Jeff's adventure

by ARandomLonelyDude

Rating: teen
Tags: Main 6, Profanity, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human, Princess Luna, Adventure, Princess Celestia
Length: 5342

A wild Jeff is in equestria. What will happen?

Jeff appears. He was trapped but now he is free. Learn about the history of Equestria with Jeff.

This story is cancelled until I can come up with a good idea for it. If you want to continue it then message me.
edit:

This story is going to be rebooted.

Published 2021-03-05 20:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2021-05-03 17:37:36 UTC

Appearing

Jeff was dressed in his costume and was waiting for his sister to come downstairs so they can go trick or treating. Jeff couldn't think why his sister, a 12 year old girl who should have matured a bit at least, would still want to go trick or treating. He never was the one to participate in wearing a disguise and demanding candy from his neighbors. He just wanted to go to the party at 8:00 pm for the free food. Jeff hated the fact that he had to wear a costume to enter the party but he had to look after his sister.

"I'm ready!", a voice shouted.

"About time", Jeff muttered as he got up from his seat. His sister was dressed up as some pop star he couldn't identify. The dress had a lot of bright colo(u)rs that made his eyes hurt a little bit.

"How is my dress?", she asked excitedly. She was always a bit immature and somewhat spoiled.

"Very original.", he replied sarcastically. His sister was about to argue but a third voice stopped them.

"Now Jeff, please don't start an argument with your sister or neither of you will go to the party."

"Okay mom.", Jeff answered back. "And look at your costume! You look ridiculous!", his sister added.

"No, I don't.", Jeff retorted. He was wearing a black knee length trench coat, black pants, an old, plain brown shirt and black combat boots(AND of course, socks). His costume also included a grey bag that he used for school, a navy blue Stetson and a gas mask. He was supposed to look like a wastelander from fallout.

He looked at his mom who had entered the living room and went. "Why do I have to do this again?"

"She is your sister. She's only 12. You're 17. You should look out for her.", she stated with crossed arms and a disapproving look. He just muttered something.

"Since Susan here took too long, we can't go trick or treating.", Their mom stated. Susan got sad and annoyed and was about to voice her displeasure but was cut off by Jeff.

"Okay cool! Let's go!", He said in a cheerful voice as he tried to pull his mom to the front door. His mom just sighed.

"I'm coming!", She exclaimed. Jeff stopped trying to pull his mom and just exited the house to get to the car in the driveway. His sister and mom followed and locked the house. They got in the car and were soon on the way to the party. They parked the car a little bit away from the address as Susan wanted to do some trick or treating. Jeff was looking around while his sister went to another house to get candy while being watched by their mom. He spotted a REALLY cool stick and just knew he had to get it. Jeff's mom watched as Jeff went off to get some stick. She never understood why boys do this and looked back to Susan but her thoughts were interrupt by a loud bang. She immediately recognised the sound of a gunshot and looked around. Susan was spooked. She looked to Jeff.

She screamed.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Jeff woke up from his slumber. He was still stuck in his stone prison with his companion. He remembered seeing that memory again. No matter how much he tried he could not suppress it. In his vision he could see a bit of his companion, the garden and

the tyrant.

(Perspective change)

Celestia was worried. Her niece's wedding was tomorrow and she didn't want it threatened. There were tumors of an attack that was going to take place. She had decided to take a walk through the garden to relax a bit. She passed by Discord's statue. Not feeling any magic from it, she was a bit more relaxed. Then she passed that statue. It was the statue of a bipedal creature with a long coat and a sphere of diameter 1 hoof(1 foot) being held by it. It always made her a bit tense. She could feel absolutely nothing from the statue.
Something was wrong. Maybe they had lived out their mortal lives. But the statue preserves every being in it. It wasn't proven. After all, Discord was the only other being to be trapped in stone. She absent mindedly read the plaque on the base of the statue. It read 'Jeff the not idiot'. Honestly why did she even bother trying to change it back to 'the creature' when it just changed back to the current. Shortly after a servant came to inform her of a noble causing trouble causing Celestia to leave.

Meanwhile

In the connection between the human and the sphere a conversation was happening.

