Chapters The Life of Purple Artist
In a town called Sire's Hollow a Unicorn Stallion who worked as a painter and a Pegasus mare who worked as a store worker had just recently become parents to an alicorn colt. They already had two children, one a Pegasus named Base and a unicorn mare named Blue. Blue was happy to have a new playmare but Base didn't like the idea.
At the hospital Albatross brought his and Harp there 2 children in to see there where Base he said "I don't want a baby brother i didn't want a sister I'm not going to treat him as my brother!" Base said after seeing his baby brother that he doesn't want a brother and he didn't want a sister.
Harp she slapped Base in the back of the head with her left wing and she said "You're going to love your new brother if you like it or not and for saying that tonight you're going to bed without eating dinner and desert." she said that he's going to love his baby brother and he's going to go to bed without dinner and desert for saying that.
Blue she was very happy and she even sat next to her mother and held her baby brother where she called him cute and asked on his name where Harp told her that it's "Purple Artist. I can see it in his eyes he's going to be a fine artist and one day it may sound wrong but one day he'll he a fine husband and father or just a fine breeder. I can see that one he's going to have a mare that he'll love, cherish, protect and have a family with. I can see our baby boy being successful but be a kind and friendly stallion." she said about Purple Artist on what she thinks she sees in his eyes but she doesn't know how right she is.
Albatross in his mind he doesn't see his son being a white, pink, green or any other collar shirt worker but a blue collar worker as a construction worker, electrician, conductor, diver, boilermaker, logging, mining, excavation, manufacturing, maintenance, trucking, firefighting or policing.
Harp told her husband that there son isn't going to be a firefighter or a cop or any other blue collar job he's going to go to a university and get a job as a academia, accountant, business, pony resources, or he'll get a job as a pink collar or gray collar or any other collar job that doesn't require physical labor.
They didn't argue but discussed that they'll let there son decide on what job he'll get and whatever that is they'll support him then Harp kissed her husband on the mouth but Albatross told her that he sees it as well that there son is going to be a stud and father a lot of foals and probably with different mares by accident or on purpose.
A few days later while walking through the woods to take a short cut they were ambushed by timber wolves where there mother told them to take there baby brother and run so they did but gotten some help from Sire’s Hollow where when the few ponies went into the woods to help them but when they got there they only found the 3 there parent’s killed so they took their bodies and buried them in the town cemetery.
The town cemetery is ½ mile or 0.80 kilometers out of town. The 3 were adopted by a rich family in Canterlot where Blue and Base decided not to tell their baby brother on what happened to their actual parents. When Purple Artist he talks in a southern United States accent (like AJ) but when he got older he would look up at the stars at night wondering why there parents put them up for adoption due to Base becoming a jerk and told Purple Artist that there parents placed them up for adoption due to he was brought into the world.
Blue she comforted Purple Artist telling him that their parents love them dearly and will always be with them but she scolded and hit Base for making Purple Artist thinking it’s his fault that their parents left.
Throughout the years from colt to a young stallion he always said to his parents well adoptive parents that he wants to be a firefighter or police officer where he's always curious when they go somewhere and it doesn't help that next door is a fire station.
Years later Purple Artist is 18 years old where he was on stage in a dark olive green jacket, white collar shirt and a black tie where he graduated from the Canterlot Military camp for the 2nd Infantry Division “Lunar Division ” as a scout.
He wondered why the sky was dark out where he didn’t know about Nightmare Moon was back and foalnapped (a play on Kidnapped) Celestia nor that Twilight Sparkle & new friends are rescuing her as they speak. His dream is to meet Nightmare Moon or Princess Luna and 2nd plan is to buy a house and might find a mare and have some foals when he's older.
After a year passed he took his 2500 bits and was taken out of the military and placed into emergency reserve. In Ponyville he looked at some houses but found one that’s outside of Ponyville which it’s a 1140 square foot house which has 3 bedrooms and the house was prefabricated enameled steel which cost him 900 bits where he had 1600 left. He went into town and bought a few things to furnish his house.
After furnishing his house there was a knock on his door so he answered it where it was a hyperactive pink earth pony with 3 balloons cutie mark whom she welcomed him to town and threw him a welcoming party In town hall.
At town hall he gotten to know Rose/Roseluck, Lilly Vale, Daisy/Flower Wishes ,Time Turner/ Dr Whooves, Amethyst Star, Camel, Big Mac, DJ-PON3/Vinyl Scratch, Derpy Hooves/Muffins, Ditzy Doo, Thunderlane, Junebug, Cheerilee, Lyra Heartstrings, Mr. & Mrs. Cake, Octavia Melody, Mayor Mare and other ponies.
He’s sad that he wished his sister was here where she loved parties where sometimes she went to parties where she would’ve been in a police station in Canterlot.
Pinkie asked why he didn't get his sister where he told her that his sister was out swimming but her leg got stuck and she drowned. His brother hates his guts and doesn't ever speak to him where they only agreed to stay away from each other.
After a party he he wants to go home but a lavender mare named Crusading Skyray stopped him to get to know him better but nervously asked him out to dinner which he accepted where they went to a nice restaurant to get a bite to eat where she was going to pay for it where he's a guest but he strongly accepted the responsibility to pay.
When he wasn't looking she slipped something into his coffee which made him very tired but he walked her home but she offered if he wants to come inside for a cup of coffee where he accepted for a cup of coffee so he could have the energy to go home but he fell asleep on her couch unknown she carried him to her bed to sleep better there.
When a rooster crowed he yawned but fell out of bed when he saw Crusading Skyray in bed sleeping which scared him badly where he only slept with 1 mare and that was with his then girlfriend Blue Sapphire who she left due to her parents business but he tried to leave silently.
She caught him but asked if he's looking for a job which he told her that he is but he's going to look for a blue collar job where she offered him a job to be her secretary at the police station but he isn't the pink, green, brown or white collar type of pony he's a blue collar where she told him that if a position opens up where she works at she'll let him know.
He doesn't remember 1 bit about last night he remembers wanting a cup of coffee but he wonders on why his back half is sore but the bed he slept on was cozy but when he gets more money and it's still sore he'll go and see a doctor about it unknown what Crusading Skywing did to him where he doesn't know that well she's a mare and he's a stallion but he doesn't know that the 2 bred which he didn't know about.
He didn't know on that when he's tired he didn't know that it's very hard for ponies to wake him up even though he hardly get's that tired but he doesn't know on how tired he got.
He got up and waited until the stores were open where he went to every store that had a “FOR HIRING” sign in it and applied for every job there was. All but one he was declined for a job where he had an interview where the mare asked him on where he sees himself in 5 years where he told her probably doing his hobby as a career where she told him welcome aboard where he started to work in an art store as a stocker and paint supplier.
He makes 21 bits an hour or 168 bits a day but he asked his boss onto a date which she accepted where she’s 24 years old 5 years older than him where at night they went to the Ponyville Café for dinner but had fun at night on the town.
In the morning when Purple Artist got up he saw his boss in his bed all cozied up with him where he told himself that they shouldn't have that bottle of champagne. He doesn’t want to know what happened but he cracked his neck and flew to work instead of walking but it was a beautiful morning.
At work his boss she told him they had to do it again one night where he doesn't want to know what happened and don’t want to know where they kept their relationship private but when she would write employee evaluation she would place Purple Artist as a hard worker where she never seen someone work so hard with in 1 day.
She took him out of the stocker and Paint department and had him onto deliveries where orders he would load onto a wagon and take the order to town folk which he took it to a house or business.
In Manehattan in a fancy apartment Base he was reading a newspaper and read about his brother's success which he was jealous that an art person that delivers supplies and stuff could be successful.
Making it kind of worse there was a knock on his apartment door where there was a mare in a suit who told him that he’s being levied where he owes 2,994.94 bits to the Manehattan city gov’t for loss wages.
His brother Purple the money he has pays a bit overtime and what he gets back for overpayment he gives to charity where Purple Artist is artistic, nurturing, has a photographic eye, athletic, brave, neat, friendly, ambitious, loves the outdoors, & timid boy where Base is mean and hates nearly a lot of ponies and Purple wonders how he gotten married and has a colt.
He worked his tail off from 9 to 5 for 6 days a week where the 7th day is a relaxation day where he spends farming, gardening, reading or baking lasagna which he loves and every Thursday he'll eat lasagna.
1 month later.
While at the Ponyville General library he was reading a crime-mysterious book where the lavender pegasus with a lavender and violet mane and tail asked if she can sit with him where it's Crusading Skywing where he told her sure but he was going to say something about her about her belly but she wasn't going to tell him that she's pregnant with his foal.
She told him on what happened of that her mother was in the hospital and she wanted her only daughter to give them a grand foal where she's late and the day after the party her mother passed at the Manehattan Central Receiving hospital but she told Purple to not to propose to her.
He asked why where she told him that she isn't looking for a relationship yet where she maybe 25 but she's waiting until she's waiting until she's 37 to get a special somepony but if he's still single by the time he's 31 they'll get married.
He asked her on why she would carry a stallion's foal where the 2 don't hardly know each other besides that her mother wanted her only daughter to give her grandchildren which she told him that her cousins were picking on her calling her the 25 year old virgin.
She asked him on how's the job hunt yet where he told her that he got a job at the Arts and Crafts store.
After he got done reading a book he told her that he'll see her around where he returned the book but got a few more to check out so he can read but unknown to everypony that he sleeps with a photo of his ex-marefriend Blue Sapphire (her family names there children after there coat color and birth gemstone) a unicorn who left Canterlot when she was 17 with her parents for there business.
Purple doesn't know he and her have twin foals and he thinks that her parents don't like him which is somewhat true due to he was in a afterschool program called "Junior Firefighters" where when he was a young colt and stallion he wanted to be a firefighter.
The Life of Purple Artist
Chapter 2: On Tour and the Military
Back in Canterlot due to he’s in the military reserve he asked if he could be transferred to the musical band where his reason was that he wanted to do something to entertain the main army and the civilians but still be a soldier.
At night at an opera house Purple Artist looked out of the curtain by peeking where he saw that it was packed but he wanted to see Luna but noticed a cream coated, moderate blue & orchard blue mixed hair. and light Persian blue eyes unicorn standing next to Celestia talking to her.
Unbeknownst to him, that's his future wife but the play began where the military band sang a song with some on stage marching back and forth.
A majority of the crowd looked at Purple Artist where he sounds like famous singers (like Dean Martin, Paul Anak, Bill Fury, Jimmy Durane, Bobby Vinton, & Elvis Presley like) where they never heard someone sound like an actual famous singer.
They sang a song called “In the Equestrian Military” which is based on a real song called “This Is The Army '' from 1943 but not the exact replica which it’s used to have more mares and stallions join the military and Royal Guards which it actually did.
They went on tour going to Manehattan, Fillydelphia, Las Pegasus, Baltimare, Vanhoover, Trottingham, Chicoltgo, Seaddle, Horsolulu, Hoofington, Whinnyapolis, & San Franciscolt.
After performing for 2 nights in each city they finally headed to Manehattan they finally got to do there final 2 performances where Purple Artist wasn’t in the best condition where his voice was sounding patchy where a military doctor told them that he damaged his vocal cords by practicing a lot and the performances where he’ll be fine in 4 to 6 weeks.
A soldier musician asked if they should just reschedule where it’s him that’s mostly getting ponies to sign up but he wrote saying that the show must go on no matter what.
He left to go buy bottled water but ran into his brother Base a ice blue Pegasus who threatened to beat him up but even with his sore throat that he would love to see him try where his brother threw the first punch and he hit back but Copper Top broke it up telling them to settle their differences somewhere else.
