullshit GO!!!!!!

Back to the Future!!! (Or maybe present from your point of view.)

Fuck it was good to be back. Sure the students here were annoying, stupid, weak-willed, and were always going on about friendship. But they were good people, unlike those prissy stuck up assholes from Crystal Prep. Anon smiled slightly to himself, as Rainbow Dash skipped after him, happily explaining all the events that had gone on in his absence. Apparently there was another world located inside the Wondercolt Statue filled with magical talking ponies. That would explain the apparent rainbow death beam they could summon. It was even more interesting to hear about Sunset Shimmer's reformation, considering that last he checked she was hellbent on taking over the world.

"What I don't understand is why she chose to take over a school first. I mean she had the magic crown, why didn't she put it on immediately after she came through. It makes no fucking sense." He interrupted Rainbow, causing her to wince slightly at his foul language.

"Well when you put it like that-" She tried to answer after a moment of thought before being cut off again.

"Seriously she is one of the worst villains I've ever heard of. I mean like, who the fuck waits until a magical princess from fucking ponyland comes after her, only to delay it and put it on after said princess gets a fuckign rainbow laser." Anon said, shaking is head in disbelief.

Rainbow Dash simply giggled as she realized how stupid it really was. "You know, you're pretty smart." She stated.

Anon simply stared for a while before laughing, causing a confused look to take Dash's face. "You call having common sense fucking smart? Damn I wonder what math is like for you." He said, clutching his chest as he continued to laugh.

Rainbow frowned at the laughing boy walking beside her, not sure whether he was insulting her intelligence or making a simple joke. Maybe both. Shrugging she simply continued walking beside him, not noticing the stares he was getting due to his mirth.

Man, these students really had somehow gotten stupider. It was like someone had made a movie and decided to make the villain a fucking moron.

"Excuse me Anonymous." A voice said behind him, causing him to turn around in teh direction of the voice, his laughter finally dying down. A small group of girls was standing behind him, each looking at him in wonder. One of them stepped up to him, clearly being the leader. She had bright yellow skin, and bright red hair with a bow tie in it. She wore a simple blue t-shirt and green skirt, with her eyes being a dark brown.

"Good evening, you may not remember me but I am-" She started before being cut off.

"Applebloom." He said, snapping his fingers in recognition, "I remember you now, you were one of the girls that started that muffin sale." He continued, mouth watering slightly at the memory of those delicous blueberry muffins.

The now identified Applebloom blushed fiercly at the fact he had remembered her. Nodding in confirmation, she continued to speak, "Yes that is me, now I hope you don't mind but we were thinking of setting up another bake sale and were wondering if you could help." She finished, taking a deep breath.

Anon frowned however, leaning down to her eye level, being much taller than her. "What happened to your accent." he questioned, eyes narrowing. "I remember very distinctly you had a southern accent. You were a farmer right."

Applebloom stuttered, trying to form coherent words, "Ah don't know what ya mean-" She began, slipping back into a farmer accent before catching herself. "I don't know what you mean, I've always talked like this." She said, clearly struggling to not say it.

"Oh really..." He trailed off staring her down, causing her to get even more flustered.

[Unexpected Perspective change!(Though not a big one)]

Rainbow watched from behind chuckling silently to herself at the young girl's plight, before frowning in thought. The blushing. The attempt to not sound like a farmer. And how clearly flustered she was. A huge grin formed, reaching from ear to ear as she pieced it together. Applebloom had the sweets on Anon. And from the looks the other girls in the group were giving him secretly, they all had the sweets for him.

And Anon was completely oblivious to it. She couldn't hold herself back anymore as she fell to the ground laughing while clutching her stomach. Everyone looked at her in confusion, as she lay there completely losing it. After a good ten minutes, the laughing subsided as she got up, smiling sheepishly at the Anon who was looking at her incredulously.

"The fuck was that about?" He asked raising an eyebrow.

She opened her mouth to respond, but couldn't as an earth shattering yell echoed down the halls.

"ANONYMOUS!!!" It yelled, rounding the corner to revealing the yeller to be Twilight.

"Well fuck." He said, as she stomped towards her...

[Another perspective change!]

Twilight was fuming. This human had hospitalized her friend, not shown any respect to anyone so far, insulted the entire school, and on top of that had also apparently made Sunset's life a living Tartaus at school. Sure Sunset had been terrible too, but he just overdid it. Regardless of his clear strength she would stand up to him.

Closing the gap quickly she came face to face with him, being almost the same height as him. She glared daggers at him as she stared into his dark green eyes, hoping to instill a sense of fear. This failed miserably however, as he simply stared back at her with a raised eyebrow.

"What's up princess rainbow laser, never thought we'd meet in person." He said, smiling at her.

Blinking in shock at his relaxed greeting, she quickly recomposed herself adn continued at her angry staring. "What did you just call me?" She questioned threateningly. Or at least that was the desired effect. Anon simply stared her down, a faint look of amusement in his eyes.

Amusement. He was enjoying this. Well he wouldn't be amused anymore. "You are a monster." She said in disgust, "You hospitalize one of my best friends, you insult everyone else, and you enjoyed every bit of it." She spat, happy that she had put him in his place. He didn't deserve anyone's friendship, it was a wonder anyone liked him.

Then he chuckled. He chuckled. Not a nervous chuckle she had expected, but a genuine joyful chuckle. "Hypocrite." He said, smiling.

Twilight scoffed at that. "How am I a hypocrite?" She said in disbelief. How stupid and desperate he must be to throw empty insults.

"If I remember correctly, you weren't always friends with Sunset. In fact you had quite a enemy-like relationships." He said pacing between the walls. "Unless the whole undermining, and humiliating each other was all fun and games." He finished, turning back to her.

"Well that was before I got to know her and-" She began,

"Blast her into oblivion with a rainbow death laser?" He interrupted, raising an eyebrow.

"Wha- It is not a rainbow death laser!" She said, getting slightly flustered now.

"In the words of Rainbow Dash herself." He said, pointing into the now quite large crowd, causing it to part, revealing the rainbow haired teenager, now stammering nervously at the sudden attention. Especially Twilights death glare.

"It is not a rainbow death laser!!" She yelled, rage filling her. "It is a beam of harmony that banishes evil." She affirmed, crossing her arms in victorious defiance.

"Sooooo, a rainbow death laser that targets bad guys." Anon said, tapping his finger on his chin.

*SLAP*

A loud slap could be heard, as Twilight's hand connected with Anon's face. That was it. He had mocked her and everything she stood for. Regardless, she had put him in his place. No one messed with her and her friends and got away with-

*SLAP*

An even louder slap could be heard as Anon's hand connected with her face sending her flying into the nearby locker, smashing her head against it. She slid down it, her head throbbing as she struggled to move her arms to stop her fall. Her vision was fading, as she watched everyone watching her in shock, Anon still in a slapping strike pose. Looking down he kneeled beside her, grabbing her by the chin forcefully, bringing her eyes to his.

"I have a rule." He said, lookign at her, his eyes a mix of murderous intent and pure rage. It shook her to the bone those eyes, so terrifying and terrible. "If you hit me, I hit you back twice as hard. I don't care if your a girl, a boy, or a fucking princess in your case. You are all equally slappable." With that he dropped her, walking away, alowing room for Sunset and Rainbow to rush to her side.

She didn't know how to react. But she knew one thing.

She had pissed off something very dangerous, and it was gonna bite her in the back again, sooner, or later...

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Sonata Dusk watched the human known as Anonymous as he spoke with a group of people. He was truly an interesting one, given his nonchalant attitude towards everything in general. She knew better though, having heard what he had done to the people who messed with him. She had even seen what he had done to the purple haired human. She had deserved it, but damn he had hit her hard.

"Oooooohhhhh, does Sonata have a crush on little ol' Anon over there." Came a familiar irritating voice. Groaning she turned to face it, revealing it to be her sister Aria Blaze.

"It's called doing surveillance on a potentially dangerous enemy." She replied, giving Aria an annoyed look. "You've heard what he's done, I mean, you saw what he did to the purple human."

Shrugging Aria continued, "Well I've been doing some surveillance of my own, and it turns out that most of the girls at this school like him-"

"The fuck you mean they like me?" A voice interrupted, prompting them to turn to said voice.

Standing there was Anonymous, looking at them in confusion and disbelief. Sonata gulped, fearing that he had heard her enemy talk. Aria showed no such concerns however, other then some mild shock at his cutting in.

"You mean you don't know? I would think it would have been pretty obvious." She said, raising an eyebrow.

Frowning Anon leaned toward Aria, as if trying to discern whether or not she was telling the truth. He opened his mouth to speak but couldn't as the class bell rang, causing him to straighten again. Still frowning he walked away still staring at Aria. After a few steps of staring he shrugged and looked forward heading to class.

"Well that was kinda strange." Aria said, looking in the direction of which Anon had disappeared into the crowd. "I better get to my class, still gotta blend in for now." With a wave she departed, leaving Sonata staring off into the distance in thought. He was an interesting character that was for sure. Quickly grabbing her books she hurried off to her next class...

[Time Skip!!]

Sonata stood beside her partner at their table, a chemistry set in front of them. Her partner, Flash Sentry was glaring daggers at the pair across from them, that being Anonymous and Applejack. She would be too if someone had just gone and slapped someone she cared about into a hospital. But she didn't particularly care about the purple human, so she simply decided to watch as Flash glared at Anonymous, the latter of which was simply pretending he didn't exist.

"Anyway class, today we will be working with very dangerous chemicals, so everyone please make sure to be very careful and work together." The teacher at teh front said as he finished lecturing them on the elements or something like that.

After a while she and Flash had almost finished with there experiment, when Anonymous and Applejack began to talk.

"Ya know, I don't really like ya that much." Applejack said, frowning slightly at her partner.

Anonymous simply scoffed before replying, "Oh no, whatever shall I do now. My life has been ruined." He said sarcastically.

"See now it's that attitude that made Twilight hit you." She continued as if she were a mother scolding a child.

"Whatever." Anonymous said, not caring.

Huffing in annoyance Applejack turned to face her partner fully, bringing no reaction from him. "Ya know, I think ya should apologize to her. I mean ya did kinda antagonize her." She said, in what most would find threatening. Not Anonymous though.

