Dragon Booty

That wouldn't make any sense. At least that's what Spike had thought initially, but later he would find out just how wrong he was and just how much he loved that he had got it completely wrong. It all started when Spike was in bed having a most wonderful dream...

-dreamworld-

Spike found himself on his way to the Crystal Empire with Twilight and the gang, he didn't mind going to the Crystal Empire, because whenever he was there he wasn't just Spike, he was Spike the Brave and Glorious! As he heard snippets of conversation, he picked up bits and pieces of what everyone was saying, but they would repeat in his head and morph until they were another phrase entirely, first it started with Applejack.

Applejack said "I don't doubt that Spike is brave, but I'm not sure he is as glorious as...glorious as...GLORIOUS ASS... GLORIOUS ASS..." the phrase echoed in his head as her toned buttocks filled his entire vision, then he snapped out of it, Applejack's butt had been replaced with his previous view of the train he was on, next it was Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie said "Well sure, Spike is great, but... great but... GREAT BUTT... GREAT BUTT..." again the phrase played on his head as Pinkie's wonderfully wide hindquarters became the focus, then as suddenly as it arrived, it was gone and he was back on the train. Spike could sense a pattern forming here and his expectations were certainly met.

Twilight said "I know my proportions are slightly different since becoming an alicorn but I don't think I have bigger ears... bigger ears... BIG REARS... BIG REARS..."

Rarity said "Of course I had to bring make-up, I need it to highlight my best assets... assets... ASS SEX... ASS SEX..."

Fluttershy said "I hope the animals are OK, I hate leaving them all behind... all behind... FULL BEHIND... FULL BEHIND..."

Rainbow Dash said "Who cares? I'm just hungry! Yo, over on that food cart, do you see cheese?... do you see cheese... JUICY CHEEKS... JUICY CHEEKS..."

No matter how ridiculous, their sentences always ended up pertaining to something to do with his craving and obsession with girls that had junk in the trunk, not to mention each time he had to be faced with a greatly exaggerated view of their butts. It didn't help matters that as they were walking to meet Cadence he was stuck walking behind Twilight, Applejack and Pinkie Pie who seemed to be deliberately accentuating the sway of their hips as they walked, it was borderline flirtatious and it was driving him mad!

Suddenly, everything seemed to disappear and he found himself in Cadence's bedroom, on his back in her bed. He sat up as he said "What am I doing here?" Suddenly Cadence walked into the room with a booming voice, somehow she was twice as big as she used to be.

But that detail fell by the wayside as she said "Why Spike, you volunteered to be my seat for the day", then with a smirk she turned around agonizingly slowly to display her big fat ass. Spike's eyes widened and he gulped as her butt inched closer and closer to his face, moving down until finally the enormous Cadence and her enormous butt enveloped Spike in the warm embrace of deliciously thick ass flesh.

Spike was enjoying this until the whole image seemed to burst before his eyes and he went crashing to the ground, only to see none other than Princess Luna. Nervously he said "Princess Luna, what are you doing here?"

Luna met him with a face of neutrality and ambivalence as she said in her calm and soothing voice "Spike, it would seem you have developed something of a fetish, so desperate you are to fulfill this particular desire that it is affecting your mind. It is unfortunate that I cannot help you with this matter in the dream realm, in the real world however... well, you'll see". Princess Luna vanished through a portal, leaving Spike in a void of pitch black, the silence was suddenly interrupted by a disembodied voice.

"...Spike.."

Spike looked around, slightly frightened, he called out "Who's there?"

the voice came again "...Spike..."

Spike was getting scared now, he called out again "Twilight, is that you?"

Suddenly a loud ringing filled his ears and the disembodied voice became louder "SPIKE! SPIKE! SPIKE!"