They performed but Purple Artist he just lip synch instead.
Back home he thanked his boss for taking care of his house as well but told him it’s no problem.
After several months passed he looked at Canterlot seeing a giant shield around it where he wasn’t called to help defend it but unknown the royal wedding was going on where the tour happened throughout the 2nd season where while heading home the episode MMMystereryon the Friendship express was going on.
He took care of his house but didn’t tell his boss that she was a ½ a month pregnant where he got one part of his wish of becoming a pa but after a day of back breaking work he went to the river and he sat there enjoying the weather.
At home it was dark but he used light to see but he painted a nice open field at sunset.
A month later a stallion in the suit came to his boss where she was told to go to another location to run that store and another pony in the store was promoted to manager.
He worked throughout the shift like normal where outside of his ex-manager house he helped her pack up and rode with her to Appleloosa where they had a lantern to see at night but got to the town of Appleloosa and he wished her luck where she told him that she’ll visit him every now and then and he told her he’ll visit her every now and then.
At home he teleported to his bed wouldn’t be comfortable where he isn’t used to walking long where it was only 5:00 am when he got up but he gotten several cramps throughout the night so he really didn’t get any sleep but he drank like a gallon of coffee to stay awake.
In his mind that he wasn’t really expecting that he would’ve slept and banged his boss in the same night that placed a foal in her but as his sister always said, that's life but he wants to marry a princess where there’s 3 but the 3rd one is taken and his brother always told him to get his head out of the gutter but on his lunch break he drank a lot of coffee where when he got home he immediately fell asleep and got 14 hours of sleep but dreamed that his ex-boss came back, the 2 getting married and raising a family.
In the morning he didn’t go to work but back to Canterlot where in the military dept in the Psychological Operations wing a Psychological warfare operator he tried to get into Purple Artist’s mine trying to make him give in as if he was the enemy that if the enemy was demoralizing his team to make them surrender.
It was impossible where he is very patriotic and believes in defending this country and not giving to the enemy lies.
An officer had 2 stamps and on his form he picked up a stamp and it said “ACCEPTED” where he passed the psych evaluation for not letting someone get into his mind.
Outside his platoon told him to gear up where he was going north where he asked why where he told Purple Artist that a shadowy monster is attacking the Crystal Empire but the princess sent a mare and her 5 friends to help Princess Mia Amore Cadenza & Royal Guard Captain Shining Armor but a town been taken arms to defeat the Crystal Ponies then march south to defeat them.
In the Frozen North it was so cold where some of the pony soldiers where they have Lavender rifles and Lavender pistols but their uniforms are made for autumn weather not winter.
They met the brain washed or loyal to King Sombra soldiers or both but the winter weather killed 2000 ponies where it was that cold and 400 died of getting shot.
He just hoped the mane 6 can get this done faster where he doesn’t want to freeze to death where
He took his friend's ammo for the rifle, the .308 Celestial round (no relations to the .308 Winchester), and Celestial SSM a combination of Colt Single Action Army and Colt 1851 Navy.
He also took his dead friend’s MRE’s, and a letter he wrote to his wife and 4 green medical boxes.
He used his magic to create a fire so he could stay warm.
He kept his positive attitude on that they’ll get out of there but the divisional commander came wearing a nice warm winter uniform where the divisional commander was nice and warm while his soldiers were freezing by their 20’s and 30’s but the divisional commander suburbanite she cares for them but they don’t have spare blankets or anything else to keep them warm.
He started to sing while jittering where he sung “Blue Moon” by Finnhorse Sarver a parody of Frank Sinatra but the divisional commander Ruby Velvet where she’s adventurous but on orders of the divisional commander she told the soldiers to get up and they’ll march to the enemy stronghold but they faced weather cold as -40 degrees Fahrenheit and a lot of them slowed down and froze to death.
Some Pegasus scouts came back and told them they had 31 seconds left until blizzard came.
The winter weather wasn’t good for both sides, neither were not the crystal or arctic ponies where they don't love enjoying -40 below Zero Fahrenheit.
He thought he was going to freeze but still kept his friendly personality.
The blizzard killed a majority of them but got to the enemy stronghold when they fought but he yelled to the divisional commander that there lines were faltering where other soldiers there morale reached zero and started to rout and of the retreating ones yelling retreat to the ones that were still fighting.
All of the 2nd Infantry “Lunar” Division either died or ran away but Purple Artist threw down his gun and surrendered and he was taken prisoner but they left their dead on the field.
When they marched before the battle Spike got the crystal heart and Princess Mia Amore Cadenza saved him defeating King Sombra.
After a three day, 2 nights walk they went back to Canterlot and some of the soldiers died of their injuries where out of 15300 9876 was confirmed K.I.A or Killed In Action, 3000 were M.I.A or Missing In Action considered and 1 is considered P.K.I.A (Presumed Killed In Action) and Purple Artist was that 1 P.K.I.A with a total of 12877 gone.
In a shed 3 ponies a unicorn, earth pony and Pegasus had Purple Artist tied to a chair where he has tied up, had a ring on his horn suppressing his magic and wings were badly broken where they tried to get into his head where his response was “You can mind fuck with me all day but I’ll never give in you can offer me all the money in the world but I’ll never accept not even if you offer me all the prettiest, cute mares to marry and breed with i ain’t going for it. You can try but you'll fail.” he said that they can offer him anything in the world but he ain’t going for it.
While the 3 mares turned around and walked from him so he can't hear them he kicked himself very hard in his left leg where he dislike swearing but he'll swear when the situation calls for it.
The 3 talked on how to get him to break or see if he could be a double agent for them but they wanted to know how to coerce him to get into his mind but tried around the clock to break his mind but they couldn’t break the stubborn purple alicorn saying to each other that he’s holding tight on his misguided believes.
He told them that they can do whatever they want to him like pour hot candle wax on him, break his hooves, break off his unicorn horn, cut his tongue in half or what not.
The 3 went back out into the cold winter to discuss in private but they don’t know how to break somepony who’s willing to have their tongue ripped in half or have hot candle wax poured on them.
The leader is a mare that looks like a cutie pinup model (that pilot put on there planes in World War 2) she
She told him that they’ll escort him to the arctic north line where the cold and warm meets that’s there condition but in order for them to help him he needs to make contact there spy in Canterlot where there the contact he’s a traitor where they want to spread King Sombra’s peace and harmony where he wants to protect Celestia’s peace and harmony.
He asked what's the spy in Canterlot was doing where she told him that he went rogue creating paranoia and hate where he asked on how that they won’t kill him the moment he agrees where she told him that there are no monsters but he told her that he isn’t becoming a traitor but fine.
She had 4 of her soldiers to place him onto a wagon but to give him medical treatment but to drop him off at the frozen north-Equestrian line where they went with him so he wouldn’t try to escape where he just lied on the wooden wagon.
While on the wagon the leader she asked on how he's a alicorn if he didn't go through the process of being turned into one where he just told him that his parents were unicorns but his parents couldn't conceive a foal and gotten a surrogate who was a light blue pegasus where his mother is a pink unicorn and he took the horn from his mother and wings from his father.
Unknown to him that his real parents his mother was a blue pegasus and his father was a red unicorn but he never got to know them due to he was only 3 days old when he was born.
Back in Canterlot after a week he contacted the spy in a house where he was creating an intelligence
He bought a secret recording device and recorded the conversation where he left where outside of Canterlot castle he told a Lunar guard it’s urgent that he talks to the best princess where the bat pony guard took him to see Luna who he bowed in her presence but told her that a threat is brewing.
He told her about it and gave the princess the device who asked on what's the device where he showed her and played the recording.
She said “By Jove I need to round up some royal guards and find thee spy.” The princess said that she’s going to round up some royal guards to find the spy but he told her that he knows where he found him and he escorted the princess and the bat guards to the spy coalition and arrested the spy.
Back home he teleported and went to sleep but he was excused from work for his injuries to heal.
Author's Note
Orginally the mare talking to Princess Celestia was going to be Twilight Sparkle but changed it before moving it over here
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The Life of Purple Artist
Chapter 3: Back to Normal life and something stupid
By the time he got back mid season 3 was in high gear between the episodes of Wonderbolts Academy & Just for Sidekicks but when he got done healing the episode Bats! was going on.
After 18 weeks passed he heard reports of a giant monster taking pony's magic so he decided to be off the radar to keep his magic but watched with a periscope and watched Princess Twilight Sparkle fight the monster called Terik where that he wish he didn’t have a timid side or he would’ve tried to fight the creature but that’s his common sense telling him to hide not to fight.
After the epic battle he helped Ponyville clean up and rebuild which required a lot of lumber and they rebuilt all the buildings that were destroyed and damaged but volunteered as a Ponyville fire stallion of a bit of pulling the wagon.
A year later back in Canterlot he wondered why it was black and white but continued to his monthly military training where there going to go on a 10 mile run through the woods where they kept there rifles equipped but wasn’t issued any ammo where he tripped and fell down a hill but he broke his leg but he gotten separated his platoon.
By the water under Canterlot he made a homemade split and walked back to the main location where the platoon would run to he did walk carefully but hurted his hoof with every steep but only reason he didn’t fly due to he get enough wing exercise not a lot of leg exercise besides walking around town or around the premises of the house.
He got to the location where a medic told him to take it easy but they marched back but they encountered a bear where he decided to bait where it worked but he got a small scar on his chest area, and he decided to run but then decided to fly.
The sky also the foreground and background turned back to color (this takes place during Rarity Investigates) where after 3 days of training he just soared home and landed peacefully and turned to his guardining where he has flower pots around his house so he would have another hobby besides reading and painting where he has a green hooves.
After his gardening he got the mail which his monthly art catalog came in which he looked through it but there was a knock on his door where the mare of the King Sombra legion like where he asked that if another spy gone rogue where she told him no but wanted to personally apologized for how her soldiers treated him where she ordered him to not to hurt him badly on how they did just to rough him up a bit like in the movies but not badly injure him.
He asked what she really wanted but she asked if she could come in where he used his magic to open the door and let her into his house she called It nice but only saw propaganda for the “Equestrian Army'' where he prefers the Equestria over the any country else but she got close to him and used her female charm on him.
2 hours later while on his bed the 2 were sweaty where she told him about a misguided soldier who supports the enemy she told him that he’s great in bed.
His ex-boss she suffered a miscarriage but she cuddled up to him and the 2 went for round 2 and the 2 cuddled together for the night where for him she extremely cute but in the morning in the day after she left and headed north but unbeknownst to him that is he’s going to be a father and she exploited on what he wants dearly.
In the living room in the morning she seen a few photos where 1 is of a dark blue unicorn with light blue hair named
Another photo is a family photo which has Purple's adoptive parents with Base on the right, Blue in the middle, and Purple Artist on the left in chronological order when they were born but the photo was taken when Purple was 14, Blue being 18, and Base being 22.
There was 1 photo that had 8 year old Base, 3 year old Blue, a pregnant light blue pegasus mare, and a red unicorn stallion which there was a note behind it which she read which says "Miss you Mom and Dad i wish you were here to see Purple Artist. I haven't told him that you 2 aren't dead but i told him on how wonderful you 2 were. Love Blue 10 years old." says the note on the photograph behind it.
She then rummaged throughout his house where some things she found in his study was his bank letters, bank papers like account details, checkbook and some where on the desk is a few photos of him with his 2 friends, his sister, his ex girlfriend, and him in his army service uniform.
