Shining Armor's Cuckscension

by dirty little secret

Rating: mature
Tags: Anthro, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Original Character, Porn, Princess Cadance, Fetish, Shining Armor, Sex
Length: 7635

All Shining Armor knows is that Cadance has been acting strangely lately, and he intends to get to the bottom of it.

Celestia has revealed to Cadance that while satisfaction is key for alicorn ascension in mares, if Cadance wants her husband to be an alicorn, it's going to take something different. Sexual frustration is what causes ascension in stallions.

Shining Armor knows none of this. All he knows is that Cadance has been acting strangely lately, and he intends to get to the bottom of it.

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Contains: cuckolding/infidelity (but not really), big cock, belly-bulge/inflation, excessive cum, impregnation.
Cover image cropped from artwork by Arareroll.

Published 2021-03-15 20:20:05 UTC
Last updated 2021-03-15 20:20:05 UTC

Shining Armor's Cuckscension

My hands clenched tighter and tighter as I paced through our suite. Cadance was cheating on me. I knew it. She had to be. It was the only explanation. Why else would she be going to all those late-night royal council meetings that none of the other princesses seemed to know about? Why did she smell like sex coming back from them? Why else wouldn’t she be interested in having sex with me anymore – always with her ‘headaches’ and ‘not right now’s? It had been weeks – weeks! – since the last time we’d made love. And even then, her heart obviously hadn’t been in it. It had been the most begrudging, brief, and unsatisfying sex of our entire marriage. She’d barely even look at me anymore!

But what was I going to do about it? What was I going to do?

I had to get answers! Who was he? Why did she want him more than she wanted me? What could have possibly happened to the most loving and loyal wife in the world to make her do something like this?

Well, there was one thing I could do. It would be a huge breach of trust, really problematic ... but did I really have any choice? I had to find out somehow. And that meant ... snooping through Cadance’s mail. It would be easy enough. I was left home alone all the time while she was out doing her ‘princess duties’ whatever that meant. Hopefully I’d find out that it didn’t mean getting some other stallion’s cock stuffed inside her ... but at this point, that seemed like a vanishingly small possibility.

After being married for years now, I knew exactly where Cadance kept her mail. Top left drawer of her correspondence desk in the parlor. Steeling myself and trying to unclench my hands finally, I headed straight for it. Now or never. I wouldn’t give myself the chance to chicken out of it ... again.

I sat down at the desk, opened the drawer. It was stuffed with letters, all of them already open. Perfect.

The top one was only an invitation to a formal ball. The next a simple chatty letter from her sister, with nothing more scandalous than a request to use Cadance’s magic to get two nobles in bed together. Then the crème de la crème of dullness: a bill for the catering she’d ordered for the Midsummer’s Ball ... which just happened to be the last occasion when we’d actually slept with each other.

The one after that, though... Who was sending her embroidered pink envelopes smothered in perfume? My suspicions raging, I opened it quickly.

My dearest Candy-Ass Cock Warmer,

Your pathetic little husband won’t be around this Saturday, will he? Because it’s been days since the last time I pumped a load into your sweet little snatch, and I’m starting to miss the feeling of your marecum dripping from my cock. And I know Shining can’t possibly be satisfying you while I’m gone. How could a mere unicorn ever compare to an alicorn? How you must be missing it... That massive cock stretching you inside, that wave of alicorn cum filling you to the brim, that magical fertility. Does he suspect it yet? I thought for sure he was going to know when Flurry was born an alicorn. Has he still not guessed that she isn’t his? Pathetic. I can’t wait until we outlive him and we can spend our eternity of alicorn bliss together.

And I can’t wait until we’re together again, either. I just love the sound of your voice cracking as you scream for more. And the way you suck my cock ... wow! Where’d you learn to deepthroat somebody my size? Because you sure aren’t getting that kind of practice with your little squirt of a husband! Can’t wait to hear you screaming my name, howling about how I’m better than he can ever be!

All my love,

Xaranz the Great

My jaw dropped. No! It couldn’t be. It just couldn’t be! Even after all the troubling signs I’d been noticing, I just couldn’t accept that this might be happening. Not with someone like that. What could Cadance have been thinking?

Then it hit me, though. Of course Cadance would be getting some weird fan-mail, wouldn’t she? That must have been all this was. I wasn’t even an alicorn, and I still got weird mail from time to time. Being the Princess of Love must really attract the weirdos to her. It was probably just a letter from some insane stallion who was obsessed with her and imagining all kinds of crazy things. That had to be it. There just wasn’t any possible way my Cadance could be involved with someone like that!