"Tomorrow an event will occur.", The sphere states.
"Cool", Jeff answered.
"One of us will have to exit this prison"
"I know and I have the power to do it"
"Who will g-"
"Mr. Eye, you're gonna go"
"Why?"
"Remember how I can see what you see if you want me to."
"Oh. I get it."
"Good but now rest. We need the extra power"

XXXXXXXXXXX

In the early morning of the next day, a guard was doing his rounds. He had been stationed there because of Princess Cadance's wedding. He could have sworn that he saw a sphere leaving the garden. He dismissed it as a cloud.

That day the attack happened. Queen Chrysalis and her changelings had attacked canterlot to steal all the love but were thrown out by the love explosion caused by princess Cadance and Price Shining Armour. Unfortunately this only threw out the changelings that were alive. Alot of bodies had to be removed. About 150 changelings were dead and their bodies had to be removed. Princess Celestia had sent out guards to catch and kill any changelings they found but so far they had found none. Celestia just wanted to get rid of the problem she could not years ago.

A few weeks later the crystal empire had reappeared after it's banishment by the mad king. She had sent the newly wed Prince and princess to take care of it for the time being. She later sent the elements to fight the king if he came back but he did not. Instead they had found a giant hole a bit away from the empire that led to a cavern deep beneath the empire. It was littered with shards of broken dull red crystals. The shards could not be analysed as they turned to dust if disturbed in any way.

Right now Celestia was taking a walk through the gardens with luna.
"Luna, you should stop stressing about king Sombra."

"But he could be making a grand scheme to take over equestria at this very moment."

"If he would have then-", Celestia abruptly stopped. This confused luna.

"Get your armour and weapons now!", Celestia ordered.

"Why?"

"One of the two statues is gone."

A few minutes ago:
Jeff finally broke out of his stone prison. He was currently dusting off any of the dust that was still on him. He kept his gas mask on seeing that it was useful. Originally he had written infinite durability on his mask and bag. After being sent to this world he found out that thet were truly infinitely durable. He walked on the path back to the castle as he had to get his bag which was taken from him. A guard was stationed next to the gate. He approached the guard calmly. The guard immediately pointed his spear at him and shouted, "Halt creature!". He was a bit surprised when the creature stopped.

"How did you get in here?!", the guard asked.

"Rock magic.", Jeff replied trying to sound innocent.

"Identify yourself.", the guard ordered.

"Jeff"

"Jeff who?"

"Jeff the not idiot"

The guard immediately recognised the creature as one that was once an infamous murderer that Princess Celestia and Princess Luna had stopped. He froze in fear. Jeff saw this and decided 'Frick this' and knocked the guard out. He hid the guard in a bush and walked into the castle looking for his bag.
'Damn! This place is huge!'

XXXXXXX

The princess' had quarantined the castle meaning nopony got on or out. The elements had been called. All the guards were searching for Jeff. Meanwhile Jeff had finally found a map of the castle. He reached into his coat and pulled out his modified phone. It looked like a walkie talkie but with a touchscreen, camera and the strength of a nokia phone. He took a picture of the map and used it to guide himself to the room with all the magical artefacts that were not to be seen by the public.

Meanwhile:
The elements had finally arrived. They were immediately taken to the artefact vault where the princesses were.

"Princess Celestia! What is wrong! Is it the changelings? Or sombra? Or-", twilight greeted Celestia

"Worse.", Celestia answered. All the elements were confused.

"What could be so bad that it sends the castle into quarantine?", Twilight asked.

"It is-", luna was cut off.

"Me!"

Author's Note

Sorry if it feels rushed.
Please tell me how it is.

Fear

A rainbow blur immediately tried to hit Jeff but was stopped. Everypony present was baffled. Rainbow Dash was flying too fast for a telekenisis spell to stop her. Twilight was more baffled by the fact that a non unicorn was using magic.

"You know that trying to punch someone really hard is not a way to greet them?", Jeff scolded Rainbow Dash.

"Let me go monster!", Rainbow yelled. She was expecting to be dropped but was surprised when Jeff set her down on the floor. She immediately flew back to her friends.

"Jeff! For your crimes agai-", Celestia spoke in her royal canterlot voice but was cut off when her mouth was forcibly closed.

"I would like to know what are the crimes 'I' commited.", He asked in an emotionless voice. The magical aura that was around Celestia's mouth disappeared allowing her to speak. Twilight noted that it had a light blue aura.

