Author's Note

This entry was authored by Horndog, and contains mention of everyone's favourite not-quite-so-equine OC. Enjoy.

ESCP-004 [Anonymous]

Anomaly Designation: ESCP-004

Containment Class: Moon

Anomaly Traits: Sapient, temporal, extra-equestrial

Special Containment Procedures: ESCP-004 is to be held in comfortable living quarters at the nearest site with available quarters, though it is advised to move ESCP-004 to his designated quarters at the PV-16-C containment site as soon as is practical. ESCP-004 is to be provided with as many distractions as possible. Effective distractions include comic books, food, sports equipment and any new Video Arcade cabinets. ESCP-004 is to be considered uncontainable, as the greater effort is put into containing ESCP-004, the more likely ESCP-004 is to escape. As such, exit doors are to remain unlocked and ‘escape’ is even to be encouraged by staff personnel in the form of encouragement to “go outside” and “experience nature” as by removing the challenge in leaving, ESCP-004 loses most motivation to do so. When ESCP-004 does escape, attempts to recontain ESCP-004 are most successful when ESCP-004 believes that he is being recontained by his own initiative and at his own schedule. Previous successful attempts have been accomplished by devaluing ESCP-004’s current endeavors, though this method is not reliable.

Of note, special care must be taken to ensure that staff personnel used to contain ESCP-004 are NOT married mares, mothers, grandmothers, or evaluated to be lonely, as ESCP-004’s persuasive skills are considered unnatural and ESCP-004 is extremely attracted to married mares, mothers and grandmothers, with a focus on mothers, and has been able to convince staff personnel evaluated as lonely to aid him in his self-proclaimed "quest to woo every MILF there is".

Accounts of SCP-004's activities during his containment breaches are to be exstensively and thoroughly recorded by researchers for later compiling and dissemination. The final approved edition shall be used as training, research, and disinformation material, which shall be published by appropriate Foundation agents under their pseudonym of a "clop" author, and presented as cheap smutty fiction.

Description: ESCP-004 is a unique example of a bipedal species thought to be not naturally occurring within Equestria, and is recognised as a young adult male, though his self proclaimed age varies from 18 years to 35 years. ESCP-004’s physical appearance varies wildly, with the only consistent features being its species save for instances in which he adopts the form of ESCP-004-A, with most changes occurring shortly after breaching containment. The changing process itself has never been observed, and ESCP-004 denies ever having changed when questioned. The most prominent changes are to coloration and presence of facial features.

ESCP-004 does not possess feathers, scales, or chitin in any form, and lacks fur in any consistent pattern. In some instances, ESCP-004 espouses a mane of varying appearance, and growths of fur have been observed around his mouth, neck, chest, arms, legs, and groin, though never consistently. His skin tone is seemingly capable of adopting any known color, from that simulating Equine skin to green, though on occasion ESCP-004 is seen wearing a green colored skin-tight article of clothing that covers the entire head from the neckline up. When ESCP-004 is witnessed with his green coloration (either skin tone or head covering) the front of his head is almost always covered by a large black question mark. At times, the top of this symbol functions as ESCP-004’s eyebrow, to convey emotions. When ESCP-004 is observed with green coloration, the number of facial features varies wildly, often only appearing when required for interaction, with the mouth being the most common, nose and ears second, and eyes being the least common feature. Despite not consistently possessing eyes, ESCP-004 almost always has average vision, though on the rare occasion ESCP-004 does not have average vision, corrective glasses are sufficient to restore average vision. On rare occasion, ESCP-004 does not have the question mark symbol on their head even while colored green, at which point ESCP-004 always has all facial features (eyes, nose, mouth, ears). When ESCP-004's skin tone falls within typical Equine norms, his eyes, nose mouth and ears are always a feature, though the mane (or self described ‘hair’) is inconsistently present and does not hold any consistency in color, length, or style.

ESCP-004’s height varies from just over 1.65 meters to just under 2 meters. ESCP-004’s physique also varies from out of shape, though not obese, to the pinnacle of fitness. ESCP-004 almost always insists on wearing some form of clothing, though the amount and style of clothing varies wildly. The only seeming consistency is a preference towards covering his genitalia while it’s not in use.

ESCP-004’s personality is inconsistent, though it tends towards angry, petulant and rude. First impressions are not to be relied upon though, as ESCP-004 possess an unnatural ability to persuade nearly any creature to either have sexual intercourse with him or aid in his goal to have sexual intercourse with another. ~~The only sexual boundary ESCP-004 seems unwilling to cross is having sexual intercourse with another male, citing an extreme aversion to male/male homosexuality. Though ESCP-004 claims aversion to any form of homosexuality, and will often call out any form he sees, he shows no actual aversion to female/female homosexuality.~~ Update: Inconsistent reports of ESCP-004 engaging in male/male homosexuality have been presented by Foundation researchers, but have been unable to be substantiated.