I had to be sure, though. She had been acting strangely...

That’s when my eyes caught another pink envelope – just the edge of it, sticking out from under a pile of official-looking documents. What could that be? Another letter from this mystery stallion?

I’d grabbed it and pulled it out of the stack before even thinking about it – my hands just did it on their own.

Strange... This one was still completely sealed, but it hadn’t been stamped or addressed yet. The only marking on it was a big kiss in red lipstick on the front. How had the letter been delivered with no stamp or address? Had he delivered it in person? Why hadn’t Cadance read it yet? Was she so disgusted from the previous letter that she didn’t even want to read this one? That would make a lot of sense, after all. But I had to know what it said! What if Cadance was in danger? Could that be why she’d been acting so strange and distant all this time? Everything was starting to make sense ... and I knew my duty – I had to do something, I had to protect my wife from this creep!

Thankfully, one doesn’t become the Captain of the Royal Guard without a great deal of training. Including some off-the-books clandestine training. I just happened to know a spell perfectly designed for opening and re-sealing envelopes without leaving any evidence of tampering.

Instantly, I used it. No hesitation.

What I read when I pulled out the single sheet of paper inside, though...

My dearest Xaranz,

Oh Goddess, I simply cannot wait for you to visit again. You can’t imagine how much I loathe Shining’s feeble efforts now that I’ve experienced the true majesty of a cock fit for an alicorn. I ache for you day and night, and the sight of my husband just makes me sick. Every time I see him, I want you more. I can’t live without your giant cock stretching me, breaking me! I must have you again, as soon as we possibly can!

P.S. – I dispelled my contraception charm last night, and I can already feel myself going into heat again. It makes my yearning for you all the sharper, but I want to give you everything. Take me, Xaranz, and let’s give Flurry Heart a new brother!

Your eager, dripping slut,

Princess Mi Amore Cadenza

My jaw dropped. No! It couldn’t be! This wasn’t another creepy letter from this stallion calling himself ‘Xaranz the Great’ – this was a reply, from Cadance. And she’d confirmed everything he said ... and more! Just ... no! How could she? How could she?

I didn’t even try to re-seal the envelope. I was too far gone for that. The paper simply dropped out of my hands, landing askew on the desk. Before I even knew what I was doing, my feet had carried me to the door of our royal suite. I had to find her! I had to talk to her! And she just had to – she had to – somehow explain how this wasn’t true. Because it couldn't be true. It couldn’t be!

* * *

Utterly defeated, I trudged back into our suite. My head hung low, my feet plodded along achingly, and my tail dragged on the floor behind me. Where was she? How could she have just disappeared like that? How could she be so gone that I couldn’t find her anywhere?

Was she...? No, she couldn’t be. I wouldn’t accept it. Not possible. She couldn't be ... with him, could she?

No! She couldn’t be!

And she wasn’t! There she was, stepping lightly across the main room of our suite, her wings unfurled behind her and her flowing red gown hugging her curves perfectly as always. My heart melted to see her like that, as it always did. I just loved her so much! And seeing her here, not in the arms of some other stallion ... that alone was almost enough to alleviate all of my concerns, fluttering them away as breezily as she danced across the room.

When she saw me, though, she suddenly stopped. Her wings folded and her face turned sour. “Oh. There you are.”

I came toward her desperately. “Cadance! Where have you been? I’ve been looking everywhere!”

“Oh, you know. Important princess duties.”

“Oh...” I hesitated for a moment. Should I really press the matter? I had to! “Duties with ... who?”

She held up a hand, blocking me before I could come within reach and hug her. “Nothing important. Just a few dignitaries and such. Don’t worry about it.”

“But I searched your throne room, your offices, your study, all the meeting rooms...” I shook my head. “You weren’t anywhere.”

She just looked at me as if I was a minor annoyance to be brushed away. “Are you going to be here long? I’d thought since you were gone all day, I’d be able to hold some very important and private meetings in my chambers. So if you could go do ... whatever it is you do, that would be lovely. Just for the rest of the evening.”

“But this is where I live... Where else would I go?”

Cadance scoffed. “What do I care?” She pulled the sides of her gown closer together to show less cleavage.

Had I been staring? I didn’t think so. But I was in such a state right now... I missed her so much! The sight of her was driving me crazy. I had no idea what I was going to do, but I felt the burning need to do something, win her back somehow. There had to be some way I could do it! True love had to prevail!

