It was the night of the apple family reunion and family members from all over America were coming to visit, not to mention the head count would be even larger this year because they were extending the invitation to members of the pear family and members of the pie family. Though that was the extent of the invitation, inevitably people who weren't connected to any of those three families ended up arriving to join in the festivities anyway, such as Applebloom's boyfriend Tender Taps and Maud Pie's boyfriend Mud Briar. In fact over the years the apple family reunion was becoming so crowded that the apple family had wondered if they should just invite everyone to join in and make it a big event, they had decided to keep it a family event mostly but didn't oppose the appearance of non-apple family related people who were partners of family members, however close friends were not to attend, otherwise Sweet Apple Acres would just become far too crowded, what with Applebloom and Applejack having seven friends collectively and that was only the two of them.
There were a decent amount of couples this time around, Applebloom and Tender Taps, Maud Pie and Mud Briar, Cloudy Quartz and Igneous Rock and while Marble and Limestone were not officially an incestuous lesbian couple, everyone was pretty sure that they were banging. Some guests however did carry a tint of sadness, namely Grand Pear, he was the only member of the pear family who attended, which seemed to indicate that he was the last living member of the pear family. The only person Applejack was worried about was Pinkie Pie, Pinkie was already an insane party-going kind of girl but was even worse once she hit the drinks table. Pinkie Pie had an addiction to cider that rivaled even the most hardcore alcoholics and it completely fucked her up, Applejack was not just worried for Pinkie's health but also for her safety, ever since Pinkie had reached legal drinking age Applejack had heard dirty desperate boys saying phrases like "Give Pinkie some cider and you'll get inside her" or "Get Pinkie drunk and she'll swallow your spunk". The most unfortunate thing about it was that is was probably true, given the right situation a drunk Pinkie Pie would probably be the kind of slut who'll shag anything with a pulse.
Luckily after so many years of holding the reunion, Applejack was prepared for those kinds of possibilities, whether a family member had to stay overnight or wanted to have sex with their significant other at some point, there were a few spare rooms in the family home and even a couple of make shift beds in the barn. Pinkie Pie was excited about tonight, it would be the first time she and her family would actually be able to attend the apple family reunion after the discovery that she and Applejack were distantly related. The bell rang out, calling for everyone to meet in front of the barn for Applejack to give a small speech and basically get the evening started, Applejack stacked some crates and stood on top of them so she was able to see everyone and address them all as a crowd "Howdy y'all! Welcome to the apple family reunion! I'm mighty glad to-"
Applejack's speech was interrupted when she saw Mud Briar with his hand up "Um... what is it Mud Briar?" Mud Briar put his hand town and spoke out rather eloquently "Technically, neither me nor Tender Taps have any relation to the apple family whatsoever, the only people here who are related to the apple family are Grand Pear and the members of the pie family, so this is more of a reunion that caters to relatives and their significant others rather than the apple family as a whole". Mud Briar, life and soul of the party.
Applejack sighed and said "Yes thank you Mud Briar, anyways welcome-"
Applejack's speech was interrupted yet again by Mud Briar who somehow still had more to say "Furthermore, since myself, Tender Taps, Grand Pear and the pie family are newcomers to this event, i.e. this is the first time we are experiencing it, it cannot truly be a reunion because we have not been part of this family union before now".
Applejack raised her voice and said "Yes, THANK YOU Mud Briar, now let me finish if y'all don't mind!" Mud Briar remained silent. Applejack cleared her throat and spoke up, hopefully, for the last time without interruption "Welcome to the reunion everyone! I'm hoping y'all have some fun with the activities we got planned, plus the food and drink, music and also just some down time to have a good ol' chat! Now let's get this party started!" Everyone let out a cry of excitement, even the very stoic pie family, then the night got underway.
