Life of a slime

For the people that have no fucking idea about cup sizes

Rimuru pov

I woke up from a deep sleep and all I could see was darkness but I started hearing a heartbeat so slowly I got up with a blush on my face.

“I’m not a prude things like sex is completely natural and you should not be ashamed of your body”.

I get up and begin to look around to see if anything changes overnight. I don’t think that anything changes so with that done I begin to look for some food for shion.

I ask the great sage where I can find food for shion, the great sage “you can find something that she can eat if you go under water and get fish” “I’m such an idiot of course there will be fish in the river”.

I searched my pockets to see if I got anything in damn all I could find is my iPhone and my headphones. I decided to put it in my slime storage space. I use my skills Iron thread to make a net to catch some fish.

Once I was done I got a pretty good load of fish, I started a fire and began to descale the fish and then started to gut the fish.

Once shion smelled the food she woke up and started eating. The food was pretty good but I just wish that I had some seasoning for the fish.

Me and shion packed up and started downstream to the river to hopefully find a village. I’ve learned how to shapeshift and make body doubles on the way.

After I learned how to shapeshift into my slime form, Shion started caring for me under her boobs.

Shion pov

Inside Shion head: “Not having my sword will slightly diminish my Kombat effectiveness if I have to protect master Rimuru”.

Master Rimuru is acting off. He probably worried about something. When I was holding master Rimuru I asked him what we should do if we encountered a village? “Will let’s see when we get there”.

On the walk we ran into a type of wolf made out of wood? I put down master Rimuru and started walking up to the “wolf”.

The wolf began circling me so it can get a better angle of attack. I kept my eyes on it waiting for the wolf to attack me.

The air was still for one second and we both know that now is the time, we both attack and in that one second time stand still then the wolf is dead.

Rimuru POV

Once the fight was done I changed back to my human form then I saw the end of the force.

We ran into a village but the people did not look like people but like anthropomorphic horse people?

The pony’s look like this 4

I don’t know what they are but I tell shion to not to hurt the local people unless you don’t have a choice and even if you do try not to kill them.

We began to walk up to the little town when we were walking past a sign that said welcome to ponyville, “oh I guess are pony’s”? Looking deeper into the little town there seems to be a scuffle going on in the town.

The town people didn’t notice us until I walked up to one of them to find out what’s happening. The person I walk up to looks pretty cute with her pretty pink hair. will they call it something different? Whatever, let's get back on topic, pretty hair, nice soft skin, long luscious legs and her face was just beautiful.

The person that I asked got startled then slowly turned her head to me and started to stutter out a response. “Oooh my”. “You don’t look like anything that I have seen before, you don’t have any fair just some on the top of your head”.

“ Oh I’m so sorry please forgive me it’s just that you look so interesting”.

“It’s fine you're just curious”, all's good but you didn’t answer my question. “Oh I’m sorry”. “Will two ponies have a fight in the middle of town”.

“Oh that interesting do you know the people fighting?” “Um”, “did you mean to say somepony?”

“Ya sure”, but do you know them? “Um, no I didn’t know the pony’s”. Oh ok I look into where the people that are fighting are and I see two mirrors really going at it both of them have bruises all over them but why are they fighting.

I turn a round to ask why they are fighting and I realize I didn’t ask for her name. I’m sorry but I didn’t get your name. I'm Rimuru Tempest.

“Um, my name is Fluttershy”, nice to meet you. Good to meet you Fluttershy. “Um, Rimuru if you want to but what are you?”

Um, I will tell you somewhere less crowded if that’s okay. “Ummm,” “yes that’s okay but only if you want to”.

Shion POV

It looks like master Rimuru is done talking with that yellow looking pony. Looking around there seems to be more girls than guys. I will have to ask the yellow pony after master Rimuru is done.

Rimuru pov

I just finished my conversation with Fluttershy. I got a good amount of information but still not enough to know how things work here.

Dammit I can just ask my skill great sage I need to remember that I can do it now.

Ok great sage, get me the information that I need to know.

“Answer there society seems to be matriarchal because of the difference between gender with girls out numbering boys two to five. Their currency is based on little gold coins that they name bits.

There are three different types of pony’s one type is called earth ponies; they have a strong connection to the earth that grants them a stronger body out of the other two. The second one is called pegasus; they have a strong connection to the wind that grants that ability of flying, cloud manipulation, and a good cold resistance. The last one is called unicorns; they are aboard to an effect the surrounding magicules to perform magic”.
Thank you great sage.

I walk up to Shion and tell her what I have learned from Fluttershy and my great sage skill. So now we need money to find a place to sleep, but how are we going to do that?

Someone tapped me on my shoulder, answered with a yes and turned around and all I saw was pink.

She looks like these but with a bigger Bustin and a little chubby

Pink is the biggest thing I see when I turn around when it giggles. I found out that it’s a she. She steps back and starts to take and wow she can talk.

After she stops talking. I could not keep up, she just said it in one breath and so fast I had to stop and look back on what she said. Hi pinkie pie yes I do like parties and yes I do like cake and we are new in town.

Shion pov

How did I not notice her? I swear I just blink and then she was there. Master Rimuru started to talk to her but she took so fast I couldn’t understand her.

Rimuru pov

She asks if you both need help with something? I tell her that we need a place to stay for tonight. Pinkie pie says “that she might know some pony’s”.