The Cherry Pop Chronicles: Rainbow Dash

The crowd was roaring, the players all sprinting around with thick layers of sweat dripping down their bodies and breathing heavily, the cheerleaders at the side chanting their signature little rhyme "Give us a C, give us an A, Give us an N T E, Give us an R, Give us an L and then an O and then a T, Canterlot High! Wondercolts! Canterlot High! Wondercolts!" The routine was pretty good in terms of morale and ego boost for the team, though everyone agreed that their song didn't exactly end perfectly, not even their best motivational acrobatics could save that. As Rainbow Dash charged towards the goal she kicked the ball as hard as she could, the ball soared through the air and the curve of Rainbow's kick was just enough that the goalie dived face first into the ground as Rainbow scored the winning goal in the final minute of the match. The crowd was in uproar from both sides, but the truth couldn't be denied, Canterlot Wondercolts had won the game and the Crystal Prep Shadowbolts had to leave with their tails tucked between their legs.

As Rainbow Dash was leaving she was greeted by none other than Zephyr Breeze, the bane of her existence and the embodiment of douche bags everywhere. Zephyr had been crushing on her ever since high school began, it was charming at first but then it just became creepy and weird, even at the age of 15 when she had told him outright that she was gay he still didn't give up and hadn't got the message that she was not interested. Rainbow had tried talking to Fluttershy about it but she had fuck all to say, certainly not any advise on how to shake him off anyway, it was bordering on harassment and Rainbow Dash was getting seriously close to taking legal action and getting a restraining order, it was that bad. "Well well well, if it isn't Rainbows! The girl who's just waiting for a little breeze can come along so that we can paint with all the colors of the wind!" Rainbow was already annoyed at Zephyr and his creepy weirdo approach and he had only just started talking, she was tired from the game and didn't have time for this.

"Zephyr, when are you gonna get it into your skull that I don't wanna fuck you?! I'm only into girls!" Rainbow practically shrieked in his face, she didn't care who heard or how they reacted, the situation was common knowledge throughout the school, even among the teachers who seemed to not be able to do a damn thing about it.

Zephyr breeze just gave a cheesy grin and said "Are you sure Rainbows?"

Rainbow looked him dead in the face and said "99.99% sure Zephyr, do I make myself perfectly clear? I don't use nerd jargon unless it's important, so do you get me?" she was hoping upon hope that Zephyr would leave her alone after this, but the other half of her brain was just focused on two words "No Chance".

Lo and behold, Zephyr had taken note that she had said 99.99% which meant... there must have been 0.01% of her that was interested! So with hopeful glee he said "So you're telling me there's a chance?"

Rainbow Dash was infuriated, was it too much to ask for a totally hot dyke to turn up, fuck her brains out and then get together to beat up Zephyr Breeze? OK, maybe that was asking just a little too much, but a girl could dream! Zephyr was pure rapist material and didn't care about sexuality, if it had a hole and an attractive enough body, he would fuck it. Knowing Zephyr he would probably fuck a horse if he found it sexy enough, weirdo. Rainbow Dash just made here way to the girls changing rooms where she stripped out of her soccer gear and made a beeline for the showers to clean herself up. Shower time was relaxing, but also stressful for Rainbow in a different way, she was the only female soccer player on the team at the moment which meant that the girls she showered with were the incredibly cute and chatty cheerleaders. The unfortunate thing about these cheerleaders is that their main reason for being cheerleaders was that they were hoping to be pinned down and fucked by one of the male soccer players, none of them had any interest in her.

Rainbow didn't understand why these cheerleaders didn't just approach these guys face to face, or drag them into the nearest bathroom or closet for a quickie. There was also the famous rumor that at least one of the principals kept a student under their desk during break times, not to mention there was the idea that if you played your cards right you could have sex with a teacher to relieve some stress and also get marked up a grade as a bonus. It was frustrating because she had to watch the cheerleaders getting all soaped up and wet, with their great tits and big asses and couldn't do anything about it because none of them were into girls, if she could Rainbow Dash would have fucked any single one of them. Alas it was not to be so, so Rainbow Dash had to be content with just ogling them while she showered. When she was done she dried herself off and got into her regular attire and went to see who the try-outs would be for the newest member of the soccer team, they hadn't played with a full team today, which was why it was such a satisfying victory, last week one of the soccer players almost broke his leg and his parents complained, so they had to drop him from the team.

On the list she saw the usual names, Bulk Biceps, Big Macintosh, Trouble Shoes... hang on a moment, there was a new name on the list, a girl! Rainbow didn't hold out any hopes that this girl would necessarily be bisexual or gay, but it would least mean she wasn't the only female soccer player on the team! It would give her someone to talk to during shower time. The name that was written out was Lightning Dust, which struck Rainbow as odd because she didn't know of any students by that name who went to Canterlot High or Crystal Prep, it seemed like she would have to get to know her during try-outs.

-1 week later-

Rainbow Dash made her way onto the pitch to see the try-outs, she was desperately hoping that whoever this "Lightning Dust" was, that she would be a good enough soccer player to become a team member, Rainbow was getting sick of giggling cheerleaders fawning over guys who were all muscle and not much else, but even more she was getting tired of... "Rainbows! Now how did I know I'd find you here?"

Zephyr Breeze, the world's most persistent asshole. Rainbow sighed and said "Maybe it's because you're stalking me?"

