Rarity's Raunchy Ranch Ride

"I just don't get it Sassy..." Rarity said, taking a drag on her cigarette before putting it out and sipping on her glass of wine. "I'm in my early thirties now and still a virgin because no man I have gone out with has ever had the balls to fuck me and I have no idea why" she said.

Sassy was dealing with fabrics while listening to Rarity's guy problems "Well, are you sure you're making it quite clear to these men that you want to get intimate?"

Rarity turned to her and said "Well, last Christmas, I invited my then boyfriend to join me in the bedroom once he had finished the dinner I cooked him, when he arrived I was on the bed wearing nothing but a Santa hat and holding mistletoe over my pussy. He ran away and I never heard from him again, am I being too forward?"

Sassy shook her head and said "Oh heavens no, that sounds like something any man would find rather alluring" Rarity wasn't particularly pleased with that answer, because it still didn't answer her question.

"Well then what am I doing wrong? Are these men just going out with me to take advantage of my generosity? Am I on some kind of weird secret harlot bingo? I mean I'm a successful business woman, a fashion icon, model and designer that owns boutiques in some of the most fashion forward cities in America, I have a very generous income, I'm not sure what it is that have these men running!"

It was upon hearing this that Sassy reached an epiphany "Well, maybe that's it Rarity! You're too successful!"

Rarity didn't understand "What on Earth do you mean Sassy?"

Sassy said "Well, like you said you're successful, kind and if you don't mind my saying, quite attractive. Perhaps these men feel intimidated somehow? Like they can't possibly compare to you, even in the bedroom". It sounded silly, but it made perfect sense, it was the only logical explanation.

That however, presented Rarity with a new problem "But... then how am I going to convince them to have sex with me? If I can't convince a man to have sex with me then my next boyfriend will be too scared and the whole thing will start again! I can't have an endless cycle of scared little boys too afraid of not being able to please me".

Sassy recognized the dilemma, but didn't have a solution "Well, I don't know what to say Rarity, have you considered maybe experiencing a woman's touch first?"

Rarity took another sip of wine and said "It's a fine idea, I admit sometimes I have fantasized in engaging in a little girl-on-girl, but I really think I ought to have a man before I start exploring my sexuality, besides I want to bag a man long term, I can't see myself being in a real relationship with a woman."

Sassy said "Well, why don't you ask your friends? I have everything in hand here, I'll look after the boutique and you can visit home and ask some of your friends about it?"

That wasn't a bad idea, Rarity turned to her and said "Oh Sassy! That's a wonderful idea! Thank you so much"

Sassy scoffed and said "Think nothing of it darling, now go"

With that Rarity began the journey home to visit the biggest slut she knew from her circle of friends, Twilight Sparkle.