There's also a notepad, sketchpads, pens, pencils, a folded up piece of paper, and toys mostly toy soldiers and toy fire ponies.
She read the folded paper which says "BLUE SAPPHIRE X PURPLE ARTIST. AGE 18- MARRIAGE, AGE 20- BUY OR RENT A HOUSE, AGE 21- HAVE OUR 1ST FOAL (I wonder where foals come from?), AGE 24- HAVE A 2ND FOAL." says on the 4 things on the paper.
She said "Well he and his ex planned there life out well Dumbo doesn't know that foals come from when a mare and stallion bang and conceive a foal." she said saying the 2 planned out there life but called Purple a Dumbo for not knowing where foals come from.
In his head he knows the higher ups want to have his head or have either of the Princesses is gonna to banish him to the moon for fraternizing the enemy.
In Canterlot in the war dept like he asked for a disciplinary form to report a soldier where on the form he wrote “SOLDIER: ARTIST, PURPLE, RNK: Private, S/N 33532342, REASON: Fraternizing with the enemy and sleeping with the enemy mare commander.” he wrote on the form and he turned it in where they weren’t expecting for a soldier to report himself.
3 days later back in Canterlot (during the episode of the One where Pinkie Pie knows) the military board of inquiry had a trial like with ponies on the outside in the gallery where he really didn’t have nothing really to say nor gotten a JAG person to help defend him where he told himself he dug himself into this grave and not going to get out of it.
His adoptive parents were there but kept there where they had high hopes where he doesn’t know how the female enemy commander got into his head to make him sleep with her but he left out the part where they had a “special time” where he wouldn’t know how to mention it.
Only good thing he told the 3 board members that he found a spy and turned the information into Princess Luna where the board members got up and went into a private back room and debated for several minutes where they decided if to have him go to trial court or decide a punishment right then and now.
They took into consideration of him stopping a spy by reporting it to Princess Luna also that he voluntarily surrendered to the enemy and got to know some of their next steps which prevented major damage or severe loss of life.
They gave him his punishment which is suspended from the Equestrian Armed Forces for 4 months and 3 weeks without pay and cannot be on any military installation for the period of his suspension but his suspension where he won’t receive his military pay for his suspended months starting now.
Only reason his punishment wasn't more severe where the spy the spy would've caused more damage then they could imagine but while walking out of the room and down the hall a female mare talked to him where he asked on what she wants where she wants to talk.
There was then a flash where it was her the same mare whom he had sex with where he told her that they'll have both of there heads where he isn't supposed to be in here but at lease they were kind enough to let him walk out but he told her that she's the most wanted mare in the world but she told him that she can change but she isn't a changeling but can change her appearance to disguise herself.
She walked with him but but between Canterlot and Ponyville she asked him if she looks good in purple where he looked at her where she was him but if he was a mare and not a stallion where he told her that she's starting to creep him out where it's like if he's staring into a mirror to a alt universe where she even has his cutie mark.
She told him that it works but she can't do a stallion where she still has a mare body style and it's a easy give away that the pony she's impersonating is well will always look like a mare and if she does a stallion well they'll look like a mare instead of a stallion and she tried working on it but always ended up as an mare.
She stuck around him where she loves him dearly and she thinks that he's extremely attractive and to him he thinks she's insane and thinks he's the only stallion in the world of Equestria.
It was 11:30 at night where he told her to go sleep in the other room but she watched him from his bedroom lock hole and watched him climb into bed and cover up where she stealth-fully opened his door and climbed into his bed where she cuddled up with him and calling him her pet and when they'll be officially married his new roll will be a breeder and he'll have a lot of foals with her and if not all the mares in the group she leads.
He told her that he's going to get married then have a family and have some foals between 2-7 and he'll choose a mare to marry not her where he told her while he slept that if his sister was the only mare in the world then the 2 would've gotten married but there's plenty of mares in the world and he'll choose he'll marry but she told him that she's the mare for him.
His back cracked where she placed her head on his back where he's sleeping on his chest but he gotten up and trotted around town to tire himself out but he fell asleep on his couch using his wings to keep him warm even though it was a warm night but in the morning where the sun hit his eyes where he was awaken with a big old smile in his face with the mare not even a 1/2 a inch from both of there snouts where he told her to back up.
She didn't want to back up where she was staring deep into his cute blue eyes but he had to sneeze where he did sneezed right onto her face but she trotted off to the kitchen sink to wipe the snot off of her face but she wasn't mad at him.
The Life of Purple Artist
Chapter 4: The Suspension Period
In Ponyville he went home and lied in bed and thought about on what he wants to do now but decided to go to Manehattan again where he entered the baseball stadium and watched a baseball game between the Canterlot Solar and Manehattan Lunar but his brother noticed him but a baseball his brother hit a baseball towards him.
He caught the baseball with his magic but let a colt who was sitting next to him let him have it.
After the baseball game he and Mr Base talked where he wasn’t in the mood to talk to his baby brother but Purple told him to let’s go get lunch to be friends where he agreed.
At a diner in a booth Base told Purple that he can’t be the same has him where Base has a wife and 2 foals with the 2nd one actually being being born last night but Purple Artist told him that being single is being the best where he can sleep with any mare, do whatever he wants and he gotten laid 3 times and the 2 and 3rd time was in the same day by a cute attractive mare who unexpectedly will marry Purple Artist but they don’t know it at this point.
The 2 got 2 lunch specials which are fried hay fries and daffodils & daisy sandwiches and 2 cups of coffee.
He asked his baby brother what he wanted but Purple Artist told him that he wants to spend time with his older brother where Purple Artist spent his entire life as a foal, colt and as a stallion before signing up for the military he labored under his eldest brother’s shadow his entire childhood and as a young adult.
He just wants to feel like he’s important to be the same and be treated as if he matters as to how Base treated Blue as she’s important. Base always treated Purple Artist like dirt under his hooves and never really gave him a chance to prove himself and believe himself.
After lunch the 2 went their separate ways only hating each other more.
Back at his apartment his wife asked where he was where he told him that he had lunch with his brother and it was the worst 25 minutes of his life.
He used a phone and talked to somepony where the pony gotten a disk like and teleported to Base’s apartment building and went to the apartment and gave him the disk like which had Purple Artist on it of him being an marvelous soldier in training but the beginning had him and fellow ponies raise their right hooves.
He watched his younger brother on footage showing how he was in boot camp of him helping fellow soldiers who were stuck and so.
At night Purple Artist was sleeping having a few cider bottles around him where he ‘s trying to sleep but has his front and back right hooves and legs off the bed but used his wings to keep him warm but heard a knock besides being intoxicated but he answered his door where it was his brother wearing a nice suit.
Before he answered the door he accidentally knocked down a photo of his ex girlfriend "Blue Sapphire" where he just said "Oh Shoot!" he said before quickly placing it back onto the shelf but he didn't pick up the glass where it didn't break.
By the river the 2 started to talk where Base told him that he wanted everything for his little brother even though it seemed to be like that he didn’t care for his brother personal life or how he felt so he apologized for his actions of seeming like a jackass and hostile to his brother where he tried to provide for him as a older brother and take care of him.
He openly admitted wanting to protect his brother from the harshness of reality and be there for him when he needed him but he just kept pushing him farther and farther away so he placed his left frontward leg around him and apologized more on what he did to his brother and didn't mean to hurt him.
Even though Purple Artist was slightly drunk he heard what his brother said but asked if they wanted to start over where Base told him that he hasn’t met his sister in law, nephew and niece who are foals where Purple Artist wouldn’t mind seeing his sister in law and niece and nephew.
2 months later while painting he’s on his 14th painting today where he is keeping his mind busy where painting gives him a happy mood (if you played the sims then you know on what i meant) where it’s only 11 AM and he been busy where he done cleaning, guarding and sorting with in 3 hour.
There was a knock at the door where he opened it where it’s his sister in law, Mrs. Healing and his niece and nephew where Base was busy paying the taxi that brought them there.
He let them come in where she complimented his painting skills and asked if he could do a portrait of them but he told her that he’ll charge his brother for it where she thought it was a joke but Purple wasn’t laughing but he gotten them into the center of the living room and told them to hold still for a while but don’t know how long where they had a bit of trouble of smiling where there not a picture perfect family.
It took a couple of hours where he showed it to Base and his wife where Base entirely didn’t like it where she did like it 100% showing beauty in their family.
He let his niece and nephew to play in the yard to run around but let the 2 unpacked there bags where they asked on why the 2 brothers didn’t like each other where Base told her that he done everything for Purple Artist without giving him a chance to prove himself but a couple of months in the past & the 2 finally made up and wanting to give his brother a shot at the real world.
The 2 there marriage is deteriorating where Base doesn't give a damn about his missus or the foals and usually complains like when his hooves hurt she would say that when she was pregnant was twice he had her do nothing but stand to cook, clean, do laundry, and so where she didn't work while pregnant.
Base he doesn’t spend time with his wife and kids and when her hair was out in one place he hit her where Base only thing he does that isn’t baseball he only eats, drink cider and sleep not interacting with his family but Purple Artist he told her that she looks adorable.
She told him that she always had a special place in her heart for him where she called him cute
She was going to tell him that they would get a divorce if she could come and live with him and marry him. The mare she used her colored coat flank which has a bandage that’s wrapped up with a red cross on the bandage, a scalpel and a pair of bandage scissors where she’s a doctor in Manehattan central receiving hospital.
She used her left frank to hit Purple’s right moderate purple with a number 2 pencil cutie mark but she kissed him as well.
She told him that she invited him to her and Base’s wedding but she asked if they were married on what their foals would’ve looked like.
He showed her around the house but she hugged him and kissed him on the mouth.
1 & ½ a hour later Base returned but saw Purple and Mrs. come out of a room where he was going to accuse her of having an affair but they didn’t have any sweat or feel tired so he didn’t. They really didn’t bother him until glass shattering did where Base is teaching his colt how to play baseball and Base showed him how to hit the baseball but the baseball shattered the window.
In the kitchen she had her hoof under the faucet running under warm water but Base came in running through the screen door breaking it where Purple looked at his brother like he’s ready to get his lavender rifle and shoot him.
He took a bandage out of plastic wrap which the wrap says “EQUESTRIAN ARMED FORCES '' but he carefully wrapped the sore area around her hoof. He also took care of his brother pulling glass shards out and so.
In his room it’s 11:30 PM where Purple wrote it’ll cost 50 bits to replace the window and 200 bits to replace the door but went to bed after he blew out the candle.
2:40 Am while sleeping his niece walked into Purple’s room telling her uncle that she can’t sleep where he lifted up his blanket and she climbed into her uncle’s bed where Purple said “Night Sweetie” he said telling her night but called her by her name which is Scalpel where she said “Night Uncle Purple. Oh uncle Purple why don’t you visit us a lot?” she said while going to sleep.
He told her that he and her father or his brother have bad blood between them but kissed her on the head.
They were there for several days but really stayed out of Purple Artist’s hair where they heard on vacation not to bug him.
Purple spent a lot of time with his niece and nephew mostly tossing a football or baseball around where they were happy until dinner time where there use to of eating prepackaged food and didn't like it when Purple made homemade mashed potatoes with gravy and meatloaf (with a alternative for meat) also there's a slice of blueberry pie that Purple made homemade.
Purple just said "If you don't eat your not getting any delicious blueberry pie or you can go to bed hungry your choice." he said to his niece and nephew who don't want to eat his homemade cooking.
They told him that they want a pizza where Purple told them that there going to get pizza tomorrow but he'll get it only if they eat the mashed potatoes, gravy, and meatloaf where they did but didn't like it but Doctor Healing told Purple that it's delicious where Base told him it could be hotter.