"You have slaughtered 1000 ponies for no reason!", Celestia answered. Everyone was immediately very scared of Jeff. Except Apple Jack. She knew something was off about what the princess said. Jeff spoke up again.

"What evidence do you have?", Celestia was bout to open her mouth but suddenly a chill ran up her spine. She suddenly felt paralyzing fear she had never felt before. Jeff was delighted to see his new spell work but hid it. He looke at the entire group of royal guards, princesses and the elements. They also ceased moving and that meant his spell was working correctly.

"Actually I don't want to know as it is probably because princess said so"

He suddenly clapped his hands in front of him and then slowly brought them apart. The paralyzed crowd in front of him also started splitting into two halves to make a path to the vault for him. He walked pat them and up to the door. It was locked. Not a problem for him as the door slowly started bending and compressing making a way for him to enter. The princesses, elements and guards could see in their peripheral vision that he had entered the vault. They could only think about what artefact he would escape with.

Jeff looked around the vault looking for his bag. Knives. No. Strange amulet. No. Sceptre. No. Bag. Yes. He walked to his bag and saw that they had not been able to open it. There were multiple burn marks on it that signified that someone had tried to open it but all they had done was make it dirty. He picked it up and opened the zipper that was enchanted to only respond to his touch. He pulled out a note book, a pen and a black sharpie which had a strange glow. He exited the vault then had a thought and turned back to it. The group outside watched the door fix itself after Jeff had exited and turned around to look at it. He then went up to Celestia, tore out a page from his notebook, wrote something on it and then stuck it to Celestia where it remain stuck magically. He then walked to the front of the group, turned towards them and spoke in a casual tone.

"Now as much as I would like to stay here and do whatever, I won't as I have a country to build." Then he teleported out of sight.

Immediately everypony felt the fear leave their bodies and they could move again. Rainbow was about to fly off to search for Jeff but was stopped by Apple Jack grabbing her tail. Twilight was the first one to speak.

"He killed 1000 ponies!? How will we able to stop him from doing something like that again!"

"That is unlikely", Luna stated. Everyone looked at her with questioning looks. She cleared her throat and spoke ,"He said that he had a country to build."

"He could have meant taking over Equestria!", Twilight countered now panicking. Meanwhile Celestia removed the note that Jeff yad attached to her and read it over. She immediately tried to incinerate it but failed. Luna took notice and took the note I her mahical grip and brought it to herself much to Celestia's dismay.

"Stop! Don't read that!", She ordered but was too late. Luna now had a slight blush as she finished reading the note. She looked at her sister and quickly looked away. Pinkie Pie saw the note and spoke.

"Maybe he left us some clues through that note like any dumb villain would."

"The note! Princess Luna, could you please read that note to us. Maybe we ca track him down.", Twilight was now relieved.

"Yeah! When I find him I'll beat him up!", Rainbow added.

"That doesn't seem nice.", Fluttershy voiced her opinion very quietly. Luna looked at the guards who were waiting for orders.
"I need every available guard to keep a lookout for Jeff. Give all the patrols a description of him and orders to arrest him if seen. I also want every search party that was looking for Changelings to now look for Jeff. Is that clear?!"

"Yes princess!", The guards said before leaving to follow their new orders. Luna focused her attention at the elements.

"About the note, I need you all to pinkie promise to never speak of what is written to anypony.", Luna said. The elements did the pinkie promise actions and then Luna showed them the note. It read

Celestia, I know that we hate each other for reasons but I'm concerned about your action in the garden about 2 months ago. You had gotten a three layered cake for eating. You had finished that 2 foothoof tall cake in 10 seconds by seemingly unhinging your jaw like a snake. I swear I also saw a snake tongue wrap around the cake and pull it into your mouth. If you r having problems please write to the address at the end of the letter. Also luna is very cute looking when not trying to kill me. I know that she likes banana.
This is my address if anyone but you wants to send me a letter(unless it is some type of diplomatic stuf, I don't want enemies). When teleporting to me all spells on the letter will get undone so no tracking me
Jeff's flying dumpster, y0 mam4 f4t

"How did he write this so fast?", Rainbow asked.

"Wha' do you mean by that! We just got his address to track 'im down!", Apple jack said annoyed by Rainbow's dumb question.