“Cadance,” I said finally, my tone firm, “I need to talk to you about something. Earlier today, I went through your—”

The door to our suite burst open, and a red alicorn with a black mane and a ridiculously sharp grey suit strutted inside as if he owned the place. “Cadie, I’m home!” He spotted me. “Oh. He’s here. Ugh.”

Cadance ran to the stallion, her wings unfurling. “Xaranz! You’re here!” She’d run to him with her arms outspread as if to leap into an embrace, but she only seemed to think better of it at the last moment. Instead, she held out her hand toward him.

Xaranz kissed her hand. It seemed to go on for hours as the two of them made love to each other with their eyes. Finally, he released her. “I had thought we would be ... alone.”

“Don’t worry about him.” Cadance shrugged. “We can just have our, uh, meeting in the bedroom.” She glared at me. “Shining, you don’t mind giving us a little privacy, do you? Sensitive diplomatic concerns, you know.”

I was just staring, dumbfounded at that point. What else could I do? Feebly, I nodded. “Um... Yeah. Of course.”

“Thanks, honey. You’re the best.” Her words sounded absolutely hollow. She wasn’t even trying. When she turned to Xaranz, though, her tone turned sensuous and flowing. “Please, come inside and make yourself comfortable. I can’t wait to get started.”

I felt like I was just going to fall into a hundred different pieces, spontaneously breaking to bits as I watched the two of them – holding hands! – walk together toward the suite’s bedroom. The door quickly closed behind them, and I heard the click of the lock a moment later.

Well, that was it, wasn’t it? My whole world was officially over. Never before had I wanted so badly to just stop existing. To just not be. I knew I should be feeling unbelievable pain and shock ... and yet there was just nothing. Why couldn’t I feel anything? It was like my whole body was numb, inside and out. I just kept seeing the two of them walking together, over and over. It was all I could see.

And yet, my trembling body was moving. Somehow, I came closer and closer to the door. Without even thinking about what I was doing, I found myself pressed against it, my ear against the rich mahogany.

At first, I heard nothing but indistinct muffled moans and a little bit of cloth-on-cloth rustling. But then I heard Cadance’s voice: “Oh my goodness, Xaranz ... I just can never get used to how huge you are.”

“Mmm,” he said back, “and you look amazing in that dress.” Cloth rustled again. “Wow ... and even better out of it.”

After another little rustle, Cadance spoke again, this time moaning throatily, “Oh Goddess, I love the taste of you. Please, give it to m— Mmpfh!” After that, there came only a series of muffled gagging, choking noises and wet slurps.

“Oh yeah. You like being my little bitch and swallowing it down, don’t you?”

“Mm-hm!”

“Gotta admit – you really do have skills. Never met a mare who could take me this deep before... Damn you feel good.” Xaranz moaned. “Yeah, that’s it. The balls too... So damn good!”

That was it! I couldn’t take it anymore! Burning with ... with something – I couldn’t even decide what emotion was burning through me, only that it made me feel like I was going to burst – I jumped back and kicked the door in. There were lockpicking spells I’d learned in those clandestine training sessions, of course, but I was much too far gone to even consider using them, much less being able to concentrate enough on the intricacies involved. Instead, I just smashed the door in, rushing inside and yelling, “Cadance!”

I don’t know what I expected to find on the other side. I knew I should have expected exactly what I was seeing: Cadance completely nude and kneeling on the red gown, her mouth pressed against the alicorn stallion’s partially open pants. Somehow, though, that wasn’t what I was expecting. Some part of me still thought it had to be just a big, comical misunderstanding, and that everything would be explained soon. Well, it was all explained, alright. There was the elegant curve of Cadance’s back, facing toward me and framed by her outspread wings. There was the stallion’s red hand buried in her mane and pressing her head against his crotch. She’d never let me do that! Not in the whole time we’d been together! And there was the other stallion’s smug grin, looking right at me and telling me how inadequate I was.

Only after he released his hand and Cadance was able to pull off of him did I understand the source of that confidence, though. Slowly, luxuriantly, the gargantuan length of his cock slipped out from between my wife’s lips. Inch after inch of it – it just kept coming. More and more of his veiny red shaft slipped out of her until finally the tip popped free. It was significantly thicker than mine, and yet it still looked long and thin because of the truly absurd length. The sight of that monster made me momentarily forget what I was doing. And a tiny, traitorous part of me suddenly understood why my wife wasn’t interested in me anymore.

Cadance looked at me, rolled her eyes, wiped her lips. “I thought I told you to give us some privacy, dear.”

