That's a Star Trek:TNG Reference and a Tennis Pun.
"So, what nonsense are you groundlings bothering me about?" the pegasus named Pipp asked haughtily, staring down at the two earth ponies below her from her perch upon a cloud.
"It's not nonsense!" Sunny, the female of the duo, protested. "We're trying to save Equestria!"
"Oh my, what a lofty goal for a groundling," Pipp responded sarcastically. "And what, pray tell, are we saving Equestria from, hmm? Did one of you mud ponies see a timber wolf or something, and decided to run and cower in your hovels until a pegasus came and actually did something about it?" she asked.
"We're earth ponies, not mud ponies," Sunny countered. "And we don't live in hovels."
"We don't cower, either," the stallion named Hitch added defensively. "Just because we ain't a bunch of feather-brained warhawks, that doesn't mean we're cowardly."
"Aww, did I strike a nerve?" Pipp asked with mock concern. "Fine. Maybe you aren't cowards. Maybe you're just a couple of idiots with too many rocks in your brains."
"Oh yeah? Why don't you come down here and say that to my face, you damn horsefly?" Hitch challenged her.
"Why not come up here instead? Oh, that's right. You can't!" Pipp laughed as the watched the stallion grow angrier at her taunts.
"Hey! Knock it off, both of you!" Sunny shouted, stomping a hoof angrily on the ground. "This is more important than your overblown egos and needless posturing."
"Sorry, Sunny," Hitch apologized.
"It might help if you explain what exactly you need help doing, mare," Pipp's eyes turned to her as she spoke. "It's not everyday that a couple dirt eaters like you have the audacity to bother a pegasus like me. Why not quit wasting my time and tell me just what you think Equestria needs saving from?"
"Exactly this," Sunny answered, gesturing vaguely between them all. "Ponies used to live together in harmony, no matter what race they were, back in the golden days of the princesses. Now all we do is fight and argue with each other, if we even communicate at all."
"So?" Pipp asked indifferently. "I'm familiar with the old stories too, but older doesn't always mean better. As far as I'm concerned, the less I have to see of you mudders or those crazy horn-heads, the better."
"Because it's not how things are supposed to be between us, and it's destroying our magic," Sunny protested. "We're not supposed to discuss it, especially not with a pegasus, but crops are starting to fail and plants aren't growing like they used to."
"Yeah, almost as if our very ties to the earth are diminishing," Hitch added. "You really telling us that similar things ain't happening with you flyers?"
Pipp carefully considered how she should respond. Sure, it wasn't discussed much, but every pegasus knew that moving and manipulating the clouds was getting more difficult. Rumors were even starting to spread, hushed and secretive as they were, of pegasi falling straight through clouds they were resting on. Surely such stories were surely exaggerated fearmongering, but still...
What if they weren't?
"Alright, let's say for a moment that I believe you," Pipp answered hesitantly. "What exactly do the two of you plan to do about it? How are two little dirt ponies-"
"Earth ponies," Sunny corrected.
"-planning to fix centuries of mistrust and division to unite the races of ponies?" Pipp asked.
"Well... we don't really know," Sunny admitted.
Hitch nodded in agreement. "We just kinda figured we'd start with gathering up a pegasus and unicorn to join us, and then see where things went from there," he explained.
"Suppose I shouldn't have expected anything more from a couple backwater hicks like you," Pipp scoffed, rolling her eyes in bemusement of her guests' 'plan'. Still, she flapped down to the ground and stood before them.
"Alright. Clearly you two could use someone with some leadership skills and planning ability," Pipp spoke as she looked over the two ponies. "I suppose I can lend you my aid, if only to keep the two of you from making anything worse."
"Gee, thanks," Hitch dryly thanked the haughty pegasus.
"This is great!" Sunny exclaimed with considerably more enthusiasm. "We got us a pegasus already! Now we just need to get a unicorn and we can begin."
"Begin what? I thought you didn't have a plan past gathering us up?" Pipp questioned.
"I don't! But whatever it is that we'll have to do, I know we can begin doing it once we're all together," Sunny explained.
"Riiiiight," Pipp murmured as she wondered on the wisdom of joining this mare.
"So, where do we find us a unicorn?" Hitch asked.
"Hmm, I don't know," Sunny admitted. "I've never really seen a unicorn before, to be honest. How 'bout you, Pipp? Any ideas?"
Pipp shrugged. "Sorry, most ponies with any sense do their best to avoid those sorcerers. From what I hear, they're all either bookish introverts too busy keeping their snouts buried in their tomes to be of any use to anypony, or else they're insane, power-crazed lunatics. You mud ponies may be a bit dim, but any pegasus with any sense would still rather deal with you lot than one of them."
"Earth ponies," Sunny corrected again. "But even if all that's true, we still need to find one who will work with us on our quest."
"But where are we gonna find one, Sunny?" Hitch asked. "It's not like we can expect a unicorn to just pop out of thin air and assist us."
Suddenly a white light flooded their vision as a loud popping sound temporarily deafened them. As their senses cleared, they were all shocked to discover a purple unicorn standing before them, smiling brightly back at the three stunned ponies. Did she have a tennis ball on her head?
"Hello," the unicorn waved an excited hoof at them as she greeted them. "Are you three the ponies trying to save Equestria? Oh, please tell me you are. I'd hate to find that I'd gotten the wrong group again."
"Umm... I'm sorry, who are you exactly?" Sunny asked with some trepidation. There was something a bit unnerving about this new unicorn's smile. No pony ever looked that happy, in her experience.
"Oh, right! My name's Iggy! So nice to meet you all," the unicorn proclaimed, flitting between them and shaking their hooves in greeting as she introduced herself.