"Not my fault she has the emotional capacity of a child. I mean like, fucking hell, all I did was repeat what Rainbow said." He said, measuring the liquid in a glass vial before beginning to heat it.

She noticed Flash visibly shaking in rage at what Anonymous was saying. Mentally sighing she turned back to the experiment. One wrong move and it would probably explode.

"Flash I need you to keep the gas steady." She said, grabbing his hand and showing him the ideal amount to apply.

"Honestly she acted like a fucking baby." Anonymous continued, much to Sonata's worry as Flash began to shake more.

"Now I would appreaciate it kindly if ya didn't speak about my friends that way." Applejack said in clearly restrained anger. "And ya did overeact a little bit, putting her in hospital and all."

"Eh, she deserved it." He said shrugging.

"THAT"S IT!" Flash yelled abandoning the work station, while stomping over to Anonymous.

Her eyes widened as he turned the gas up on accident while walking away in a rage. "Flash wai-" She began before an explosion cut her off throwing her against the wall...

[Perspective Change!]

An explosion rang out as Flash left his station, Sonata warning him too late as the work station was engulfed in flames, a small shockwave being sent out knocking her against the nearby wall. Flash stared in shock at the flaming table, said flames spreading rapidly.

"EVERYONE GET OUT NOW!! The science teacher yelled running to the door and slamming it open, directing the panicking students outside. Not one to complain for his own safety Anon followed, soon exiting into the hall.

The science room was now filling with black smoke as another table caught fire. The final student, Flash Sentry, ran out coughing like mad as he atempted to clear his lungs, as he closed the door behind him. Counting the students, the teacher visibly panicked as they were missing one more.

"Where is Sonata!" He called out, hoping to find her in the crowd.

Turnign to Flash, Anon saw a look of horror dawn on his face, prompting Anon to put two and two together. She was still in there.

"Fucking hell dude, you're fucking useless!" He yelled at the shocked Flash Sentry before opening the door and running in. He stopped for a while as smoke filled his lungs. Crouchign low and covering his mouth with a sleeve, he trudged through the thick smoke.

"Fucking assholes." He muttered to himself in annoyance, "Making me risk my life to fix their own fucking mistakes."

His eyes fell upon the limp for of Sonata Dusk. Or was it Husk? He never could remember people's names that well. Reaching her, he picked her up in his arms, which is quite hard to do when you can barely see or breathe. After a while of carrying her through the wall of blackness, he was close enough that it was safe for him to stand and run to the door. Bursting through it he dropped to his knees, laying the limp form of Sonata onto the floor, before falling back himself leaning against the wall, breathing in the sweet fresh hallway air, as students rushed to Sonata's side. Not his though, he didn't need that crap right now, and they knew it.

"Flash you're a fucking idiot." He said, head turning towards Flash Sentry. Flash could only bow his head in shame at how he had nearly killed another student.

Anon then breathed a sigh of relief as Sonata Musk's eyes fluttered opened, a signal that he hadn't risked his life for nothing. There was still the fact that she had burns all up her arms. A stinging sensation came to him as he scratched his arm, revealing that he too had been burnt.

"This was my favourite jersey." He muttered, turning back to Sentry, glaring daggers at him. "You have 5 minutes to run away Flash." He growled, causing Flash to jump and pale at Anon's stare. Nodding he sprinted down the hallway and around the corner. Anon would have pursued. But he just couldn't care less about him. He smiled slightly to himself as he closed his eyes in content.

He had saved a life today...

Author's Note

I honestly didn't know what to write for this chapter soooooo...

Near death experience go!!!

Interviews and some talking

Author's Note

Sorry this took so long, my computer broke and I went on a family holiday. Also this is a lazy chapter so don't expect much from it.

Interviews and some talking

[Generic News Reporter POV]

"We are here at Canterlot High School where a raging fire has just broken out in the science lab." The news reporter said to the camera, gesturing towards the torrent of smoke coming out of one of the windows in the large high school. "The school has succesfully evacuated however one student has recieved serious burns and is being transported to hospital as we speak."

The reporter then started walking, signalling the cameraman to follow. "We have also recieved news that it was in fact one of the students of CHS that pulled his classmate from the fire in an act of bravery. And here he is!" She finished, having reached the student in question, being dressed in a singed green hoodie. He seemed like a regular old student, but she knew that there was something special about him. There had to be if he had saved a fellow student from the fire.

"Hello." She greeted enthusiastically, causing him to turn around to face her. Having gotten his attention she continued, "Good evening, Holly Wood, Channel 6 Action News. If you don't mind I would like to ask a few questions about your recent escapade into fire." She said, holding the microphone up to him.

He simply stared at her for a moment, eyes flicking from the microphone to her, every now and then. Clearing his throat he leaned in slightly.

"I would kindly appreciate it if everyone who is watching this would leave me alone." He said.

The reporter simply stared and blinked for a second, not believing what she just heard.

"I'm sorry could you plea-" She began before getting cut off suddenly.

"Please leave me the fuck alone. I hate people so I would kindly appreciate it if they would not talk or interact with me." He said, smiling.

Shaking her head, she decided to ignore that part of the interview before continuing, "Anyway, could you tell us why you rushed into fire to save a fellow student?" She said, secretly hoping that it was going to be a good story.

"I saved her because SOMEONE DECIDED TO FUCKING BLOW UP THE SCIENCE LAB!!" He screamed turning his head towards a passing student with blue hair. Said student froze at this and slowly turned towards him.

"So this is the man that started the fire?" She asked, raising an eyebrow at the blue haired student.

"You can bet your fucking mum he did." He said, narrowing his eyes at the apparent starter of the fire.

"Now now, I can expl-" The student began before being cut off much in the same manner as her.

"There is nothing to fucking explain! You failed to comply with the basic rules of safety, and as a result, you blew up a part of the fucking school!" The other said, looking at him in a mixture of disgust, disappointment, and anger.

"Hey! You insulted Twilight and have insulted plenty of others before! I was just trying to defend them-"

"By setting fire to the school?" The green hoodie wearing student said.

"I didn't mean too!" Blue hair said, looking quite flustered and angry now.

"Of course you fucking didn't! Like, seriously, who the fuck sets fire to a school because their friends got insulted!?" He said in exasperation.

Blue hair froze at that, staring at green hoodie. "Well then why are you making such a big deal out of it." He countered, crossing his arms.

Green hoodie threw his arms in the the air in disbelief, "You fucking blew up the school, how many times do we have to go over this!" He yelled, causing blue hair to flinch slightly.

"I already said I was sorry though." He said, recovering slightly.

"Fucking hell why does everyone at this school act like a fucking baby. Saying sorry doesn't make the fire magically go away. Making friends and being nice to everyone isn't the answer to every fucking problem." He said, face palming while shaking his head.

"Well-I-I guess when you put it like that..." He began before trailing off, rubbing the back of his head sheepishly.

Whatever gods were out there though favoured blue hair, as another voice called out. "Hey Flash! Come over here I need your help!" And with that the newly revealed Flash sprinted off towards a group of girls.

"Alright interviews over, that argument was enough exposition of what happened, see ya." Green hoodie said, before walking off at a brisk pace, the reporter realizing too late that the hero of the day was gone.

[Adiago POV]

Adiago watched as the human known as Anonymous walked away from the reporter, a look of boredom on his face, from across the courtyard. It was amazing how he managed to stay in such a neutral, yet aggresive emotional state. What was more important however, was that he had saved her sister, quite heroic for a human. Perhaps they would spare him when they finally took over the school as a way of repayment. Her attention switched to Sonata, who lay unconscious on a stretcher as she was carried into the ambulance. She would be fine in the end, her siren biology making her heal quite rapidly, although that didn't mean they couldn't be hurt, as it took a while for the healing to kick in. The only reason she was unconscious was from the amount of smoke she inhaled and from when she hit the wall.

"He is quite the interesting human isn't he." A familiar voice said from her side, bringing her to turn towards it to reveal her other sister Aria Blaze.

Adiago simply nodded in agreement before turning back to watch Anonymous who was now heading down the street away from school.

"He acts quite unlike the others doesn't he." Adiago stated after a moment of silence, going over all the stories she had heard about him.

Aria however, simply tilted her head in slight confusion, "Really? Nobody ever talks to me about such things." She said, looking at adiago in search of an explanation.

Adiago however, rolled her eyes at her sister's obliviousness, "That's probably because you keep threatening people whenever they get near you." She said.

Aria looked at Adiago in mock shock, holding her hand to her chest indignantly, "Why that can't be it, I'm an amazing person. However, if they won't talk to me about these stories then surely I can rely on my dearest sister to tell me." She replied, making puppy eyes.

Adiago rolled her eyes so hard, that they started to ache form the hardness of the eye roll. Sighing she motioned for Aria to walk with her, much to her enjoyment. And so, walking along, Adiago began the story of Anonymous.

Fucking Kids.

[FLASHBACK! Applejack POV too cause why not.]

Applejack paced through the halls of Canterlot High, desperate to locate her target. Said target was he little sister known as Applebloom. She was supposed to have met her outside of school so they could take the bus together. That was an hour ago. Now Applejack had to find her before they missed the next bus. Turning a corner she spotted a lone figure leaning against the wall of the corridor, his green hoodie and naming him to be the now infamous Anonymous playing on his phone. His name had been spread throughout school, the story of how a mysterious new student had managed to hospitalize the biggest bully around. He was a man surrounded in mystery, nobody knowing where he came from, where he lives, or even his last name.

A thought suddenly came to Applejacks head. What if she talked to him? As far as she could tell he had no friends mainly due to his reputation. She personally didn't like him much, thinking he had taken it too far with the beating he gave Sunset. From what she had heard as well, he had dragged her through the halls, essentially parading her around like a prize. And because of that rumours had been circulating around him like the earth around the sun. It hadn't reached him directly as far she could tell, yet they were still there.

Sighing, she approached him, not noticing his eyes following her despite facing the phone in his hand, "Hey there fella, you wouldn't have happened to see mah sister around have you?" She asked, stopping at his side.