Things were initially nice and light-hearted when the activities got started. Family members were bobbing for apples, having a game of bingo, charades, there was a play area for children, any number of activities for the young or the old with fun things to do both old and new. Applejack tried to keep everyone occupied and for Pinkie Pie's sake tried not to bring out the food and drinks until later, in the meantime Applejack just monitored the area to make sure everyone was having fun and for the most part she was pleased with what she saw, but for all the good things she saw there were some family members who were up to some questionable things that were definitely not on the list of "things-to-do" at the reunion. She noticed Applebloom and Tender Taps had snuck away from the crowd to hide behind the barn for some kissing, which on it's own would have been fine, the only problem Applejack had with it was that Applebloom had decided to give Tender Taps a hand job whilst they were kissing. Applejack decided to just leave it be, so long as it didn't disturb the peace or scar any kids for life, she didn't give a fuck who's dick Applebloom decided to play with.
Applejack also found a couple who had broken away from the rest of the family to have some fun around the back of the house, but rather than tender kissing and light foreplay, she found a girl moaning whorishly whilst her cousin roughly fucked her pussy. Applejack just rolled her eyes and went about her business, the biggest shock was when she decided to look in on her horses, only to find one lone girl crouched beneath Chester staring at his partially erect cock. This time the person in question saw that she had been caught and with wide panicked eyes she went "Wait wait wait! This isn't what it looks like!"
Applejack just shushed her and said "I was never here, I never saw this, what you're doin' isn't illegal so you do what you gotta do and I'm gonna look the other way" and with that Applejack just closed the barn door.
After Applejack had gone, Fluttershy suddenly popped her head up from behind a bale of hay "Are we busted?" The girl just shook her head, Fluttershy sighed and said "Phew good, I knew I shouldn't have snuck in during the apple family reunion, but when a girl feels the need to do kinky cunt stuff with a four-legged fuck machine, you'd have to kill her to stop her!"
Back at the reunion, it was getting dark sooner than expected, so Applejack busted out the sparklers and the fireworks. Applejack was getting nervous though, it wouldn't be long before the dance music started up and the food and drinks were brought out and while she found it funny that Rainbow Dash loved cider but was only able to drink it during cider season and not at the reunion, now that Pinkie Pie was technically a part of the family, she would be able to chug all the cider she could want to her hearts content that night until she was completely wasted, which wasn't funny to Applejack at all. The place soon became alive with music of all kinds, some of the tracks were classic and good for just a jolly old dance with friends and family members, others were slow and lovely, perfect for romantic dances, then there was the music that allowed the female members of the family to act like total and utter sluts of the highest order.
It was no secret in the apple family that if there was a family member you fancied a roll in the hay with, so long as the sex was between two consenting adults of legal age that were not under the influence of alcohol and used protection to stop any potential pregnancy, then you were good to go. Applejack had normally turned a blind eye to this and gone to bed, she had to find out the hard way that incest wasn't actually illegal and that these seemingly heinous acts that the apple family committed at every reunion were, in the eyes of the law, perfectly fine. The girls liked to use flirtation through dance in order to show an uncle, a nephew, a sister, a mother or whatever relative they wanted to get frisky with that they were interested, almost like a mating display. The everlasting favorite of the dance moves was twerking, every year at least one girl did it and ended up flashing their panty-clad butt cheeks as a result, other girls would actually grind their asses up against their chosen fuck buddy for the night to the point that they practically became lap dances. When Applebloom had reached legal age, a couple of girls and some boys tried to entice her into some bedroom fun, the same went for Applejack and Big Mac, but none of them were ever very interested. Applejack never wanted to do it because she thought it was wrong up until that point, Big Mac had only fucked one girl due to a moment of weakness and Applebloom did some kissing with Babs Seed as a dare, but it was never anything more than that.
