Twilet

I yawn as I get up from my bunk in the Canterlot Castle guard house. It's my usual wakeup time, but I was up a bit later last night preparing for my trip. With my time off request approved, I can finally go to the Fillydelphia Fetish Festival. Held once a year, the festival is a place where ponies with every fetish imaginable met up to discuss and partake in those fetishes. I had wanted to go last year, but the whole Nightmare Moon thing got in the way. This year though, nothing is going to stop me. I make my bed and don my saddlebags, checking to make sure I have everything, I leave once I'm sure I do. The walk from the castle to the train station isn't that long, but I want to catch the early train.

I make it to the platform with time to spare, so I pick up a quick breakfast from the station cafe. With food in my stomach, and a plan in mind, I hop on the train ready for a fun weekend. The train ride to Fillydelphia takes a good couple hours, but it's far from boring. One couple spent the entire time fucking in their seats. Since public sex isn't illegal ponies who are brave or brazen enough fuck in all kinds of public places. Of course, there are laws regulating it and ponies can't just go around unloading their cum on/in others without permission. It's about noon when the train arrives in Filly, and I still have to walk to the hotel where the event is being held. I haven't been here before so I have to use a map to find my way around, but before long I'm at the hotel.

The hotel is quite a sight, towering high into the sky like the rest of the buildings around it. Made of steel and glass, it's a marvel to behold the genius of pony kind. As excited as I am to have made it, the festival doesn't start until tomorrow. I can see ponies setting up as I make my way into the hotel, and I can hardly wait for tomorrow. Checking in at the front desk nets me my room key, as well as a guide to locations to visit while I'm here. Considering I have a whole week off, I'm glad to have something pointing my exploration in the right direction. I climb the stairs to the seventh floor and find my room. It's simple and small but big enough for me. I hook my saddlebags on the door and hop onto the bed. It's nice and comfy and before I know it my eyes are opening again.

Looking at the clock I see that it's now seven in the evening. Considering the nearly two hours it took me to find the hotel, I've slept for a good five hours. I was up quite late last night, I guess I just needed to catch up on some sleep. Not feeling like going down for dinner, I go to my saddlebags and pull out a snack bar to munch on. While I'm eating the snack bar, I turn on the radio and listen to some music. It's nice to be able to look out at the city from my window while listening to Manehattan Radio, who play music from some of the best musicians of the modern age. As much as I want to get swept up by the excitement of it all, I know I still need to go back to sleep, so that I can be rested for tomorrow. The next hour and a half pass slowly, as I listen to the radio, until my eyes finally start to grow heavy again. I shut off the radio and lay down on the bed, out before my head even hits the pillow.

~ooo~

I wake up feeling excited and ready for the day. Rolling out of bed I levitate my saddlebags over and clear them out, except for the essentials of snack bars, bits and my room key. Once I'm ready to go, I head down to the hotel's restaurant for breakfast. I'm early enough that it's not too crowded, having a hearty breakfast of eggs and haybacon to keep me fueled for the day ahead. I can't help but to smile at the number of ponies entering the lobby, either from upstairs or from outside. I'm really going to enjoy this festival.

When I'm done with breakfast I head to the main stage to get a seat. The opening ceremony is only an hour away and the room is already starting to fill up. In what seems like a few moments to me, the room is full and the opening ceremony begins. The host is decked in a nice latex harness, as she announces the opening and welcomes several special guests from the industry. It's a thrilling ceremony, especially since one of the special guests is lowered from the ceiling via a suspension rig. When the opening ceremony ends the crowd disperses to wander and go to events. I make my way through the throng of ponies as I look over my map. There's a panel I want to attend later on, but for now I want to check out the fetish hall.

The fetish hall is one of the biggest draws for the festival. It's two conference rooms dedicated to having a space for every fetish under the sun, where ponies can meet like minded individuals and discuss or partake in their shared fetish. Sure, it may not have every possible variant of a fetish, but you have your overarching ones where you can put up or find requests for certain more specific scenarios. Walking into the first of the rooms, I'm surprised how many ponies there are and quite a few are engaged in some kind of sexual play. Staff are stationed at every tent, which has a banner on it designating what fetish is in that location. I walk the isles looking at all the interesting fetishes and ponies talking/enjoying them.