"Okay, well Iggy, it's nice to meet you, I suppose. I'm Sunny," Sunny introduced herself, then gestured at her companions. "This is Hitch, and the pegasus is named Pipp."
"Why do you have a tennis ball on your head?" Pipp asked, staring at the ball impaled on this strange unicorn's horn.
"Well, where else am I going to put it?" Izzy asked. "I can't talk very well with it in my mouth, and all that fuzz does not go well with moisture, if you know what I mean," she explained, winking an eye at her new friends. "Besides, for some reason I can hear it better when it's on my horn."
"You can hear... wait, are you saying you talk with a tennis ball?" Sunny asked incredulously, thinking Pipp's proclamation of unicorns being insane might be correct.
"What? No, of course I don't talk with a tennis ball," Izzy laughed as she corrected the earth pony's silly misconception. "That would be crazy."
"Okay, good," was all Sunny could say, relieved that the unicorn they'd found wasn't a complete nutcase. Maybe this was just a cultural misunderstanding. Perhaps even something that would lead them to becoming closer friends, an opportunity to bridge the gaps of understanding between the races, an important milestone in their quest to--
"It just whispers instruction into my brain that I follow," Izzy finished.
"Oh, well, that's um... neat," Sunny managed to get out as diplomatically as she could.
"Yeah, I think we'll take our chances meeting another unicorn, thanks," Pipp dismissed her, as the three ponies prepared to leave her.
"And then what?" Izzy asked, her bright smile never faltering.
"Excuse me?" Pipp asked.
"What's your plan after finding a unicorn more to your taste?" Izzy pushed the question. "How are ya gonna save Equestria together?"
"Umm, well..." Sunny tried to answer.
"We've got no idea," Hitch stated bluntly. Sunny gently punched his shoulder with a hoof.
"Wait, how do you even know what these two idiots are doing?" Pipp wondered.
Izzy said nothing, but pointed a hoof toward her forehead and smiled.
"You don't seriously expect us to believe that a tennis ball told you that we were gathering up ponies to save Equestria, do you?" Sunny asked with mounting disbelief.
"Look, we can stand around here all day arguing about whose right or wrong regarding the wisdom of my tennis ball, or we can get to work actually solving problems," Izzy stated. "Come on, let's all work as a team and save Equestria!"
"Fine, fine. You're right. To be honest, I never dreamed Hitch and I would find a pegasus and a unicorn this quickly," Sunny admitted.
"Yeah, it's almost like when a pony is telling ya a story and they skip through all the boring parts to get to the good stuff," Hitch observed.
"Right, so let's quit wasting time and get to the sex already!" Izzy recommended.
"WHAT?" Pipp, Sunny, and Hitch all asked simultaneously.
"Sex. We need to all have sex together," Izzy explained.
"Why...?" Sunny asked.
"Pfft, how else do you expect to bring ponies together and reunite Equestria? Sing a bunch of songs and solve a bunch of petty personal squabbles?" Izzy asked dismissively.
"I, well, yeah, kind of," Sunny admitted.
"Nah, that stuff's boring," Izzy scoffed. "Sex is way better, trust me. Besides, it's what the tennis ball says is best."
"Oh, well, if the tennis ball says so," Pipp sarcastically spoke whilst rolling her eyes. She turned to the two earth ponies. "Come on, you two. I know we need a horn head, but let's see if we can find one less, you know, horny."
"Hmm, maybe you're right," Sunny considered. "I guess we don't really need to settle on the first unicorn we find."
"Now, hang on a second guys," Hitch pleaded. "Maybe we ought to at least listen to what Izzy here has to say."
"Or maybe she's not the only one here listening to what their balls are telling them," Pipp accused the stallion.
Hitch couldn't exactly deny that accusation. Truth be told, half the reason he'd agreed to accompany Sunny on her quest was his hope that it would help him in his own quest to get beneath her tail. The two ponies had been friends since they were foals, but friends seemed to be as far as Sunny really cared to go with him. Not that she really showed interest in any stallion, or mare for that matter. She was always so caught up in studying the past and preaching about the need to save Equestria before it tore itself apart. Hitch admired that about her, really. He just wished she'd be a little more willing to put down all those books at the end of the day and relax with him at night.
He recalled a year ago, when Sunny had been hit by a particularly powerful heat. Unable to take care of her cravings by herself, she had turned to him in desperation and need. Of course, neither pony spoke of it again after that night. It was commonly held courtesy among ponies that what a mare does to relieve herself of heat cravings shouldn't be brought up afterward, but that didn't mean that Hitch didn't remember how warm her body had been. How her insides had hugged his cock tightly as he pounded that cute little rump of hers. The way she had begged and pleaded for him to take her, and little mewling noises she made when he did so. But the memories of that night did little to quell his desire for a more consistent relationship with her.
But now, here was this cute, if slightly insane, unicorn proclaiming that the solution to Sunny's dream happened to be his own. Save Equestria by fucking Sunny? Hell yes, he was willing to listen to that suggestion! And he'd get to fuck a unicorn and a pegasus mare too. What adolescent colt hadn't dreamed of one day completing that trifecta? Yes. He had to back this Izzy chick up and get the others to go along with her plan. After all, wasn't the fate of Equestria itself riding on their backs?
"Come on, at least she's got a plan for what to do," Hitch reasoned. "Think about it Sunny, we've been wandering around for weeks not making any progress or finding any pegasus or unicorn who'd even spare us the time of day. Now we've suddenly gathered all the ponies we need, and one of them claims to know exactly how to make your dream of a united Equestria into reality. Doesn't that seem like more than a coincidence? Doesn't it seem like... destiny?"