The main spectacle of the night though, was Pinkie Pie, she had already had countless cups of cider and she was already very clearly acting weirder than usual. She was stumbling around, talking gibberish, knocking things over and basically making tomorrow's apple family reunion aftermath clean up project a hell of a lot more fucking difficult. It was lucky that there weren't any drugs available, otherwise Pinkie's brain would end up on an LSD trip that most likely would have driven her mad. Some apple family members had suggested adding drugs to the party and at one point even tried to smuggle some in, but most of the family agreed to ban drugs for two reasons, one being the obvious "they were illegal" reason and two being that there were children at the reunion who might take them by accident, even if they were put on the "adult" table where all the booze was. The kids had their own table of food and soft drinks and yet were still occasionally found mistakenly picking up an alcoholic beverage, so it was hard enough to keep track of that let alone adding drugs into the mix, truth be told, it was surprising that not one single apple family member had come away from the reunion without any kind of trauma or psychological issues considering the kind of shit everyone got up to, probably because they were smart enough to do it without getting noticed or keeping it well hidden.
However, like with every family, there were always gonna be trouble makers. A few years ago some of the apple family members were caught doing cocaine in the bathroom and some family members were forgetting the rules about fucking, some fucked people who were drunk and therefore unable to make proper decisions i.e. truly consent to the sex and some didn't bother with protection either. Nothing truly terrible ever came of those events, which was a stroke of good fortune, but for about four or five reunions after that Applejack had invited some police officers to attend and enforce the law. Ever since then, the cops only checked in every now and then because it seemed everyone had bucked their ideas up and they weren't required to constantly supervise what was essentially a family get together. Applejack saw that Pinkie pie had all but cleared the table of alcoholic beverages and groaned in annoyance, she would have intervened but she figured there was fuck all she could do about it now, so she just tried to enjoy the rest of the evening and let Pinkie Pie face the music when she woke up with a hangover that made her head feel like it had been hit with a sledgehammer.
Pinkie Pie meanwhile was giggling uncontrollably and having a whale of a time, the rest of the pie family were enjoying themselves as well, though in very different ways. Cloudy Quartz was having a nice chat with Granny Smith, Igneous Rock was having a conversation with Grand Pear, Limestone seemed to be managing to have a friendly interaction with Big Mac whilst Marble clung to her side and Maud was with Mud Briar, giving each other presents to mark the anniversary of their first meeting. As the night progressed things got calmer and calmer, more and more members of the apple family took their leave, the unfortunate part was that Pinkie Pie had only become more and more inebriated and for some reason still hadn't passed out, it was incredible in a way.
Applejack sighed and said "Well, I can't exactly send you home when Pinkie Pie is in such a state!"
Limestone decided to cut in and say "Look AJ it's fine, we'll just-"
Applejack interrupted and went "No! I won't hear of it! I insist you all stay the night, it's for the best". The pie family all seemed to agree with that and they all made their way to their own individual rooms.
Applejack felt terrible as a friend for having to do it, but she just couldn't bring herself to deal with Pinkie Pie the way she was at the moment, so she and the rest of the apple family all went to bed at the same time as the pie family did and just hoped that Pinkie Pie would come to her senses and find her own way to a spare bedroom instead of collapsing unconscious in a heap on the floor somewhere. Minutes had passed in between everyone going to bed and Pinkie Pie realizing that she might have been slightly tipsy and should probably make her way to her room as she clumsily did her best to climb the stairs and attempt to get to bed with all the effort she could muster.
As she walked through the corridor, she thought it would be a good idea to be a curious and nosy person and look through the keyholes of each bedroom that was currently occupied.The first bedroom was Applejack's room, nothing too remarkable there, just Applejack alone trying to get some sleep "Pfft... boring!" Pinkie Pie moved to the next room where she saw Big Mac, again just alone and trying to get some sleep, Pinkie Pie, continuing to talk to herself went "Uuhh... where's the cool shit that the people have do of the bedroom of fucking?!" Pinkie Pie was making about as much sense as a chocolate teapot. Pinkie Pie continued her quest to see something interesting and she got her wish when she reached Granny Smith's bedroom, because for reasons unknown Granny Smith and Cloudy Quartz had ended up in the same bed, though presumably whatever shenanigans they had got up to was over and they were both asleep. "Geez... mom you're like, so fucking old bitch", Pinkie Pie was staggering her way to each bedroom desperate to find one of two things, one, something interesting to watch and two, an unlocked door that would allow her to just get in the room so she could faint on the bed and sink into the warmth of comforting and sleepy oblivion.