My jaw dropped ... I just didn’t know what to say. Even as she stared at me disapprovingly, a dollop of pre-cum dripped from the tip of the other stallion’s cock and onto her cheek. She didn’t wipe it away.

“What do you want to do?” Xaranz said.

Cadance stood up and turned toward me, unashamed in her naked beauty. “Go ahead and get that suit off, stud. I think a certain wimpy unicorn of a husband needs to be taught a lesson.”

Despite myself, the sight of her nude and strutting toward me caused a natural reaction: a tightness in my pants as my cock came out of its sheath, threatening to burst free.

Soon, it did. Catching me completely off-guard, Cadance used her magic to rip all my clothes off in an instant, leaving me standing naked in front of her. And unlike her, I did feel ashamed. I quickly moved to cover myself with my hands, but her horn only glowed brighter, pinning my hands to my sides, putting everything I had on display. I used to be pretty proud of myself. I was pretty big compared to most stallions. It sure didn’t feel like much anymore. Not now.

Cadance seemed to have a similar appraisal of what waited for her between my legs. She tisked as she shook her head. “Pathetic. I can’t believe I ever thought that would give me a good time.”

Her magic dragged me across the room, forcing me down into the chair next to the bed. I fought it with my own magic ... but I was a mere unicorn. Even with my specialty being shielding spells, there was no way I could hold out against the magical might of an alicorn. It wasn’t even a struggle for her. I couldn’t be sure she even noticed my resistance.

“There,” Cadance said, smiling down at me. “Completely useless, as usual. Look at your puny little cock standing up so proudly. Do you really think you’re going to use it?” She laughed sardonically. “As if. It’s time to teach you a lesson. Time to show you what a real orgasm looks like. I’m tired of faking them for your benefit.”

As I struggled against the hold of Cadance’s magic, more bonds latched themselves onto me – ropes slithered out of nowhere, all held in Cadance’s magical grip, and they tied themselves around me, cinching me down against the chair so I could hardly move at all. Topping it off, there came a horn ring, floating along in her magic and whisking straight down onto my horn. Now my magic was cut off – even the feeble resistance I’d been able to offer a moment ago vanished. I tugged and strained against the ropes binding me to the chair, but it was no use. I couldn’t get free!

“Now watch closely,” Cadance said. “I want you to see what a real stallion can do. Not that you’ll ever be able to learn, but just so that you can fully understand just how inadequate you really are – so you can understand that I belong to Xaranz now and forever. You’re not my husband anymore. You’re just some little bitch who gets to live here ... for now. Until I figure out what to do with you.”

When she turned, she found Xaranz already completely naked and waiting for her at the side of the bed.

Cadance bent herself over the edge of the bed, sideways from me and looking me in the eyes the whole time. “You weren’t my first stallion,” she said as Xaranz came up behind her, “and you definitely didn’t give me my first orgasm ... or any orgasms, for that matter. Your weak cum couldn’t even get me pregnant – I had to find him before I could get Flurry Heart.”

How ... how could she be doing this to me? How could she say that? I struggled against the bonds, the cutting of the ropes a faint discomfort compared to the burning pain inside me. But as Xaranz laid his cock on Cadance’s back, everything was suddenly called into question. His tip came up nearly all the way to the base of her wings! How was that possible? And with that to compare me to, how could she not be doing this to me?

Slowly, teasingly, Xaranz drew himself backward, sliding his massive shaft over the top of Cadance’s ass cheeks and along the side of her raised tail.

He paused for a moment when it dropped down slightly. His pre-cum drooling tip kissing against Cadance’s tail-hole.

“Mmm,” Cadance said, “do you want to put it in my ass? I never let Shining do that. Told him I didn’t like it. But really, I was just waiting for the right stallion to come along... I love the fact that I was able to save my anal virginity for you, Xaranz.”

Reaching down and grabbing her tail, he grinned down at her. “I thought you wanted a brother for Flurry Heart. We can ruin your ass again later ... maybe for round two.”

Cadance licked her lips. “Yes! You have no idea how much I adore having a lover with alicorn stamina! I want you in all three holes, over and over, until I’m sloshing with your cum and can’t even walk!”

“Your wish—” Xaranz lowered his cock slightly, pressing it against Cadance’s pussy lips “—is my command.” With one smooth, practiced motion, he pushed his cock inside her.

I didn’t think it would fit at first. It couldn’t possibly fit! But somehow, by some impossible feat of alicorn biology, it did. Xaranz’s enormous red cock slid into my wife’s pussy as if that was where it was always meant to be. I could see her belly bulging slightly where his tip must be reaching – well above her belly button – when he pressed as deeply as he could go inside her.