Sunny's eyes went wide as she contemplated what he was saying. He smiled inwardly to himself. He had her. He'd invoked the magic word. There was no way Sunny was going to take a chance of ignoring her destiny. She'd read too many stories and myths about ponies discovering they were destined to meet one another, or destined to save the world from some dire threat, or destined to bare some fabled jewelry together, or a hundred other stories she'd shared with him over the course of their friendship.
"My destiny..." the mare mused, eyes aglow with images of herself standing amongst the great heroes of Equestria, "...maybe you're right, Hitch."
"Okay, so you're all crazy then?" Pipp asked. "You must be out of your minds if you think I'm letting any filthy groundlings get under my tail."
"But you've got to," Izzy protested. "There's no point in us having sex if it's just two dirt ponies and a unicorn."
"Earth ponies," Sunny once again corrected.
"I wouldn't say it's entirely pointless," Hitch suggested, moving a bit closer to where Izzy and Sunny were standing. As he moved, Pipp caught sight of what was dropping from his sheath.
"Whoa! What is that?!" Pipp asked, pointing between the stallions legs with obvious shock.
"Oh, sorry," Hitch apologized, closing his legs together and moving his tail between them to hide his dropped stallionhood. In his enthusiasm to get laid, he was forgetting his manners.
"No no! I mean, um, can I see that again?" Pipp requested, an uncharacteristic blush forming across her face.
"Um, sure, I guess," Hitch replied, spreading his legs back apart and revealing his member to the pegasus. Far be it for him to turn down a lady's request.
"Thunder and lightning, are you girls seeing this?" Pipp asked the other two mares in disbelief, as her eyes never left the sight of Hitch's dick. The pegasus hungrily licked her lips.
"Yeah, it's a penis," Izzy observed, eyes darting between the stallion's dick and the hungry pegasus. "Definitely a pretty impressively sized one, but we shouldn't expect any less from one of the saviors of Equestria, right?"
"Actually, he's a pretty average size, isn't he?" Sunny asked with casual indifference. "I mean, what's the big deal? Haven't you ever seen a dick before, Pipp?"
"Yeah, but -- wait. Average? That monster looks average to you?" Pipp asked the earth pony mare with amazement clear in her voice.
"I mean, I'd say it's a bit bigger than average," Hitch protested, though he certainly didn't mind the fact that his dick had suddenly become the center of attention between the three mares. Especially the way that Pipp was looking at it.
"It would definitely be considered on the large side of the curve where I'm from," Izzy commented, before darting a hoof beneath the stallion and bouncing the cock on her hoof. Hitch gasped happily at the sudden touch of the unicorn "Nice heft to the thing too. I'd grade it an 'A+ cock," she proclaimed.
"I don't see what the big deal is," said Sunny. "You two are acting like a couple of school-yard fillies catching sight of their first adult. It's not anything impressive."
"Not anything im- Are you kidding me?" Pipp demanded. "That thing's got to be nearly twice the size of any cock I've seen before."
"Seriously?" Sunny asked. "Wow, no wonder all you pegasi are so aggressive all the time. I guess it's just your way of compensating."
"So, you want to try it out?" Izzy teased, still playing with Hitch's cock in her hoof. "See what it feels like to be taken by a proper stud?"
Pipp knew she shouldn't. It was beneath her to even be talking to these ground ponies. If another pegasus found out she'd actually had sex with any of them, she'd be humiliated. Still, though... just look at the size of that thing. No! She had to be strong. A mare had to have principals. She couldn't go lifting her tail just because a stallion happened to be gifted to such an extent. Even if he seemed to be exceptionally gifted. Like, wow, look at that thing...
No! She had to stay strong, no matter how hard it was. Difficult. No matter how difficult it was to stay strong. And hard. And throbbing.
And dripping with creamy cum and smelling of stallion musk and sweat and so much bigger and thicker than any of the stallions back home...
"Alright. I suppose if it's for the sake of Equestria, we can try Izzy's plan," Pipp capitulated.
"Hooray!" Izzy exclaimed. "So, how do we want to do this? Pair up and then swap, or just dogpile each other and see what slides in where? "
"I'm honestly fine with whatever you ladies decide," Hitch stated, his cock twitching eagerly.
The three mares spent a moment considering the question, eyeing each other awkwardly as they waited to see who would make the first move. As their eyes all slowly drifted to the shaft between Hitch's legs, a wordless decision was reached between the three.
"Dogpile?" Pipp asked.
"Dogpile," Sunny agreed with a nod.
"Yep," Izzy licked her lips as she spoke, eyes never leaving her target.
Hitch suddenly felt some old prey instincts kicking in as he watched the three mares encircle him. Perhaps it was possible to have too much of a good thing.
"Hey, um, listen you three," Hitch began as his eyes tried in vain to track all three of the mares maneuvering around him, "maybe we could, you know, take this one at a time. Maybe queue up and take turns with me?"
He didn't get an answer. Or rather, not a verbal one. What he did get was three mares suddenly pouncing on him at once, tackling him to the ground and smothering him in their warmth. He landed on his back with a thud.
"Balls!" Izzy exclaimed with excitement, latching her mouth to his sack and running her tongue between his nuts. Hitch moaned in appreciation as the stranger mare slobbered over his balls and rolled them around in her mouth.
Pipp and Sunny shared a silent look, before moving their mouths to his stallionhood, intent on getting him as hard as they could before the rutting began. Pipp took the tip of his cock in her mouth, savoring the flavor of earth pony dick as her tongue circled his head. As she strained to keep her jaws open wide enough to suck him off, she began to work her marehood in anticipation of feeling this monster splitting apart her lower lips.