The next room Pinkie encountered was occupied by Grand Pear, again he was alone and trying to sleep. Pinkie moved on and finally saw something a bit more sexy than sleeping people, her sisters Marble and Limestone in bed scissoring each other, quiet grunts and moans emanating from their mouths as they practically smashed their sopping wet pussies together, Pinkie Pie just giggled and moved on. This time she was at Maud's bedroom and wouldn't you know it, she and Mud Briar were having sex... but not exactly traditional sex. It seemed that the presents Mud Briar and Maud had given each other were very much of a sexual nature and seemed to be in effect right now, Mud Briar was wearing a blind fold and was on all fours on the bed whilst Maud hammered away at his ass with the strap-on she was wearing. In her monotone voice Maud said "Yeah... you like the way my dick feels?"
Mud Briar after a couple of small moans said "T-Technically... ah... you d-do not posses a... oh... a real dick, you are-"
Mud Briar let out a small yelp as Maud smacked his ass and said "Shut the fuck up".
"Damn sis..." Pinkie said to herself "When the fuck did you get so kinky?" There were two rooms left to check, one was Pinkie Pie's room and the other presumably was the room that her father was in. The rather unfortunate thing was that Pinkie Pie, in her drunken state, figured that she would just pick a door and if it happened to be unlocked, she would stay in that room, having seeming to completely forget that she could check if someone was in the room by looking through the keyhole. So it came as quite a surprise to her father when she suddenly burst into his room, not to mention it was rather embarrassing to have his daughter walk in on him jerking off, "Hiya Daddy! What's with the fucking jerking your dick stuff?"
Igneous rock grabbed his hat to cover his genitalia "Pinkamena Diane Pie, you are extremely drunk and in the wrong room" he said matter-of-factly.
Pinkie just closed the bedroom door and said "Aw but daddy! That doesn't answer my question!" It seemed Pinkie hadn't quite grasped the situation, unsurprisingly.
Igneous adopted a stern gaze and firmly said "Pinkie, get out!"
Pinkie looked hurt and even sad for a moment, before appearing to have some kind of epiphany and her frown turned upside down as a seductive and almost predatory smile spread across her face "Oohh I get it daddy... I know just where to start!"
Igneous was confused "Pinkie, what are talking about?"
Before Igneous could protest, Pinkie had dropped to her knees, knocked her fathers hat of the way and upon seeing his semi-hard erection practically engulfed it in her mouth, immediately taking the whole thing down her throat with her nose pressed up against her father's crotch and her chin pushing gently into his over-sized balls. Igneous let a moan that was probably louder than he had meant, he was just caught so off guard he didn't think to quiet down for the benefit of everyone else. "Pinkie Pie! What are you doing?!"
Pinkie thought that was a silly question, so rather than answer it she just decided to blow him, Pinkie Pie was messy and practically slobbered all over it, but what she lacked in technique she made up for with enthusiasm. Though to say she didn't know what she was doing with her mouth would be a great insult, she was taking her father's cock like a professional deep throat champion, sucking as she raised her up to the very tip before sinking all the way back to down to the base. Igneous, despite the fact that the girl currently sucking him off was his severely drunk daughter, was having the time of his life, clearly Pinkie Pie's life of eating almost nothing but confectionery had given her a very soft mouth and lips, with some good tongue skills just for good measure.
After her dad's cock went from being semi-erect to fully erect, Pinkie Pie removed her mouth from him licking her lips as if she had just had the tastiest lollipop she had ever tasted, then roughly shoved her father's chest, forcing him to lie on his back. Pinkie Pie stood up and removed her skirt and panties, pretty much pouncing onto her father before he could do anything about, then she began to line up her pussy with his dick, things had already gone far enough and whilst Igneous had enjoyed himself, this was a line he didn't want to cross, mainly because he thought it was illegal. "Pinkie! Pinkie no!"
