Starlight's Shipping Dream

by Starlight Fan

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Starlight Glimmer, Fluttershy, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Trixie, Spike
Length: 1003

Starlight has a dream where her friends all desire her, it's more hilarious than you'd expect.

Starlight has a dream where she is desired by her friends and are fighting over her on who is the best Starlight ship.

Published 2021-03-06 02:20:02 UTC
Last updated 2021-03-06 02:20:02 UTC

No I'm Better

Starlight was having a hard time sleeping when she began dreaming she found herself at Twilight's castle entrance and it was then she saw Twilight and Trixie fighting over something she knew she had to break it up so she went up to them.

"What are you two fighting over now?!" Starlight asked annoyed.

"Ah Starlight please tell Twilight how I am the best for you." Trixie said in a boastful tone.

"Uh excuse me, I am the Starlight ship Starlight Fan writes for the most." Twilight states in a bragging voice.

"Wait what's going on here?" Starlight asks in a confused voice before Spike shows up.

"They're arguing over what the best Starlight ship is which is clearly you and me. I mean our pairing was the first story Starlight Fan wrote for, so it's obviously the best open your eyes Starlight we're perfect for each other." Spike said walking up to Starlight.

"You're a dragon! How would an interspecies relationship even work?" Trixie asked incredulously.

"Ahem remember the tale of Beauty and The Beast?" Spike asked pointing at Starlight and himself respectively.

Trixie put a hoof over her mouth and giggled "You got the Beast part right."

Trixie then bursted into full on laughter while Spike glared at her.

"I'm sorry at least I wasn't portrayed as Starlight's master, Starlight Fan clearly tried to portray you the worst way possible." Spike retorted with a smirk before Twilight pushed him away.

"At least I don't make insensitive jokes about her past." Twilight retorted "On another note I was portrayed quite positively in the story Spike mentioned, I think we all know who the winner is."

"Ah but that's where you're wrong princess." Sunset said walking out of the castle.

"My ship with Starlight is the most relatable and more wholesome, we totally connect unlike you who treats her like a child at times besides who comforted her at Don't Leave Me I Love You, I did not you." Sunset argued with a smirk.

Twilight then flared her horn before Sunburst appeared.

"Ladies, please it is quite clear to me that me and Starlight have the most chemistry as we are childhood friends and the finale built us up as a couple also Starlight is likely canonically straight." Sunburst retorted with a smirk.

"I'm bisexual!" Starlight yelled out.

"Um I don't mean to be rude but me and Starlight both shared a house once." Fluttershy countered with a smirk.

"I've lived with her for 4 seasons." Twilight quickly argued smirking much to Fluttershy's anger.

"Even Fluttershy?" Starlight asked confused walking backwards into a tree before the tree turned out to be Discord.
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"Ugh why does Starlight Fan ship me so much?" Starlight asked angrily.

The six soon began fighting each other until Luna showed up and warded off the fakes.

Starlight then began bowing before Luna.

"It is alright Starlight no need to bow." Luna told Starlight with a calm tone.

"Luna I'm just so confused, why does Starlight Fan ship me with my friends it's a bit odd I'm shipped with so many of them and it feels weird." Starlight explained.

"I understand child but it would be best if you ask him yourself." Luna proclaimed.

"What, but I can't go to him he's a mad man he makes traps in his lair and is obsessed with me well not in a romantic way that would be gross but you know what I mean." Starlight complained.

"He is merely a harmless super fan, besides I've seen much worse things in my time as ruler, you should see what the Royal Guard do off duty." Luna whispered.

"Yeah maybe I could go see him." Starlight said with reluctance.

"That's the spirit child and do not fret he will not hurt you, you are his favorite." Luna winked before leaving the dream realm.

Starlight then woke up next morning and she then ate her breakfast and then used her magic spell to telegraph an image of Starlight Fan in his house.

"Hee hee hee oh this story is just so good and gah Starlight Glimmer, am I having a dream again?" Starlight Fan asks annoyed.

"No Starlight Fan you're not dreaming I just want to ask you something." Starlight clarified.

"Okay if this is about my stories making you Trixie's 'pet' than I am sorry it was for the plot and I hated doing that." Starlight Fan apologized stressfully.

"What, no it's about something else why am I shipped with so many of my friends, Twilight, Trixie, Spike, Sunset, Sunburst, Fluttershy, and Discord, I'm flattered that you think I should have love but it's a bit creepy having you try and force me with my friends." Starlight explained.

"Yeah sorry Starlight just because I ship you with them does not mean I want to force you with them you see we Bronies make stories for fun and for our pleasure we have no intention of forcing you with them like the CMC did." Starlight Fan clarified.

"Well it feels like you ship me with everything that breathes and-" Starlight began before getting cut off with a dramatic gasp from Starlight Fan.

"How dare you, I would not dare do such a thing my ships are purely thought out and I judge them carefully and logically." Starlight Fan dramatically states.

"Oh well then why do you ship me with the seven I just mentioned it's a bit strange." Starlight said with confusion.

"Ah I see you are unfamiliar with my reasons for my ships well I will explain them to you soon but first I must do something." Starlight Fan explained.

"What could you possibly be doing?" Starlight asked incredulously.

"I am going to write my fanfiction first or fimfiction and then I'll be back." Starlight Fan explains before hanging up.

"Gah." Starlight angrily groaned "At least I'll get an answer soon.

Author's Note

My portrayal of myself isn't very accurate I exaggerated it a bit for fun.