Authorization for one on one interviews has been cleared. Intelligence officer Braun has been assigned to interview the female unicorn "Izzy Moonbow". Interviews are to be scheduled every Saturday and Sunday by 0800hrs. Second Lieutenant Braun has been entrusted to keep "Izzy" as comfortable as possible for maximum efficiency.

Remember we are trying to learn about them. Who knows, maybe having a true outside perspective can open our eyes to something we haven't learned about ourselves before.