Pinkie just said "Daddy! Daddy yes!" and then impaled herself on her father's cock. Pinkie started to ride him like there was no tomorrow, the bed creaking with every movement she made, Igneous groaned as his daughter's pussy almost massaged his dick in a way that seemed to be specifically designed to milk cock. What Igneous didn't realize is that Pinkie had just, somewhat voluntarily, given him her virginity, Igneous felt that she was tight but didn't realize that he had just burst through her hymen and Pinkie didn't even feel it, the alcohol in her system having dampened her senses and numbed whatever pain there might have been. It seemed that Igneous had decided to give up fighting against Pinkie, he was too tired and possibly even too old to overpower her at this point, so he just laid back and enjoyed himself. Partway through the fucking Pinkie suddenly let out a squeal as she came, her tight pussy squeezed her father's cock like a moist slippery vice as she held herself unmoving on his lap, with his entire dick buried deep in her love canal.
As Pinkie was coming down from her orgasmic high, the constant spasms of her pussy had made her dad's orgasm do nothing but build up and through sheer force of immersing himself in the pleasure with a touch of will power he blasted his load into Pinkie's pussy, his cum crashing against her cervix. At that, Pinkie let out a girlish groan as another mini orgasm wash over her from having her pussy creamed, then finally all the drinks she had that night caught up with her and she instantly fell asleep with her dad's dick still stuffed inside her. Igneous found himself in the rather odd situation of having his dick deep inside his daughter, but also having said daughter fall deeply asleep on top of him, leaving him unable to move, not even to remove his softening but still semi-erect cock from her confines. Igneous did the only thing he could and let the post-orgasm fatigue draw him to sleep.
The following morning, the sun was shining, the birds were singing and Igneous woke to find Pinkie still asleep on top of him with his completely flaccid penis still stuck in her pussy, his partially drained balls soaked in her juices. Pinkie then woke up with a loud yawn, before immediately putting a hand to her temple as the hangover headache of the century pounded in her skull, intense and throbbing, permeating through her very being, she was also incredibly dehydrated and thirsty, more thirsty than she had ever been in her life. When she fully opened her eyes she just saw the nervous face of her dad staring back at her, which seemed confusing, she looked behind to see her lap pressed right up against his and a slight wiggle of her hips confirmed the presence of a cock inside her. "Oh... so that's who I fucked last night" Pinkie Pie said, letting out another yawn "Morning dad" she said. Igneous was surprised at how calm and nonchalant Pinkie was being about this, considering she had woken up to find her dad had been balls deep inside her all night.
Pinkie Pie got up, letting her dad's cock elegantly slip out of her and she stood up on slightly shaky feet, the previous night's drinking had really done a number on her. Igneous was still worried "Um... Pinkie, you're not going to have me arrested are you?"
Pinkie Pie giggled and said "Dad you're so silly! Incest isn't illegal! Though if you did get the Pinkie Pie pregnant that would be a Pinkie Pie parental paternal problemo!"
Now Igneous was terrified, he had completely forgotten that he had deposited his seed in the fertile chambers of his daughter, but that fear was quickly put to bed when Pinkie followed up with "Relax dad, I knew that I might end up having sex at this reunion, so I've been taking the pill, I started a couple of weeks ago! You didn't think I would be stupid enough to randomly have sex with someone without some form of contraception did you?"
-awkward silence-
Pinkie Pie frowned and said "Gee, thanks dad". Pinkie stretched her limbs before saying "Anyway, which holes did you take last night? I see you already took my virginity, where else did you go?" Igneous cringed slightly at the revelation that he had been the one to take his daughter's virginity, but figured he'd answer the question, no harm in that.
"Um... first you used your mouth and then your...... vagina, that was it" he said.
Pinkie Pie, with a mixture of confusion, surprise and disappointment said "Really? That was it? Darn, Drinkie Pie is a slacker! Oh well, I suppose we can finish up now" Pinkie Pie said as she leant down slightly, took her dad's cock in both hands and started jerking him off, her saliva and vaginal juices making for a pleasurable and slippery hand job.