“Yes,” Cadance cried as his hips pressed against her ass. “Finally! How did I ever survive before I had a huge alicorn cock to stretch me and fill me to the brim?”

How did she possibly survive having that huge thing inside her? I couldn’t imagine it. And though I would have thought my cock would be wilting after seeing such an intimidating display, it instead stood embarrassingly at attention in my lap, straining as hard as ever. I couldn’t help it – Cadance was a gorgeous mare. Her soft pink tits hung perfectly and enticingly beneath her as she arched her long, elegant back, and her legs were just magnificent, long enough to put any supermodel to shame, while being perfectly chiseled like a star athlete. Her huge, perfectly preened wings fanned out over her body, complimented by her striking multicolored mane and tail. And somehow – distractingly, disturbingly, disgustingly – seeing her penetrated to the fullest by that breathtaking alicorn cock made it even hotter! There was no use denying it. I couldn't hide the truth from myself any more than I could hide my desperately inadequate erection: my mouth watered to see her taken like that, as if I was finally seeing her put through her paces, displaying what she could do for me ... if only I was worthy of the effort.

Cadance moaned deeply as Xaranz began moving inside her, and his cock came out of her even more slick and glistening than it had been on the way in. After only a couple of thrusts, her wetness was already drizzling its way down her thighs, her juices flowing eagerly for him as he pressed that bulge into her belly again and again.

He was not gentle with her, either, despite his size. Gripping the base of her tail in his fist, he slammed into her over and over. And all the while, she just moaned and squealed as if it was the most wonderful thing that had ever happened to her. She pressed her hips back against him, butting up against his hips every time and making lewd slapping sounds as she worked to take every last bit of his cock that he could possibly shove into her.

I strained against the ropes, barely able to breathe. And I didn't even know why. What would I do if I was free? Try to participate? I was so utterly, laughably unworthy! Try to stop them, pull him off of her? How could I ever hope to interfere with the will of two alicorns? They would squash me like a bug! Run away? How could I? I couldn’t even close my eyes or turn my head away from the spectacle in front of me. Even jerking myself off seemed impossibly inadequate. Maybe it would have been able to relieve some of this unbearable tension growing inside me, but it would just be so pathetic to sit there and stroke myself to the sight of my wife giving herself to a better stallion. I felt like it would make her even more disgusted with me.

It wasn’t a problem, though. No matter how much I strained, the ropes were tight and had no give to them at all. I was stuck, watching speechlessly as that stallion made an utter wreck of my wife.

“I... I’m—” Cadance squealed as orgasm took her. Steamy juices sprayed out against Xaranz’s crotch in a bigger, more convincing squirt than I’d ever seen from her before. Her arms gave out and her face crashed down against the bedspread as her body convulsed around the other stallion’s huge cock.

He only gave her a moment’s rest before resuming, pounding into her upturned ass from behind. Already, Cadance’s thighs – and the bedspread beneath – were soaked with her juices, adding a wet squelch to each slap of his body against hers.

She wasn’t out of it for long, though – she reached down between her legs with one hand and caressed Xaranz’s swinging balls. “Yes!” she moaned. “I can feel you flaring inside me. Do it! Empty yourself inside me! I want to be swimming in your virile cum!”

“Gonna ... cum,” he groaned back. His black tail was already starting to rise behind him, twitching up and down a little.

“Inside!” Cadance shouted desperately. “Fill me with alicorn cum! Put a new foal in me! BREED me!”

The burning need inside of me was growing too great to bear. Even though I didn’t know what it was I wanted to do, even though there was nothing I could do, I just had to do something, or I’d explode! My face was burning hot, despite the sweat dripping down my mane. My legs trembled to the point of being sore and beyond. My cock felt like it was going to burst right there in my lap, spraying me with Goddess-knows-what. I ... I couldn’t take it anymore!

That’s when it happened. I did explode! Strangely, I was aware of everything as it happened, as if in slow motion, as if watching myself from a distance. I could hear myself screaming, but I couldn’t feel the hoarseness of my throat. I could see my body exploding in a bright flash of flame, even though I could still feel the ropes digging into my arms. I saw the chair shatter, the ropes incinerate, the horn ring go flying ... and then I saw nothing at all.

* * *

Slowly, softly, my feet set down on ... something. Something cool and smooth. I was standing there naked ... standing in some kind of void full of vague lights and sounds ... and I couldn’t quite tell whether I was standing on one of the lights or one of the sounds.