Zephyr just brushed off that comment and continued on his own tangent "Well obviously a girl like you would come down to the pitch on try-outs day to try and make me jealous! Look at those guys with all their muscles and stuff, but Rainbows baby, you don't have to try so hard to get my attention!"

It was a miracle that Rainbow hadn't beaten him up yet, there were only two reasons she hadn't, firstly it would get her in trouble and two, Fluttershy had asked her not to. It sometimes took almost 100% of Rainbow's will power to stop herself from just pummeling his face in to make him uglier than he already was. "Zephyr, I don't WANT your attention! Stay away from me for fuck's sake!"

Ever the optimistic Zephyr said "Ooh, language Rainbow's, do you kiss your mother that mouth? Because I'd rather you kiss me!"

Rainbow needed him to go away, because if he didn't, he would die at the hands of an extremely pissed off lesbian called Rainbow Dash. Luckily, rescue was at hand in the form of Big Macintosh, who simply walked over and that was pretty much enough to scare Zephyr Breeze off apparently, he was a big guy after all and he had made it no secret that he wasn't fond of Zephyr Breeze. Rainbow Dash sighed and said "Whew, thanks Big Mac". Big Mac froze, he couldn't say "Eeyup" or "Nope" to that, he was always used to simple straight questions or statements that he could say "Eeyup" or "Nope" to, but rather than remain silent, he did the complete opposite.

"Well you're welcome Rainbow Dash, I saw him over here talkin' to you and you were lookin' a might angry, so I figured that he was yet again tryin' to court you despite you're bein' a lesbian. The least I could do was get him to mosey on, otherwise you'd be gettin' yourself in trouble if you took a swing at him and in all honesty I don't think it's right that he be pursuing you so eagerly when you're clearly not interested. He reminds me too much of that Trenderhoof character that was chasin' AJ around when in the kindest ways she was tellin' him that she wasn't interested in him, a man has to know when to accept defeat otherwise they end up gettin' themselves into trouble. Anyways, I best be gettin' back to the game, let me know if he bothers you again"

Rainbow Dash was stunned, she had never heard Big Mac so say much, she had to admit the big tough guy act and the heroism made her think that shouldn't be so quick to judge big muscular guys as being idiots. In all honesty, if she weren't so into girls, she'd probably go out with Big Mac after hearing that. But the thought of being with a guy made her skin crawl, so as a thank you she just gave him a peck on the cheek and said "Well, you can be articulate when you want to be can't you?"

With a smile Big Mac said "Eeyup!" and ran back onto the pitch. As the try-outs continued, Rainbow Dash tried to spot Lightning Dust among the big burly brutes that where bounding around and chasing the ball, but unfortunately through all the action Rainbow only caught fleeting glimpses of her. Rainbow decided to check out the cheer-leading try-outs to see what they were up to, turns out one of the previous cheerleaders had to leave the team because she got pregnant, which didn't surprise anyone, everyone knew the cheerleaders were just sluts trying to get their daily dose of dick, it was only the really dumb air-headed ones that didn't bother with protection. Among the squad she saw some surprising faces though, most notably though was Sweetie Belle of all girls, as a friend Rainbow Dash figured she would check out why Sweetie Belle was at the cheer-leading try-outs and report back to Rarity if it was something to be concerned about.

"Hey Sweetie Belle! Fancy meeting you here" said Rainbow Dash

Sweetie Belle turned around and smiled when she saw Rainbow Dash "Hi Rainbow Dash! Come to see the try-outs?"

Rainbow went "Yeah you bet! Though I gotta ask, why are you trying out for cheerleader? Shouldn't you be hanging out with Applebloom and Scootaloo?"

Sweetie Belle rolled her eyes and said "Just because us three are friends doesn't mean we are joined at the hip! Besides, Applebloom is at Sweet Apple Acres doing chores and Scootaloo is on vacation"

Well, that answered one question but not the other "Why the cheerleader thing though?"

Sweetie Belle saw right through Rainbows casual attitude and sighed "Because I like the outfits and the cheer-leading seems fun, I'm not here to catch the eye of some hunk so he can bang me OK? Though I admit, it doesn't to hurt to check them out and save what they look like in my mind for later, masturbating is fucking awesome"

Rainbow was satisfied, no problems there. "Yup, masturbating is cool, just wait until you're legal though! Catch you later!" Rainbow Dash walked back to where she was before to see if she could get a better look at Lightning Dust, because even if she didn't make it onto the team she wanted to get to know her and see if she was the kind of girl she might enjoy spending time with, turns out she didn't have to wait too long for that.

The whistle blew signalling the end of the tryouts, the referee, Spitfire, said "Alright everybody that does it for try-outs! Now go hit the showers, you'll find out which of you made it into the team, which of you are reserves and which of you were just terrible, You'll see the results outside my office. Cheerleaders, you were fine I guess, don't know, don't care. So long as you look pretty and can shake a pom pom I don't give a fuck, now scram!"

Truly, Spitfire was a born P.E. teacher. As the players made their way off the pitch, Rainbow finally saw Lightning Dust in all her glory. Holy. Fucking. Shit. Rainbow was instantly enamored, this girl's attractiveness was off the fucking charts, she was so hot Dash actually felt a blush coming on and damn did she rock that fucking soccer outfit, it was like every sexual fantasy Rainbow Dash had ever had decided to come to life in the form of a single babe.