ESCP-004 is not considered inherently dangerous. While willing to resort to violence when sufficiently provoked, he mostly resorts to name-calling and insults. ESCP-004’s primary goal, to impregnate or otherwise have intercourse with a large number of mares, focusing on those who have already given birth, is also not considered dangerous, and can even be used as a tool to mitigate damage. While impregnation is a common occurrence, the effects are never permanent.

The primary anomalous effect of ESCP-004 is a cleansing ‘reset’ were the world is restored to how it would have been if ESCP-004 had not interacted with it. This only occurs after a successful sexual intercourse attempt, though the time between the attempt and the reset itself is variable, seeming to occur when ESCP-004 becomes bored of relating the events of his latest ‘escapade’. The reset only applies to those directly involved with the sexual intercourse attempt. Upon resetting, the mare, if pregnant, is no longer pregnant. Any interrupted relationships are restored, and in the unlikely event that ESCP-004 remains enamored for the entire duration of the pregnancy, any resulting child also ceases to exist. Upon questioning, ESCP-004 doesn’t appear to retain any memory of the events either.

The origins of ESCP-004 are unknown. Much like the other characteristics of the entity that seem to change at random, each investigation into the origin of ESCP-004 leads to a different conclusion. The only consistent fact is that ESCP-004 is extra-equestrial, a being from beyond our plane of existence. Most origins have ESCP-004 arriving to this dimension against his will or without his knowledge of the event. A common factor is Discord’s involvement, or at least the involvement of residual chaos magic. Further investigation is to be treated purely as a training device, as attempting to determine the true origins of ESCP-004 has been deemed futile.

ESCP-004-A is a derivative of ESCP-004. ESCP-004-A is a green earth pony filly with a black mane that claims to be ESCP-004 turned into a filly by [REDACTED]. ESCP-004-A has the same question mark symbol for a cutie mark that ESCP-004 has as a facial marking. ESCP-004-A is very similar to ESCP-004 except that instead of a primary goal of having intercourse with mothers, ESCP-004-A has a predisposition to heavy alcoholism and self destruction, as well as demanding to be returned to their original form, despite being able to do so seemingly at will. ESCP-004-A is slightly more dangerous than ESCP-004-A due to expressing their displeasure through a high pitched shriek that can cause hearing damage. ESCP-004-A is more easily containable though, losing the unnatural persuasive ability ESCP-004 posseses, though some staff personnel report feeling enough pity towards ESCP-004-A to perform tasks beyond their assigned duty.

Addendum 1: Researcher Twilight S. has requested responsibility for all cases involving ESCP-004-A.

Addendum 2: Researcher Twilight S. has requested no responsibility for any cases involving ESCP-004.

Appendix-004: Compendium of divergence events

Kirin Timeline
ESCP-004 became a guest of Princess Twilight Sparkle in Ponyville's Friendship Castle, wherein he encountered the Kirin Autumn Blaze, who had been invited at the behest of Princess Twilight for the purpose of observing Kirin mating habits. During their encounter, ESCP-004 impregnated the Kirin and began a long-term relationship, which lasted until the birth of their offspring, a typical female kirin female. Upon investigation, there was no indication that Princess Twilight had ever invited ESCP-004 to live in the castle, nor had ever met him. In addition, Autumn Blaze was discovered to live in a village far away from Ponyville, and was neither pregnant nor a mother to any foals. When questioned, ESCP-004 was confused about the occurence, with no familiarity towards either Twilight Sparkle or Autumn Blaze.

Janitor Timeline
ESCP-004 worked as a janitor in the School of Friendship in Ponyville, wherein he became involved in a number of trysts involving some of the students. Accounts of the conclusion of this timeline varies, from ESCP-004 forming a polycule with the subjects of his erotic encounters to him remaining unfulfilled and alone. Cautious broaching of the topic among purported members of these encounters revealed that none of them knew of such a creature nor had engaged in a relationship with him, nor had any such creature been employed at the School of Friendship. ESCP-004 was confused by the suggestion that he had been a janitor at any point in his life.