"How serious do you think this address is! He might as well have written 'bottom of the bottomless pit'", Twilight shouted pointing out Apple Jack's dumbness.
Out of no where Pinkie pulled out a pen and paper and started writing,
"Dear mr.Jeff,

Why are you such a meanie to everypony? Also what type of cake do you like? Do you like parties? Are you an alien? Are you here to conquer Equestria for your alien empire? Please reply asap.
Yours truly,
Pinkamena Diane Pie a.k.a. Pinkie Pie"

She then wrote the address as everypony warched. When she finished writing it, the letter was surrounded by a light blue Glow similar to Jeff's magical aura. In a flash of light it disappeared. A few moments later a response came.

A calm trip

'Damn! Ilooks beautiful.' Jeff thought as he looked down at Canterlot from his bvew point on Canterhorn mountain.
'Time for work.' he thought as he turned around and entered a cave. He pulled out a torch from his coat and turned it on. The torch didn't help very much but Jeff continued into the cave. After a while a letter mayerialized in front of him.
'Looks like they tried.' he took the letter and read its contents. His response was
Dear Pinkie Pie
I'm a bit busy at the moment. I don't want anyone to send me a letter for the next 10 minutes. Anyway I will your questions.
I'm not a meanie, Celestia just lies alot.
I like chocolate cake. I don't like parties too much but if you throw it I'll come.
I can be considered an alien by you but don't start calling me mr. Alien or that biz.
I am not going to conquer a country filled with racists and xenophobes.
Jeff

He sent the letter away with his magic. Continuing his walk in the cave he came across a stick.
'Found it'

The note helped Pinkie Pie find out a few things about Jeff.
"At least he won't attack us...", Fluttershy said.

"Still how coud he call us racists! Ponies are the most accepting creatures and we're definitely not xenophobic!", twilight shouted angrily after reading the note.

"I say we keep on sending him letters as revenge!", Rainbow added.

Jeff pulled out the small glass bottle that was buried on the spot that the stick marked. He cleaned it to look inside.
'Still there' he thought as he looked at the tiny airship that was inside. He quickly exited the cave and looked around for a suitable spot.
'Will I risk getting caught to arrive a bit early?'
'Yeah I will' he thought as he walked to the spot. He took the airship in a bottle and threw it at the rocky ground. The bottle broke just as expected and the tiny airship started floating in the air. After floating away from the mountain it started growing in size.
'I will never get used to that!' he thought as the airship reached full size. It was probably causing a panic down in Canterlot with its sudden appearance but Jeff didn't care. He jumped over to the small platform on the side that had a door that led inside. It was easy as the growing had caused the side of the ship to be much closer. He opened the door and stepped inside. The upper deck had a few bed rooms and a main hall. He walked to the pilot's cabin and started up the engines that would keep the ship afloat after all the magic holding up the ship would soon disappear. He pulled a lever and pressed four buttons. A grin was on his face under his gas mask as he heard the familiar sound of engines starting up.

In Canterlot, the guards were having a hard time keeping the citizens calm as a huge airship just appeared. A guard ran to the princesses to inform them of what has happened.

"Princess! A huge airship has appeared over Canterlot. We-"

"What is the name of the airship?", Celestia asked the guard.

"Jeff's flying dumpster."

Jeff removed his gas mask and put it in his bag. Removing the bag and throwing it on to the pilot's seat, an alarm sounded. Jeff groaned.
'I am already late!' He looked at the console and his right eye twitched a bit at the warning.

Warning: low on fuel.

The elements and the princesses had exited the castle. They were greeted with the sight of guards trying to calm down the panicked citizens. In the sky was a mighty airship with the name in big bold letters," JEFF'S FLYING DUMPSTER".
It had four propellers facing upwards and two propellers below them to facing forwards. Twilight was fascinated by the airship.

"That airship uses a balloon and propellers to hold itself up but who would be pedalling them?", twilight asked. Equestrian society wasn't advanced enough to have internal combustion engines.
The fast moving propellers that held the ship up started slowing causing the airship to start descending.

"The airship... it's going to ponyville!", Luna shouted.

"Okay. So, not enough fuel to get to my location. Let's see if there is aomewhere safe to land...", Jeff thought out loud as he headed towards the map on the wall.