My first stop is the Urine fetish tent, which is surprisingly packed. There are a few ponies in dresses and suits that are clearly wet, likely the wetting fetish ponies or at least clothed watersports enthusiasts. One mare is rubbing herself while watching one stallion drink piss from another stallion's cock. A fourth mare is watching as well, sipping piss from a glass. I watch as the first stallion guzzles down the piss, and my cock pokes out of my sheath. This is the stuff I'm here for, or at least part of it. I admire the scene for a couple more moments and then move on. I'm surprised that the next tent over isn't the one I'm looking for, but I keep moving down the row. It takes a while to find the one I'm looking for, and I even have to ask one of the staff for directions, but eventually I find it. The scat fetish tent, it's tucked away from the main isles a bit and it's kind of small, but it's here.

I step into the tent, expecting to find it empty except for the assigned staff and find Princess Twilight. She's looking at the board where a couple of ponies have posted notes and ads. When I enter Twilight turns around and smiles at me and asks. "Are you here for the board too?"

I just nod at first before I find my voice to reply. "Yes, I wanted to come last year but the whole thing with Princess Luna returning kept me from being able to."

"Me too, although that was more on account of me finding new friends than anything else. It's nice to meet somepony else who's into scat." She says as she motions over to a couple of pillows set aside for ponies to sit on.

"I agree, it's nice to talk about what you like without ponies looking at you like you crawled out of Tartarus." I reply as I take a seat across from her. "So, what brings you to this tent?"

"You mean, the festival?" Twilight asks as she tilts her head.

"No, I mean, what do you like about scat play?" I ask with a chuckle and Twilight smiles back at me with a nod.

"Ah, yes. Well for one, I like the taste. It's bitter and earthy to the extreme, and the smell is powerful but it's also fun to smear it around." Twilight replies as she relaxes l into her seat. "I've been into scat since I was old enough to know what sex was, which was rather young. I love the taboo of it, most ponies scoff at the idea of it and find it disgusting which just makes it all the more arousing. What about yourself?"

"I'm kind of on the opposite end of the spectrum. I love the idea of using a pony as a toilet, to feed them my excrement and piss all over them. To casually use them whenever you need to, it's exciting." My cock has slipped out of my sheath from all the talk of shit.

"I can see it excites you quite a bit." Twilight says, blushing a little as she gestures to my hardening cock. "It sounds like you've never gotten to try it out though."

I smile at her and give my cock a gentle squeeze with my hoof. "I haven't. My job kind of precludes me from doing anything like that at this time. I'm part of the Canterlot guard, so I bunk with the rest of the guards. Not a lot of privacy and none of them have any interest in this fetish."

"I understand. I know I couldn't really explore my fetishes until I had my own room in the castle." Twilight tells me as she rubs her marehood with a hoof.

"It's why I'm glad I can attend this year." I tell her while stroking my cock openly. "There's nothing more frustrating than not being able to act out the fetishes you want."

"I concur, I've wanted to have somepony shit on me or piss on me for ages but it's hard to find somepony who will do both." Twilight moans and works her hoof harder.

I slow down a little and work the length of my shaft from top to bottom as I watch her. Princess Twilight's moans are cute, and her physical form is stellar. I can picture her now, covered in shit and rubbing it into her coat. Her mane soaked with piss, her scent heavenly, a goddess of filth and sex. I work my cock faster and faster until I feel myself flaring. I aim towards the wall next to us as I groan and pump several shots onto the floor and wall. Twilight moans as she climaxes too, her hooves and the pillow get drenched with an impressive amount of marecum. We both take a minute to recover and calm down before either of us speak up.

"I guess I was a little pent up." Twilight says as she licks her juices off of one of her hooves.

"You and me both, Princess." I say as I adjust a bit in my seat while my cock retreats back into my sheath.

"Twilight."

"Okay Twilight." I give her a grin. "Never thought I'd be on a first name basis with a princess, but I'm glad I met you Twilight."