Then there was a new sound: a voice. Princess Celestia’s voice! “Congratulations, Shining Armor. It seems the potential does run in your family after all.”

“What?” I spun toward the sound of the voice. And there she was. Princess Celestia, standing there in front of me in one of the white-and-gold gowns she always wore, complete with her royal regalia. Instinctively, I bowed.

“No, no,” she said. “No more of that. Not anymore. Rise, Prince Shining Armor.”

Automatically, I did so. I still wasn’t sure what was going on, but after all that guard training, following Princess Celestia’s commands was just second nature. Only after rising, though, did I fully realize that I was still naked – naked in front of Princess Celestia! Instantly, my hands shot down to my crotch, trying to hide my still-stiff cock from her. To little avail. Somehow, it was much bigger now. Even with my whole arms in the way, I was sure she could still see parts of it.

“Don’t worry about hiding yourself,” Princess Celestia said. “I’ve been watching everything. Watching with great interest, I might add.”

“Wha... What’s going on?” I gulped. “Um, I mean, what’s going on, Your Highness?”

“Again, that sort of thing won’t be necessary anymore. Not now that you’re an alicorn.”

“I’m a...?” Unbelievingly, I glanced over my shoulder, even as I felt new muscles flexing in ways I’d never felt before. Yes, there they were – a magnificent set of white wings unfurling behind me, as large as Celestia’s own. Whatever it was I’d been meaning to say next, it just came out as a terrified little squeak.

“May I assume you’d like to know what’s going on?”

Looking back at her, I nodded desperately.

“It all started when Cadance came to me with a question. She was seeking ways to make a unicorn immortal. As the years went on, she’d been thinking more and more about how she’d inevitably outlive the love of her life, and how devastating that inevitability would be. She could not bring herself to face that, so she came to me for help. At first, I thought that nothing could be done. Mortality is not a curse lightly cast aside. But then ... when Flurry Heart was born...” Celestia smiled at me. “Now that was a special day. I knew then that there must be some spark of greatness inside you, some scrap of potential. I had long known of your sister’s potential, but I had not guessed it in you. Not until that day. After that, I knew it was my duty to my niece to try and help her make you into the alicorn prince you had the potential to be.”

“But ... but how?” I was too far gone at that point to observe royal formalities.

“It has long been known that complete sexual satisfaction is the key for a mare to ascend to alicornhood. Though you didn’t know it, Cadance’s first night with you is what gave her the satisfaction she needed.”

I thought for a moment. “And my sister?”

“The public story is that she achieved her ascension through completing a new magical spell. Though if you must know, I will only say that I had a hand in it. Personally. I suppose it would be best to leave it at that, lest I end up telling you more about your sister than you’d care to hear.”

I nodded slowly.

“Alicorn stallions, though, are quite a bit rarer. Because their ascension must happen in much more difficult circumstances. While a mare’s ascension is caused by intense sexual satisfaction, a stallion’s ascension is caused by intense sexual frustration. It has been a long time since anyone achieved that sort of ascension. You are the first alicorn stallion I have seen since I was a very young pony indeed.”

“What?” I shook my head a little. “But ... Then who is this Xaranz guy? Where’d he come from?”

Celestia grinned wickedly. “An illusion only. Fabricated from thin air. I taught Cadance the illusion spell myself.”

My eyes went wide. “Wait! You mean there’s no...?”

“As soon as Cadance knew what had to be done, she started working together with me to craft the circumstances necessary for your ascension. She made herself more distant from you, she planted the seeds of doubt, and when the time was right – when the alarm spells she’d enchanted into the letters she wrote to herself – she used the illusion spell I’d taught her.”

“Xaranz isn’t real? You’re sure?”

“Absolutely. Cadance never has and never would be unfaithful to you, Shining Armor. Her love for you runs deeper than any I have ever seen before.”

Something popped inside me, like a balloon full of confetti. And all that balled-up tension inside me unwound into a pink fog of the utmost love. She hadn’t cheated on me! She still loved me! She’d been doing it all so we could be together forever!

“Now, do you understand? Are you ready to go back to your wife?”

I took a deep breath, looked Princess Celestia in the eyes, and nodded.

She glanced downward – a little enviously – at where my hands weren’t quite hiding my huge alicorn cock. “Very well. Return to her now, and don’t forget to thank her for what she’s sacrificed to keep the two of you together!”

* * *

I – somehow – popped magically back into existence in the middle of our bedroom back in our suite. Xaranz was nowhere to be seen, but Cadance was. Still naked, she ran to me, wrapping her arms around me and pressing her body against mine before I could even orient myself.