As Pipp worked on Hitch's tip, Sunny's tongue dragged up, down, and around the shaft of her friend's cock. Despite her previous insistence on keeping her and Hitch's friendship to only that, she couldn't deny having fantasized more than a few times about this dick. And, well, if it was for the sake of saving Equestria, who was she to protest a little sex between friends. As she slathered his shaft with her spit, she reflected on how much more fun saving the world was proving to be than she had once imagined.
Just as Sunny and Izzy were getting into a groove, Pipp pulled off of Hitch's tip with a lurid slurp.
"Alright girls, that's enough of that. He's hard enough," she declared. "Time for me to take him for a ride."
Sunny and Izzy pulled their mouths away and stared at the pegasus.
"Who said you get to go first?" Izzy asked. "He's Sunny's friend and this orgy was my idea. Seems to me we should get first and second crack at him."
Suddenly Pipp was standing at full height over Hitch's prone body. Her wings were flared and her face was inches away from Izzy's.
"I said I'm going first, and so I am, horn head," Pipp forcefully declared, emphasizing her words with a threatening snort. "You want to say otherwise, then let's go. I'll take you both on if you want, and then I'll let this mud pony fuck me over your unconscious bodies, if that's what it comes to."
"Earth pony," Sunny insistently corrected her again. "Anyway, come on you two. We're supposed to all be having sex in order to bring us together, not fighting over Hitch's dick," she scolded the two other mares. "Izzy, why don't we let Pipp go first, then you can take second. I'm alright going last if you're both gonna be so impatient."
"Well, if it's alright with you," Izzy accepted. "I was gonna let you go first anyway, so it makes no difference to me. I just hope he lasts long enough for you to get a turn."
"I'm sure Hitch'll save some spunk for me," Sunny affirmed as she smiled back to her friend. "He's been looking for a chance beneath my tail for nearly as long as we've known each other. I doubt he'd go and disappoint me now. Isn't that right, Hitch?"
"Of course, Sunny," Hitch gulped, wondering if he was imagining the veiled threat in Sunny's words. Either way, he was beginning to wonder if he'd perhaps bitten off more than he could chew with these three. At least they seemed to be taking his advice to queue up.
"Alright, so now that that's all settled, would you two kindly back the fuck off so I can get this thing inside me?" Pipp asked impatiently, folding her wings back to her side. She was still glaring intensely at the two mares who threatened to get between her and her prize. Sunny and Izzy both took several steps back, until Pipp seemed satisfied that neither mare was going to make a move once she'd relaxed her guard.
Turning around, she positioned her marehood over Hitch's erect cock and began to lower herself down on it. She paused a moment as she felt the impressively wide, flat head of his cock pressing against her entrance. Bracing herself for what was about to come, she lowered herself slowly down. She gasped as she felt it parting her lips, slowly lowering herself down inch by inch, trying her best to fit the beast inside of her.
"Oh, for the love of..." Sunny impatiently chimed in. "Come on, girl. Have you never fucked a stallion before? Here," she said as she placed her hooves on either side of the surprised pegasus's flanks, " do it like this."
Sunny yanked Pipp down onto the stallion's dick, fully impaling her with a single motion. Pipp screamed as Hitch's entire length was suddenly forced inside of her.
"There you go. That wasn't so hard, was it?" Sunny asked with a self-satisfied grin. Behind her, Izzy was cracking up at Pipp's suddenly indignant glare.
"Augh! What the hell is wrong with you? Are all you groundlings crazy?" Pipp hollered at Sunny, once she's stopped seeing stars from the sudden penetration.
"What?" Sunny asked, looking somewhat confused. "You looked like you were having trouble taking Hitch, so I figured I'd lend a helping hoof," she shrugged.
"Come on, Pipp. You were so eager to fuck him, don't go telling us it's too much for you now," Izzy teased.
N-no..." Pipp stuttered, not wanting to admit weakness in front of these groundlings. "I just, um, wanted to take things slow, you know? Savor the moment."
"Oh? I though you pegasi were all about speed," Sunny quipped. "I guess you're slower than the rumors say."
"I'm not slow!" Pipp yelled, desperate to defend her pride. These damn groundlings were so difficult to deal with, and the throbbing beast inside her wasn't making thinking easy right now.
"Well, for someone who insists she's not slow, you sure are taking your sweet time here," Sunny complained. "Come on, are you gonna ride that dick or just sit there lazing about like a damn unicorn all day?"
"Hey," Izzy protested.
"Sorry, Izz," Sunny apologized. "Seriously though, Pipp. There's a line here for that cock, so hurry up and do what you've got to do. Either ride that thing or get off and let Izzy have her go at it."
"What? No! No one's taking my turn. Here, I'm going," Pipp protested, lifting her hips up, feeling Hitch's cock dragging against her insides as she lifted off it. "Holy shit yes! This thing is huge."
"Thanks," Hitch said, speaking for the first time in a while. "But, um, a little more movement would be nice, Pipp. You feel really tight and warm, but it's getting real hard to resist flipping you over and just rutting ya into the ground, ya know?"
"Fine! I get it! Everypony just shut up and let me fuck!" Pipp yelled in frustration.
With that, Pipp focused her energy on riding the cock currently impaling her, before these lesser ponies drove her completely mad. She lifted herself further up the length of shaft, unable to contain her moan as she felt it sliding out of her. As she pulled off him, she couldn't help but regret the sudden emptiness as that beast left her. Damn it, why did this thing have to feel so damn good in her? How was she ever going to go back to fucking a pegasus after this? His length was nearly out of her completely now, and she felt so empty inside.