"Me too, though I never got your name." She says before starting to lick her other hoof.

"It's Silver Shield." I gesture to my cutiemark, which is a round silver shield. "Any other fetishes besides scat and urine?"

"Exhibisionism and oral, but mostly in relation to scat and watersports." She says as she finishes cleaning off her hoof. "I've visited gloryholes before, and I've gotten a taste for semen, but what I really want is to have my face fucked."

"That sounds hot. I myself, enjoy casual and public sex. There's no reason to hide something so natural and fun." I smile thinking about a couple fun times I've had. "The casual part is more to do with wanting to casually use a pony as a toilet."

"You've mentioned that a couple times, and I know you said you haven't gotten to do it before, but can you describe what you mean by that?" Twilight asks as she floats a wipe over from a dispenser by the entrance to the tent.

"Picture if you will, that its the weekend and I'm out enjoying the day. I've had a decent amount to drink, between tea, juice with breakfast, and the milk in my cereal, so I need to go. All the businesses where I am only have restrooms for customers, but that's not a problem for me. I have my friend and toilet with me, so I have them lay down so I can use them." Twilight is enthralled by my senario, and her righf hoof has snuck down to her twat again. "I straddle them so that I can piss on them, and aim myself so that my urine splashes onto their face and mane. I oblige them when they open their mouth for a drink, filling their mouth before trailing my stream down onto their chest. Their fur becoming saturated with my piss."

Twilight moans softly as she gently rubs her cunt. "That's quite a scenario, Silver."

"Yeah, but I haven't ever had a chance to act it out." I say with a sigh.

"What if you could?" Twilight asks as she stops her hoof. "If you had the chance, would you take it?"

"Yes. I would in a heartbeat."

"Then use me." Twilight says as she gestures to herself. "I love to be soaked with piss and covered in shit, so use me."

"I…" I pause for a moment, take a deep breath and continue. "Alright, but we need to establish some rules and boundaries first."

"I agree, like any foray into kink we need to share our limits." Twilight says as she nods. She pulls parchment and an enchanted ink-quill from her bags. "Do you want to start or shall I?"

"I can start. My main hard limit is being on the receiving end of scat play." Twilight scratches that down with her quill as I continue. "As well, I am not looking for romance, to me this is just sexual fun."

"I agree with that." Twilight says as she shifts her quill over to start her own section. "In addition for me, I'm not interested in vaginal or anal sex. I will gladly suck you off or let you fuck my face, but that's about it."

"What about facials or cum splattering?" I ask with a tilt of my head. "I do like to splatter ponies with cum."

"I don't mind that, so long as it doesn't end up on my ass or tail." Twilight replies as she adds to the list.

"Good, at some point I would like to splatter your wings with cum." I tell her with a lustful lick of my lips. Twilight blushes at this and I can't help but to smile.

"Okay, just to recap. No receiving scat or romance for you. No vaginal or anal sex, and no ass shots of cum for me." Twilight says as she reads over the list.

"Sounds right to me." I nod.

"Perfect! So how is this going to work?"

"We'll need to discuss it but, there is a panel that I want to catch that starts in forty-five minutes. Would you like to join me, or do you want to meet up here afterwards?" I ask, gesturing to the clock on the wall.

"Really? Which one?" Twilight asks.

"An Exposition on Exhibisionism, Why Ponies Like to Show Off." I reply as I stand. "Why do you ask?"

"Because I'm on that panel. I'm one of the ponies running it." Twilight says as she stands up as well.

"Then let's meet up for lunch afterwards to discuss our plans further."

"Sounds like a plan. Will you wait for me by the entrance to the room?"

"Absolutely."

~ooo~

The panel was amazingly fun. Hearing Twilight speak about the historical reasons for exhibitionism and seeing the pictures of ancient tomes that provided that info was awesome. I'm still giddy while standing at the doors to the room waiting for her. When she walks up, I clap my hooves and give her a smile. "That was awesome Twilight."

"Thank you Silver. I'm glad you enjoyed it." Twilight says as we start to make our way to the restaurant. "It was fun to get up on stage and share something that wasn't just academic."