Purple told him it's hot but to take it how it is or just stop eating and do something else but Base told his wife on how he feels to Purple where Purple is more inclined to listen to a mare over another stallion where Base then told his wife that Purple see's mare's as delicate little flowers.
Purple just used his magic and covered the colt and filly's ears where Base said "My baby brother wants a mare so he can fuck her and breed with her. I'm i right Purple? Of course I'm right." he said saying on why Purple wants a mare.
Purple just said "No. I just want somepony to cuddle up with at night especially on cold nights. If her and i have a foal or foals then that'll be alright something else to keep my mind occupied. I don't care if she's a earth pony, unicorn, pegasus, alicorn or a crystal pony i don't care if she has a job or wants to be a house wife doesn't matter to me as long we love each other." he said on why he wants a wife.
"I don't care if she's a police officer, firefighter, doctor, farmer, store worker, store owner, engineer, construction worker, postal worker, diner worker or owner, restaurant worker or owner, detective, accountant, finances, consultant, foal care, teaching, social worker, nursing, or a soldier." he said not caring on what type of mare he gets if she works or not.
On the next day it's 11 AM where Base and Doctor Healing got up where they smelled something cooking where it was Purple who was baking lasagna his favorite food where Doctor Healing said "That's a lot of lasagna Purple." she said on that's a lot of lasagna.
He just told her that he got carried away where there's 8 trays of lasagna on the counters cooling down but they got one try to get slices out of but they seen Purple straight up eat out of the 2nd try he made.
They looked at him in disbelief where Base told his wife that Lasagna is his favorite food and don't disturb him while eating it.
Doctor Healing just picked at it where they asked on what's wrong where she told them that dairy gives her very bad gas where Purple told her that he'll take her plate and he'll eat it.
The pegasus slid the plate over to Purple where he gladly ate it where he just said "Um!" he said when he ate the plate of lasagna then moved over to the try of lasagna to finish eating it.
All but Base were happy where it was a vacation they needed but Base was sad where Purple doesn't have any beer or any other alcoholic beverages in his fridge or cellar and had to deal with soda and water.
The Life of Purple Artist
Chapter 5: The Unexpected Day
While at work he was unloading crates off the wagon from Fillydelphia and placed them inside where there was a mare who asked to speak to him for a minute where he talked to his sister in law in the small back room where the 2 talked but asked on what she wanted but noticed she was expecting too.
He told her congratulations for going to have another baby with Base but she told him that Base isn’t the father he is where he doesn’t really know how to respond to that where he doesn't know how to respond after his sister in law is pregnant with his foal.
She told him that Base is being more of a jerk and asked if she and the 2 kids could live with him for a bit where he allowed her.
At night after she flew back to Manehattan and finished her work shift and she gotten the kids and went back to Ponyville to live with Purple Artist for a bit which he allowed.
At night it was 8:40 PM where Purple Artist was already asleep but she got into the same bed as him but kissed him on the forehead and told him just several months they’ll be an official couple as well.
While sleeping there was a shadowy figure roaming the premises of the house but threw a few Molotov cocktails into the house where they were able to get out in time but Purple Artist teleport to the Ponyville Vol Fire Dept where he went inside and yelled fire.
The Earth pony, and Pegasus firefighters slid down the fire poles but asked on where’s the fire where he told them that his house is on fire.
They dressed up and road to his house with a earth pony pulling the fire wagon to Purple Artist’s house where by the time they got there only thing they could save was some of his artwork but the toys the kids had, the beds and everything else was gone but he lost all of his bits as well where he had 7500 bits from he saved from the military and 3360 from his civilian job but now has 0 left.
In Canterlot he had to go to the military board of income and had to ask for his next monthly pay but they turned him down but he would ask his adoptive parents for money if he was desperate.
Instead of asking his military friends or regular friends for money he decided to ask his parents. His adoptive father asked on why he needs money where he can earn it where he told them that somepony set his house ablaze and homeless also their Daughter-in law and grand-foals are homeless (His sister in law and niece and nephew).
He asked why he doesn’t stay with his brother where he told his adoptive parents that his sister in law she’s carrying his foal and not Base’s foal and thinks his brother is going to kill him.
His Adoptive father told him that he’s a soldier and is expected to die but his adoptive mother came out of the hallway and
His adoptive father told him he should've not done it but he wasn’t expecting to make love with his sister in law nor be in the same bed but told him that it’s stuff that’ll be replaced.
Purple Artist got hostile and told him that it’s his stuff he worked hard for day in and day out he busted his rump to earn 168 bits a day from his civilian job.
His adoptive mother told him to breath in and breathe out calmly because on what he said is true but she’ll help him to get a new house but this time in Canterlot but he told her that he loves Ponyville and has a
Crush on a purple unicorn who’s been a alicorn for sometime (a reference to Twilight Sparkle) but his adoptive mother doesn’t like Ponyville but he told his adoptive mother that Ponyville is where they get there food from. He told her that the bread, corn, tomatoes or what not might’ve come from him where he grows food as well.
In Ponyville there was a sales-pony where Purple Artist told her that his mother told him that ponies can buy there houses pre-cut where the female Sales-pony said “No it’s tomorrow's future of buying houses already made but just needs to be assembled instead of waiting for a crew to survey the sight, and haul the supplies from hundreds or thousands of miles away.” she said that it’s the future of house building but she then told him that if he buys one within the next 72 hours (3 days) it’ll be here within a matter of 1 week.
He looked at the book to look for a house but some cost a lot he had 9000 bits where the Bank of Ponyville he cashed his check and bought a nice 2 story house but until then he, his sister in law, niece and nephew stayed in Canterlot.
1 week later at the train station his package was here where he and some of the townsfolk placed the wood and other material onto a wagon and he hauled it to his house where he already cleared the charred remains where it took them 3 days to fully build the house where Purple Artist only had 200 bits left and bought a few things to furnish the house.
He couldn’t thank the Ponyville townsfolk enough for their help to build his house where there was just a friendly bunch. In the house he got a splinter in his hoof but he used his magic to remove the splinter out but he chose his new room.
The next day he went to work where he talked to his ex boss where she told him that she heard what happened but she got some stuff that she’s going to throw out but he told her that he’ll take it to furnish his house back home after a hard day and almost breaking his back he noticed furniture and office supplies in his front yard where he spent the night furnishing his house and didn’t get to sleep until 11 at night.
While sleeping he heard the front door creek open where he got his replacement lavender rifle and went to check it out where he got knocked out by a lantern.
The shadowy pony just told him that he shouldn't try to take his place and tied him to a chair where he got the Mrs and 2 kids where it was Base who came back hostile after figuring out where his wife would go where only other family she has is Purple Artist who treats her like a good friend but also a brother where her parents are dead in a WVA or Wagon Vehicle Accident and it wasn’t pretty but while he was unconscious his brother attacked him with a baseball bat and gave him a black eye.
He took his younger brother's rifle and kept hitting him hurting his knocked out brother but his brother didn’t mean for what happened where he didn’t want to sleep with Base’s wife nor place a foal in her but his brother wouldn’t care if he did it voluntarily, accidentally nor on purpose.
After some time past he reawaken to find his brother’s face in his where he has a painful headache where he was sore all over his body as well where his brother told him to prepare for everything he has prepare for it to become ash and dust where he settled his brother’s house on fire again but this time he couldn’t get out where he rubbed his hooves against the ropes to make’em weaken.
He tried to use his wings to break the ropes and tried to use his magic but his brother placed a magic suppression ring on his brother’s horn where Base wants to burn his brother alive.
He didn’t expect for his brother to try to burn him alive where he didn’t mean for what happened to his wife.
In Manehattan she went to a courthouse and got divorce papers and hired a divorce lawyer but hoped Purple Artist was okay but she knows she’s dreaming thinking he either died by smoke carbon dioxide or burned alive.
A Pegasus found the fire so she went to relay what’s happening to the fire dept where they got there when the fire was Purple’s base of his feet but he couldn’t really go anywhere.
A female fire pony she’s a earth pony and her cutie mark is a fire ax and a fire hose but she used her teeth and broke the ropes and helped him where he couldn’t stand where he almost fell into the fire but she taken him into his backyard and performed CPR but she then galloped to the fire wagon and got a emergency jump kit but he wasn’t really breathing so she had to crike him.
She took a scalpel, cut a piece of his throat, placed a tube, a pumping air bag and she would squeeze the air bag thing.
She called the captain over where he flew over to the Ponyville hospital and got an ambulance.
At the hospital he was awaken in a bed but doesn’t know where he’s at but Nurse Redheart told him that he was bought in after a fire in his home where the PVPD (Ponyville Police Dept) thinks it’s arson where he asked to talk to a police officer where he knows on who set it. ½ an hour later a stallion police officer entered the room to talk to him and asked if he knew because he told Nurse Redheart Who did it.
He told him that his brother Base did it because he is always jealous of his younger brother's success and his sister in law wants to leave him where Base hurts his wife and ignores them where he opened his hooves up to let his sister In law, niece and nephew live with him for a bit or so.
The police stallion told him that his brother is a famous baseball player and on why he would do the same where Purple told him that his brother dislikes him for a lot of reasons and he hates his older brother for some reasons as well and those reasons are personnel.
The officer told him that he’s give it to the MPD (Manehattan Police Dept) Arson Squad but not to rely on anything sold from them because Manehattan is currently burning (like the Bronx in the late 1960’s and throughout the 1970’s IRL) and there hooves are full.
He had a visitor outside where his ex boss came to visit him but told him that news travels slow to Appleloosa and those remote towns where letters take weeks if not months to from one place to another place where Canterlot to the Crystal Empire it’s probably a 2-3 business days apart.
The Life of Purple Artist
Chapter 6: Separation of Family
3 weeks passed where Purple Artist was discharged from the hospital but outside there were 2 ponies in suits and sunglasses and told him to come with them where he asked if he had a choice but he was told that he doesn’t.
In a wagon he asked if they can tell him where he’s going where they told him he’s going to his previous home where so he asked if it’s Canterlot but told him that the location is classified.
Night came quickly where he doesn’t know where he’s going but he thinks he’s under arrest but asked who they are where where one of the ponies in a black casual suit told them that they were there with the Equestrian Bureau of Law (FBI like) and he’s under arrest.
He asked on what charge where he was told Attemptive assassination, threats, attempted murder and terrorism against his brother but he told them that he was in the hospital but told him on that’s a likely story.
In Manehattan he was taken into a 2 story brick building and placed into a cell.
In the morning in an interrogation room he sat in a chair where the evidence they had against him was all fake where only defense he had was he was in the hospital for 3 weeks almost 4 weeks and had the same visitor every 2 days apart.
He really didn’t have anything else to add where he was in the room by himself but they got a visitor where it’s his sister in law who told him that he wants his baby brother away even if it means prison, banishment or a firing squad where she would sneak out to visit him every now and then.
She was credible where hospital registration says she visited him every now and then but they had a team to go to visit his ex boss but they’ll be there within 12 hours via train.
A agent came back into the room and told Purple Artist to level with him where he’s got enough evidence against him to give him life in prison where he bets he doesn’t want to waste his youth behind bars where the 21 year old (That’s Purple Artist) told him that he didn’t do anything while he was in the hospital healing up.
He told him that he doesn’t have anything else to say where a pony came in and told the agent that Purple is the main reason of the military and royal guard increase of horsepower (Manpower) and placing him behind bars is gonna hurt the military and royal guard performance.