"Gah! I'm stupid! I could've gotten a map at least!", he shouted after looking at the outdated map. It didn't even show Canterlot.

He looked out the cabin through the main window. He saw the Everfree forest, the only place that would be considered normal by any human if you remove the monsters it creates. It looked exactly like it did 1300 years ago. He spotted a town and decided to head in that direction. There was alot of gemstones that could be ground up and used as fuel over there.
He got in the pilot's seat and took the wheel. He could fly for another two hours at most.
'Onwards to random town!'

The elements had gotten into a chariot that was chasing after the airship but was lagging behind. There were three more chariots. Two had royal guards and the third had the princesses. Rainbow Dash was chasing after the ship and catching up.

She was going to catch this monster and save her town. She landed on top of the airship. There was a hatch leading downwards. She got to it and opened it thinking that Jeff didn't get to know. Jeff however was not dumb. There was an invisible barrier around the ship that senesed if something got close.

On the console a light flashed and Jeff immediately knew someone was coming. Putting the airship on autopilot, he thought about what to do. An idea came to his head. He made an illusion of him sitting on the couch in the living room. There was a hatch on the ceiling of the living room that led to the inside of the airship where the gas was stored in smaller balloons and to the top of the envelope(a zepplin for those who don't know). The infiltrator will most likely enter from there meaning that they would be greeted by his illusion. He put his mask on so the illusion also got a mask. Then he waited.

Rainbow Dash had never seen such a construct before. Unlike the airships she knew about this one had a complete frame with catwalks and balloons that held the gas. However she continued flying down the ladder. At the bottom she could see another hatch. She opened and immediately flew down, her eyes scanning the space for the monster. There he was, sitting on a couch as if he's innocent.

"Hello there miss Dash! Please take a seat. Also there won't be any refreshments.", he said in a cheerful voice.

"Don't miss. Dash me, monster! I'm here to stop you from destroying my home!", she shouted. He then stared at her for 10 seconds and then facepalmed.

"Why does everyone think that I want to destroy their homes?", he asked to no one in particular.

"Probably because you killed 100 ponies just like that!"

"What evidence is there?", Jeff asked Rainbow who had now landed on the floor.

"Princess Celestia said so."

"You know what, you're a fucking idiot like most of the population of this godforsaken place!", Jeff's illusion shouted as he got up from his seat. He continued,"Just because Sun butt said it, you'll believe it like the sheep you are!". His voice was becoming louder and angrier and this was scaring Rainbow. He started approaching her slowly while continuing, "When you were sent to the crystal empi- I mean kingdom, to go fight that mad king, Sun butt told you that he had enslaved the kingdom to dig a hole to get back his 'army'. I bet she never told you that it was actually his race that was falsely imprisoned and not an army! Did she tell you?!"

Rainbow gulped and answered,"No...".

"Exactly what I thought.", his illusion said as he huffed and crossed his arms. He continued, "Now how about get your ass off my ship, go to sun butt and ask why didn't she tell you", he said as he walked to the door on the side and opened it.

"Also tell sun butt that if she continues following me, I will change my objective to destroying that town. Now fuck off!", he shouted as Rainbow Dash exited the airship and sped back to the chariots.

Rainbow Dash had entered the princess' carriage and told them about the threat Jeff had made but left out the part about the empire. Princess Celestia however was not affected and called it a bluff. They were going to land in 10 minutes.

Rainbow Dash had finished telling the entire conversation including the bit about the empire to her friends in their carriage.

"Such uncouth language!", Rarity voiced her opinion.

"I agree with you on that but Princess Celestia lying to us! I can't believe that!", Twilight said, a bit amused by the monster's claims.

"I know but he didn't sound like he was lying...", Rainbow said as she rubbed the back of her head.

"Maybe we can have a talk with 'im. See whats 'is deal?", Apple Jack suggested.

"What would stop him from lying to us agian?", Twilight asked.

"We have the element of honesty right here who also doubles as a lie detector!", Pinkie said,"Besides, he was trapped in stone for very long so maybe he know something we don't."

"I think Pinkie is right. He did know about us being sent to the empire...", Fluttershy added.

This left Twilight deep in thought.

Jeff was in the pilot's seat thinking about how the conversation could've gone better. He slowly wandered to the first memories in Equestria.