Pipp looked down between her hind legs and glanced at Hitch's cock. It was soaked with her arousal, and throbbing with need. Rainclouds! How had all that even fit inside her? She couldn't believe that damn dirt mare had slammed her down that whole length. These damn ground-born hicks could be so uncouth. Oh well, in for a bit in for a pound, she supposed.
She slammed herself back down Hitch's cock, earning a surprised 'oomph' from the stallion. And with that, she was off to the races. Pipp began fucking herself up and down Hitch's shaft as quickly as she could. All sense of composure and grace was forgotten as she rode his cock, her tongue flapping in the wind as she bounced on her pony ride. Izzy and Sunny watched with glee as their new friend finally cut loose and just enjoyed herself.
"Fuck, it's so good!" Pipp cried as she rode Hitch, bouncing with reckless abandon on his dick. She could feel her orgasm building with a far greater intensity than any she'd ever experienced before. If this whole 'uniting species' thing didn't work out, maybe she could at least convince the pegasus government to let mares start enslaving dirt pony stallions as studs. This sex was far too good for the ground mares to be hogging all to themselves.
As the pressure inside her grew, she stopped worrying about such things and focused on the pleasure she was feeling. She felt so full and stretched, it was amazing. She knew she was going to be sore for a long while after this rutting, but it was so worth it. She looked over at the other two mares, and saw they were hoofing each other's pussy's as they watched her. She looked down at Hitch, and saw the dumb groundling smiling dumbly as he enjoyed her magnificent pussy with his dumb dick. Fuck, this was all so good. Maybe she didn't need to give those other mares a turn. Maybe she could just keep fucking this stallion forever. Fuck, fuck, fuck! She was so close. She was almost there. She was... she was...
"Cumming!" Pipp cried out as her climax hit. Her whole body locked up, the walls of her pussy clamping down on Hitch's cock as if they never wanted to let go. Waves of ecstasy coursed through her body. When her orgasm passed, she fell completely limp upon Hitch's body. She cuddled into his chest, enjoying the earthy scent despite herself. Screw those other two, she was staying here forever. There wasn't a force in Equestria that could get her to move from this spot.
A strange purple aura suddenly seemed to surround her. Before she could process what it was, she found herself being lifted into the air.
"Whoa! Hey! What?" Pipp squawked as her limbs flailed around in a desperate attempt to orient herself.
"Alright, your turns over," Izzy proclaimed as she smugly floated Pipp over to where she and Sunny were standing and unceremoniously dropped her onto the ground. "My turn!"
"Wait! Who said I was finished!" Pipp shouted angrily as Izzy trotted happily towards Hitch. Sunny placed a consolatory hoof upon her shoulder.
"Now, now Pipp. You pretty obviously came just now, so you've got to let another mare take her turn. Those are the rules," Sunny explained.
"What rules? Who decided on rules?" Pipp demanded.
Sunny shrugged. "Izzy and I did while you were riding Hitch. You seemed a bit busy, so we didn't want to bother you," she remarked.
"Hmmph!" Pipp sulked, but didn't argue any further. She was maybe not quite as 100% certain she could take Izzy in a fight after experiencing her magic, and decided that perhaps it would be best if she didn't push the matter for now.
Meanwhile, Izzy was smiling happily down at Hitch. "Hi there! Did ya have fun?" she asked the stallion.
"Yeah," Hitch replied honestly, "that was my first time with a Pegasus, ya know?"
"I figured it would be," Izzy said conversationally. "I guess I'll be your first unicorn too, right?"
"Eeyup," Hitch replied.
"Cool! Well, let's get to it then!" Izzy exclaimed, before lifting Hitch up into the air just as easily as she had Pipp.
With Hitch still floating in the air, Izzy lay down on her back and flipped him around, before gently lowering him back down on top of her.
"Now, take your penis," Izzy instructed, pointing down between their legs, "and j-j-jam it in!"
Hitch responded with a slightly confused look, before shrugging and just accepting the crazy unicorn's instructions. He lined his cock up with her sopping wet folds and thrust into her.
"Fuck!" Izzy cried out as she was taken by the stallion.
"Holy shit, you're tight," Hitch exclaimed as he forced himself inside the unicorn's pussy.
"No talking, only sex," Izzy ordered, before pulling his mouth down to hers and kissing him. As their tongues danced together, he began to pump himself in and out .
"Damn, that's pretty hot," Pipp observed, watching Izzy and Hitch rut each other.
"Sure is," Sunny agreed. "Hey, want to eat each other out?"
Pipp looked at Sunny, before realizing that the poor mare was probably losing her mind with all the sex and pheromones in the air. Offering a gentle smile at her new friend, she agreed to her request. The two lay down on the ground facing opposite directions and leaned their mouths to each other's damp marehoods. Indulging in that most time honored tradition between mares of all species and races, they each began to feast on the other pony's sex.
The little grove where their impromptu orgy was taking place was filled with the unmistakable sounds of pleasure and sex. The moans and slurping sounds of the two mares eating each other out provided a beautiful melody of ecstasy, as the squelching slap of flesh on flesh coming from Izzy and Hitch's union provided the rhythm and bass for their music. The scent of sex and musk was heavy in the air, driving the ponies further and further into a frenzied heat as their instincts took hold over their minds and drove them to seek relief where ever they could. And so they did, moving together in perfect harmony. None of them noticed the slight vibrations coming from the tennis ball atop Izzy's head, nor the slight glow emitting from it.
Hitch continued to pound Izzy's cunt, oblivious to everything going on around him as he focused on the feeling of her soft pussy clinching around his dick. He pulled away from their kiss and buried his snout in her mane, inhaling the scent of her as he rutted away. He was getting close, and knew he was going to pop off inside of her any moment now. But he had been raised to be a proper stallion, and that meant he was determined to make sure Izzy came before he finished inside of her. Manners maketh pony, after all.