Sighing, Anonymous placed his phone in his pocket before turning to face the speaker, "I have no idea who you are." He said simply, shocking Applejack slightly. Of course, how could she have been so rude and not introduce herself.

"I'm mighty sorry friend, that was rude of me. Name's Applejack." She apologized, holding her hand out.

Eyeing her hand suspicously, he finally took it, shaking it lazily, "Anonymous, but you can just call me Anon." He said, a now bored look on his face.

Smiling in response while shaking it back, Applejack then remembered why she was talking to him, "So anyways, have you seen Applebloom by any chance?" She asked hopefully.

Anon simply shrugged, the bored expression never changing, "I don't even know what she looks like, but I'll keep an eye out for you." He said, retrieving his phone from his pocket and redirecting his attention back to it.

Sighing in relief that she had another helper, she opened her mouth to thank him before the sounds of running footsteps drawed both their attention. Rounding the corner was Rarity, one of her oldest friends at school, looking like she had run a mile with a back of rocks on her back. Skidding to a stop in front of the pair, she placed both hands on her knees as she panted from the exertion of her running. Gulping in some air she looked up at Applejack, fear and worry in her eyes.

"We know where she is." She panted out, causing Applejack's eyes to widen and Anon's eyebrow to raise.

"Where are they then?" She asked, sighing in relief once again.

"That's the thing...Their in the Everfree Forest!"

[Time Skip!]

"So you're telling me, that mah sister and her friends decided to go into the Everfree alone!?" Applejack said, pinching the bridge of her nose in frustration and anger. "There's a reason folks don't go into there!"

She and Anon were currently following the still worn Rarity to the forest, why he was coming along though was unkown to her. Apparently, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon had dared her sister and friends to stay in the Everfree Forest for a night. She could already imagine her hands around that stuck up brat's neck for telling her sister to do such a thing.

"If I may ask, what's so bad about this forest?" Anon said from behind them, causing both to look at him in confusion and shock at his lack of knowledge of the accursed forest.

"Darling, how do you not know about it? It's been in the news so many times you'd think the channel was a documentary about it." Rarity said in her familiar posh accent.

"Well excuuuse me princess, but in case you haven't noticed I ain't from around here." Anon shot back.

Holding her hand against her chest indignantly Rarity scoffed, "Well how rude. Wait a minute, I feel like I've seen you before..." She said, eyes narrowing as if trying to stare him into telling her. Her eye's suddenly widened in recognition and she quickly turned back to face where she was walking.

Leanign in close she began whispering to Applejack, "Isn't he the kid that hospitalized Sunset? Why would you bring him along?" She whispered urgently, causing Applejack to raise an eyebrow.

"You know I can hear you right?" Anon suddenly said from behind, eliciting a frightened eep from Rarity.

This caused Anon to chuckle slightly, "Now who's being rude, trying to talk about someone without them hearing. Emphasis on the trying part." He said before promptly going back to his bored look.

These words made Rarity blush heavily in embarrassment, saying nothing in response but quickening her pace, causing Applejack to smirk. They soon reached the edge of the forest to find a pacing Fluttershy, a concerned look on her face. Noticing the approaching party she waved in greeting, faltering when she spotted Anon however. She almost definitely recognized him, her face growing even more paler.

"So this is the infamous forest I've heard about." Anon commented, taking in the eery feeling of it. "Honestly expected more." He said in slight disappointment.

While this was shocking to both, they had another job to attend to. "Fluttershy! Where are the others?" Applejack asked, breaking into a light jog to reach her faster.

Gulping, she pointed into the forest causing a widening of everyone's eyes except for Anon. He was a very strange boy that one.

"Welp, might as well find the little shits quickly." Anon suddenly said before walking into the forest, everyone's eyes following him.

[Little Shits POV]

Applebloom shivered in fear as she continued to walk through the forest, her friends following close behind. They had been in this forest for only an hour and she was already regretting taking that stupid dare. She just wanted to go home and eat some of Granny Smith's famous apple pie. And what was worse was that it was beginning to get dark, further worsening their situation as if they didn't get out of the forest before it did, they would well and truly be lost. Well technically they already were, but if it got dark they would have no way of becoming unlost.

A snap of a branch from behind drew their attention, making them turn around in fear. Standing behind them was a wolf. But somehow infinitely more terrifying. For one it was made of what looked like wood and bark, with little twigs sprouting from it. It had two green glowing orbs for eyes that were staring at them hungrily. It's paws had razor sharp bark protruding from them that looked like they could slicea small child in half. Or in other words, them.

They didn't get a chance to scream and flee however as another snap came form behind them again. Glancing back they saw a teenage boy staring at the scene dumbfoundedly. He had a green hoodie with black pants, matching his green eyes and black hair.

"Da Fuck." He said.

His eyes fell on them, and he snapped his fingers in recognition. "You little shits are the sisters of those bigger shits aren't you?" He said, a look of wonder on his face at being able to recognize them.

"Oh yeah, you're sisters are that away." He said, pointing behind him into the forest.

Everyone's gaze drifted back to the giant wolf behind them when it began to growl. It was slowly approaching, a leafy tongue licking its wooden maw hungrily. It was time to run. Before they could however a sickening snap came from the boy's direction, once again bringing their gaze back there. Standing there was the boy, a medium sized branch in his hand that was most likely ripped from the now partially torn tree with a noticable spot ripped apart.

"Get the fuck out of here." He said simply falling into a combat stance, staring down the wolf.

The three girls could only stare in confusion and awe at their saviour. It was also at this point that two other wolves jumped out of the forest, growling at the boy, particularly at the branch he had broken off.

"I said get the fuck out of here!" He yelled, bringing the girls out of their freeze. "Just fucking run, I'll deal with team trees over here."

And so they sprinted, heading in the direction pointed, only Applebloom glancing back to see the two sides jumping at each other before being hidden by the foliage behind her.

"LET'S GOOOOOO"

[Fuck it, super short time skip]

Applebloom burst out of the treeline, falling over onto the green grass, a welcome sight compared to the terrible gloom of the forest. She was so tired, her legs feeling like they were on fire. Yet they had made it out, her and the others. Except for that boy.

"Applebloom!"

She was too exhausted to even bother noticing whoever said that. She just needed to sleep. Just for a minute...

[End story brief(Basically I'm too lazy to write a whole return part.)]

Applejack and Rarity returned to Fluttershy once being told that the kids had returned. Anon returned from the forest soon after, with his legs and arms bleeding profusely. He refused the offer to call emergency services, however soon collapsed unconcious, prompting the now reunited group to call them anyway. Anon remained in hospital for two weeks before being released. Now that there was a clear threat in the forest, the local mayor ordered it to be barred to the general public, and contacted the national government for assistance in finding out the truth about the forest. The government responded by not believing the bizzare request and not sending aid. No one still knows how Anon managed to defeat the wolves, and the Everfree Forest remains barred to this day.

Author's Note

God damn, I'm just making this shit up as I go along.

Stuck up little shits

[Anon POV]

Anon sighed as he shuffled to his next class through the immense crowd of people in the halls. Usually something interesting would have happened but noooooo, it just had to be another boring fucking day. Thankfully however he had managed to build a goodish reputation among the students. Apparently the fuckstick of a bitch he had wasted on his first day had been the big bully here. It was honestly pathetic that she was the big bully here. He didn't know if the students were soft as fuck or the bullies were soft as fuck. Probably a mix of both from what he had seen. Seriously, it's as if not a single person at this school had heard of cursing before, making it bloody hilarious looking at their expressions when he cursed.

"We can't just let them act like they're better than us!"

"Well what can we do! They are faster, stronger, and smarter! We're just babies compared to them!"

A shouting match ahead drew his attention, significantly brightening his mood. If there was shouting then there would be drama. And it was fucking hilarious watching drama. Increasing his speed he eventually made it to the edge of a figurative circle, made by either the spectators of the argument or the one's not wanting to get roped in that walked past. Entering the small crowd of people he spotted two girls by the lockers. The first one had fucking rainbow hair tied back into a ponytail. how the fuck did you get rainbow hair? It's like someone made Skittle's coloured hair dye. She was also wearing a very blue outfit with a skirt, an angered look on her face. The next was one he recognized, that being the prissy from the one time he had gone looking for one of the little shits, also having an angered look.

"Still, they we can't just let them mock us like that! There's a little something called dignity Rarity!" Skittle's said, glaring at her.

"Which is why we must mantain what little we have! If we retaliate it will only bring us pain! Why can't you see that." Prissy said in exasperation, throwing her hands up in the air.

Skittle's glare only grew as she growled slightly, causing Prissy to take a step back. "If you won't help me than I'll just look for someone else." She said, turning towards the crowd as she gazed around it.

Than the worst thing that could have happened, happened. Her stare down with the crowd ended on him. Now that is some bullshit right there. Why the fuck did it have to be him.

Attempting to retreat he was stopped by a solid wall of students behind him. God damn it.

"You!" She yelled rather loudly, pointing straight at him, causing him to sigh in defeat.

"What?" He replied, halting his futile attempts to escape.

"Do you want to defend Canterlot High's reputation!" She continued, still yelling.

"Listen here Skittle's, I literally have only been present at this school for like 5 days. So no thanks I'm good."

Skittle's stared at him in shock before her eyes narrowed at him much the same that she had done to Prissy, "You wouldn't be a spy would you?" She asked accusingly.

"Spy? This is fucking high school not bloody espionage. I think that whatever hair dye you used to make your hair that colour leaked into your brain. If you have one that is." Anon replied, looking at Skittles like she had grown another head.

A look of confusion came upon her face for a moment before her glaring increased tenfold. "You're so dead." She said threateningly, approaching.

"You wanna fucking bet." He said back glaring back.

Just as the tensions were about to boil over however, more yelling from further down the hallway drew both their stares, causing the crowd to depart before them to reveal a group of 3 teenage girls in a familiar dark purple uniform, each with their arms crossed infront of their chest, the signature look of superiority never leaving their face's

"Well, well, well, what do we have here. If it isn't darling Anon. Made some new friends I see." The lead one said, her familiar blue skin and purple hair identifying her immediately.

Anon immediately groaned, face palming in annoyance, "Hey Sunny. Crystal Prep finally gotten sick of your shit have they."