Igneous couldn't believe his daughter's attitude "Pinkie!" he said.
Pinkie didn't respond and continued to pump her father's rapidly growing erection, Igneous groaned in pleasure, it didn't seem like he really had a choice in the matter, though that's not to say he would have said no if Pinkie asked. Igneous continued once again and tried to speak, but this time in order to praise Pinkie rather than scold her "Pinkie... that's quite a grip you've got" he said.
Pinkie Pie smiled and with a wink said "Years of kneading dough daddy, practice makes perfect!" and then stopped shortly after Igneous had a dick that was at full length, full girth and ready for one more round of action. "Alrighty then, time to bang the booty!" said Pinkie Pie as she turned to face away from Igneous, reaching back with one hand she pulled one of her ass cheeks to the side and with the other took a hold of her dad's slicked up cock to guide it to her ass hole. Igneous had never been more focused on Pinkie Pie's butt more than he was at that very moment, he was embarrassed to admit that as Pinkie was growing up he occasionally caught himself ogling her big behind, but with buttocks like that, how could he resist? Pinkie Pie moved back a little and with careful aim placed the tip of her dad's dick squarely against her pucker, then slowly applying pressure, the head of his cock popped inside. "Mmm...how are you enjoying the Pinkie Pie pucker so far daddy?" she asked, giving her backside a wiggle.
Rather than give a verbal answer, he smiled and gave Pinkie's ass a smack, making her cry out in pleasure. Pinkie giggled and said "Ooh daddy! So naughty! Then again, I guess I'm the naughty one if you're spanking me huh?" she said, shortly before beginning to descend, slowly sliding the entire length of her father's fuck stick up her ass. Once she reached the base, both she and Igneous let out a satisfied sigh, Pinkie from feeling so deliciously full and Igneous from having his dick so surrounded by a warmth that seemed to gently grip his dick. "Ooh, that's quite a snug fit isn't it daddy?" said Pinkie Pie, Igneous noticed that Pinkie Pie had started referring to him as "daddy", he couldn't deny it, it was really fucking hot when she said that. With everything in place, Pinkie began to bounce up and down on her father's cock, making sure that she got the perfect posterior pounding she wanted, pumping his dick in and out.
Igneous was enjoying himself immensely, Pinkie's butt was incredible, he couldn't tell which sound he liked more, the clap of her ass against his lap or the clap her ass cheeks made whenever she rose! Both Pinkie and Igneous were panting heavily and beginning to sweat, Igneous decided it was time to finish his daughter off, and grabbing onto her hips, he began to thrust upwards in time with Pinkie's bouncing. Pinkie started moaning out loud "Oh yes, yes daddy! Fuck my ass! Fuck it hard!" Igneous, being a father who liked to spoil his children, gave her exactly what she asked for and then groaned as he began to blow the remainder of his load from the night before into her ass, his balls emptying the entire content of man milk he had left, though it seemed that he was able to squirt just that little bit more when Pinkie's orgasm shortly thereafter made the walls of her ass squeeze his cock, the muscles rippling across the entirety of his length.
As they both began to relax, Pinkie Pie stood up, allowing her dad's cock to unceremoniously fall out of her ass. She quickly put on her panties and skirt so as not to let any cum that might leak out fall onto the floor, then she smiled to herself and thought that if the apple family reunion was always gonna end like this, her family would have to visit every single year. Then she giggled as she briefly remembered the author's criminal overuse of alliteration, he was dumb like that.
The End.
Author's Note
Alright! That is Pinkie Pie down! It's just Rainbow Dash and Twilight left. I know that some people might complain about the first part being just exposition and also for focusing more on what Applejack was doing, but I feel like the build-up was necessary for this story and I couldn't exactly tell it from a drunk Pinkie Pie perspective. I know I probably should have tagged Applejack in this story as well, but this story is meant to be about Pinkie Pie, so I left it out. Anyway, that's enough of me jabbering on and on, I hope you liked the story!