"You're certainly good at it. Though given the many papers you've written on magic, I'm not surprised." I tell her as we enter the hallway that leads to the lobby.

"You've seen my work?" Her jaw is slightly agape when I look at her.

"Yeah." I nod, "I've read most of your papers on Starswirl's work, as well as the three you did with your brother's help."

"Wow, I didn't expect that." Twilight replies after a couple moments of silence. "What do you think of Starswirl the Bearded's treaties on the quantum dynamic of magical duality?"

"I find it interesting that magic is both interlinking but unique to the creature you're talking about. Like Rainbow Dash for example, she's the only living pony able to pull off a Sonic Rainboom. It's something unique to her, yet the quantum dynamic Starswirl describes tells us that there is a shared element of magic." I pause to take a breath before continuing. "In this case I would hazard a guess that it's her connection to the Elements of Harmony, and thus you and her other friends that allows her to perform the feat."

Twilight stops walking completely slack jawed and staring at me. I actually have to close her jaw and nod towards the restaurant to get her moving. She's silent the rest of the way there. She only speaks once we're seated and she's had a sip of tea. "Okay, so you know a lot more about magic than most ponies."

"Yeah, it's a hobby of mine." I tell her before taking a sip of my own tea.

"That's more than a hobby, Silver. Most scholars don't know what you casually explained." Twilight takes another swig of her tea. "And it's just a hobby to you?"

"It is. My real passion is defensive magic, which is part of how I got my cutie mark, that's a story for later though. I graduated top of my class from Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns."

Twilight's jaw drops, and the flaps uselessly as she tries to speak before downing the last of her tea in one gulp. "I think I need something stronger."

"As much as I'm sure you'd like that, it's best not to if you want to work out the details for our plan." I tell her as I look over the menu, trying to decide what to have.

"Right, it's just… we went to the same school and now here we are." Twilight says as she finally looks at the menu.

"Yeah, well I was on a bit of a different track than you. What with you being Princess Celestia's prize pupil and all." I tell her as the waitress arrives. We order our lunch, a salad for me and a hayburger for her, as well as two waters.

"Yeah, but I still attended classes with the other students." Twilight says as she hands the waitress her menu.

"But you were a year below me. I started the year before you did." I tell her as I adjust my seat.

"Still I should have seen you at some point." She says before thanking the waitress as a glass of water is set in front of her.

"With how much your nose was in a book, I'm not surprised you didn't. Plus I did graduate a year early, so that cut into the time where you would have seen me." I tell her as I take a sip of my water.

"Okay." Twilight nods before sipping her water. "With all your education you must be at least a sergeant."

"Nope, I'm not a sergeant. Just a lowly guard who stands around all day looking pretty." I tell her as I give her what I hope is a mysterious smile. Twilight grins, chuckles and then laughs as I grin. "Okay, so maybe I'm a designated throne room guard."

"So the throne room squad, huh?" Twilight asks as she calms down.

"Yep. As nice as it is to watch over Princess Celestia, it can get boring at times." I say as the waitress arrives with our food.

Twilight nods and takes a bite of her hayburger. "So I've heard, but it's a right of passage. All the upper rank guards have had that position."

"I have no idea what position the commander has in mind for me, and to be honest I'm a little nervous." I tell Twilight between bites of my salad.

"Don't be, Celestia is always fair and listens to ponies' concerns. If you're worried, talk to her and if you need somepony to set up that meeting, I can do it." Twilight smiles at me. "I may have just met you, but I can tell you're a good pony."

"Thank you, Twi." I smile and ask. "Do you mind if I call you that Twilight?"

"I don't mind at all Silver. Now I believe we have details to discuss." Twi says before taking another bite of her hayburger.ger.

“Alright Twi, let’s start with the basics. I want to use you exclusively as my toilet for the rest of the festival.” I say, laying my fork down next to my empty bowl.

Twilight finishes her hayburger before replying. “I want to be covered in and/or ingest your waste.”

“Then from here we need to decide how and when. Now I have no problem using you whenever and wherever, but we do have to think about the other guests as well as the festival’s rules.”