The stallion told him that Also they might throw a riot and come after them and that’s not the best thing for anything but he increased the population of the military and royal guard and use him as propaganda also his posters that calls him a stud and would see female soldiers and female royal guards to breed with him for the best of the best soldiers and the next generation of the best of the best soldiers and royal guards.
The latter part hasn’t worked yet where he thinks that there they want to be more financially stable and he isn't a Purple Artist but the War Board of Propaganda they think that’s the reason.
Another team was in Ponyville where they interviewed the hospital staff every 2-5 minutes.
They did their rounds and checked on the patients and him where his innocence was becoming more of a reality to them.
The next day while sleeping an agent opened his cell door and told him that he’s free to go where he took the train back to Ponyville.
He cleaned his house to get it how it was before his brother tried to burn him alive but went to the Canterlot courthouse for a request for his birth certificate to remove his brother off the name where he’s going to pretend that his brother never exist but the court told him it’ll be 7-12 business days until he gets a revised certificate that’s going to remove Base and his wife and kids off the list.
He didn’t think this day wouldn’t ever happen of removing his brother from his family of hating.
Base got wind of his baby brother removing him from his birth certificate but thinked on how he’ll get back at him but blamed his soon to be ex wife for it but she finally got the courage and told him to go fuck himself.
At night there was a knock on the door where it’s not Base but his wife and kids but they were on the wagon sleeping where she told him that she won’t be seeing each other no more where Base has gone beyond the line and doesn’t want to put him in that danger but he told her that he faced colder weather that was more dangerous and she doesn’t know his brother well ex brother like he does.
He also told her that he can take whatever his ex brother throws at them.
He'll face it like a strong soldier and a strong person so they went inside.
2 days later at the hospital she given birth to a earth pony mare and a Pegasus colt where the doctor couldn’t understand on how they conceived a earth pony but Purple Artist’s his great great great great great great great grand cousin (7 great grand cousin) was a earth Pony and his wife a unicorn and there daughter she was a unicorn and she married a pegasus.
She asked if he was ready but he told her that he is no matter where the next day the 2 get married at town hall marking his first marriage or her 2nd marriage.
She still had to go to work in Manehattan but on their 1st month of marriage he trailed her home and found out that she and Purple Artist are married so he returned home after a few days of stalking them and writing on when they got up,
when they parted for work and so on. Back in Manehattan he went into a store where the shopkeep told him that the Lavender rifle is the standard issue Equestrian Armed Forces rifle, caliber .308 Celestial rounds, Lavender Scoped Rifle is the standard issue Equestrian Armed Forces sniper rifle, shotgun a double barrel 12 gauge, also there's a Lavender 12 gauge pump action shotgun ,and Lavender SSM pistol.
He bought the rifle for 200 bits and 2 boxes of ammo for 100 bits or 50 bits each.
He didn’t buy it from a licensed store but from an underground gun shop where they let ponies buy weapons with no questions or licences asked.
An angel him and Devil him got to him where the angel one told him that if he kills his baby brother or ex wife then well it won’t help him and the devil one told him that she left him for his brother and might as well be a stranger who stole his wife.
He can’t accept his reality that Purple Artist & get along and love each other where he can’t accept that reality and the 2 that get along well.
At night he broke into his brother’s house and kidnapped his family and step children and took them back to Manehattan where before he flew back he shot Purple in the leg and flew back home the moment the rifle he used his his wing to fire.
He jumped around but performed basic first aid on him to get the bullet out.
The Next day (between the episodes Newbie Dash and Flutter Brutter) where Base thought he got away with it until there was banging on his door where his brother told him to open up or he’s going to buck the door open where Purple Artist turned around and kicked the door off its hinges where he freed his wife and kids and told him that if he comes at them one more time he’s going to have the police bust down the door next time or the next time instead of the police he’ll be at the end of a bayonet or a sword.
While working in Ponyville a unicorn pony in a suit and asked on where’s Purple Artist where he just pulled up and started to load the wagon up to go on his delivery run for a 5th time where the brown unicorn introduced himself as a detective with the Manehattan Police Dept Homicide Squad.
He didn’t know why a police dept would want to talk to him but found out that his wife died but he acted like a soldier but emotionally disturbed but needed him to come to the city when he isn’t busy.
He was able to get the next day off and traveled to Manehattan and gotten his adoptive mother to foalsit for a majority of the day where he doesn’t know how to take the death of his wife where he told himself that killing another pony for survival is a different thing.
He’s the only one in the family of being the only child, no extended family ,& no siblings. back in Ponyville the kids asked when their mother’s going to come back where he told them that she got a job as a doctor that travels across Equestria and she’s going to be super busy and she really won’t be home but for every holiday and birthday she would have a letter for all of them.
Some time later he just took some time but the PSYOPS soldiers tried to demoralize him but at the loss of a loved one he kept his that he’s stubborn of not giving in to the pretend enemy demands and what not but the PSYOPS unicorn officer told him that he has twin sisters but they’ll keep a eye on him where if he shows even the minor change of being demoralized or what not they’ll let him know and so.
He really doesn’t want to be watched 24/7 but as he told himself that he isn’t going to argue with the chain of command even if not if the princesses ordered it.
The 2 petite but super attractive mares stayed out of his hair but he set up a room for the 2 if they were going to stay with him for a while.
At night while peacefully sleeping his bedroom door creaked open where one of the mares a cream colored unicorn where her cutie mark is a golden bullseye and blue circle around the bullseye she couldn’t sleep but her sister who’s also a cream color but with a cutie mark of a scoped rifle she was dead asleep.
While sleeping he placed his hoof over her and cuddled with her.
By the time the episodes Every little thing she does and Top Bolt this is where it’s between but after they didn't there job for some time a messenger pigeon came telling them that the mares were reordered back to Canterlot for special assignment but the one with a bullseye cutie mark she didn’t feel like going back to Canterlot where she had a gut feeling that Purple Artist needs her around to help around.
Due to the next day being his day off he sat in a lawn chair and tried to work on his tan but while out in the sun there was a shade over him.
He used his hoof and slid down his sunglasses a bit and asked Ms Target on what she wants but he asked friendly not mean but she asked if he would like to grab lunch where he told her sure but needs to get his adoptive mother to watch the foals.
His adoptive mother came like a bat out of Tartarus to watch her adoptive grand foals where the 2 went on their lunch date but the 2 immediately fell in love but she took the ride home with him on the friendship express but after some dates she moved in with him but by the time the episode “A Health of Information” came the 2 sat on the river bank but she noticed Purple Artist having something where she asked on what it was.
He proposed to her for her hoof in marriage where a tear came down her cheek where the ring is fancy more than he makes where he told her that he was working a lot of overtime and that the prettiest diamond goes to the most prettiest mare in the world but she accepted.
What he didn’t tell her was that his sister left him some money in an offshore account of the money she earned to give to her baby brother but she never did due to her untimely demise where she loved her baby brother more than anyone else.
A week later in Canterlot the duo got married, both wearing their dark olive green service dress uniforms while the officers wore red but a soldier asked what he and the misses were going to do when he told him that is up to the misses.
The 2 got time off of work but she stayed with him like glue where he taught her stuff like guarding where she never gardened and so where she loved guarding where she tried to use her hooves but when she tried painting she called it a pain in her flank where he told her it takes time.
At night while in bed he blew out a candle and cuddled up with his 2nd wife where she told him tiredly that they're going to have so many foals but he just thinks she’s tired and doesn’t know what she’s saying.
Her moderate blue & orchid blue mane got in his nose well some hair did but she wrapped her moderate blue tail around his moderate purple tail but his moderate purple mane didn’t bother her where he keeps his mane cut and he has a short coat of which is Moderate purple.
They stayed cuddled all night but in the morning when she got up and noticed him sitting on the floor paining using his horn which his magical aurora is moderate blue (like Princess Luna) and her’s is a very light Cornflower blue (like Princess Mia Amore Cadenza/Princess Cadance) but she surprised kissed him.
Target then asked on what's going on in his mind where he's thinking on how his brother Base can find love where he's a jerk where he always treated Purple as dirt under his hoof and still does where he told her that he's wondering on what he's going to make for breakfast where he slapped himself for lying to his wife.
She told him that she was going to eat cereal but on whatever he makes she'll eat so he got up and made an scrambled egg sandwich which his mother use to make for him when he was in middle school and high school track where they give ponies and horse protein.
In the kitchen he used his magic where he pulled out a chair for Target and slid the chair where while making her plate he poured her a glass of homemade orange juice where he gave it too her where he kissed her on her head and gave her a fork.
She took a bite where the toast where it's brown and not too crunchy where she asked on what's in it where he said "A little bit of sprinkle cheese, some garlic, more sprinkle cheese, and a mix of ground black pepper and salt." he said on what's in it.
She just said "Oh no. (he asked on what's wrong?) Garlic it makes me toot." she said after learning that garlic is in it.
He asked if it's a problem where on the inside he though it was nothing but asked on what she means by "Toot" where she said "A mare doesn't fart but toot." she said to him on what she means by toot where that's something else he now got to get through.
He asked if a toot and a fart the same thing which she told him in a way it is the former comes from mares if they have a medical condition like her and the same for stallions on the latter if they have a medical condition or if they both eat beans.
He was going to mention it where when he was a colt and teenager stallion his sister Blue always did the dutch oven prank on him which he dislike it but he loves his deceased sister where he was too afraid of saying something so he got use of where it doesn't help that Blue her favorite food is beans.
The 2 ate but she told him that she loved cuddling up with him where she loved feeling his fur that's more or less felt smooth as silk where he told her that he has a conditioner he buys where before she asked he told her yes.
After breakfast in the shower Purple used his magic and took the conditioner bottle where he squirted the conditioner from the top of her head down to the tip of her tail where he used his hooves to spread it around her back half of her torso where she took over around her neck and underside of her torso.
The 2 stared at each other looking into there blue eyes where she called him cute and he counter it by calling her adorable where the 2 then kissed where they stopped, she washed the conditioner off, turned off the shower, opened the glass shower door, dried off and well Purple ran to work and Target teleported to Canterlot to a 3 story building which says "EQUESTRIA WAR DEPARTMENT".
She had a small bag which she had to check in which had a photo and some homey touches where in the archive room at her desk she placed a photo of Purple Artist down and she started at it.
She though that she found the perfect stallion that she'll cuddle, snuggle, kiss, hug, take care, feed ,and so on also adding bearing his foals where she's ready to give her mother grand children but she though on how her mom and dad will feel where the former her mom hates poor ponies and lower class ponies and middle class ponies where due to she and Purple live in Ponyville he's considered lower class.
At the Ponyville Art and Supply store the ponies there asked Purple on how is it to tie the knot where he told them it's nice to cuddle up with a pony at night and so but they picked on him and like his older brother they called him a virgin unknown he lost his virginity at age 17.
He doesn't know on what he and Blue Sapphire a lovable unicorn well they were both virgins, and dated but one night her parents were out, he spent the night, the 2 talked to each other, kissed, and that lead to one thing and that lead to another thing which unbeknown to him he has a family with his ex where they haven't been in communication since they were 16.
Purple was sad on the side where the 2 planned there future together where after high school the 2 were going to get married but Purple didn't know on how that would work where she always wanted to work in business like her parents and he wanted to be a firefighter where he don't know how a mare that would work from 8 AM to 5:30 PM and he doing a 24 hour shift.
He thought on how the 2 would've raised a foal where she's the bossy mare and if she wants something she'll get it but she's nice and he misses her dearly he he wiped a tear from his eye thinking about the days the 2 would spend with each other talking about how they'll make a cute couple and one day there foals will be cute.