"Nope. Finally accepted that your just as terrible as the rest of these losers and decided to join them? Honestly I'm kinda surprised." She said, genuinely...well surprise, that he had come to Canterlot.

"Well I had to do something while I was in town. Honestly surprised that your still mocking the shit out these dudes. It's just kinda old and repititive now." He shot back.

"The only thing repititive is all your insults. It's either about someones intelligience or what they do. You need some new material mate." She said, occupying herself with picking at her nails.

Anon simply shrugged, an innocent look gracing his face, "Ain't my fault everyone here is dumber than a fucking 4 year old eating crayons."

"Hey!" Skittle's suddenly said resuming her glaring at Anon, "If anyone here is stupid it's you!" She retorted, an angry look on her face.

"Bruh, you literally just proved my point." Anon said back, a neutral expression coming onto his face once again, much to the confusion of Skittle's, "What you just said was a just an advanced 'No you'. Now that is just stupid, especially if you do it unironically."

Skittle's clearly became flushed by this, not knowing how to respond to someone who had just deflected her greatest insult she had ever said, "We-Well-" She attempted to search her tiny, tiny brain for a good comeback but was too flustered to do it.

Satisfied, Anon turned back to the trio of fucksticks in front of them, keen on getting this stupid shit over with, "Alright, what the fuck do you want." He demanded, donning a semi-serious look.

Sunny simply scoffed at this, flicking her hair out of her face, "Honestly Anon, did you kiss your mother with that mouth." She said, smiling smugly, her friends giggling at the insult.

"At least I have one."

Checkmate.

Sunny stopped smiling, her face turning red as she banished any form of poshness from her stature, as she glared at Anon with the wrath of a thousand suns. "What did you just say." She said in a low threatening tone, shocking the friends at her side, causing them to step back in fear.

Clearing his throat, he prepared to repeat it before Sunny suddenly shot forward, lining up a punch. Surprised by her sudden speed, he dodged to the side, allowing her to punch a bystander in the crowd. Said bystander immediately fell backwards holding her nose in pain as blood came out. This caused uproar among the group beside her, but failed to do anything about it as Sunny immediately continued her chase of Anon who was turning to face her.

Charging forward, she attempted to punch him again before being redirected into the nearby locker. Yelling in pain, she turned back to Anon only to see a fist landing in between her eyes, smashing her head against the same locker. Falling to the ground, she didn't move except for the rising and falling of her chest.

Turning to the other two he saw them rushing to pick their friend up while keeping an apprehensive eye on Anon. Turning around he started to walk away before a voice caught his attention.

"Wait!" It said, bringing his attention to the voice as he raised an eyebrow.

Standing behind him was the girl who got punched, one hand still holding her bleeding nose while another student stood by, watching over her. "The Great and Powerful Trixie would like to thank you." She said, a look of gratefullness on her face.

"And why would that be?" Anon asked, eyebrow still raised.

"You are the only one who has succesfully stood up to those bullies from Crystal Prep. Even the arrogant one called Rainbow Dash can't hope to hold her ground against them. As such, Trixie, and likely many others are grateful for your help, especially after I was punched." She explained, Anon making note of her interesting way of speaking in third person.

"Hey don't worry about it, just be sure to get some medical attention for that nose." He said before turning to once again walk away.

"Thank you." Trixie repeated once again before he wandered back into the swarm of students walking by, a smile gracing his face...

Author's Note

I got no idea what the fuck I'm doing

Back to the Future!!! (Again.)

[Aria POV]

"Damn, this dude has got a serious reputation." Aria remarked as Adiago finished telling the stories while they now walked down the halls. From what she could tell though they shouldn't be worried as long as they didn't anger him.

"Yep." Adiago agreed before stopping in her tracks as if remembering something.

Tilting her head in confusion she approached waving a hand in front of Adiago's face, "Hellooo. Anybody home?" She asked, trying to get her sisters attention.

Blinking, Adiago suddenly face palmed, "Damn it I forgot to do the homework for science." She groaned, bringing about a chuckle from Aria.

"Seriously? You do know we can just enchant the teachers. I think you're liking this planet a bit too much." Aria said, making Adiago narrow her eyes at her.

"That's cause I don't want to draw attention yet. In case you haven't sensed it there is an Equestrian in this school." Adiago reprimanded, making it Aria's turn to blink in shock.

"What? When were you going to tell me and Sonata about this?" Aria demanded, causing Adiago to roll her eyes.

"I thought it would have been obvious. Plus, there are Timberwolves in this world too remember?" Adiago pointed out, bringing about an annoyed groan from Aria.

"So now we got two things to worry about. Anonymous, and this Equestrian. Who is it anyway?" Aria inquired, eager to know who it was.

"I've narrowed it down to six girls. These six are the most likely because they were the ones that apparently used the Elements of Harmony. However from what I can sense it is only one of them." Adiago explained, Aria nodding along as she thought about.

"You talking about those six bastards? Yeah it's that bitch Twilight Sparkle." A voice suddenly spoke up from behind.

"Really? Thanks a lot." She said, nodding in thanks to the person behind her.

"Eh don't worry about it." Anonymous said, walking past them and back into the crowd of teenagers.

Turning back to Adiago, Aria tilted her head once again in confusion at her sisters wide eyes. "What?" She asked, trying the waving a hand in front of their face technique.

"You do realize that was Anonymous right." Adiago urgently whispered.

"Yeah come on Aria pay more attention." Anonymous said from behind Adiago, causing the Siren to yelp in shock before jumping to Aria's side, naturally falling into a combat stance.

"You do realize you're terrible at whispering you know." He said, raising an eyebrow at Adiago.

"Tell me, how much about that conversation did you hear?" Adiago asked, eyeing Anonymous up like he was a dangerous predator.

"Just the part about which one of the bitch six was the alien. Just thought I'd give you some help with that." He said before looking around in slight confusion. His eyes suddenly brightened up as he remembered something, "Ah yes, it's that way. did you know they changed the layout of the school? Can get very confusing sometimes." He explained before walking of in his new direction.

Aria burst out laughing as soon as Anonymous rounded the corner, bringing a scowl onto her sister's face. "What's so funny?!" She demanded, continuing to glare at Aria.

Still laughing Aria explained, "He snuck up on you and your reaction was priceless." She then began mimicking Adiago's shocked face and her combat stance.

Adiago's face grew red with embarassment, "Will you just shut up now." She pleaded as they began to gain the attention of the passerbys.

Wiping a tear from her eye, Aria began to calm down, much to the relief of the embarassed siren, "Okay fine so what are we going to do about this 'Twilight Sparkle'." She asked, returning to a sligtly serious demeanour.

"Well from what I remember she was actually knocked out cold by Anonymous just the other day and is now in hospital." She said in realization.

Aria's eyes widened in surprise, "Jeez this dude is basically doing all the work for us. You think we should ally with him? He could be very beneficial to us." Aria asked, realizing just how much Anonymous had helped them.

Adiago tapped her chin in thought before dismissing the idea with a wave, "He won't get a choice as we will have enchanted him by then."

Aria nodded, thinking it over in her head. In reality there was no way they could realistically fail in conquering this school. After all they were interdimensional creatures that had access to a ridiculous amount of magic.

What could go wrong?

[Time skip and POV change cause I'm lazy.]

Sonata stretched a bit as they stood outside the cafeteria, preparing her singing voice. She had gotten out of hospital yesterday thanks to her remarkably fast healing that was a part of her siren biology. And while this had indeed caused some problems with the doctors losing their minds some quick enchantments halted them. They had all agreed to enchant the school when they were all together, hence going to the cafeteria at lunch time. Taking a deep breath she turned to her sisters, nodding to signify she was ready.

After recieving similar nods they all walked towards the cafeteria doors, pushing them open. All this happened in sync, bringing the attention of every student present. Gazing over the crowd a bit she noticed that Celestia and Luna were present as well for whatever reason, just making their job even easier.

And so, with a devious smile, they all began to sing.

[One musical later]

Sonata grinned happily as everyone in the room had fallen into an angry riot, with hundreds of arguments taking place. This entire operation had been a smashing success with the familiar green vapor trails that appear whenever there was hate energy present. They were of course the only ones who could see it so the humans went on angrily arguing. The vapor trails were also slowly being sucked up into their necklaces, the red gems glowing with power the more that they absorbed.

The door suddenly opened behind them, bringing the all three of the siren's attention. Stepping in was the human Anonymous, noticeable bags under his eyes making it look like he had not sleeped for months. The sisters stared. Anonymous stared back. His gaze then fell on the mayhem happening behind them. his eyes flicked back to them. Not one of the sirens dared move. His eyes flicked back to the anarchy again. They switched back to them.

He promptly turned to the right, and headed toward the food trays. Each one of the sirens continued to stare at the door he had just arrived from, unsure of how to proceed. Adiago was the first to move turning around to face the human who was now sitting on a table, surrounded by students arguing while he ate. Walking up to him she stopped five feet away and began to sing, eager on enchanting him.

Eyes closed, she really began to sing like never before, seeming almost desperate. Sonata looked at Anonymous, opening her mouth before being stopped by Aria who was clearly trying not to laugh, soon spreading to Sonata herself as they both held their hands over their mouths in restraint. After about two minutes of singing Adiago opened her eyes, a smug smile on her face before turning to one of shock.

Anonymous was face down in his food snoring lightly as he slept. At this point the two sisters couldn't hold it back anymore and began to absolutely lose it as Adiago turned around to face them in anger and embarassment.

"You could have told me!" She yelled as the two sisters calmed down.

Still giggling slightly Aria explained, "And where would be the fun in that."

Huffing indignantly she turned back to face Anonymous, who was somehow still sleeping despite the cacophony of noises surrounding him. Pointing at a nearby student, she ordered him over, stopping him form arguing immediately.

"Wake him up." She commanded, which the blue haired student did, walking over to place a hand on the sleeping Anonymous' shoulder.

A hand shot up, gripping the student's hand while stopping it in it's path. Slowly raising his head, Anonymous glared daggers at the student, causing him to gulp and attempted to futiley step back only to be stopped by Anonymous' iron grip. Anonymous stared at Adiago, causing her to shiver at the hatred in the glare.