"Mmmm, yeah, that's it. Fuck me harder than an advanced arcane history exam!" Izzy cried as he picked up his pace.
Sunny looked up from Pipp's snatch with a bemused smile gracing her wet muzzle. "You unicorns have some weird expressions," she observed, before diving back into her treat.
Izzy ignored Sunny's comment, too enraptured by the feeling of cock inside her to worry about what was being said around her. Fuck, she was almost there. She could tell by the flaring of Hitch's cock that he was getting close too. She began to thrust her hips up to meet him, moaning into his chest as she felt her climax build. Faster, faster, she had to fuck him faster. Every synapse in her mind was screaming at her that she needed that creamy stallion jizz inside her womb. She wrapped all four of her hooves around his body, hugging him close to her as she smothered herself with his body and lost herself in his scent.
After what seemed like an eternity of balancing on the edge of orgasm, Izzy and Hitch both hit their limit together at the same time. Hitch buried his cock as deep inside the unicorn as he could whilst he felt her walls clamp down on him and her cum flooding out over his balls. He let loose inside of her, shooting stream after stream of cum into her womb, filling her with what her body so desperately craved. Sunny and Pipp pulled off each other to watch their friends' climax, with Pipp marveling at how much stallion cum was seeping out of Izzy's pussy even as Hitch continued to fire off into her body. Damn, maybe she should have gone second, Pipp thought to herself as Hitch finished and pulled out of the panting unicorn mare.
"Wow, that was the best lay I've ever had," Izzy complimented Hitch once she'd collected her breath. "You mud ponies sure do cum a lot. Way more than any unicorn I've ever been with."
"Earth ponies," Sunny stated reflexively.
"Sure," Izzy agreed, still in a bit of a daze. Then suddenly, she shot up and looked apologetically at Sunny. "Shoot Sunny, I'm so sorry! I got so lost in the moment that I forgot you hadn't gotten your turn yet."
"Oh geez, yeah," Pipp realized, sympathizing with the unfortunate mare. "Tough break, girl."
Sunny looked between them, confused. "What's the big deal, you guys? I'm still up next."
"Well, I mean... Hitch came in Izzy just now," Pipp said, equally confused with apparently having to explain to this mare how stallions worked. "He's gonna be out of commission for what? Hours? Days?"
"Got to think days, with how much he just came," Izzy mused, as she dipped a hoof between her legs and collected some of the cum that was currently dripping out of her. She then brought it to her mouth and absently licked it off.
"Huh?" Sunny asked, not understanding what her friends were talking about in the slightest.
"Yeah, what are you two talking about?" Hitch asked with equal confusion. "I've only cum once today, you know? I've got at least five or six more rounds in me before I'll need a break," he stated, gesturing beneath himself, where his stallionhood was already back to full mast.
"WHAT!!!???" Pipp and Izzy both cried out in shock.
"You're telling me that not only do you mud pony mares get to ride those monsters whenever you like," Pipp began.
"But you also get to have them cum in you multiple times a fuck?" Izzy finished. Both mares were beside themselves at the unfairness of it all.
"First, it's earth ponies," Sunny said with smug glee, "and, well, you know what they say. Pegasi get wings, unicorns get magic, and earth ponies get..."
"Stamina." Hitch finished Sunny's sentence with equal smugness. He and Sunny shared a look, before he walked up behind her and mounted his friend.
"What do you say, Sunny?" he asked as he lined his cock up with her warm and winking entrance. "Want to show these two what a proper rutting looks like?"
"Hmm, I think it's only fair," she responded. "You've been such a good sport, treating them so gently. Go ahead and show them how an earth pony stallion fucks an earth pony mare."
"Gently?" Pipp and Izzy both asked in astonishment, still feeling the ache in their loins where they had been roughly pounded just moments ago. That was him going gently?
They got their answer the next moment, when he rammed his length into Sunny's waiting cunt. They watched with mouths agape as the force of his thrust pushed Sunny a few hooves forward, before she planted herself firmly in the dirt and thrust back with equal intensity. Then they began to rut. Izzy and Pipp thought they had seen two ponies rutting before. They thought they had been rutted before. Now, as they watched Sunny and Hitch going at it, they understood that they had never truly known the meaning of that word before.
"Tornadoes and hurricanes!" Pipp exclaimed, slack-jawed.
"By Starswirl's beard!" Izzy proclaimed, equally dumbfounded.
Sunny and Hitch were fucking each other at a reckless pace, with a rhythm that bordered on reckless. Pipp swore that Sunny's hips should have shattered by now, and yet she watched as the mud pony eagerly thrust herself back to meet Hitch's every thrust. Izzy watched as Hitch's balls slapped against Sunny's teats, like a heavy pendulum marking time as the two friends became lost in their own universe. How long could they keep this up?
"Hey!" Sunny called back over her shoulder to Hitch, breaking the two mares out of their trance. "How long are you gonna keep teasing me, huh? Stop messing around and really rut me."
Izzy and Pipp shared another look of wonder between themselves.
"Teasing?" a horrified Pipp asked Izzy.
"Messing around?" Izzy repeated to the pegasus with equal trepidation.
Hitch smiled, pausing for just a moment to lick the side of Sunny's face. "Sorry, Suns. Just savoring the moment for a bit before taking ya proper. You have no idea how long I've wanted to do this with ya. Outside of heat season, I mean."
