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ESCP-006 [Tumultuous Toys]

Anomaly Designation: ESCP-006

Containment Class: Earth

Anomaly Traits: Inanimate, sentient, varied, assortment

Special Containment Procedures: All instances of ESCP-006 are to be contained in appropriate devices or spaces, and are to be clearly marked. Inanimate instances of ESCP-006 are to be stored in standard inanimate anomalous object containment cases, which are to be stored together in Wing B of low-priority containment site CD-81-V. Sentient instances of ESCP-006 are to be either restrained securely and placed in a standard inanimate anomalous object containment case or held within a standard containment cell. Instances of ESCP-006 are to be retained in storage unless in use for testing by the authority of two Level 2 researchers. No instances of ESCP-006 are to be used for reasons outside of Foundation interest, nor interchanged with or introduced to stockpiles of other non-anomalous objects of a similar description. If any new descriptions of ESCP-006 instances are discovered, they are to be reported, recovered, and contained as per these Special Containment Procedures. Any instances of ESCP-006 that are discovered which match pre-existing descriptions listed in this file must be recovered, and may be destroyed and the remains disposed safely. GOI-11 is to be monitored for further production of ESCP-006 objects.

Description: ESCP-006 refers to a collection of sexual paraphernalia possessing anomalous properties, all of which are produced by Supreme Sexual Satisfaction Symposium Limited, or S4 Ltd. S4 Ltd, known to the ESCP Foundation as Group of Interest 11, is a company which produces anomalous sexual goods of various quality, and is believed to be a company founded by the Flim Flam Brothers, though no official connection has ever been established. The paraphernalia produced by S4 Ltd ranges from dildos and anal plugs to semi-sentient bondage gear, many of which have been catalogued and secured by the Foundation. Monitoring of sites known to be utilised by S4 Ltd is ongoing.

The range of objects which fall under this designation results in a variety of dangers and outcomes, and therefore containment is guaranteed to varying extents. Some objects are easier to contain, while others are resistant towards attempts to capture or contain them. Objects which demonstrate semi-sentience which cannot be suppressed are destroyed. In addition, there is no certainty how many objects have been produced, or which objects may be produced in the future.

Document 006-1: Catalogue of ESCP-006 items

ESCP-006-A
Physical description: Smooth wooden equine dildo made from oak. Lacks detailed features such as veins or medial ring expected from equine anatomy. Glans is flat, and there is no urethra present. Solid construction without internal components. Base is smooth and has small button which connnects to no internal mechanism.
Anomalous description: Capable of vibrating with the strength of a non-anomalous vibrator, self-cleaning, does not rot or develop mould, and does not chip or splinter without direct force applied deliberately to it.
Discovery: Property damage in the small frontier town of Appleoosa in [REDACTED] attracted the attention of Foundation agents when no perpertrator or reasonable explanation for the significant destruction was found. Upon interrogation of the pony nearest the centre of the destruction, it was learned that she had been using a novelty dildo sold to her by a travelling merchant, and had grown accustomed to using its vibrating function. On the day in question, it appeared to malfunction, growing in power and strength until it was able to ricochet from wall to wall, fracturing the woodwork. Unstopped, it smashed through a window and caused further property damage in the town itself, including the saloon. Nopony was injured, but a cover story was required to explain the damage. The item was discovered by the investigating Foundation agents in the desert three miles away, and was secured for permanent containment.
Status: Contained, additional instances destroyed via chopping, crushing, and incineration.