"You listen here and listen well." He said in a low voice yet could be heard by everyone in the cafeteria, "I don't give a flying fuck about what you are up to, but you better leave me out of it if you know whats good for you. I am running on very low tolerance so just shut the fuck up." He growled before go of the student's hand to reveal a red mark where he had gripped it, and dropping back down into his food to sleep.

Sonata looked between Anonymous and Adiago, switching between the two every now and then. Adiago simply stared at Anonymous. Her face slowly contorted in anger. Soon she was full on snarling. Tapping Aria's shoulder to get her attention she pointed out Adiao's anger.

"This is going to be good." Sonata said, knowing full well how angry and ferocious Adiago could be in a fight.

Aria chuckled, albeit nervously. "Yeah we should probably defuse this." She said, making to move towards Adiago before being stopped by Sonata's hand on her chest.

"Oh come on. Can we just watch it for a little bit please?" Sonata pleaded, making puppy dog eyes.

Still gazing at Sonata and Anonymous nervously, she nodded, "Okay fine. But only for a little bit." Aria reluctantly agreed, much to the joy of Sonata.

Sonata tilted her head slightly in confusion at her sister's reluctance. Usually she was all for Adiago beating up some random guy. Looking back Adiago was approaching the sleeping figure, cracking her knuckles.

"No one talks to me like that." She growled as she reached his side and threw a punch at his immobile head.

A hand once again shot up, grabbing Adiago's fist and stopping it completely. Anonymous raised his head, in a slow and threatening way. Then Sonata saw it. The unbridled rage in his eyes at being disturbed. This was what Aria was nervous about, made even more evident by the look on her face.

"You just messed the fuck up." Anonymous growled lowly, before punching Adiago square in the face sending her flying into the crowd of onlookers.

Standing up, Anonymous looked around, eyeing up the crowd of people around him. He then rolled his shoulders a bit, cracking his knuckles in preparation.

"Showtime motherfuckers."

[POV switch cause I can't be bothered writing all of that fight.]

"I just don't know what to do anymore. They don't even want to be near me." Sunset explained to the group of girls surrounding her consisting of Rarity, Applejack, and Fluttershy.

"Well darling, I think you should start small. Start apologizing to a few people and work your way up. Soon word will spread that you're making amends and all will be well." Rarity concluded, placing a reassuring hand on her Sunset's shoulder.

"Honestly ah think you're overthinking this whole thing." Applejack said, "I'm sure that once people get to know you they'll be sure to forgive you!" She concluded, placing a hand on her other shoulder much like Rarity.

sunset smiled warmly, hope beginning to regain ground against despair, "Thanks girls. I don't knw what I would do withou-" She was cut off by the cafeteria doors in front of them bursting open, a dazed student flying out of them and into the wall opposite the door. The student however seemed completely unfazed by this and simply shook their head before standing up and sprinting back into the cafeteria.

It was then that the girls heard the noticeable sounds of fighting happening around the corner in the cafeteria. Casting worried glances at each other they all rushed into the cafeteria to find a scene of pure chaos. On a table in the centre of the cafeteria stood Anon being swarmed by literally everyone. This was not a concern for the madlad though as he continued to fend them off punching and kicking them away.

"Bring it on you motherfuckers!" He yelled as he delivered a right hook to Flash Sentry, knocking him out cold.

Sunst then noticed three students who weren't engaging in combat but rather looking on from the sidelines. The blue and purple one were looking on in awe and surprise while the yellow one stood in front of both looking so angry Sunset wouldn't be surprised if she caught fire. Her eyes then narrowed at the green vapor trails coming off the students attacking Anon, and making their way into the strange necklaces on the girls necks. Looking back she noted that her friends hadn't noticed the trails which meant only magical beings could see them.

Her eyes widened in realization as she turned her gaze back to the girls, gulping as they were all staring at her. As they stared she noticed that the sounds of fighting had stopped. Turning towards the massive mosh pit everyone was staring at her, including Anon who had picked up a student by the shirt and was preparing to punch him.

Gulping Sunset and the group of girls behind her slowly back away.

"Hi?"

"She can see the magic get her!!" The yellow one yelled, prompting the horde to give chase.

Screaming Sunset and her friends ran for their life...

[Fuck you another POV change]

Well that was interesting. He had just been fighting off an endless horde of students only for the yellow bitch to call it off to give chase to the yellow and red bitch. Honestly he was just too tired to even bother with questioning it as he dropped the kid he was holding by the shirt, only just remembering that he was there, to let him give chase. He was exhausted, and just so sick of everyone's shit right now. Now while he could have just stayed at home that would have led to questions. Too much questions.

Sighing he dropped down onto the body littered floor, careful to not step on anyone. After that he made his way back to where he had left his food at the beginning of the fight, eager to chow down on it. At least he had that to hope for. Every single fibre of his body failed to respond as he saw the tray he had placed down earlier on the floor, the assortment of food spilled out.

He gives out a sound akin to a whimper before falling into a seat and placing his head in his arms. He was just so fucking sick of this shit. Everything always ended up going badly somehow.

"...There is no way we should get him on out side, he just beat up most of our minions!"

"That is exactly why we should get him on our side you idiot! Have you seen how he fights!?"

"Yeah I agree. Seriously though he held off literally everyone!"

"...Fine, but let's get one thing straight. He will be on our side and not the Equestrian so you had better make sure he doesn't switch."

"Don't worry about it, I got this."

A slight tap on his shoulder awoke Anon from his small rest. And while he would have reprimanded them for awaking him he was just too exhausted to do so after the fight. Raising his head he turned to look at a blue girl in purple attire standing to his right, a kind smile on his face.

"Mind if I sit?" She asked, the smile never leaving her face.

Frowning he looked around to find every seat empty, apart from the ones that held unconcious students in them. He also saw yellow bitch and a purple lady behind him, yellow bitch still glaring at him despite there being a noticeable bruise on her face from where he had punched. Not a single regret.

"Okay I guess." He said, still unsure as to this girl's intentions.

Her smile grew greater as she nodded in thanks before sitting down beside him. "Sooooooo. What's you're name?" She asked, still smiling.

"Anonymous. But you can call me Anon." He replied simply turning to stare at the blank space in front of him.

"Anonymous, an interesting name. I'm Sonata Dusk." She said, holding a hand out to shake.

Nodding he took it, "Yeah I already knew. You're that lady I saved in the fire." He explained upon seeing the look of confusion on her face.

Blinking in shock, she turned to glare at her group, "This is the guy that saved me!? You could have told me that earlier!" She scolded, causing the other two to smile sheepishly in embarassment.

"Sorry must have slipped my mind." The bitch said with a sheepish chuckle.

"Man you actually got something in that noggen of yours? You should probably use it more often and tell when people want to be left the fuck alone." Anon said, smiling deviously as the bitch's sheepish demeanour was replaced by an enraged one.

"Listen here you little bra-" She began before being stopped by the purple one's ahnd covering her mouth.

"Sorry about her she can get quite...prideful." She explained, struggling to keep the bitch's mouth shut.

Shrugging Anon turned back to Sonata who did the same, "So what do you want." He asked.

Clearing her throat she explained, "Well seeing as how you saved me, and how my sister ruined your lunch, for which I am very sorry for I would like to take you out to get something to eat." She finished, returning to her lovely little smile.

Anon stroked his chin in thought. On one side he could get free food. On the other side this lady might be trying to manipulate him. He nodded in confirmation to his thoughts.

Turning to Sonata he gave the final edict, "Okay. I'll pick you up after school at the parking lot unless you have another idea."

Sonata blinked once. She blinked twice. "O-okay then, you can pick me up after school." She agreed, nodding as well.

"M'kay, see you then." Anon said before standing up and leaving, flipping off the bitch as he exited the doors.

[Fuck you another POV change: The Sequel]

"I swear I'm gonna kill that bastard." Adiago said, fists clenching.

Aria scoffed at that, "Look sis, I know you're pretty good at fighting and all that, but I'm pretty sure that's a fight you can't win." She said, causing Adiago to scowl angrily, "Besides." Aria continued, turning to give a mischevious grin to Sonata, "Now Sonata's going on a date with him."

Now it was Sonata's turn to scoff, "It is not a date, it is simply me thanking him for saving me and also an attempt to bring him to our side." She explained, doing little to lessen her sister's smile.

"Yeah you keep telling yourself that sis." She said as she soon turned around to the exit, "I'm off anyway, gonna see how our little army is dealing with that little magic user." She finished before disappearing into the corridor.

Adiago sighed as she too also began to walk back, "Yeah I'm sick of this cafeteria anyway." She grumbled before continuing out.

Sonata stood all alone, the unconcious bodies of students around her.

"I can only hope this goes well.

Author's Note

Holy shit this is over 3,000 words of utter bullshit. Also listen here Pete100 and Omni God. Anonymous is not more popular than Twilight, he's just a returning figure that just so happens to be beloved by the student body. There will be NO more flashback stories as I am sick of them and just want to move on. There may be some vague references to stuff he did in his first year there but they will be vague so just shut the fuck up about that shit.

Sincerely,
The Author

Burgers and Sunsets(Not the bitch kind)

[The bitch kind POV]

"So let me get this straight, everyone in the cafeteria was chasing you." Rainbow said in disbelief, raising an eyebrow.

"Look I know it sounds crazy, but they were under the influence of magic." Sunset explained, looking slightly disheveled.

Rainbow tapped her chin in thought, as they exited Canterlot High along with the horde of people around them, "I suppose that makes sense. But then why aren't they chasing you now?" She pointed out, gesturing to the students walking around them.

Sunset herself didn't understand why they did this either. She and the girls had managed to take refuge in the janitors closet and barred the door. After a while though they just kinda stopped chasing. "I think the magic on them wore off, considering that I can't see any now." She admitted, looking around cautiously.

"Also did you hit them, cause they look pretty beat up." She asked, noticing the myriad of bruises and sometimes bleeding noses covering the students faces. And from the look of it they didn't remember a single bit of what happened considering their confused looks as the gingerly touched their wounds

"Oh no we didn't even try to fight them. If I had to guess Anon would have done that." Sunset said, bringing Rainbow to tilt her head in confusion as they slowly approached the bus.

