After a very rough time holding the fort in night court, Luna just can't wait to get back to her room and relax and kick back with a nice cup of chocolate milk flavored coffee to help her have a nice, long sleep. 

The only problem? 

IT'S FUCKING GONE AND SHE KNOWS WHO TOOK IT! HER STUPID PRANKING SISTER, CELESTIA! 

So, Luna, really needing her precious caffeine drug, storms off deciding to not only take back her coffee but get dirt on Celestia and her biological and bastard (as in fatherless. He’s actually a good kid) son, Shooting Star, during the tutoring session they have every Friday night. 

When she arrives there, though, she gets far more than she bargained for. 

And learns far more than she ever wanted or thought possible about Celestia and Shooting Star. 

Kinky, sexy, and deeply disturbing things. 

Things that leave Luna with a choice when she gets back to her room with the evidence. 

A very difficult choice. 

One that naturally leads into the obligatory sequel! Yay, Hollywood!

My entry to the Found Out February Contest

Special Thanks To My Beta-Reader/Editor For This Story: Rexketchum! He may not have actually done all that much editing, but certainly without him being such a good hypeman and springboard to bounce off of, this story would never have gotten finished on time for sure!

Triggers Include: Mother/Son incest, inbreeding impregnation, some light bondage, eating cum covered food, and a mention of Flash Sentry being in a long term committed relationship with everypony's favorite purple smart ass animoo waifu.

This is my first ever fic for anything ever, let alone a comedic incest crackfic. And I do mean a comedic incest crackfic. If a narrator who breaks the fourth wall and makes constant pop cultural references and just weird sayings doesn't strike you, I'm sorry. It's the only way I know how to write anything.

All I'm asking for is for you guys, especially the experiences guys, to be gentle. Though I would like to know if you catch any spelling or grammar errors so I can correct them with an unrelenting, furious wrath.

And remember kiddos: Incest Just Works.