Twii hums and noms on a fry for a moment. "The festival's rules are clear, no fetish activity outside of the conference rooms or your rented room. As well, fetishes that can create a mess are restricted to their fetish tents or specially designated area."

"That's a bit disappointing. I wanted to give you a shower while you were on stage." I tell her before draining my glass of water.

"You can still do that." Twilight says as she munches on another fry. "There is the extreme fetish panel that I'm part of. Plus there are special designated areas in all of the rooms."

"That's great!." I say as I pull out the bits to pay for the meal. "But what about the other half?"

"That's a bit annoying. We can only do that in a room or the tent." Twilight finishes off the last of her fries and has a sip of water.

"I can work with that." I nod and thank the waitress as they return with the receipt.

"Do you want to head back to the tent, or was there somewhere else you wanted to go?" Twi asks before downing the rest of her water.

"Well, I would like to visit the vendor hall. Though, does that have one of those designated areas?" I ask as I stand up and push my chair in.

"It does." Twi nods as she gets up as well. "Most of the rooms do, except the fetish halls."

I nod and we make our way to the vendor hall. It takes up two large conference rooms on the second floor, and there is every conceivable fetish accessory there. Dildos, pocket pussies, popup gloryholes, the list goes on. Twilight and I walk down the rows, looking at all kinds of sex equipment. The number of things that can be used for sex is astonishing. Among the other services and fetish porn being sold. As we walk, Twi points out the designated area and I ask her to follow me over to it.

"Lay down Twi. I'm going to use you." I tell her as I gesture to an open corner of the space, the whole of which is covered in plastic to prevent messes from ending up on the carpet. Twilight doesn't hesitate and lays down in the corner, her head resting on her hooves. I step over her so that my sheath is pointed down at her face and I begin to urinate on her with a sigh. My stream rains down on Twilight's head, soaking her mane and face, while rivulets of piss stream down her head. After a few moments, Twilight lifts her head and catches my stream in her mouth.

She keeps her mouth open, collecting my stream until it overflows and pours down her neck and chest. I use my magic to aim my cock higher, and arc it over her head to hit her back. I manage to get her wings a bit damp before my stream runs dry. When I step back, I'm treated to the glorious sight of Twilight, soaked and with a mouth full of piss tjat she's proudly showing off. Once she knows I've seen it, she swallows and then shows me her empty mouth as proof. I can feel my cock drop from its sheath and harden. I step up to her and poke her lips with my dick, which she takes into her mouth and sucks on. I groan as her tongue wraps around me and she fondles my balls with her hoof.

I hump her face, trying to drive myself deeper into her. Twi hums around my cock and bobs her head in time with my thrusts. After a about a minute I start properly fucking her face. I pound my cock into her throat with each thrust, as she grips my flanks and tries to pull me deeper each time. I can feel her swallow my cock every time I hilt myself in her. It's overwhelming, and I don't last long. I pull all the way out as my tip flares. I aim at her face and splatter her mouth, and nose with the first shot. The second and third pulses of cum I manage to aim at her face and the last two go high. One streaks her mane and the other sails over her completely, landing behind her on the plastic.

When I step back I smile at her. She looks sexy with cum on her face. "That's a good look on you Princess."

Twilight blushes, "then just wait until I'm covered in something filthier. It'll drive you wild."

~000~

"You've been quiet tonight Silver." Twi says as she sets down her fork.

"I've just been thinking about how we met." I say with a smile. "That was a fun weekend."

"It was." Twilight says, taking a sip of her water before continuing. "But what's bringing this up now?"

"The festival is happening again in a few months and I was wondering if you wanted to go." I tell her as I float our empty plates into the kitchen.

"I would love to!" Twi says with a beaming smile. "I've wanted to go back and participate again since we met."

"I'm glad to hear that. I'm going to see about making reservations well ahead of time, so we get a good room."

"Silver, the hotel has a Princess Suite always available for a princess of Equestria. I'll write a letter and ask them to have keys ready for us for the dates of the festival."

"A nice luxurious room to get you messy in, sounds fun." I tease as we get up from the table. "I can hardly wait for it."

"Me too." Twi says before giving me a hug before we both head to the library to find a book to read.