ESCP-006-B
Physical description: 50ml bottle of clear water-based lubricant labelled "Moobricant". Label claims that the product is created from organic and replenishable resources, with a list of ingredients which are not unexpected for non-anomalous sexual lubricants. The description on the label promises increased sexual intensity upon use, though does not specify beyond that.
Anomalous description: When applied to a male sexual organ, the lubricant triggers a behavioural shift in the subject reminiscent of a bull in rut. The subject becomes sexually and physically aggressive, and will attempt to engage in sexually dominant rituals with other sapient creatures around it, with a particular propensity for creatures deemed to be feminine or submissive, and with an overriding inclination towards those under the alternative effect of ESCP-006-B. When applied to an orifice capable of normal sexual use (i.e. mouth or anus) or a female sexual organ, ESCP-006-B instead triggers a behavioural shift towards tranquility, submissiveness, and heightened sensitivity and desire to be sexually dominated. Higher cognitive functions are reduced, and the subject seeks out those willing to engage in coitus, especially those under the masculine effects of ESCP-006-B. Female subjects under the influence of ESCP-006-B have ocassionally been observed to lactate and to produce vocalisations reminiscent of bovine females.
Discovery: The Foundation became aware of the existence of ESCP-006-B when multiple members of the small town of [DATA EXPUNGED] failed to turn up to work, and were declared missing. The missing workers had no common interaction, from their profession to their hobbies, and so their disappearance was not immediately explicable. They were eventually found engaging in aggressive intercourse in a field five miles outside of the town, and had apparently been occupied with this activity for one and a half days, with the arrival of horrified newcomers doing nothing to alter their behaviour. Attempts to stop or seperate them failed, and it took Foundation agents sedating them to halt the event. They were removed to the nearest Foundation site for medical treatment and interrogation, while the town was amnestitised and a cover story of a hiking expedition gone wrong spread to cover their temporary absence. The subjects, once reverted to their usual state, revealed that they had been overcome with a feral, beastial, irresistable lust, and that they thought it might have something to do with the lubricant they had purchased from wandering traders that had passed through the town a month prior. Subsequent searches of the subject's homes revealed the presence of several bottles of ESCP-006-B, which were seized. The subjects were amnestitised and returned home.
Status: ESCP-006-B-1 contained, ESCP-006-B-2 retained as a sample for testing, additional instances destroyed via dissolution in strong acid compounds.

ESCP-006-C
Physical description: Glass anal probe fifteen centimeters (15cm) in length with ring pull. Solid glass construction, no additional elements unexpected from such an object.
Anomalous description: When inserted into an anal cavity and used as normally directed, the object gradually increases the user's anal capacity, lubrication, and elasticity, enabling them to accept larger insertions. The longer the usage, the greater the effect. After approximately ten minutes of continuous usage, the user will constantly produce a silicone-based lubricant from their anus, and will possess an anal capacity approximating one thousand cubic centimeters (1,000cm3) with the elasticity to match any such insertion. This effect lasts approximately one week before the user reverts to their prior bodily status.
Discovery: A late-night talent show in Las Pegasus involved a number of mares and stallions who claimed to be able to insert any hoofheld object into their rears, which attracted the attention of many partygoers, including Foundation agents in the area. Investigating the performers, the agents discovered the anal probes and seized them for the Foundation, as well as spreading supposed proof that the entire show was a result of clever special effects and trickery. The performers were given amnestics and convinced that they were magicians of a more typical fashion.
Status: Contained, additional instances destroyed via crushing and dissolution in an acid compound.

ESCP-006-D
Physical description: Lengths of rope apparently designed for bondage purposes. The length of each rope varies by sizes cut. Does not possess any signs of wear or use, as though freshly made regardless of actual age and usage.
Anomalous description: Upon being touched by a sapient creature, the rope will become animate, adopting serpentine qualities such as coiling in on itself and raising itself towards objects of interest. The sapient creature which awakened its anomalous qualities establishes an immediate pet dynamic with the rope, exerting an influence typical of a master over a well-trained animal. Despite lacking all qualities expected of a lifeform, the rope understands all commands given to it by its owner regardless of language, and will follow them dutifully, irrespective of the cost to itself. It appears to possess no self-preservation instinct, as though it only exists to serve.
Discovery: When raiding a compound used by GOI-11, Mobile Task Force [REDACTED] found themselves assailed by sentient ropes directed by a pony who appeared to be the head of security. Though the MTF was able to fend off the ropes and secure the compound, the delay caused by the ropes allowed several persons of interest to escape, and for much of the material the Foundation had hoped to secure being destroyed. Some specimens of the rope were captured, and were studied to unlock their anomalous properties. In conjunction with interrogations of captured personnel, the secrets of the ropes were unlocked, and specimens were retained for Foundation benefit. Reverse-engineering of ESCP-006-D's anomalous qualities has allowed the Foundation to create an anomalous technology designated as AT-051, which are not limited to a single user. AT-051 is supplied to MTF's for the purpose of restraining targets of importance.
Status: Contained. ESCP-006-D-1 is restrained in its own inanimate anomalous object containment case with zip ties, and is used as the template for all other specimens. ESCP-006-D-2 through ESCP-006-D-24 are kept as facility security under the control of the Head of Security [REDACTED] at Site [REDACTED], and will be terminated upon his retirement.