Author's Note

I see that some of you have disliked the story. Please share in the comments why and how I can improve.

memories

UNKNOWN LOCATION

Jeff opened his eyes slowly. He was floating around in an empty black space. There was a sphere a bit away from him but he didn't care. He tried remembering what happened. At first nothing but then it hit him like a bullet train. The party, the cool stick, the gunshot and then waking up here. He started to panic and flailed his arms around. He suddenly felt a force pulling him. He looked at the sphere and it was also being pulled. He started to lose consciousness...

Everfree Forest, 57 years after founding of Equestria i.e. Year 57

Jeff woke up in the middle of a clearing in a forest. He got up and looked around. He could see his bag a bit away from him. A pair of black gloves were resting on it. He got up and walked to his bag. He picked the gloves up and looked around. Maybe they were someone's. He put on the gloves seeing that no one was there. They fit perfectly. He then lifted his bag to find out it had gained weight. He opened the bag ,turned it upside down and started shaking it. A notebook, a black sharpie with a strange glow, a pen, a folded paper with something written on it, a metal lunchbox, a metal rod and a walkie talkie like thing fell out.
He started to panic. He was in a forest with no protection, his bag was suddenly bigger on the inside and there was a floating eyeball-
There was a floating eyeball of 1 foot diameter just staring at him. He wanted to pass out but couldn't. He involuntarily reached down to the pile and picked up the folded paper. He opened it and read what it said:

INSTRUCTIONS

Greetings traveler! You can see that you are somewhere you do not recognize and probably have multiple questions. Do not worry as they are answered below.

Q:Where on Earth am I?
A:You are no longer on Earth!

Q:Why is my purse/bag/suitcase/sack/etc. bigger on the inside?
A:To help you survive in this new world!

Q:What is this world?
A:You must find out yourself about where you are as the guide can only answer so much.

Q:Who wrote this guide and who is it for?
A:This guide was created by [REDACTED]! and this guide is for beings like you!

Q:Who are beings like me?
A:Beings that were supposed to play important roles in their world but died before their time.

Q:What are the items that I have gotten from my bag?
A:You have received-

-1 multi phone from your preferred brand.

-1 summoning lunch box.

-1 (rod shaped) multi tool.

-Please note that any items in your bag may have been enchanted and if you were wearing wooden armor for example, it has become real armor.

Q:Can I go home?
A:Unfortunately, no as you have died in your world.

Q:What do I do with this guide?
A:Keep this guide close as it also doubles as an instruction manual. Simply think of doing something and the instructions
will appear on this paper. Also things you can acquire instructions for are limited but the instructions will get implanted in your head making you smarter.

Further questions can be searched up on you phone.

"What?", Jeff thought out loud as he finished reading the paper.

"You need help wrapping your head around what is going on?", the sphere asked.

Jeff now gave 0 fucks about what is happening and said, "Yes."

Castle of the two sisters, Year 57

Day court had gone fine. Celestia was answering to another petitioner when she felt it. Every unicorn had felt a huge wave of magic wash over them. Right now she was leading 50 royal guards alongside her sister to investigate what had caused such a large burst of magic.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!", a bipedal creature ran past them screaming. The creature also had a floating sphere behind it. They were momentarily confused but a bush rustling got their attention. An Alpha timberwolf appeared from behind the bushes along with 3 other normal timberwolves. The alpha wolf looked at Celestia hungrily.

"Luna, take 20 guards with you and follow that creature. We will deal with this.", Celestia ordered and Luna complied. The timberwolves started attacking.

Jeff was running until he bumped into something and sent that something and Jeff onto their butts. Both him and the something went 'oof' at the collision. He groaned as he rubbed his stomach which was paining as if he ran into a table. He looked at what he ran into. It was a bug horse unicorn thing that was rubbing its horn with its hoof. It had yet to open its eyes and so without thinking he immediately jumped into the closest bush. The floating eyeball named Judge Eye was hiding with him as well.
"Want to observe that creature from this bush?", eye said. Jeff removed his mask and looked at eye angrily.
"I was observing those wood dogs just like you recommended me to and look what happened.", Jeff whisper-shouted. Suddenly the clanking of metal could be heard.
"Dang. What could it be now?"

Author's Note

Sorry this is rather short.
Please give criticism.