He just assumed she moved on, got a boyfriend in high school and probably got married and has a wonderful family but unknown to him she's waiting to find him so she can hug him, squeeze him and love him and marry him not to include to breed with him when she wants a foal unknown to him that he has 2 already a colt named Pantone and a filly named Savor.
Author's Note
On what Target says about that mare's don't fart but toot is something my mom used to say that "Women don't fart but toot."
The Life of Purple Artist
After a month in their marriage back in Canterlot the royal guard and military was placed on high alert of another enemy spy in the city (between Friendship University and What Lies Beneath) where Mrs Target Deadeye-Artist (maiden name has no reference to dead eye in the RDR games but her family are excellent shooters starting with throwing spears, bows and so) she was placed as a desk jockey and not in the field due to she well on their wedding night she got a cramp but after the cramp went away she awaken Purple Artist and the 2 conceived a foal.
The city is on lock down where no pony leaves or enters where there’s an enemy saboteur in the city trying to sabotage their military industry or the same as the spy earlier that Purple Artist reported back when he was captured and so.
While home he just painted with his heart content where the King Sombra allegiance mare she talked to Purple Artist but he told her to stay away from him but he told her that she isn’t going to steal his over patriotic seed where the first time she was able to control his mind for a bit for him to give her a foal.
She told him that the Equestrian military wants him to mate with the mares too and she’s just another mare but he told her that he isn’t the type to cheat where she told him that there attack a year and some months ago dwindled there numbers and one way to get members quick is to reproduce where trying to persuade the populous is difficult then to bear foals.
He said “A pony is intelligent. Ponies are stupid, panicky , & dangerous and you know it. I’m not entirely convinced of Celestia anyway where I believe that the planet rotates and really doesn't use magic besides probably actually spawning cakes in her room.” he said that he believes that the planet actually rotates and Celestia actually doesn't rotate the planet or moves the sun.
He wouldn’t budge on his stance of not having a romantic time with her where he’s 100% operational or
She pulled out a sword and he got his ceremonial sword and the 2 used their
She told him on why he can’t just sleep with her where it’ll be just between them
She told him that he may be married but let her increase the members of the group she leads by using him but he told her to back off but she cut a part of his leg where he let out a painful scream where he started to chase her where she decided that he was going to kill her so she teleported back to the fort.
In a hallway she talked to General Prancshing (a play on Prancing and Pershing but named after General Pershing) about the spy problem but he told her not to worry her little head and would rather be concerned about the foal she has in her belly.
She asked if it would be best to screen everyone in the building before the end of the work day and have Military Police tail ponies who are suspected of being a spy which he told her that's a good idea.
Before she left for the evening she asked the General for a pass like so she can freely enter and exit Canterlot at will where he asked why where her response was that she lives in Ponyville with her husband and stepfoalsbut the form she had for a change of address she never filled out the change of address form where he told her no due to her current address is the one she stayed at before moving out and only reason she moved out before she and Purple Artist got married due to the land pony is a jerk where before she could walk out he slammed her against a wall and stabbed her with his unicorn horn causing her to bleed badly where she complained that the window is jammed and won’t close and he did nothing.
She was stuck in Canterlot while he was home waiting for someone to get if need be.
She didn’t want to but she went to go live with her brother but told him he wants to help find the spy but he told her he isn’t going to put his sister who’s going to have her first foal in 10 months in harm's way.
She told him that she doesn’t want to be treated like a foal or a filly. She's a 24 year old mare and would rather be with her 20 year old stallion husband who she called extremely attractive and cute also she got lost in his cerulean blue eyes.
He written some intelligence on what he remembers and placed it into a folder but the military wouldn’t let him into Canterlot but told the officer that he has crucial information where anyone who helps him will be fancy rewarded where the officer went to a field phone EE-8 field phone and talked to the joint chief of ponies who guide the military and royal guards who told him to let Private First Class Purple Artist through and let military intelligence to analyze the stuff he found.
At the war dept he gave his intel to have it analyze it where it was deemed credible. They had Pegasus recon teams fly over but some of them were captured and defected to their cause where out of 48 pegasus only 3 confirmed the location and so.
They want to surround the fort but Purple told them that the fort has cannons along the walls with probably 3-iber artillery cannons but they were lucky they didn’t have warm weather then the entire of the 2nd infantry division would’ve probably would’ve been wiped out completely.
They asked him on how they have a school and stuff for foals where he told them that he was captured by them during the main offensive to keep King Sombra’s league or allegiance ponies where they tried to brainwash him into joining their cause.
He refused telling them that he would rather die to protect Equestria and not for some shadowy figure that probably doesn’t exist.
In the hallway he passed his wife and asked on how he got in where he told her that he had intel they want but told her to get her stuff where he’s going to take her for a lovely stroll through Ponyville.
She told him she can’t leave but he gave her a slip signed by Gen Prancshing who he saved his goddaughter during the fortress assault in the winter and he saved her from almost getting shot and called in his favor.
It was a nice night but the 2 teleported to Ponyville town square and walked home but when they got home they sat on the front porch on a swinging chair where she leaned against him and he placed his left hoof around his sweet mare wife.
She asked if they’ll ever catch the mole where he told her that they have the most intelligent mare in the world where they’re going to find the mole within a matter of days where the rest it’ll take months.
She told him that he knows how to make a mare feel special where he told her that he treats mares on how he wants to be treated unless it's his brother that he hates him and he hates him.
She accidently poked him in the cheek accidentally stabbing him in the cheek where he could feel her horn on his tongue and top of his mouth but told her that her horn pierced his cheek where she apologized to him but told her it’s fine where it’s just an accident.
Inside they performed surgery to seal the hole she accidently made where he looked at her where she was in deep sadness with tear drops where he wiped them away and kissed his wife on her snout but told her that they can go asleep.
He followed her to bed on the 2nd floor where the 2 climbed into bed, got under the covers and cuddled up where he kissed her on her head.
In Canterlot a shadow figure walked into a factory where there were crates with hay but filled with military supplies where a cream coated unicorn placed satchel charges and plastic explosives and walked out where the explosives blew up destroying a factory that had thousands of bits of military gear but the cream coated unicorn escaped into the night before fire and police ponies arrived.
In the morning when Target when she got up where her legs were tired but back at the war dept she was placed in a interrogation room where a mare with her coat color and mane color was seen fleeing from the scene where from last night explosion but her alibi was she was here, went home with her husband, they sat on the porch, she accidently poked a hole into his cheek, they patched it up, went to sleep and cuddled up like always but he was tossing and turning.
2 Military Police ponies went to the house but no answer where they went to his workplace where he was in the back sorting through boxes where he was sorting but the 2 MP’s interviewed him where he and Target both had the same alibi but he altered his before where before he got Target he tucked the kids into bed and kissed them on the head.
Only thing that has ponies confirming them walking out of the building and walking home where it gives them a couple of hours to walk or teleport in the middle of the night where they got 9 hours unaccounted for is saying they were asleep.
They pressed them both harder where the 2 MP’s backed Purple Artist into a corner but he fought back where boxing him into a corner is the worst mistake a pony can do where his wife is not on the same page.
In a observation room her brother pressed a button with his hoof and told the ponies who are talking to her that she’s going to be a mother soon and if they press her the wrong way she’s going to go into momma bear mode and tear them a new one.
He told them that she isn’t going to yell at but will commit treason where she’ll attack or kill them.
They backed off a bit but they tried to mess their heads up but he told them to let’s go back to the War Dept in another interrogation he stuck to his guns of the same alibi and she did the same but they tried to get a false confession but the 2 left where her sister came in.
She tried to convince her sister to confess where Target told her sister that she’s a bit more successful than her and probably jealous that she’s going to be a mother and she isn’t but she sticks with the same.
After sometime in her interrogation room he galloped over to her where he hugged her where she did the same even messed his wings up a bit but he told her that if they stick with the same story the military is going to end up banishing them to the moon or a firing squad but the 2 didn’t turn on each other.
Her brother Sgt Green came in in a dark olive coat, same color mane, forest green eyes and his service dress uniform is the same as his coat & mane.
He told them the situation if they don’t help then Celestia and Luna will be informed if they confess or what not and they’ll decide their fate.
Purple’s response was “Convict us if you want but our alibi is the truth but try to convict one of us and go right to trial then our “Heresy” will stay at our hooves for something we didn’t do.” he said to Mr Green his brother in law that there alibi is the truth and so. Mr Green said “The Council and higher ups wants to have you hung by your entrails and guts and your corpse paraded through the City. Your ultimately, the terms of your execution are up to me. Level with me and i’ll do the best to keep you away from being beheaded, shot by a firing squad, hung or banished to the moon.” he said to his brother in law and sister that the Council thinks they are guilty and wants them hung by their guts throughout Canterlot and so.
Target she said “We didn’t go To sleep right off the bat. We made sweet love for a 1/3 of an hour or 20 minutes then went to sleep. That's the timeline in Complete order.” she said actually completing the timeline where he did want a image of how the 2 made sweet love but they stuck to their truth.
He couldn’t get it out of his mind but decided to release them where there both patriotic and love Equestria and doesn’t seem anything in there response they want to sabotage there Equestrian Armed Forces and there homeland but had some E.U.P guards watch them and surround there house and watch them.
Back in Canterlot a cream coated mare entered another military factory but both destroyed but stole military equipment as well but the factory was destroyed where another saboteur or the same got away before witnessed and the fire dept & police dept got there but the guards had a guard in there room watching them where they were cleared from the suspicion board where they didn’t know they were being watched until Target she got up due to she was having nightmares and seeing a royal guard in front of the door.
The guard had to get another royal guard to walk with her to the bathroom but they didn’t like being spied on where he think they could’ve got ponies with dark magentaish gray or darker coats & manes not a mix of lighter colors which made them easily seen by moonlight that was reflected through the shades.
She complained to her brother that she and her husband don’t like to spied on nor being followed where he went on his morning run where 2 pegasus guards 1 earth pony guards had to follow him where he doesn’t like having ponies follow him for no reason but for a threat that there not even happening.
Witnesses told them that a cream color mare was leaving the scene where they couldn’t really see the mane and cutie mark but the royal guards told them that the couple aren’t it where they didn’t know the guards were with them until she bumped into the one in front of her and Purple Artist bedroom door.
She thought that the military factories that each had different equipment where only ponies know what’s being produced there are the factory workers and the War Dept.
Only problem is that there are no cream colored mares in the factories where there are some mares but not cream colors but there’s 12 cream color mares in the war dept or 11 without Target without her in it.
The MP’s rounded all but Target up where she’s cleared but all but 3 where the remaining had solid alibis of being out to stores or on dates with stallions or other mares where the 2 had no alibis of them saying there home but no one can confirm them.
A pony confirmed another cream color pony of her whereabouts where they had a 3 ¼ hour long love session where the only pony left is Target’s twin sister where Target got 3 minutes to talk to Bullseye where Bullseye told her that she’s jealous of her success where she’s married but she’s jealous of her life where she has a house and Bullseye was a cramped fancy apartment.
She also told her that she gets to work excruciating hours and not to go home until 7 at night where Target
She told her sister that not to get worked up it’ll not be healthy for the unborn foal in her belly. Target left but when she was at the door she told her that she could’ve asked to stay with them and maybe Purple Artist would’ve proposed to her where he’s open minded about being married to 2 mares.
She told her if she could talk to her brother in law she allowed her husband to come in whom she confessed her love for him but he told her that he would’ve let her stay with her but told her to plead that the enemy got into her mind and was brainwashed but she started to fight back.