ESCP-006-E
Physical description: Blue pills distributed in a white opaque plastic bottle which is labelled "Supreme Performance and Endowment Enhancement". The label promises improved sexual performance in the bedroom, and lists a number of non-anomalous ingredients. Chemical anaylsis of the pills reveals no anomalous properties intrinsic to their chemical or physical composition.
Anomalous description: Upon oral consumption, the effects manifest within the user over the course of ten minutes, including increased libido, heightened sexual and physical stamina, and greater production of sexual fluids. Whether by design or through careless manufacturing, approximately one in every five users (20%) experience further effects, including the enlargment of their primary or secondary sexual organs, namely the penis, testicles, and mammaries, and the natural production of sexual bodily fluids is further increased to levels that are unachievable by any non-anomalous means. The effects of the pills are cumultive and addictive, and if taken regularly or in large quantities, the user's mental faculties are subsumed by intense lust that eclipses all other consideration than permanent sexual gratification, and the physical transformations become difficult to reverse. There appears to be no limit to how much an individual may be affected, other than the amount of pills they consume.
Discovery: Standard Equestrian authorities were alarmed by the subsidence of a house in Cloudsdale, and the surveyors who attended found that the house was occupied by a lone male pegasus with impossibly disproportionate genitals. Attempts to interact with the stallion produced no result, as he was fixated on masturbating in an endless cycle, the seminal production seeping into the clouds and causing the house to subside dangerously. Learning of this, Foundation agents imbedded within the Cloudsdale local authority dispatched a recovery team, eventually managing to reverse the effects of the transformation over the course of two days. Prior to treatment, the stallion was recorded as having an erection measuring ten metres by three metres (10m x 3m) with testicles two and a half metres (2.5m) in diameter, and a seminal production of three litres (3L) per hour. The stallion was detained for questioning, and through interrogation and the discovery of three empty pill bottles during a search of the stallion's home, the origin of the incident was determined. The house was repaired, non-Foundation personnel present were amnestitised, and a cover story of improper drainage in cloud creation spread by the Foundation led to an inquiry of weather factory standards.
Status: Contained, additional instances destroyed by crushing and incineration.

ESCP-006-F
Pysical description: Restrictive and full-body gimp suit, consisting of rubber and leather. Non-amonalous materials used in construction.
Anomalous description: If not used for a seventy two (72) hour period, the suit will animate and will move as though worn by an ordinary pony. When it encounters a sapient creature, it will grapple them and seal itself around their body, changing shape and dimensions to fit their anatomy. Upon fully encasing a victim, the victim will be unable to break free until released by the suit, which will control all their movements until that moment. The suit will willingly submit itself to the whims of another sapient creature and will obey any instructions directed at it, provided that those instructions are lascivious in nature. After being sufficiently sexually fulfilled, the suit will deactivate, and the encased victim will be able to move again freely.
Discovery: The arrival of a horde of gimp suits into the town of Ponyville on the night of [REDACTED] resulted in mass panic and hysteria, and quickly drew the attention of the Elements of Harmony. The nature of the attack soon became apparent, and a Foundation MTF was deployed to battle the entities, managing to secure the town after a protracted fight. The Bearers agreed to remain quiet about the incident, and the EUP Guard were publicly accredited for a swift and efficient defence of the town against a purported Changeling invasion. Appropriate low-level amnestics were provided to direct victims of the autonomous suits. Attempts were made following containment to develop suits that would be able to imitate the autonomous nature of ESCP-006-F without sacrificing the wearer's control to allow for increased tactical options in the field. Addendum: Following the creation of fruitful diplomatic ties with the Changeling Empire, King Thorax was informed of the incident, and publicly denounced the actions as a botched attempt by Queen Chyrsalis to take revenge on Princess Twilight Sparkle. The matter is regarded as a closed case of previous poor international relations, but should another public official raise the matter in the future, it is not to be allowed to be investigated further, and efforts must be focused on fabricating evidence to support the publicly believed series of events.
Status: ESCP-006-F-1 contained in a standard containment cell, ESCP-006-F-2 through ESCP-006-F-6 lost during facility raid during "Icarus" incident, search ongoing; additional instances terminated through time-acceleration spell in a magic chamber rated at least Level 3.