Sunny smiled and kissed him. "Oh, I think I've got some idea how long you've been itching to get inside me. Now, stop pussy-hoofing around and show me that you're good enough to be worth making this a regular thing, ya big lug."
The challenge received, Hitch happily accepted. He reared up to standing height, before slamming his forehooves down onto Sunny's withers. The force of the stallion sent Sunny's face and chest crashing to the ground, her rump still held upright by the cock piercing her insides. Hitch's hoof pushed down Sunny's head, crushing her into the dirt and mud beneath her. Without mercy or care, he fucked her even harder than before. Her face dragging in the dirt, her forehooves splayed out, fruitlessly trying to find purchase as she was rocked back and forth by the force of Hitch's rutting.
"Umm, should we stop this?" Izzy asked, fearing for the safety of the dirt pony mare as she watched her be so roughly taken.
"Are you kidding?" Pipp retorted. "This is the hottest thing I've ever seen!"
Izzy noticed Pipp was hoofing herself as she watched the rut occurring before them. Smiling, Izzy figured she might as well help the pegasus get off. Slipping behind her and beneath her tail, she shoved the hoof out of the way with her ball before piercing the puffy pegasus pussy with her tongue.
Sunny was crying out with muffled screams of pain and pleasure as her whole world was consumed by the stallion weighing down atop her, claiming her as his own and asserting dominance over her body. Just the way a stallion should. Let those other mares keep their 'love making', this was good and proper fucking, and Sunny was loving every moment of it.
"Fuck, that's it Sunny," Hitch panted as he rutted his friend. "Take it, ya little slut. Take my cock like a good mare."
"Holy shit, this is hot," Pipp moaned as she pushed her rump back, encouraging Izzy's tongue to explore deeper into her depths. It was as if these mudders took all the aggression that pegasi put into fighting and duels, and threw it all into sex instead. She had to admit, there was something to be said for the results.
Hitch felt himself getting closer to his second orgasm of the day. This was it, he was finally going to get to cum inside Sunny for real. He pushed her harder into the ground, grinding the frog of his hoof into the back of her skull. With one last, mighty thrust, he pushed them both forward, dragging her face in the dirt as he came inside her. After shooting several shots into her cunt, he pulled out and let the rest spray over her rump, back, and mane, marking her whole body with his scent. He stepped back from her and watched with a satisfied smile as she fell limply to the ground.
"Whoa, hey? Is she okay?" Pipp asked with mild concern. That had been hot as fuck, but she was a little concerned for the poor mare. She had seen pegasi go too far with their fighting and get seriously injured before, and that rutting had honestly seemed more violent than any of those battles. Izzy pulled her face away from Pipp's pussy to offer Sunny a look of similar concern.
Then Sunny popped back up to her hooves with a happy grin on her face, looking like a filly who'd just tasted her first salt lick.
"What are the two of you looking so concerned about?" she asked as she brushed the dirt and grass off her face. "It was just a bit of light sex between friends, ya know? It's not like Hitch was gonna do anything to hurt me."
"Yeah, what kind of stallion do you think I am?" he asked, before earning a little yelp from Sunny as he slapped her butt with a hoof. "Earth ponies like it rough, but it's not like we're trying to hurt anypony."
"Huh," Izzy said, her concern replaced with fascination.
"Well, I've got to say, that was probably the hottest rutting I've ever seen," Pipp complimented. "You mud ponies might be kind of slow, a little lazy, and maybe pretty dumb, but you sure know how to fuck."
"Gee, thanks Pipp," Hitch dryly responded.
"And we're earth ponies," Sunny once again reminded her friend in vain.
"Whatever," Pipp responded, though Sunny noticed a more teasing look on her face than she'd seen previously.
"Anyway..." Izzy butted in. "Anyone up for a second round?" she asked hopefully.
The four ponies shared a look between themselves, nodded in agreement, and threw themselves atop each other in a flailing pile of limbs, tongues, pussy, and dick. For the next few hours, all they cared about was the pleasure of each other's flesh.
As the sun began to set beneath the horizon, the four exhausted ponies lay in a heap, piled atop each other in blissful fatigue. Their bodies were sore and tired, but none of them had ever felt so fulfilled before in their lives. After simply lying together in their collective warmth, Pipp was the first to stir as she noticed something odd about Izzy.
"Hey, Izzy? Is it normal for that ball to glow like that?" the pegasus asked.
"Whazzat?" Izzy responded in a daze "What do you mean?"
"Oh, wow," Sunny observed, standing up and moving closer to Izzy to get a better look. "She's right. Your tennis ball is all lit up like a hearth's warming tree right now," she pointed at Izzy's forehead.
"Really?" Izzy asked, her eyes rolling up in her head trying to see what her new friends were talking about.
"Hold up a minute, is it just me or does it look like it's cracking to anypony else?" Hitch asked as he examined Izzy's ball.
Just as Hitch finished his observation, the tennis ball lifted off of Izzy's horn and hovered ominously in the air, light pulsing off its surface. The ponies stared transfixed at the floating ball, their previous exhaustion all but forgotten as they observed the strange phenomenon happening before their eyes.
"It almost looks like it's... hatching," Izzy observed.
The four watched as the cracks spread across the ball and the light it was emanating grew in intensity. Suddenly, they collectively flinched back as a loud bursting sound caught them off guard and the ball erupted in a brilliant white light. When they looked back, they were shocked to see that where Izzy's ball had been now stood a purple winged unicorn, seeming to shimmer with the same ethereal light that had been coming from the ball.
"Greetings, my little ponies," the alicorn spoke with a voice that somehow sounded at once both regal and friendly to the four flabbergasted ponies standing before her. Sunny was the first to regain her senses.