"Anon was there?" She inquired.

"Yeah he was in there. You should have seen him, he was holding his own against every one of them." Sunset explained, shivering slightly as she remembered when he had attacked her, "It was both impressive and terrifying. At least we can definitely confirm that he is not on those girl's side." She said, turning to Rainbow.

Only to find empty space. Confused she looked around to find Rainbow Dash standing a couple feet away with a slack jaw. Following her stare she located the object of her stare. It was a sleek, black superbike, like the ones you saw on TV that could go super fast.

Rolling her eyes, she walked up to Rainbows side and waved her hand in front of Rainbow's eyes to awake her from her awe, "Rainbow? Earth to Rainbow?" She asked, finally getting her attention.

Rainbow turned to face Sunset with starry eyes, "This is so cool, that's a superbike!" She squealed in a strangely girlish way which was unusual, "This is so epic!! I never thought I would see one in person!" She continued her rant, as Sunset could only blink.

Sunset opened her mouth to speak when she saw it. Anonymous. And he was walking toward the bike, "No way." She couldn't help but say out loud, bringing Rainbow's attention back to the bike. Her jaw somehow dropped farther than it had been before

"No fucking way."

Sunset turned to look at Rainbow with wide eyes. She had just cursed. She never cursed. She opened her mouth to reprimand her when she saw one the three girls in the cafeteria exit the school and begin to approach Anon. This was bad. Deciding to act first she quickly walked in between them, facing the blue girl. She stopped, looking her up and down as if trying to remember who she was.

After a while she shrugged and began to walk around only for Sunset to continue to block her path. Stepping toward the girl, she glared at her in a hopefully threatening way. "What are your intentions here." She demanded, attempting to make herself look bigger.

The girl simply raised an eyebrow, "Excuse me?" She asked, crossing her own arms.

Stepping forward, Sunset glared into the girls eyes, "You're the reason that the basically the entire student body chased after me and my friends, AND, you also sent them against Anon." She growled angrily.

The girl simply rolled her eyes, "That was not me but my sisters." She explained, unfortunately not good enough for Sunset.

"That doesn't change the fact that me and my friends had the entire school chasing after us!" She said louder than she intended.

The girl opened her mouth to reply, when her gaze flicked over Sunset's shoulder. Following her gaze, Sunset turned to find Anon standing behind her, an eyebrow raised. His gaze then switched to Sonata, recognition shining in his green eyes, "What the hell is going on here?" He asked, turning back to look at Sunset.

Gulping she quickly turned to face him fully, beginning to slowly back away only to walk straight into the girl, "W-well, I was just...You see I...I was just asking her intentions considering that she can use magic." She stammered out, her breath quickening as she began to panic.

Anon simply shrugged, "Alright I can see why you would want to do that." He said, before looking at the girl behind her, "Anyways you ready to go now?" He asked, garnering a nod form the girl.

This stumped Sunset. He had just been attacked by them and he was going somewhere with one of them? Nothing made any sense. She opened her mouth to speak before a rainbow blur shot in fornt of her landing straight in front of Anon. Anon was clearly surprised as well if the single blink he did was any indication.

"How did you afford that bike." Rainbow demanded, the stars still present in her eyes.

Anon simply stared for a while before shrugging, "I just so happen to have a job that pays well." He explained.

"Really? What job is that!" Rainbow said, continued her interrogation.

"I'm just a messenger." He replied, holding up a hand to halt the next question, "Now I'm sure you have many questions, but I am afraid to say I am fucking starving right now so if you'll excuse me I'll be going." He finished walking back towards his bike. He looked over his shoulder at the girl, "You coming or not." He said, causing the girl to follow after him.

They soon made it to the bike, Anon hopping on while putting on a black helmet with the visor down, hiding his face. As the girl approached closer, he grabbed a plain white helmet with no visor from his bag, throwing it to the girl before placing the bag back on his back. She soon arrived, hopping on the back of the bike and holding onto Anon's shoulders. The bike revved up before driving onto the road, deftly avoiding the traffic.

"What the hell just happened."

[Sonata POV]

Sonata held onto Anonymous' shoulders, keen to not fall off the bike. She and her sisters had been on this planet for a while yet none had ever been on a bike. And it was very fun. The feeling of the wind blowing in her face as they drove around the cars, fast approaching their location. Anonymous also appeared to be a great driver, not even coming close to crashing yet still going at impressive speeds.

"So where are we going again?" She shouted over the cacophony of sounds around them.

His head lifted slightly, siganlling that he had heard her, before pointing to a large building, a neon burger sign standing on a large pole. Sure enough they soon turned into the car park, the bike's engine falling silent as they both dismounted. Anonymous took off his helmet, placing it on the handle, gesturing for Sonata to do the same. After this had been done they both entered through the double doors, the familiar sound of chatter assaulting her ears. Silently Anonymous walked to the counter, Sonata still following close behind.

"Can I have two hamburger combos please." He said, the cashier smiling as she nodded. The cashier than focused her gaze on Sonata, flicking back to Anonymous as a sly smile came on her face.

"Well well well, has Anon got a date." She said, the sly smile never leaving her face.

Anonymous simply rolled his eyes, "Just cause I'm hanging out with a girl doesn't mean it's a date." He said, bringing an evil cackle form the cashier.

"And what about you dearie?" She asked, turning to face Sonata, "Would you want to date good ol' Anon here." She pressed, bringing a blush to Sonata's face.

"W-what no, I'm just here to apologize for my sister's actions." She desperately explained, doing nothing to alleviate the cackling coming from the cashier.

"Don't worry about it honey, this loner here has never been on an actual date, so you should be able to trick him into something pretty easily." She said, winking in her direction, causing another eye roll from Anonymous.

"Yeah yeah, can you just process our order now." He said, dismissing her antics.

"Ugh fine, guess I actually have to do my job." She groaned, pressing a few buttons on the register before breaking into a grin, "Anyway your order should be ready in about five minutes." She said, waving as the both of them walked away to sit down.

They eventually sat down in a cubicle, the leather seats being extremely comfortable. They sat there in silence for what seemed like hours before Sonata decided to speak up, "So what exactly do you do in your messenger job?" She inquired.

"It's exactly what it sounds like. I deliver messages and get paid." He replied simply.

"Really? So why do you get paid so much?" Sonata asked. From her experiences with income messengers definitely didn't get paid enough to be able to afford a super bike.

"Well you see, I'm in the more...dangerous line of messaging." He explained, only increasing Sonata's confusion more.

"What do you mean?"

"Have you ever heard of 'Don't shoot the messenger'?" He asked, continuing as Sonata nodded, "Well most of the people I deliver messages to often ignore that. As a bonus I get paid extra."

Sonata looked at him in slight worry, "So you are always in danger while on the job?" She asked, unsure of how exactly to respond. She had expected him to just be working for some rich guy in a mansion. The truth was slightly disturbing.

"Yeah but you learn to live with it. Anyway now that your interrogation is over." He clasped his hands on the table leaning over it, "Now it's time for my one." He finished.

"How the fuck did you mind control the entire school." He asked, causing Sonata to gulp.

"Well you see, we specialize in...magic." She answered, waiting for the inevitable disbelief that usually came when they talked of their magic, "Also I am very sorry for that, my sister's can be very brash." She apologized quickly, almost forgetting why she had taken him out to eat.

Anonymous simply sat in thought for a moment before nodding, "Okay I can see that. And apology accepted." He stated, now making Sonata stare in disbelief.

"You believe in magic?" She inquired, eager to find out if he was pulling her leg.

Anonymous scoffed, "Fucking hell you ain't ever been around here have you. People are fucking shooting lasers left and right." He said, throwing his hands into the air in exasperation.

"Order for the lovebirds." The same girl from before suddenly said, peeking around the corner of their cubicle.

She yelped in surprise, retreating a bit before gingerly taking the bag with their food in it. "Thank you." She said, quickly recovering from the shock.

The cashier smiled devilishly, "So you two are lovebirds." She cackled, shooting a smug grin at Anon.

Anon groaned dejectedly, face palming. Sonata simply blushed, unable to think of how they looked like a couple here. Her blush did nothing to relieve the smile from the cashier's face, only making it grow in strength as she cackled, happily walking away. Sonata looked at Anon who now had his face straight down on the table, hidden by the protective shield of his arms. Then the strangest thought came to her. Would she ever have a relationship? She and her sisters had only recently broken free from their prison in Limbo and she had never given it thought.

Could she have a relationship?

She snapped out of her thoughts when Anon brought his head back up, "Well let's get out of here." He said, standing up to leave.

"Wait where are we going?" She asked, quickly standing up to follow, grabbing the food as she did so.

Anon smiled, "A personal favourite of mine." He said, refusing to explain further.

Confused she followed him out to the bike, putting on her helmet before mounting the bike. Placing the food in between her and Anon they drove out onto the road, continuing for quite a while. Checking her watch she saw that it was getting late and the sun was nearly going to set. After what seemed like hours but was a mere ten minutes they stopped at a park, the sound of tweeting birds being very faint, but noticeable in the trees placed around the flat expanse of grass. Or mostly flat as a noticeable hill was situated in the middle of the park, a large tree placed not in the centre of it, but to the right a bit. Dismounting, Anon grabbed the food, motioning for Sonata to follow.

The began to trek toward the hill, Anon always maintaining his silent lead as they began to climb the hill. After a silent filled walk the crested the hill, causing Sonata to gape. The sun was setting, an orange glow being cast over the land. Anon sat down on the grassy slope, beginning to dig into the bag of food. Stunned, Sonata simply stared at the view for what seemed like years before walking to where Anon was sitting, sitting slightly in front of him, Grabbing her burger and chips on the way. Sitting down she smiled, the wind gently caressing her face, and causing her ponytail to wave behind.

"This is beautiful." She commented to Anon behind her.

"Yep...Beautiful." He replied sounding almost distracted, but being quickly dismissed by Sonata.

Smiling, she simply sat there, looking out over the landscape caked in orange. For now in this little place, nothing was wrong with the world. And she wouldn't change a thing about it.

[Aria POV]

"We're never gonna let her hear the end of this are we." Aria said to Adiago, a sly smile on her face.