He left where she told the MP interrogator what Purple Artist told her that the enemy got into her mind where she’ll be in prison for a little bit and be in rehab for a bit.
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The Life of Purple Artist
Chapter 8:The Return (between Uprooted & Common ground)
While inside with his wife the store was closed and she was on maternity leave where there was a knock on the door where Target got it and told her husband to keep eating lunch where at the door was her brother in law Base and asked if Purple Artist was here where she told him he is and let him in.
He asked his baby brother how he was but Purple Artist just ignored him but he told his baby brother that he was through rehab to get over his cider addiction where Purple didn’t care about his brother who blames stuff that it’s there problems and not his.
He asked his brother if he got any of his letters but his response was that he used his fire spell and burned them but Purple Artist knows destruction, restoration, illusion and alteration spells not adding teleporting, levitating and lighting spells.
In combat training he used the alteration spell and created phantom versions of himself where they couldn’t tell him from a few clones apart until a officer kicked one with his back hooves and his hooves went through the clones.
The ice blue pegasus sat down wanting to talk to his brother face to face where he asked what happened to his wife or Base’s ex wife where Purple told him that someone assassinated her and he hasn’t told his niece and nephew.
He doesn’t know how to apologize to his baby brother but asked If he misses Blue (their unicorn sister and she was a shade of sapphire and navy blue combined and her cutie mark was a water puddle of a lake where she loved swimming and scuba diving even skinny dipping but her nickname was Water).
The pegasus with a baseball base cutie mark told his brother that he wants to be friends and what Purple Artist wants. He got up and placed his plate into the stainless steel double sink but said “All i ever wanted to do was to make you proud but all you ever did was push me down and never let me try anything new, i wanted to try flying you told me was too dangerous i was taught my pegasus soldiers how to fly, i wanted to try golf but no it’s a sport that involves a lot of walking and patience, I wanted to be a painter but you told me no where they don’t make a lot of money, i wanted to be a police stallion but you told me no where they get into danger a lot, i wanted to be a fire stallion but you told me no because it’s dangerous (this is a time era where the SCBA masks aren’t invented nor the kevlar-nylon modern firefighters have in IRL) because they only wear 4 three quarter rubber boots and leather or canvas jackets also a metal helmet. There were a lot of careers I wanted to try but you always told me no. I said when I was 17 that I wanted to get married but told me it’s a waste of time where I am married your wife for sometime until she was killed and now I got remarried and I'm happier than ever. If you want to see me happy then let me do what I want because I'm 21 years old and happy you say my older brother doesn’t exist anymore!” Said the 22 year old alicorn to his 26 almost 27 year old older brother that he wanted to try and be things when he was older but his older brother just suppressed him from trying to do those things he wanted to do.
Base doesn’t know how badly he hurted him by suppressing things he wanted to do.
He then walked out the backdoor singing “This is the Equestrian Military Mr. Pony. No separate rooms nor eating with the family. This is the Equestrian Military Ms. Pony we love the quarters nice and cleansed you had a housekeeper to clean the house but they won’t be able to help you out anymore. Do what the trumpeters command there in the military and not in an assembly. This is the military Mr. Pony you and your Lady went for fun in town. She had to be afraid but this is the military.” he sang while walking out singing the song which it’s 2:50 (2 minutes and 50 seconds) long.
Outside he just stared blankly into the sky they fell onto his back just staring up at the sky but couldn’t believe that 2 months ago the town was brainwashed but he and the Mrs. were away with the kids to visit his in-laws in there home town somewhere up north but heard reports about what happened.
His brother soon appeared looking down on him but asked if he wanted a race around town twice and back here.
He had his wife stand back here and note on who’s the fastest. She had a clipboard and a feather where she wrote down her husband and brother in law names but a drew and a line between the 2.
The 2 stretched but when she told them to go she noticed her husband standing there where he told her he’s giving him a 5 second head start then he started to fly where 4 seconds later he was upside down where he asked how he loved winning almost 5 seconds ago but when the race started he couldn’t find his brother where that was when he was still behind.
The average pegasus flies at 373 miles per hour/600 KPH but Purple Artist is more lighter and thinner (due to exercising) so he flies around 425 MPH/643 KPH but he’s also more agile making him turn quicker.
She Used her magic where when Purple Artist flew by he was going 440 MPH and Base was going 340 MPH where he kept his normal speed before one of his wings cramped up which actually happened to him before when he and his wife were busy with love making but he has a high endurance but gives in quick.
He came ½ a minute behind his baby brother but by the time where Base was back by town hall Purple Artist was landing where he got a cup of water to have a quick drink of water.
Base thought he won when Purple came out of his house and asked what took him 12 minutes where he talked to some town pones on what took him so long.
His sister in law told him that isn’t the fastest thing in where he’s fast in bed where Base he just said “Ew. I didn’t need to know that.” he said on what he just learned about his brother on how quick he is in bed. When night started to approach fast Target wouldn’t mind having her brother in law stay the night but Purple told his brother to get and go get a motel where he asked if not for all the past times he would let his brother sleep in his bed when he had Nightmares.
Purple told him last time he shot him in the foot while he slept and while Purple sleeps what next he’s going to shoot both of them because he’s mad that his wife and him have a family and raising Base’s colt and filly as their own where Base is a drunk and every now and then a mare abuser.
When they were in Manehattan when the 2 brother’s got lunch Base slapped the waitress on her cute round plot with his wing and he’s lucky she didn’t attack him where from Purple’s eyes she looked like the type of mare that could take on 20 stallions and not lose and not break a sweat where she looks fragile but isn’t.
In the kitchen Purple told his wife that when he and his brother were at a diner when the same waitress placed there food onto the table Base slipped his phone number into the waitress uniform pocket and he told his brother that the mare isn’t his type where she’ll buck (kick) him like through 12 brick walls.
He let his wife decide on what to do where she set him up on the couch when Target when she turned around to go up stairs Base slapped her on her flank where she told him that she may be expecting but she’ll mess him badly it won’t even be funny.
She told him that she isn’t the type to push her buttons when pushing her buttons where it’ll be so embarrassing for him to tell in the locker room at the stadium in Manehattan where the other baseball players would think he’s weak or made the wrong mare mad.
She then went upstairs and blew out the candle in her and her husband’s bedroom where she went to sleep.
In the middle of the night while the house was soundly asleep where there was a shattering noise where the 2 got up where he told her he’s going to deal with it and she told him she’ll deal with it it’s probably his brother who can’t see in the dark and accidentally dropped something.
She went to check it out where she lit a match and lit a candle where she used her levitation magic to hold the candle and the candle holder.
Downstairs Base was looking for a drop to drink but only could find nothing but water but he Accidentally dropped the pickle jar but found no cider in their fridge, just nothing but water for something to drink.
Target she asked if she could help him find something where he asked if they got something else to drink besides water but she told him no just water where he can always go back to sleep and wait until the morning where in the morning she’s going to trot over to the store and get some milk and orange juice before breakfast starts but until then nothing but water.
He didn’t want water but out of options he just went back to bed after he cleaned up the mess he made then the 2 went to sleep in there respective areas but he grew more trustful for cider where he snuck out at night while they were still sleeping where at the convenience store it was closed so he kicked the glass but the alarm sounded.
He quickly grabbed a few 12 packs of cider and galloped out of the store before the police arrived and went back to the house where he started to drink the cider as quick as he could before his brother and sister in law found out but by the time he could finish the sun started to rise but noticed a picture so he got up and walked over there.
He used his wing and picked up the picture frame to see a picture of his deceased ex-wife where he started to sob where Purple Artist heard crying where he stealthily walked down the stairs and confronted his brother for drinking cider but he didn’t do it loudly because his wife hates to be disturbed and if she sees cider bottles around the couch then both of their flanks will be in so much trouble where they can’t even image the pain there going to be in if there lucky they’ll lose their hearing instead.
He told his older brother that his wife if she sees this they should run or fly for the hills because to her the house is a sacred place and if it's messy on how it is now she’ll search all of Equestria even the world to find you and for making her to search for you your flank is going to be sore where it’s not going to be funny.
He entirely didn’t believe him when Purple told his brother that a mare spilled hot soup on her 2
He asked his baby brother on the outcome but Purple Artist mysteriously teleported then teleported right back and slammed a vanilla folder into Base’s chest and said “Be Careful on what you wish for.” he said wishing him for not wishing on what he asked.
The file told him what he read of reports of a domestic violence but when the CEPD (Crystal Empire Police Department) got there they found bloodstains covering the entire room.
He asked his baby brother that he married a murderer where he told her that her career if caught by a foreign agent or so
He quickly cleaned up the mess and placed the bottles in the recycle bin under the empty soda bottles but he told his baby brother if his wife finds out her brother in law was drinking well he’ll be on the first bus from Ponyville to Manehattan.
Base he started to gallop out of the kitchen but a female voice told him not to where he was scared then a rookie going into his first combat where he begged his baby brother to call off his wife but Purple told him that his wife will do what she wants to do and if he tries to stop her well last time she slapped him with her left hoof.
He begged his sister in law not to kill him but she looked at Purple Artist if he was crazy where he told his wife that If he made her mad or outrages well she would’ve tracked him down and that’s that. He asked his sister in law that back in Manehattan well some shady ponies been following him and he asked on how he should deal with it where she said “Don’t take the same way home take different routes, run a few red lights or stop signs and if they follow well place some in the cylinder or whatnot and take care of business.” she said on how to deal with it and what to do.
He told her that he never killed someone and she told him that he better learn where there’s some pones out there. Well friendship isn’t magic.
They both heard Purple Artist say “Ah. Because that’s the universe we live in where Friendship is Magic. I’m just going to shut up now.” he said while they looked at him that they live in the friendship is magic universe but decided to shut up before one of them said or did something.
He told her it's a long way to Manehattan and he should go to the train station but she told him that he’s going to sit down, be quiet and eat breakfast where his brother makes killer pancakes and his cooking is the best where he should’ve been named “Purple Chef” he makes good food and should’ve been in culinary and not a artist.
He’s embarrassed of his wife exposing his cooking hobby but made homemade pancakes and when they were done he slid the plates to his wife and brother then made his own and they all ate. His brother complimented his cooking where he should've never doubted his brother for a second.
Target she never heard of the 2 get along but Purple Artist always told her that the 2 never got along and always fought and would like to see the 2 to get along but told the 2 to kiss but the 2 told her no where if the other was a mare but not relatives then they would.
She told them she can make there life a living nightmare where Purple told his wife that she can hurt him or even geld him but he’s never going to kiss his brother not on the head or the mouth but they both told her that if they were the last ponies on the face of the world and had the ability to repopulate they would rather pass away and be foal-less.
After he ate he kissed his 2nd sister in law on the head and tightly hugged his baby brother and left.
They noticed something on the table and used their magic to see what it was where he got them baseball tickets in box seats where he told his wife that box seats for baseball are between 2000 to 8000 bits or 10 bits for regular seating..
The Life of Purple Artist
At home he was in his military uniform where Target asked why he’s in the 2nd infantry division “Lunar Division' battle uniform' where he told her he’s going to war. He kissed her but his lips got stuck on her due to she’s still freezing but he spent the past 4 hours using his fire spell to keep her warm where he didn’t do a fire blast because he wasn’t planning on burning down his and her bedroom wall, or fire stream or catch her, there bed and the wall on fire.
He reused his fire spell to thaw his lips off of her but told her he’ll see her when he gets back but told her that don’t do anything stupid where she told him to stay warm and stay vigilant where he told her he will and got other soldiers to watch his flank.