"Wait! I recognize you!" She shouted in astonishment as one of her heroes stood before her. "You're Princess Twilight Sparkle!"
"Yes, I am she," the alicorn confirmed. "At least, in a sense."
"Beggin' your pardon, Your Majesty," Hitch nervously addressed the Princess of Friendship, "but ain'tcha, you know, dead?"
Sunny slapped the back of his head with a hoof and shot him an angry glare, but Twilight simply nodded.
"Yes. For many years now." Twilight explained. "What you see before you is merely a remnant. A splinter of my spirit cast into the future out of a hope that I might one day be able to assist some brave ponies in correcting my mistakes."
"Hang on a minute. You merged your spirit with a tennis ball?" Pipp asked in disbelief.
"A tennis ball?" Twilight asked, before vigorously shaking her head. "No, no, no. I merged it with the element of magic, so that my spirit would be naturally attracted to a unicorn with powerful magic potential and the ability to draw other ponies to her in the bonds of harmony and friendship."
"Yeah? Well, you ended up looking like a tennis ball and attracting her," Pipp countered, pointing over to Izzy, who was currently holding a few remnants of the shattered tennis ball and trying to hold back tears.
"Well... the elements do have the ability to change their form to suit their need. I suppose a tennis ball is simply the form that was chosen for this era and pony," Twilight mused, sounding somewhat unsure of herself.
"Wait! That means it was your voice whispering in my head!" Izzy proclaimed, suddenly seeming more chipper. "You see? I told you all I wasn't crazy!"
"What? No, I had no ability to communicate with you. You're just insane," Twilight bluntly told the unicorn.
"Oh," Izzy responded, sounding a bit dejected. Pipp reached over and patted her comfortingly on the back.
"But, it was just the right sort of insanity to do what needed to be done," the alicorn encouraged her. "For you see, it's only by frantically rutting with other races of ponies that you were all able to achieve the level of harmony needed to restore me."
"Really?" Sunny asked. "That sounds kind of contrived."
"I once thought similarly, my little pony. I was too blind to see how essential rampant sexual encounters were to preserving the harmony of Equestria," Twilight lamented. "Oh, what a fool I was. If only I had listened to the advice of my wisest, prettiest, and most powerful student, Luster Dawn. Perhaps I wouldn't have doomed all of Equestria to such a horrible fate. Alas! My dear Luster, what a clever, beautiful pony you were, blessed with looks and intelligence beyond any other mare, especially your mother."
"ALRIGHT!"
"Don't you think you're laying it on a little thick?" Flurry Heart asked.
"Why, whatever do you mean, Flurry?" Luster Dawn asked as innocently as she could manage.
"Please," Flurry scoffed. "I know you're still upset about Aunt Twilight shooting down your idea to hold weekly orgies in her throne room to 'foster the growth of friendship and harmony between creatures of all kinds' or whatever b.s. you spouted to try to convince her to do it, but no pony's going to believe her actions lead to Equestria's downfall. She's, like, the most beloved pony in history."
"Meh. I suppose it is a bit of a ridiculous premise to base a story around," Luster conceded. "But it's still better than that stupid story you came up with about Princess Twilight and her friends all hanging around Pinkie's place and getting high on potions all day."
"Hey! My story wasn't stupid!" Flurry protested. "It was just more focused on comedy than drama. That's not necessarily a bad thing."
"Oh please, Flurry. Sure, it had it's moments, and that song at the end was kind of cute, but overall you've got to admit it was pretty bad," Luster stated. "Also? I'm still kind of confused about why Fluttershy wanted to fuck that dolphin so badly? That was kind of weird."
"Look, sometimes a mare just wants to fuck a dolphin, okay?" Flurry pouted. "Geez, you sound just like my dad when he caught me in the royal aquarium that one time."
"Whatever," Luster dismissed her friend's pouting. "Can I get back to my story now, or what?"
"Actually, I'm kind of bored with it already," Flurry admitted. "The plot's nonsensical and the characters all seem kind of one dimensional."
"Hey! How can you say that?" Luster protested. "I'm using the most advanced projection magic to show them all in glorious three dimensions."
"Not what I meant," Flurry stated. "But, whatever. Listen, would you rather stay here telling lame stories, or head up to my bedroom and let your beautiful princess fillyfriend rut your cute little rump?" Flurry asked, teasingly swatting Luster's butt with a wing.
"Alright, point made," Luster conceded with a grin. "Fuck the story, sex sounds way more fun."
"Great, let's go!" Flurry commanded, as the two mares started to head to her room. "But hey, I've got to ask one thing about your story."
"Yeah? What?" Luster asked.
"Well, it's just... If you're going to set a story in the future of Equestria, why come up with all these new characters when you could have just used the two of us, all grown up and going on our own adventures?" Flurry questioned. "Doesn't that sound like a way better premise?"
"Well, sure, I guess it does at first. In fact, at first glance it probably seems kind of disappointing that I didn't," Luster answered as she tried to catch a glimpse under her friend's tail. "I mean, it probably seems like a really big let down and a complete waste of a good premise. But, there's a really obvious reason why I didn't do that."
"Oh? What is it?" Flurry questioned as she stepped into her room, Luster following right on her hooves.
"Well, you see-"
The door shut behind them both.
Author's Note
Well, this took a lot longer to write than I intended. Sorry, but I went through a couple rewrites before I got something I was satisfied with. But now it's done, and the G5 cast has officially been lewded by me. It is done.
Can't wait for it all to make absolutely no sense in a few months when the movie comes out. But, in the meantime, I hope you all enjoyed it.
Please let G5 be good. Please let G5 be good. Please let G5 be good. Please let G5 be good.