ESCP-006-G
Physical description: A device closely resembling a masturbation machine, adapted for use by seemingly any species or sex. The machine possesses multiple pistons and associated mechanical arms, to which can be attached a wide variety of phallic simulacrum. In addition, several slots and ports are available for the purpose of the insertion of penile organs. The device can be used as a seat, and can be mounted or rested upon from almost any angle without diminishing its intended utility. In addition, it is capable of general or focused vibration, and is capable of, and perhaps intended for, the use of groups of creatures simultaneously.
Anomalous description: When in active use, the machine exerts an influence over its users which affects their physical and mental attributes and traits. The effects appear to be extensive and random, although particular outcomes appear to be more or less likely to occur depending on the exact number of users and the sex composition of the participants. The influences exerted over the users seems to be painless and usually occurs without the user's knowledge or notice, until they have finished using the machine. Observed effects include:

• Vastly increased libido
• Vastly reduced intelligence
• Increased sexual dominance
• Increased sexual submission
• Alteration of user's sexual preferences, including prefered sexual roles and behaviours
• Swelling or growth of mammaries
• Reduction or shrinking of mammaries
• Spontaneous lactation
• Sudden onset of estrus cycle
• Lengthening of phallus
• Shrinking of phallus
• Broadening of phallus
• Thinning of phallus
• Inflation of testicles
• Shrinking of testicles
• Significantly increased seminal production
• Swapping male sexual organs between users
• Swapping of entire sexual organs between users
• Physiological alterations, from minor to major
• Body swapping
• Complete sex changes

Discovery: ESCP-006-G was discovered during a surprise raid on S4 Ltd facility, during which all workers were captured and detained. MTF [DATA EXPUNGED] also discovered several captives who had been forced to use the machine for the last day and a half, and had undergone several changes during that time as a result of the machine's anomalous influence. ESCP-006-G, the liberated captives, and the imprisoned S4 Ltd staff were brought to CD-81-V and secured, where tests began to determine the exact properties of ESCP-006-G and a means of reversing the anomalous alterations to the captives was sought. The captured S4 Ltd staff were utilised as test subjects for this purpose.
Status: Contained, testing ongoing.

ESCP-006-H
Physical description: A gag that does not abide by Euclidean geometry, appearing to simultaneously be a ball gag and a ring gag. Observers have described it as a typical red sphere of a size appropriate for stifling speech when placed in a creature's maw. When touched, however, the gag appears to be flat, and there is no barrier to anything deliberately placed in or against the supposed surface of the gag.
Anomalous description: When observed, the gag appears to be a typical ball gag, its material composition and physical qualities consistent with that of other non-anomalous items of the same description, and when fitted, the wearer experiences the expected sensation of a sphere against their lips or equivilent. Speech is inhibited, and dust or detritus are blocked from entering the subject's mouth as expected, and the subject cannot move their tongue past the obstruction, but any creature who deliberately attempts to bypass the gag is able to do so, passing through as though nothing is there. This effect has remained consistent when tested on claws, tongues, sexual toys, and genitalia.
Discovery: Hundreds of instances of ESCP-006-H were discovered during an EUP prisoner rescue from a slaver camp, along with a similar number of ESCP-006-J items, and the Foundation was alerted by an agent embedded within the Guard. The Foundation took custody of the ESCP-006-H instances and destroyed all but ten, labelled ESCP-006-H-1 to ESCP-006-H-10. Research and investigation into the gags, including interrogation of the slavers by multiple agencies, revealed them to be products of S4 Ltd.
Status: Lost in facility raid during "Icarus" incident, recovery efforts ongoing.