Adiago chuckled, "Oh hell no."

Author's Note

Sometimes I amaze even myself with the amount of bullshit I can produce

I'm running out of ideas.

[Sunset POV]

Sunset stared suspiciously at Sonata as she dismounted form Anon's bike, a strangely happy smile on her face as she said goodbye to Anon. At least that's what Sunset thought she said, considering she was looking at them from her very sneaky position i the bush across from them on the other side of the front of the school. Regardless her eyes narrowed from her position in the bush. She honestly had only barely heard them in time to take cover in a bush to spy on them. She had been worried about Sonata's intentions ever since she had revealed that she was going out to lunch with Anon. She was also very lucky, considering that she was only here this late because of the need to do extra work afterschool. The teachers wouldn't even take the 'dog ate my homework' excuse.

After a brief chat Anon drove off on his bike, facial expressions still hidden behind that helmet. The only way she had known they were chatting was because of the brief pauses of Sonata's talking and Anon's hand gestures. Making sure Anon was out of sight Sunset emerged from the bush, quietly making her way to the nearest bus stop to make her quick escape.

[Confused Sonata POV]

Sonata watched in her confusion as the yellow human that could see magic sneakily(At least that was the desired walking type) moved down the street, her head turning to her left and right constantly, a decent amount of twigs, leaves, and sticks still sticking(Hehe) out of her red striped yellow hair. Or was it yellow striped red hair? You never could tell that much with striped hair. Regardless, this strange lady had just emerged form a nearby bush that she was obviously trying to hide in. It was also quite obvious that she didn't know that yellow and red normally aren't on bushes.

Shaking her head in disbelief she walked the opposite way down the street intent on heading to the van she and her sisters had been living in for the time being. Happily humming she spotted something strange, the van was currently reversing into the alleyway that it was usually parked in, a bored Aria in the drivers seat. The bored one was simply replaced by a shocked and slightly panicked one as she spotted Sonata, causing her to quicken her reverse. The van soon disappeared into the dark depths of the alley yet too late.

Frowning, Sonata followed after it, turning the corner to find a...sleeping Aria. Maybe she had just imagined it, after all no one could fall asleep that fast.. Yet she was still suspiscous of Aria. Walking up to the window she peered into the window searching for any sign of awakeness. Finding none she shrugged and walked away.

"Whew"

Sonata immediately hopped back to find a relieved Aria, the relief shattering upon contact with contact with Sonata's eyes being made by her own. Sonata opened her mouth to begin the interrogation only to be interrupted by the door to the van opening, revealing a slightly staggered Adiago.

"Oh man, what was with that sudden speed. You trying to kill m-" She stopped in her tracks upon spottign Sonata. "Uh, you know I think I left something in the van." She blurted out before literally jumping through the door, simultaneously shutting the door behind her.

Still frowning Sonata walked up to the door, opening it to find nothing but their usual stuff. Confsued she looked to her right, finding nothing but a sheepish Adiago. About to close the door she stopped, opening the door again, looking straight at Adiago, eyes narrowing accusingly.

"What did you do." She demanded. Her sisters were never this sercretive unless they had done anything she would dislike severly.

Adiago simply chuckled nervously in response, "Well we may have, spied on you." She admitted, causing Sonata to blink in shock.

"And why is that bad?" She inquired, still unsure as to the reasoning behind their secrecy. The nervousness in Adiago instantly disappeared, instead being replaced by a predatory grin.

"That isn't. In fact the situation me and Aria have found ourselves in is quite wonderful. Actually now that I think about it your situation really is bad." She said, the sound of a door closing bringing Sonata's attention to where she had left Aria who was now out of the van and staring at Sonata with the same predatory look and grin. Before she could react Sonata was pulled in by both arms by Adiago, the sound of a shutting door following soon after as Aria jumped in quickly.

Backed into a corner, Sonata narrowed her eyes, yet was still nervous, "What is it than." She demanded, only getting Aria and Adiago to share a devilish look.

Aria leaned in closer, looking Sonata deep in the eyes, "We saw you with Anonymous." She revealed.

Sonata's eyes shrunk to pinpricks. "No." She said, realizing what had just happened. They had clearly seen her and Anon when they were on that hill.

Adiago leaned in as well. "Yes." She reaffirmed.

"L-Look it isn't what it seems like." She pleaded to no avail.

"Oh really? Cause that sure did seem like a romantic evening you had there." Aria teased, causing Sonata to groan in frustration.

"I didn't even suggest going there he did!" She tried to explain, which seemed to be working.

"Wait, he brought you there?" Adiago said, seemingly slightly confused.

Sonata narrowed her eyes at her sisters suspicious behaviour suddenly, "Yeah, so what?" She asked, only to get shushed by Adiago.

Adiago's eyes suddenly lit up as she looked back to Sonata, a sly smile on her face, "Sonata I think a boy might be interested in you."

"..."

Sonata could only stare at Adiago in disbelief. Anon, interested in her? The idea was laughable. So why wasn't she laughing? The sisters caught onto this pondering and both looked at each other. They had won.

"Well, well, well." Aria said, moving to sit beside Sonata while draping an arm around Sonata's shoulder, "Look's like Sonata's got a bit of a crush on the bad boy." Aria said, clearly trying to hold in her laughter as Sonata began blushing.

"I do not! Plus, if what you said is even true than it is him interested in me. And the chances of that being true is very slim." She said, trying to force the blush down to no avail, "And if it is true, than we can use this to our advantage. By having the big guy on our side no one would be able to touch us."

Aria smile disappeared, instead replaced by a thoughtful frown before looking up at Adiago, "You know, she does have a point." Aria said, causing Adiago to nod in agreement.

"Yes she does." She admitted, "But it will have to be genuine. You need to lead him on." Adiago said, garnering a nervous nod from Sonata.

"Yeah, the thing is, I've never actually had someone come after me in a relationship before. Plus this could all just be some wild notion." She reasoned before sighing.

Adiago soon swooped to Sonata's vacant side, wrapping her arm around her shoulder as well, "Well don't worry. I have just the plan."

(evil laughing commences.)

Author's Note

Sorry if this story is going a bit downhill. The thing is, I know how I want the story to end, but I still need to actually have a reason for that ending, hence the sudden changes that may occure. Now while I could go back and reread the chapters to actually understand what is going on...

I'm just too lazy.

Also finally added cover art. (Don't be fooled, it's just something I found off the internet.)

Reddit is down so i wrote this steaming pile of garbage.

[Handsome Protagonist POV]

Anon groaned as he spotted a familiar purple princess walking towards him. Mind racing to find a way out of this situation, he tapped his chin as if he had forgotten something before placing an expertly made mask of realization before turning around in the other direction. He really did not have the energy to deal with her shit at the moment.

"Anon wait!" Said the wicked bitch of the west.

Stopping he stood there silently awaiting his fate. He couldn't just keep walking as she had called him out by name. "Fuck" He whispered quietly, right before princess bitchface came up to him, standing squarely in front of him.

"The fuck you want." He said bluntly.

This bluntness shocked purple greatly, yet unlike last time, she didn't reprimand him. Clearly forcing a smile on her face she replied, "Well, I wanted to apologize."

Now that shocked Anon. Yet he wouldn't let that show, less he show her that he actually cared. Of course he didn't, but if even appeared that way, she would probably get the idea in her head that they could be friends. Not knowing how to respond, and with a slightly worried Twilight in front of him he did the only thing he could do.

"Apology accepted." He said, before immediately turning back around eager to escape the purple pony turned human. This worked for a while before hurried steps could be heard behind him. Sighing he turned back around to face the speedwalking Twilight.

She stood firm, despite the hint of nervousness in her eyes. "I will not accept that!" She declared, causing Anon to stare at her dumbfounded.

"Dude, just accept my acceptance and move on." He replied, only garnering a simple shake of Twilight's head.

"No, the time I spent at the hospital allowed me to reflect on why exactly you had hit me." She began before getting cut off by Anon.

"Yeah, you hit me first." He explained, garnering another firm shake of the head.

"Yes I admit I was at fault for that. However, I also realized that as both an Element of Harmony and a Princess of Friendship I was in the wrong. I refused to see things from your point of view or attempt to understand why exactly you called it a 'rainbow death laser'. And in doing so I failed at being the understanding and caring princess I strive to be." She explained back, shocking Anon slightly. She than looked him in the eyes, the nervousness completely gone, instead replaced by confidence. "Anonymous. I am sorry." She finished, eyes studying him for a reaction.

He smiled. That was somehow the most kind, yet most cheesey thing he had ever heard. And frankly he was touched by just how sincere it was. His eyes suddenly widened in horror as Twilight smiled back. OH SHIT HE DIDN'T EVEN CALL HER PURPLE OR A BITCH, CODE RED! CODE RED! Acting quickly he did a backwards roll into the crowd, exiting Twilight's field of vision before standing into a low crouch and morphing back into the throng of students.

[Twilight POV]

She could only watch in confusion as Anon did backwards roll into the crowd before disappearing. It had all been going so well, he had even smiled when she finished. Shaking her head, she turned back around to head to her next class. Now that she had apologized to Anon absolutely nothing could go wrong!

[Anon POV]

Looking around for any sign of Twilight, Anon gave a sigh of relief as he could not see her anywhere. Turning around he stopped when he came face to face with the last person he needed to encounter right now.

Sonata

[Man those were some short POV changes, but fuck you it's happening again, this time with Sonata.]

Sonata simply stood there for a while, watching him in an attempt to gauge his reaction, which ended up being one of mild shock. This didn't last forever though as he smiled warmly before speaking, "Hey Sonata what's up?" He asked, causing Sonata to gulp and blush mildly.

She and her sisters had spent the the day trying to find out what exactly Anon wanted in a girl. The problem was no one really had any idea on what exactly he liked. According to one student he was the very manifestation of 'Chaotic Neutral', whatever that meant. So the grand plan her sisters had been attempting to formulate immediately caught fire, fell off a burning building, landed into a burning dumpster fire, before finally getting rammed by a submarine. Thus she decided to do the only thing she could do.

Wing it.