“Shining!” she cried. “It worked! Oh Goddess, it worked! I’m so happy! Did she tell you?”

Instinctively, I held my arms around her, too. Oh, the smooth curve of her back, the softness of her breasts against my chest! It was perfect! “Um ... yes,” I said eventually. “It was a ll a ruse to get me to become an alicorn? And Xaranz was fake, just an illusion?”

She nodded. “Mm-hm.”

“You’re sure he wasn’t real?”

Cadance laughed a little. “Seriously? A red and black alicorn stallion named Xaranz the Great? I was worried that it was too obvious and you’d see through it from the beginning. But Auntie Celestia’s advice prevailed. She wanted to be sure you could tell what was real and what wasn’t after your ascension.” Quickly, she kissed me. Only then did I realize that she’d never kissed Xaranz. It was only just a little peck, but such a meaningful one. “How do you feel,” she said with a knowing smile.

“A little overwhelmed, to be honest.” I looked around, spotting what was left of the chair I’d been strapped to. “Aw... My favorite uncle gave me that chair.”

Cadance giggled. “It was hideous, and you know it.”

“Yeah,” I said with a shrug. “It was pretty comfy, though.”

Leaning in closer, she kissed me again, longer and deeper. This time I was actually able to reciprocate a little, kissing her back enthusiastically.

“How do you feel now?” she asked, reaching down between us and grabbing the tip of my cock.

I blushed a little. “Much better.”

“Good... Because I think there was some mention of pumping me full of alicorn cum and putting a new foal in me?”

“You’re... You’re really...?”

“Mm-hm.” She grinned up at me. Wow, was I really taller than her now? “That part was true. I really did deactivate my contraceptive spell, and I really am in heat.”

Overcome with myself, I kissed her again. She kissed me back eagerly, rubbing her body against the front of my cock. And as she did, she drew me backward, toward the bed.

It was a bit of an awkward shuffle – difficult for her to walk backward, and difficult for both of us to avoid stepping on one another’s feet – but we made it to the bed soon enough. Thankfully, there wasn’t very far to go. And when Cadance’s legs hit the edge of the bed, she just let herself fall, pomfing down onto the bed and lying belly-up, her wings outspread behind her.

I stood there a moment longer, my massive cock jutting out over her supine body.

She looked up at it and licked her lips. “Wow... When I designed that Xaranz illusion, I thought I was being wildly optimistic with the proportions of alicorn cock. I guess it turns out I was underestimating it.”

It was true. My new alicorn cock was probably no longer than Xaranz’s, but it was substantially thicker. Mine sure didn’t end up looking thin because of how long it was. It had kept the same proportions I was familiar with ... just scaled up to an almost unbelievable size. “Are you ... are you going to be okay with it?”

“Only one way to find out,” she said teasingly. “Just be gentle – remember, I’ve never actually done this before. It was all an illusion. So this is my first time with anything ... this big.”

Grinning down at her, I grabbed her legs and pulled her toward me. She slid with a little yelp to the edge of the bed.

“Gentle, remember?” she said, a little bit of a worried tone creeping into her voice.

I nodded and laid my cock down on her belly. Even her large alicorn frame looked tiny underneath that behemoth. It drooled a little pre-cum almost at the base of her ribs, and the weight of it pressed down against the softness of her slim belly. “Ready?”

Cadance bit her lips a little bit and nodded tentatively.

I actually had to take a step backward in order to draw my cock all the way back, far enough to plant the broad tip of it against her pussy lips. “Did you really mean what you said earlier?” I asked on sudden impulse. “That you’re still a virgin for your, um...”

“Mm-hm.” She grinned up at me. “But let’s worry about that later. For now, I’ve got a heat that needs quenching.”

I licked my lips and nodded, beginning to press my cock against her pussy lips. It didn’t go easily, even though she was absolutely drenched in her own mare juices. That part must have been real. But the thick tip of my cock just pressed against her outer lips. I could feel them spreading open slightly, feel the more intense, wetter heat against the very tip of my tip ... but I wasn’t making any inward progress. Oh Goddess, had this all been a terrible mistake? Would I ever be able to be inside my wife again? Maybe if there was a spell to shrink me down a little bit...

But no. Cadance reached down between her legs and gripped the upper part of my shaft, rubbing it against her lips and spreading her slickness over me. “Push just a bit harder,” she said, her voice straining.

Steeling myself, I did. And despite everything I thought about what was possible, Cadance’s pussy lips were able to stretch just enough. My tip slid into her.