ESCP-006-I
Physical description: A range of underwear garments ranging from boxer shorts to panties. The material used for the garments are typical, such as cotton and silk, depending on the item of clothing in question, although some are crafted from atypical materials such as wool, seaweed, or the fur of various species.
Anomalous description: The garments do not appear to require cleaning or washing, and regardless of use or wear, remain fragrant, as though freshly washed with an expensive detergent. They are comfortable when worn, and a minimum level of comfort presides over the expected sensation of the materials from which they are constructed. The cotton and silk variants feel exactly the same as non-anomalous items of clothing of the same description, while the wool and seaweed garments feel warm and appropriately fitting, with a texture more similar to cotton than to non-anomalous seaweed. ESCP-006-I items create a localised spatial distortion that allows a wearer to access or be accessed by any other wearer of other ESCP-006-I items from any distance, or else to access or be accessed by anyone physically as if the clothing were not present. Due to ESCP-006-I's impervious properties, all sexual activity conducted in this way results in no olfactory or visual remnants to indicate what had happened.
Discovery: Obtained during an ambush of a salespony under the employ of S4 Ltd. The Foundation received a tip that a salespony was planning to sell anomalous gear in Ponyville during a celebration, and was halted by three Foundation operatives under the pretense of an EUP inspection and was arrested for the intent to sell items without a lawful permit, and his cargo was seized. During interview, he swore that he was unaware of anything unusual or inexplicable about his cargo, and insisted that he was merely a vendor of undergarments. After amnesticisation, he was released without incident. It has been hypothesised that the underwear was designed for clientelle with busy work schedules or exhibitionism fetishes, or who appreciated risk of discovery during their coitus. The Foundation attempted to study the spatial properties of ESCP-006-I in the hope of replicating its effects on containers or clothes for field applications, such as storing and accessing large quantities of heavy equipment that would otherwise prove impractical to carry on an operation.
Status: Lost in facility raid during "Icarus" incident, recovery efforts ongoing.

ESCP-006-J
Physical description: A batch of leather collars and chokers of assorted styles and types, with colours and appearances typical of commercial sexual throatwear. The leather is not organic, with molecular analysis determining that the items consist of plant rather than animal cellular structures. The items nonetheless are identical in feel and material properties to leather, and appear to have undergone a process of drying and tanning to produce this outcome.
Anomalous description: When secured around the neck of a sapient creature, the collar or choker will suppress the willpower of the wearer and render them very susceptible to suggestion. The effect is cumulative and appreciates over time, with the greatest observed outcome being total subservience to all commands from a single given creature. The effects cease on the removal of the collar or choker, but not instantaneously, depreciating rapidly at a linear rate, proportional to the length of time for which the item was worn.
Discovery: See 'discovery' section of ESCP-006-H file.
Status: Lost in facility raid during "Icarus" incident, recovery efforts ongoing.

ESCP-006-K
Physical description: A batch of steel anal plugs with an embedded green jewel of previously unidentified type. Molecular analysis has revealed structural similarities to emerald, but with the hardness and tensile properties of diamond. Individual ESCP-006-K items vary in size from very small to extra large, as per usual consumer options.
Anomalous description: When inserted into the anus of a sapient creature, the plug exerts a calming effect on the wearer, mitigating their instinctive bodily and psychological needs and reducing their rational thoughts regarding these matters. The plug acts as a homing and recording device, transmitting the location and their biometrics to a receiver. If the plug is removed without authorisation from the receiver, the subject's libido spikes, and they find themselves beset by implaccable sexual urges.
Discovery: See 'discovery' section of ESCP-006-H file. ESCP-006-K is believed to have been originally designed for master/slave play and control for sexual disciplining over long distances.
Status: Lost in facility raid during "Icarus" incident, recovery efforts ongoing.

