Life in Bikini Equestria

The train then stopped at Canterlot where there were guards everywhere and a massive forcefield.

“We're here, we're here!” Pinkie Pie shouted happily.

“Whoa, what's with all the guards?” Spongebob asked a bit scared leaving the train.

“I'm sure they're just taking the necessary precautions. Royal weddings do bring out the strangest ponies and fish.” Rarity said with a sincere voice.

“Excuse me, happy couple coming through.” Plankton announced on Karen’s head with the latter wheeling across the entrance.

“Like I said.” Rarity whispered to Spongebob who was a bit upset at what he heard.

“Hey those two may be a bit odd but they are my friends.” Spongebob said crossing his arms.

“Fair enough.” Pinkie Pie said happily bouncing up and down.

“Now, let's get going! We've got work to do!“ Rarity said happily trotting off to the castle.

“And you've got a big brother to go congratulate.” Spongebob encourages Twilight.

“Yeah. Congratulate. And then give him a piece of my mind.” Twilight said annoyed walking up to the castle leaving her friends concerned.

“I’m gonna go make sure Twilight does not take it too far you guys go ahead.” Spongebob ensures the others.

“Good luck Spongebob.” Patrick called out.

Meanwhile Plankton hid in the bushes smirking, the poor creatures they were so oblivious to his plans.

Shining Armor was seen commanding the guards every where and pointing in different directions until he saw Twilight and Spongebob and got excited.

“Twily! Ah, I've missed, you, kid. How was the train ride? I–“ Shining Armor began before Twilight cut him off.

“How dare you not tell me in person that you were getting married! I'm your sister, for pony's sake!” Twilight lectures angrily.

Spongebob makes an awkward smile to ease the tension

“Uh hi I’m Spongebob, Twilight’s a bit upset you didn’t tell her about the wedding sooner.” Spongebob said awkwardly.

“Well nice to meet you Spongebob and I’m so sorry I didn’t tell you about the wedding Twilight but I was just so busy, a threat has been made against Canterlot so Princess Celestia has asked me to help provide some extra protection.” Shining Armor explained with remorse.

“You both should see this.” Shining Armor declares before using his horn to increase his bubble shield before getting a minor headache.

“The burden of keeping Canterlot safe and secure rests squarely on my shoulders. Staying focused on the task at hand has been my top priority.” Shining Armor continues with a sigh.

“Okay, okay, I get it. You've got a really important job protecting all of Canterlot with a force field only you can conjure up. But still... how could you not tell me about something as big as your wedding? Am I not that important to you any more?” Twilight asked with sadness.

“Hey. You're my little sister. Of course you're important to me. But I'd understand if you didn't want to be my best mare now.” Shining Armor says embracing Twilight.

“For real I’d love to be your best mare.” Twilight said hugging Shining Armor which made Spongebob happy to see.

“But I'm still pretty ticked you're marrying somepony I don't even know! When did you even meet this "Princess Mi Amore Cadenza"?” Twilight asked a bit upset.

“Twilight, Princess Mi Amore Cadenza is Cadence your old foal-sitter.” Shining Armor clarified happily.

“Cadence? As in the Cadence? As in the greatest foalsitter in all the history of foalsitters?!“ Twilight asked happily.

“Yeah that Cadence.” Shining Armor said happily.

When Cadence did show up she seemed to be a bit rude and almost malicious which alarmed Spongebob and Twilight a bit when her and Shining Armor left, Spongebob began asking Twilight some questions.

“Uh is Cadence always like this?” Spongebob asked a bit scared.

“No she’s normally much nicer, something might be wrong here.” Twilight said with a suspicious glare.