"So Anon I was wondering if you would like to..." She began before trailing off, the thought of getting rejected present in her mind. But that didn't matter. Afterall she had been rejected before. Something was different though. It was the thought of being rejected by him. Gulping once again she sent her subconcious to work, eager to find out what had caused this rogue thought. "Anyway so I was wondering if you would...like to go on a date with me." She whispered that last part, secretly hoping that he didn't hear it. She immediately ordered her subconcious into overdrive to find out the meaning of this shyness.

"What did you say?" He asked, leaning in slightly in an attempt to hear better.

Gulping for what felt like the billionth time, she repeated her words, trying to not whisper as she looked down at her feet, "I asked if..." She paused gathering her mental strength before continuing, "You would like to go on a date with me." She said, stroking her ponytail nervously, needing something to do with her fidgety hands.

A faint sound could be heard as Anon stood there silently, as well as the rest of the once moving crowd of people as they all watched in anticipation. Looking back up, she found Anon to be staring at her, a blank and emotionless face present. Tilting her head curiously, she brought one of her hands to his head. She than knocked on it three times.

"Hello? Anybody home?" She asked, drawing shocked faces from the crowd, as they all looked to Anon, preparing for the inevitable tongue lashing.

What they didn't expect was a smile, followed by a few suppressed laughs before halting entirely. Standing back up straight, he continued to smile. "Okay." He said.

Sonata could only stare in shock as Anon continued to smile, the faintest signs of a red tinge appearing on his face. The crowd suddenly lost their minds. Although it was more so the boys than the girls, most of which simply stood there, giving Sonata the stink eye, yet she paid them no mind. She gasped as she was suddenly lifted into the air by the crowd, each one cheering, and overall being excited about the fact that Anon had finally agreed to go on the day. Looking down she saw the boys each take turns congratulating Anon, whether by a hand, a high five, or even a fist bump.

Anon smiled sheepishly through the whole thing, apparently not being noticed by anybody except Sonata. Looking over the crowd with her new vantage point of being held in the air she spotted a group of girls that were clearly not excited, the yellow one with red and yellow hair looking especially horrified. She smiled and waved over at them.

Only the pink one waved back.

Author's Note

Behold, the story without a plot.

Seriously guys I'm running out of ideas quickly

[Sonata POV]

Sonata took a deep breath as she looked in the mirror. She was currently in the Canterlot High School bathrooms, steeling herself for the coming trial. She was so stupid. What the hell was she thinking! She just went up and asked him out without any plan! While improvising along the way was her usual style in this situation it was terrible! It was a miracle he had said yes in the first place.

"He said yes." She muttered to herself, a small blush creeping upon her face. "Why though?" She questioned. From what she could gather every female that had asked him out previously had been shut down hard. There was even a couple of rumours of some males asking him out before getting rejected as well. So there must have been a reason that he had accepted her offer.

"Well honestly it shocked me quite a lot too. Afterall, why you?" A snide voice sounded from one of the stalls, opening up to reveal a person occupying the space. She wore a pink top and skirt, long flowing blonde hair cascading down her shoulders, tan skin accompanying the look. The newcomer glared at Sonata, in what she could only guess to be spite, with her bright blue eyes. "I mean you're just some new girl that shot a bit above her paygrade. Not even that pretty." She finished, flicking her hair as she walked towards Sonata.

"Yeah, you tell her boss." Said a new voice, another stall opening up, revealing Generic Bully Girl Number 3.

"Seriously though, do you even apply makeup three times a day?" Said another, opening another stall to reveal Generic Bully Girl Number 3's long lost sister, Generic Bully Girl Number 6.

The three girls slowly approached, surrounding Sonata from all sides. "Well, you think you're good enough for Anonymous now, hmm?" Said the leader, standing slightly taller than Sonata, unfortunately giving her an ego boost. Sonata took a moment to size up her opponents, looking them all up and down. She smiled slightly to herself upon realizing that each one of them was the regular old bully that was all bark, no bite. She smiled even more to herself as she realized that she herself had just accidentally called them all bitches.

The leader was not amused by this display of happiness however as she scoffed, "What exactly are you smiling about, huh? You see something funny?" She demanded, making herself stand slightly taller, bringing even more amusement to Sonata at the enemy's attempt to make themselves intimidating.

This continued to infuriate the bully as she huffed indignantly, "I don't understand where this amusement is coming from, but consider this your warning. Remember that you are just some ugly little girl that decided to step where she shouldn't. Anonymous. Is. Mine." She finished, looking down her nose at Sonata.

All amusement disappeared, seemingly making the bully think she had intimidated Sonata. She had not. There was something strange bubbling inside her. A whirlwind of emotions in the pit of her stomach, working their way through the body, before finally reaching the brain. Anger. She was so goddamn angry at this woman. Taking a deep breath through her mouth she exhaled through the nose as she closed her eyes, making the room go deathly silent. There was not the sound of breathing. Not the sound of the outside. Nothing.

She opened her eyes again. The trio of idiots stared dumbly at the display before them, an impossible breeze fluttering their hair a little bit. They all took a step back in unison, not one of them able to speak. Sonata felt the magic coursing through her veins, the familiar feeling of it decreasing her anger slightly, like dunking a strawberry only partially into chocolate. Small orbs of magic formed at her hands as she stared down the three, the two Generic's having retreated to their leader's side.

"He is not yours."

[Da fuck just happened? POV]

Sunset jolted upwards out of her seat in the library, falling over it in the process. This left her unfazed however as she immediately jumped up, her eyes swung around the room, tracking across the walls before stopping. She stared at the spot in the wall as she tried to remember what was in that direction.

She scratched her head in thought as she ransacked her memory, "Alright, uh, science lab, gymnasium, girl's bathroom, and the homerooms." She listed off, deciding that was all of them. Standing up she sprinted out of the library, skidding a little as she took a hard right, sprinting down the hallway as fast as she could. Too fast apparently, as she immediately bowled into a familiar purple figure, sending both of them down to the ground. Students circled around them, some laughing, some recording, while the others looked generally concerned.

Groaning Sunset picked herself up, muttering out an apology before making to continue her journey. She stopped however when a hand grabbed her wrist, making her turn around to face the grabber. On the ground was Twilight Sparkle, a concerned look in her eyes. "Did you feel it too?" She asked, urgency present in her voice. Sunset's eyes widened to the size of dinner plates before she nodded hurriedly.

Twilight frowned for a fraction of a second, before getting up beside Sunset, facing the flame-haired girl. "We will look for it together." Twilight declared before abruptly dragging along Sunset to the direction of the magic. This did not continue long however as Sunset quickly picked up the pace to match Twilight's speed. A sudden crash could be heard from the science lab to their left, bringing both to a halt. Nodding to each other they burst into the room.

Laying half imbedded into a table, a large blue mark present on her now slightly charred pink shirt was the one and only, Rebbeca.

[Innocent little Sonata with nothing to hide POV]

Sonata hummed happily to herself, as she lightly skipped down the hallway, a feeling of rejuvenation present in her mind. So far everything had gone swimmingly! A date had been secured for after school, and she got to put an arrogant little bitch in her place! And it was also after school! Actually she probably should have just said that she had a date about to happen in a moment. Oh well. Things were now looking up more than ever before!

She stopped as she stepped outside smelling the fresh earth air, being much better than the air in Limbo. There was no air in Limbo afterall! Yet nothing could take her down now! She was invincible!

"Hey Sonata." Said a familiar, yet soothing voice, from behind right her, being practical music to her ears. This did not stop her form being surprised unfortunately.

"Eeep!" She squeaked out, bringing a stifled laugh from Anon. Turning around she pretended to frown in annoyance, at him, making him laugh even more, "Really, a surprise attack? I expected better from the human that managed to take down Timberwolves." She said, saying the last part in a dramatic tone.

His restrained smile faltered for a the tiniest of seconds before picking back up in joyous renewal. "Well, what can I say, I took an oppurtunity and took it. Anyhow, what have you been up to. Killed or hospitalized anyone?" He inquired, causing Sonata to freeze for a moment at the question, before laughing it off.

"What, and deprive you of one of your main activities? I wouldn't dream of it." She replied, bringing another chuckle from Anon, making her heart warm at the sound. "Anyway, should we get on with this...date?" She continued, not even believing the last word herself.

Anon smiled, yet for some reason, it felt more...genuine then the others he had been giving. "Yes, let's."

[What, you think I'm actually gonna put in effort and write about the date? Nah screw that, here's a time skip.]

"Thanks Anon, I had a...really nice time." She said, causing the dashing rogue to smile in return.

"Eh, anytime." he replied, giving her a thumbs up.

Sonata raised an eyebrow at that one, "Is that your subtle way of asking me on a second date?" She teased, making the green hoodie wearing boy to for once, in the entire time Sonata had known him, become slightly flustered.

This did not last however, as he once again shocked her tremendously, "Is that a yes?" He countered, making her blush and become flustered. After a minute of stammering herself to death she got herself under control enough to reply.

"Yes. Yes I will." She said.

They both looked at each other for what seemed like an eternity, Sonata staring deep into Anon's bright green eyes, a brand new shine in them.

"Thank you."

[BOOM, gonna make you wonder just who said that. Probably won't be hard, I mean you got a 50-50 chance of getting it right. Anyway, here is another fuck off time skip]

"Well, how did it go?" Asked Adiago, leaning in alongside Aria as they stared the flustered blue siren down. "And more importantly, did you manage to get him over to our side?"

Sonata stared through both of them with a thousand yard stare.

A visible facepalm mark could be soon on Sonata's face throughout the night.

Author's Note

Guess what guys, I ain't dead. If I'm gonna die you can be damn well sure I cause as much damage as possible. Anyway, despite the fact that I have all the time in the world now that I am on holiday, it'll still probably be an update a year.

Merry Christmas!

"Why good evening dear reader! If you are here, you have been lured in by the ultimate christmas title above! I do not have much to say, but I found just the right christmas video for this special occasion.

Enjoy!

Author's Note

;)

(P.S, this is just a shameless way to get to the top of updated)

I'm sorry

This is why

May be a cheap one but a rick roll is a rick roll. Also happy April fools

Author's Note

Also it has come to my attention that for some people it is not April 1st. Sorry for that.