Dragon Timeline
ESCP-004, who went by the name "Raymond Scotfield" and appeared as a tall, rugged, twenty four year old, worked as a blacksmith in the Crystal Empire, improving the weapons and armor of the guards therein. Notably, Princess Cadence ruled the Crystal Empire as a bachelorette, and her daughter, Princess Flurryheart, did not exist. ESCP-004 was invited to a dinner by Princess Cadence with the specific intention of introducing him to Dragonlord Ember, who was also in attendence. The timeline concluded with a threesome between ESCP-004, Dragonlord Ember, and Princess Cadence in the throne room of the Crystal Palace, and the formation of a relationship between Dragonlord Ember and ESCP-004. The current existence of Prince Shining Armor and Princess Flurryheart, the absence of Dragonlord Ember from the Crystal Empire, and that ESCP-004 does not match the description provided confirms the termination of this timeline.

Royal Timeline
ESCP-004 appeared as a physiotherapist named "Thomas" who lived and worked in the Crystal Empire. He faced fear, mustrust, and discrimination from the citizens of the kingdom, including from Prince Shining Armor, but was on good and intimate terms with Princess Cadence herself. Their clandestine affair continued for a time until an attempt was made by Princess Celestia to halt it on the grounds that it was a danger to Princess Cadence and Prince Shining Armor's marriage. Despite moving to Canterlot to pursue a career under royal employ, he was able to continue his affair with the aid of Princess Luna, who provided a dreamscape for their rendezvous. ESCP-004 subsequently went on to form an erotic relationship with both Princess Luna and Princess Celestia. No such relationship can be verified, and ESCP-004 denies having met any of the princesses.

Elements Timeline
ESCP-004 sought out the Element of Loyalty - Rainbow Dash - for carnal gratification spurred by his years spent in Equestria without any form of sexual contact. He attempted to remain anonymous by donning a costume and using an alternate moniker, but was discovered as a result of his unique profile. Despite the spontaneous and questionable nature of their encounter, Rainbow Dash expressed approval and entered into a sexual and romantic relationship with ESCP-004, which soon escalated into a polyamorous relationship with the rest of the Bearers of the Elements of Harmony at her suggestion. ESCP-004 learned of the state of their relationship when attempting to purchase baked goods at Sugarcube Corner in Ponyville, where he was seduced by the Element of Laughter, Pinkie Pie. There is no account of any further interactions between ESC-004 and the Bearers, and both Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie are currently in seperate committed relationships. ESCP-004 does not know of any previous encounters with the Bearers.

Favor Timeline
ESCP-004 agreed to fulfil a fantasy of married couple living in Ponyville with whom he was friends. The fantasy in particular involved consensual cuckoldry, though the unique element in this instance appeared to be one of the participant's fascination with ESCP-004's species, a personality quirk of hers since her youth. The encounter proceded without incident, and subsequent investigation of the couple in question revealed their presence as a co-habiting married couple in Ponyville in the same house as reported during this timeline's existence. ESCP-004 reported that he was not familiar with the names of the couple, though, when questioned about certain personality traits of his species, revealed several identifiable traits which one of the mares appeared to emulate in a manner that was atypical to ponykind. Further investigations were ordered to determine to what extent this was an occurence of the prime timeline and to what extent this was a bleeding effect from a divergent timeline.

MILF Timeline
ESCP-004 took it upon himself to engage in sexual relations with as many mothers as possible, with a focus on the mothers of the Bearers of the Elements of Harmony. A reliable chronology of events was not clearly established, but it was confirmed that ESCP-004, possessing a smug and cocky demeanour, seduced and bedded Twilight Velvet, Windy Whistles, Mrs Shy, Cookie Crumbles, and Cloudy Quartz. In addition, during his efforts, he also succeeded in full sexual intercourse with Rarity - the Element of Generosity - and the daughters of Cloudy Quartz, with the exception of Pinkie Pie, with whom he engaged in foreplay only. Some versions of this timeline propose that ESCP-004 successfully managed to mindbreak Mrs Shy in front of her husband and secure her genuine love, though this is disputed. None of the participants show any signs of having engaged in such a relationship with ESCP-004, and he does not himself recount any such events occuring.

Resident Timeline
ESCP-004 took the form of an amicable visitor to Equestria who claimed to have arrived in Equestria as a result of his father's experiments with quantum mechanics. He quickly formed friendships with the denizens of Ponyville and found himself in circumstantial sexual encounters with some notable individuals, including Applejack - the Element of Honesty - and Fluttershy; the Element of Kindness. His trysts appeared to be purely for erotic purposes and didn't result in romantic attachments. This timeline was so innocuous and mundane that it seemingly continued for months before Foundation researchers discovered that ESCP-004 had been contained in a seperate Foundation facility in Canterlot, and that none of the citizens of Ponyville recognised the name nor description they were given in regards to ESCP-004. When questioned, Applejack could not recall the last time she drank Applewhiskey, and neither she nor Fluttershy recalled visiting a bar in the prior year.