I knew it from her sudden gasp, from the sudden warmth enveloping the head of my cock, from the tremble that ran through her body. “Are you okay?” I asked.

She nodded fervently. “It’s more... It’s more intense than I thought it would be.”

“Ready for more?”

Another nod. Her hands clenched folds of the bedspread.

Slowly, carefully, I eased my enormous cock into her. I was greeted by the most heavenly tight warmth I’d ever experienced, by far. It was like my very first time with Cadance, before her ascension. Entirely overwhelming me with the silken pleasure of her inner walls gradually sliding their way up my shaft. I gripped her body just above her hips, reveling in the perfect smooth curves as I gradually filled her to the limit.

Cadance moaned as I slid inside, her breaths coming in desperate little gasps. But she never let me stop. Her moans would turn plaintive and even more desperate any time I dared to slow down even slightly. Even as the slight bump of my cock slid its way up her belly, stretching her from the inside out, she never let me slow. She obviously wanted all of it.

And all of it is what I gave her. I didn’t stop until I was all the way inside her, forcing me to lean down until I was practically lying on top of her, barely supporting myself with my arms. I could feel the bump of my flaring cock through her, even against my own body.

My flaring cock?

Ponyfeathers! I was about to blow it! By blowing it! I had to stop myself! I had to—

“Do it,” Cadance told me in a sultry whisper. “I know you’re pent-up. Let it loose.” She leaned up just far enough to kiss me, then dropped back down on the bed, her arms around the back of my neck and her legs wrapping around behind mine, locking me in place inside her. She looked up at me with the neediest, most loving eyes I’d ever seen. “We can worry about my pleasure later. Just empty yourself for me. Give me everything.”

Oh, being married to the Princess of Love had its advantages, alright! She knew me so well, and she knew exactly what I needed.

Now that I had Cadance’s permission, there was no question what would happen next. I gave a couple tiny thrusts, just enough to feel the sweet sensation of her inner walls moving against my shaft ... not that I could have done much more, given the way her legs held me close. And then it was done. The pent-up heat inside me was boiling over, and there was no stopping it. I finally knew what I’d been burning to do all this time: I came inside my wife.

Even as my teeth clenched and an uncontrollable groan escaped me, my eyes stayed locked on Cadance’s as my massive cock throbbed inside her. I had never came like this before. I’d never even thought it was possible. The first spurt – normally just a prelude of what was to come – gushed into her with the force of all my life’s orgasms combined, instantly filling her to the brim with as much cream as she could fit. More than she could fit! I distinctly felt the excess squirting out onto my my heavy balls and overheated legs. But that was only the beginning. Again and again, more waves of it came, each bigger than the last. Cadance’s belly swelled against mine as if she was already several months pregnant, and I still pumped more inside her. I could hear it dripping, puddling on the floor next to the bed and yet I still kept going. I didn’t stop until she’d ballooned out enough to lift me up slightly, and even then, the last few aftershocks went through me, each of them delivering what was relatively just a last little dribble ... but actually more than most stallions would give as their entire load.

Finally, finally, it was over. I leaned over Cadance, sweating on her and breathing heavily. She just looked back up at me sweetly and reached up to run her fingers through my mane. “Did you enjoy it, honey?” she asked.

With one last little shudder, my cock pumped another stallion’s worth of cum into her ... before finally softening a little and letting the flared tip subside slightly. Trembling, I pulled out of her, my glistening-wet length slithering out of her, coated in excess cum. When it popped free, a white deluge followed it, allowing Cadance’s belly to retreat nearly all the way back to its original size ... but not quite. The bed was absolutely soaked. We were going to need a new one for the night, that was for sure. For a moment, I stood on my wobbling legs, looking for somewhere to sit for a moment. But the bed was soaked with cum, and my chair was in charred fragments on the floor. Eventually, I settled for just dropping to my knees. It was all I could do.

“Ill take that as a yes,” Cadance said, slipping down next to me. She rubbed her belly a little. “Is it too early to be thinking about names?”

Finally, I was beginning to catch my breath enough that I might be able to speak. “I’m... I’m sorry...” I wheezed. “Sorry I didn’t get you off...”

“Don’t worry about that,” Cadance said. “Not yet.” She reached down and began stroking my cum-soaked shaft. Immediately, it began to stiffen again, regaining what little hardness it had lost. She grinned. “It’s true what I said about alicorn stamina. What do you say we spend the night finding out which wears out first: you, me, or the bed?”

“I’d like that,” I said leaning in to kiss her again. “I’d really like that.”

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