ESCP-006-L
Physical description: Leather floggers with an identical plant-based cellular structure as ESCP-006-J items, and visually and tactilely identical to organic leather. The floggers appear identical to those used in sexual recreation, but vary in size and length.
Anomalous qualities: Despite lacking any sort of aphrodisiac or chemical residue, a sapient creature struck by an ESCP-006-L instance will experience an immediate and severe spike in arousal, spontaneously reaching orgasm and undergoing an involuntarily sexual cycle lasting between five and fifteen minutes on average. The experience has been described as reminiscent of the subject's first sexual experience and their best sexual experience simultaneously, with an intensity comparable to exposure to incapacitant spray, though on the opposite end of the pleasure-pain spectrum.
Discovery: During a raid on a suspected S4 Ltd factory, several members of MTF [REDACTED] were incapacitated by a mare using an ESCP-006-L item, before she herself was struck during a misswing and was swiftly captured. The item was seized, along with the stockpile of other identical ESCP-006-L items.
Status: Contained, ESCP-006-L-1 held for testing to replicate its anomalous properties in other tools, and ESCP-007-L-2 through ESCP-006-L-5 reserved as backups. The remainder are contained for appropriate use by Mobile Task Force operatives.

Document 006-2: Facility report of Incident 231 Icarus

At 23:57 on [REDACTED], an unauthorised and unplanned storm beset Cloudsdale, resulting in mass panic from the residents and a scrambling of city resources and personnel. Foundation Facility CD-81-V was moved to full alert and attempted to secure all ESCP objects as per operating protocol, but found itself experiencing a number of system failures that prevented the lockdown of approximately a third of facility sections. On-site security was directed to Wing A to apprehend several escaping detainees and ESCP's.

Despite the swift and effective recontainment of all targets, and the restablishment of functional lockdown mechanisms, the absence of a meaningful security presence in the rest of the facility meant that Wing B was left unsecured for approximately seven (7) minutes, which allowed for an external breach to occur. Personnel who arrived to perform a security sweep reported an unusually strong breeze from within the wing, which should have been atmospherically sealed. No atmospheric alterations appeared on a systems screening, and all remaining security personnel were ordered to converge on Wing B.

The security personnel discovered a ragged hole in the wall of the facility, exposing the wing to the outside elements of the storm. A flash of lightning exposed several winged creatures, believed by profile to be pegasi, leaping into the maelstrom outside. The guards present reported that intruders appeared to be wearing heavy-duty weather suits, and were carrying secured bags which it was presumed were full of stolen items from the Foundation's custody. Attempts to chase the intruders through the gale were met with failure, and on-site engineering personnel had to conduct emergency repair before the facility was deemed to be secure. The storm subsided after significant effort from the Cloudsdale weather team over the course of five hours.

During an inventory of the site, it was discovered that one hundred and one (101) objects were missing from containment, consisting of five ESCP-006-F items, ten ESCP-006-H items, twenty seven ESCP-006-I items, twenty three ESCP-006-J items, and thirty six ESCP-006-K items. An investigation of the damage to the wall of Wing B revealed it to be caused by an explosive charge, most likely one ignited by a lightning strike. Due to the method of the insertion, the targeted nature of the breach, and the specificity of the items stolen, it is believed that the storm was orchestrated by GOI-11 and used as a means of recovering their products. The means by which they were able to discover the location of the Foundation facility or the exact location of the storage of the ESCP-006 items is unknown, but security protocols should be updated to ensure further breaches do not occur. The Cloudsdale Weather Factory should be invesitgated for any signs of personnel who may have partook or abetted in this incident.

Recovery efforts are being undertaken by MTF [REDACTED] and [DATA EXPUNGED], with secondary orders to interrogate any personnel who are suspected of having any insight on pegasi with favourable sentiments towards GOI-11. In addition, all personnel currently stationed at containment site CD-81-V or who have been stationed at said site in the last two years are to be investigated for potential security leaks.