“Am I dead?” That was the only question Spike felt like asking. He was surrounded by darkness. He felt absolutely nothing. It caused him to shudder while feeling the surrounding nothingness. He didn’t even feel the wind blowing against his face. Though at the same time, he felt as though he was in a place, a wrong place. Something that was by far older than time and older than his world. But far more dangerous. If he stayed here, he might’ve been lost forever, swallowed into this dark abyss. Then without warning, there was light. It was small like a star on a warm summer night. And then it got more prominent, and Spike felt as though he was being pulled towards it. Like a moth going towards an open flame. That light slowly became blinding as he grunted. However, he could not move his arms to cover his face.

He had to endure that light until there was a flash of darkness once more. Then be began seeing - thing. First, it was all blurry, so all he could see was colors, and then those blurry images began to change and take shapes as he started to realize he was being surrounded by tree’s not just a few but a lot, soon sound followed with it, as he could hear the birds chirping, and the light humming of insects. Truly the wonders of nature

Spike groaned as he grabbed his head. It suddenly began pounding like he was experiencing the worst hangover in his life. Soon he stepped forward. That was when he suddenly realized. He took a step. He looked down and saw he was standing on his own two legs.

“Holy shit, Holy shit. Fucking Holy shit! I can walk, I can mother fucking walk.” There Spike Storm screamed out like a child on a sugar rush. He began jumping into the air running around. His legs were moving. A month of loss of these sweet babies, and he planned on never going back to that. He felt like a child on Christmas. He thought of the lottery ticket. He reached down, trying to grab it, only to realize it wasn’t there. He was missing his clothes.

“Ok, I admit I should be questioning why I’m naked in the middle of a forest, but fuck it, I can walk.” He started stretching and moving around. He didn’t realize how much he missed walking and bouncing around. Suddenly he heard growling and turned his head around very, very slowly.

Standing there, almost ten feet tall. It was a gigantic Grey wolf. It was Baring its teeth at him and stared at him like a 5-course meal. Spike couldn’t help but remember the preacher and the Bear song: The preacher has never seen anything’ quiet that large. They looked each other right smack in the eyes. Didn’t take that preacher long to say Bye.

Like that preacher, Spike started running like a motherfucker. He didn’t have a gun, and he didn’t have a weapon. There was no way in hell he was going to try beating that thing to death with his dick.

Spike started running, and He ran as fast as he could as he moved past the trees. The wolf. It was giving him a head start as it growled. Spike made it fifty feet away as he dodged trees before the wolf started pouncing. The chase was on.

Spike didn’t stop running, though he did curse a whole lot as the creature began chasing him. He cursed, he swore. He was even begging the god above not to kill him.

“Come on, what the fuck did I ever do to you!” He yelled out towards the wolf and probably god himself more than anything. He felt his legs burning as he ran faster. It had been a long time since he ran— and running this hard. It was an exhilarated feeling as he moved on. He just hoped he didn’t slip.

“Fuck I get to walk, and I’m being chased by god damn Fenrir.” He made a quick turn heading off towards the right and hoping it would run into the large tree. Though the wolf was large, it was smart, while it made a quick turn, Sliding on the grass as it started moving towards him. He heard how it barked and knew that he would die if he couldn’t think of something fast.

Suddenly without warning he heard a whistle of wind shoot right past his ear. As he suddenly looked back. An arrow was sticking to the ground behind him, practically stopping him in his tracks.

“What the?” Suddenly the wolf Spike called Fenrir was getting closer as an array of arrows shot in front of the beast. They were causing it to stop in place. While Spike looked back, figuring out where they came from. The wolf growled and decided that Spike wasn’t worth the headache and surviving was by far more important than him.

It began running off into the forest. Spike could only sigh, as he imagined thanking whoever caused Fenrir to run right off.

“Thank fucking god.” He grumbled as he was getting up. He turned around and suddenly standing there. Were three of the most gorgeous women he’d seen in his life, but they were also the weirdest looking, if it made any sense.

The three were all different shapes and sizes the one in the middle was a tall giant of a woman. Standing around six feet, with Long golden locks. Her skin’s being a bright Orange . She stood there basically naked with a chain mail bikini that barely covered her large breast. That reminded Spike of Watermelons. Spike almost wondered how they didn’t pop out from the top. She had a matching Chain mail bikini bottom that was basically a thong. Her legs were pure muscle. Then the fact she had a six pack. She looked like the very definition of an Amazon warrior. She was carrying a one sided sword that was curved and jagged. Then there was the spear on her back. But Spike looked at her face. A scar that moved down her right eye, and a pair of fangs escaped her lips sticking down. They looked sharp. Then there were her eyes. They were a matching a soft green. Surreal as she kept them on her

The other two girls were just as colorful though equally as beautiful. Though they weren’t as scared up as the middle one. The one on the left was smaller, with skin like butterscotch she was wearing leather, Though it seemed to make her figure more impressive, as the corset squeezed her frame. She was holding a bow, with the arrow ready to be drawn at any second. She watched him with a grim expression as she had a set of goggles. That were over her eyes. She seemed to have long jet black hair that moved down to her shoulder length.

But then there was the third one. She kept a happy expression on her face. Though something about her was more off. She seemed wild, pure pink that was bubblegum and overly unkept hair it seemed like at any moment she was going to cause damage, without a moments thought. She was holding what looked to be a large stick. A set of robes that were a deep shade of red. That clung to her frame. Spike could practically see her nipples as they pressed against the fabric. He had to put his attention on the other two just to make sure he didn’t grow an erection.

Spike couldn’t help but feel confused looking towards the green women.

Are they cosplayer’s? Is this some kind of joke. No it can’t be I’m actually able to stand. Yeah, this must be a dream. He motioned over pinching himself but grunted hard as he felt a rush of pain.

“Nope still away, Um ok ladies I know this might be weird but—” Though before he could finish what he was about to say the green woman had pulled out her spear and began pushing it against his chin. Spike raised his hand holding it straight up and exclaimed,

“Woah— Woah, woah calm down there no need to get violent.” Normally Spike might’ve reached over pulling his gun. But he remembered that he was naked in the middle of nowhere, so he didn’t have anything to defend himself.

“Who are you? What are you?” The green amazon who was gripping her spear asked her voice a light growl. But Spike couldn’t help but find it exotic, almost sexy. Spike couldn’t help but think it was almost German. She bared her sharp teeth ready for a fight.

“My names Spike Storm, I’m a police officer— Former police officer.” Spike cursed under his breath as it was a force of habbit. But he knew he couldn’t fight his way out and needed her to put the spear down maybe try and get it away from her. Every instinct told him to try and take her down and put the cuffs on her.

“Officer?” The girls mumble looking towards the other, nudging over some.

“Yes I’m a former officer now please can you lower the spear and we can talk those through. Maybe get me some clothes.”

I should be able to find out whats going on. Though dear god how am I going to explain why I’m naked. I might be arrested for indecent exposure. It was one of those times Dan really wish he could move his hands down covering his private but if he moved to fast she might plunge the spear in his face. The spear felt real especially with how it pushed against his chin.

“Fluttershy! Grab the ropes.” She called over towards the one with the bow,

“Ok Applejack,” Fluttershy nodded as she reached around and pulled out a thick set of rope. Where she was hiding it Spike didn’t know where she was hiding that before.

“Wait you’re not going to—” But before he could finish that The Green Amazon slammed the back of the spear into his head causing him to black out.

The Universe truely did seem to hate Spike Storm.

Author's Note

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