He teleported to Canterlot and joined his division he’s in and went north and went north to head to battle to engage the bulk of the military from the King Sombra allegiance/alliance/legion where the Crystal Empire will be providing support for them where 2 days later in an open field they were outnumbered by 12000 where it’s 13500 to 25500 but stood in an open field at sunset.
The Lieutenant-Colonel told them to make ready then aim then fire. While reloading the enemy did the same where a lot of their ponies from Purple Artist battalion he’s in fell down where he isn’t entirely shocked by the losses there taken but on how graphic some of them are even with enemy cannons balls hitting or rolling.
Their lines became broken where all but few routed where Purple Artist played dead but watched as their army was defeated and there galloping hard to there fallback line at the Celestial Line which made the Gothic line, Siegfried line, Gustav line, Panther-Wotan line and other defensive lines in World War 2 look like a pancake.
He said in his head that this war was over before it started where he was picked up where he still played dead but stayed like that.
At the Celestial line Sergeant Green asked a soldier where the commanding officer is at where the earth pony soldier told him she’s in the closest He asked where General Galloping at but Rubey Velvet said "I'm not in the mood for a lecture from Sgt. Green. Last time somepony saw that he's riding hard southeast back to Canterlot to muster up soldiers but his staff there100 yards behind trying to catch up. Make it worse they captured the only purple stallion in this division and that's hurting our morale severely where these soldiers are on the brink of surrendering." She said to Sgt Green on where the divisional commander is and so.
He asked on the “Purple Stallion” where she said “Corporal Purple Artist, Rifle stallion, Married to Target Deadeye has 4 foals not adding his niece and nephew he is also raising and well she saw him fall down probably playing dead or is dead. She also told him that he always bought the morale up for them and without him it’s in the sewers.
He told her he’ll find him and bring him back where she told him that if he can bring back Purple Artist alive she’ll reward him big time. He got some soldiers geared up for a special ops mission where he’s going to get his alicorn brother in law and bring him back but problem is that they got several bases they rapidly set up but Sgt Green (who’s a Hunter green unicorn with a sergeant insignia as a cutie mark.).
In an undisclosed location the mare in a cloak was in front of him where she said “Late afternoon almost evening to you sweetheart the good news is anything i want to do to you is legal due to were now married and anything i want you have to do. As you said in our 1st meeting that i can't "Mindfuck" You but i can regularly fuck you. It's going to be so hard where you'll lose your masculinity and be submissive.” she said to Purple Artist that while he pretended to be Dead where she married him and have whoopee with him.
He just said “Artist, Purple Serial number 33532342, Rank: Corporal. Favorite cereal: Luna Mini grains. I ain’t talking anymore terrorist.” he said to her his name, rank, serial number and favorite cereal but then called her a terrorist but she told him that there not terrorist but he said “The Equestrian gov’t defines terrorism as the Unlawful Use or threatened use of force or violence to intimidate or coerce governments or societies often for ideological or political reasons.” he said telling her that she is a terrorist.
He tried to teleport away but couldn’t where she placed a magic suppression ring on his horn so he can’t teleport or use his magic but his wings are tied where he can’t fly away as well where he told her to let him go because he has a feeling that a team is being prepared to rescue him but she told him that no and he belongs to her now where he told her that he doesn’t.
He told her he has a wife and he belongs to Target Deadeye-Artist and she's tough as nails but got a twin sister and Bullseye Deadeye she may be in a blacksite for treason but she’s tough as nails as well and they both have cream color coats and well Bullseye she has a pink mane and Target she has moderate blue & orchard blue mixed hair. He told her that his wife sees him like a foal and her like mother bear and if she finds out she’s going savage on her.
A hour later in bed Purple Artist had covers up to his chest-neck line where the mare she had her head on his chest where she has a smile on her face while he was shivering not that he’s cold but if Target finds out what happened she’ll kill him for having a mare dominate him where he just said “I’m going to Tartarus for this.” he said that on what happened and that he’s going to Tartarus on what happened. He really couldn’t move where she was using magic to keep him suppressed where he couldn’t move. He asked if he could go for a jog or run to tire himself out but she told him no.
She fell asleep and didn’t use her magic so he slithered out and at the door he used his hoof to open the door and slithered out where some of the King Sombra legence they would sat “Freezing evening/Frozen night Mr. Cover-Artist” and other terms for the freezing weather where he doesn’t want to be bound by the mare of her name is Spook Cover both terms for spies.
She isn’t a spy for anyone and her cutie mark is a shadow (due to spies work in the shadows and dark to avoid being detected.). He walked out of the fort saying he’s going for a quick run to tire himself out and the guards allowed saying she gave him permission and they don’t want to bother her while she’s sleeping where she gets grumpy and allowed him to walk out.
He used his hooves and removed the magic suppression horn and teleported to the battlefield and galloped to the Celestia defense Line where he got spotted by a friendly searchlight where a sniper was about to shoot him but a soldier in the watchtower reported they got a friendly soldier and when he entered and their morale was raised due to the best singer in the whole division was back where they helped him get the ropes off of his wings and got him warmed up where he’s frozen.
His teeth were chattering where he was suffering though severe hypothermia where they placed a fire around him and placed several blankets on him to warm him up. In the morning the sun rose where a mare medic asked if he’s okay where he sneezed so she took his temperature where he was burning up where his temperature is 105.9 degrees Fahrenheit (41.06 Celsius) so her recommendation was to send him home.
He told the mare medic to kiss his frozen purple flank but later at 5:50 PM outside of the house he walked up to the front door and entered it but walked past his wife and went to bed.
Target, she walked up the wooden stairs and sat across from her husband and asked if he wants something to eat where she told him it’s the wife job to take care of the husband where he told her no he’s fine but want to get some rest so she kissed him on his head then where she trotted down to the kitchen and made vegetable soup then she placed the bowl on a tray, poured the hot soup and went back upstairs.
She sat on the bed then placed the tray on him where he tried to pick up the spoon with his magic but had to sneeze where he sneezed on his wife blowing the hot soup off the spoon onto her where he sickly apologized but she got up and cleaned her face off in their bathroom.
He tried to eat the soup using his magic then used his hooves to pick up the spoon and ate the soup where he told himself that his wife is a good cook no not a good cook but a great cook greater than him but he got up and placed the bowl in the sink and the tray back in the cabinet then headed back to bed but before he could go asleep his wife took a shower first so he did where when he turned the shower off he shook his body like a dog shaking the water off while in the shower.
After completely drying off he went to bed completely where his wife cuddled up to him where she isn’t sick anymore but at 5:30 A.M he heard an alarm clock go off where his wife got up and went to work but deep down she didn’t want to leave her ailing husband.
In Canterlot in the archives room her brother came and dropped a vanilla folder onto the desk and walked out thinking about what's going to happen if they lose the war thinking that the ones who refuse to surrender will be painfully tortured or what.
She placed her 2 hooves onto her desk and sighed where she doesn’t want to invade her husband’s privacy but opened It but found out that his real parents are dead where his mother was a Pegasus and father was a unicorn where it says they were torn to shreds and his sister Blue drowned to death where she wasn't expecting to read that.
She closed the file and swallowed her saliva and didn’t wish for that she thought they would’ve been alive where in the hallway she left and headed to the prison that her twin sister is where she told Bullseye that Princess Twilight is willing to give her a pardon if she goes to the King Sombra allegiance and join them and take them down from the inside where she gave her a fine answer but her life’s ruined for what she did.
Bullseye was released from the prison and sent north and joined and did what she did her job where 3 weeks later Target didn’t like on how Purple was still sick when a doctor came from the hospital where his temperature is 103.5 degrees Fahrenheit (39.72 Celsius) where but she the only thing she has been feeding him is vegetable soup and giving him ginger ale also giving getting plenty of rest and she been smothering him in smooches where she's a very caring wife.
In the Living room she got the morning newspaper and read it saying that the war is over where the King Sombra Allegiance/Legion has retreated into the mountains but a lot of them surrendered or died mostly died.
Purple Artist started to get better and within 3 days it was Friday and he was better where Target got a test to make sure he does feel better where her test involves love and long kisses where she lured him to there bedroom and the 2 sat on there bed.
Half an hour later the 2 stared at each other and covered in sweat where she told him that she thinks that by the beginning of next month that they are going to have a foal or a couple of foals in her oven where he told her that she wants many foals and she’ll get many where she told him that's the reason she married him for being supportive of her and he stared into her Moderate Persian blue eyes and kissed.
While they kissed there was a knock on the front door where Purple answered it but while he galloped to the door she stared at his flank then she licked her lips where she's going to have fun with him when they go to bed later tonight.
Downstairs Purple opened it where it was Princess Twilight Sparkle and a few royal guards where she asked if she could enter.
He bowed and let her in where she offered Purple a new job instead of the military where he asked on what it is where she Told him it's classified but got to guard a place and he'll be in the reserve where a blue-ish unicorn in Canterlot will be in touch Later on when needed. He told her it'll be a honor to serve Equestria but better to protect his family more.
After a few days his brother in law came and knocked on the door and talked to Purple outside where Purple asked if he wanted something to drink where he bought over some cider bottles and gave Purple one where he asked on how was the Battle for the Celestial line where Sgt Green told him that he doesn't want to know.
Purple pressured him but first told him that he won't have anymore nieces or nephews coming later down the road but Sgt Green said "The moment you don't keep my sister she's going to rape you where all of your masculinity will fly south for the winter and never return." he said to Purple that if he stops keeping Target happy she's going to do something where he'll no longer feel like a stallion but he fells less as a stallion of being forced out of the battle but he would've helped with a high fever.
Soon Purple Artist felt 2 hooves around his neck where Target said seductively "If you don't keep me happy you'll never feel safe around me sugar and I'll do so many things that aren't fetishes that you'll probably want to be in prison in solitary wing to stay away from me. Also next time Purple that we make love I'll bite you for just saying that you'll stop giving my brother Nieces and nephews. Love you honey." she said to him seductively on what she'll do to him but not in a fetish way even biting him.
He said to Sgt Green after she trotted away "You're sister is more scarier then the Grim Reaper just last night i placed my hoof around her and she threw me at the wall thinking i was a assassin trying to kill her. My wings still hurt from that too. At lease she didn't buck me through the window and that probably would've killed me if i landed wrong. I've been thinking about separating the bed so your sister doesn't try to kill me by mistake one night. There's been mornings and evenings where she'll make breakfast and dinner where i think she poisoned mines. On our first day of marriage she took a 15000 Bits life insurance policy out on me." he said to his brother in law Grim Reaper and what happened so far about her being scarier than death.
He told Purple to stop complaining and told him that he married a cutie mare and being able to produce offspring. Purple told him to not make him imagine a pornographic image in his head where he has a 99.9% clean mind and don't want to see how his wife or Sgt Green's sister all sexualized or in Rule 34 form where Sgt Green told him he can and would If Target wasn't his sister or family member which creeped Purple Artist out.
Purple Artist told him to clean his mind if he can imagine a mare family member in pornographic and sexual ways.
He then made a mad dash to the door but Sgt Green tackled him where Purple called out for Target for her to help him but she opened the screen door and sat there watching her brother crushing her husband where Purple had to beg Target for help.
She told him under a few conditions 1 to kiss her hoof where he kissed it but she told him more than 3 seconds so he gave it a 1 minute long kiss a long good kiss.
He asked on what 2 and 3 where she told him that he must kiss the side of her flank every other day and her 3rd and final one is that she can do whatever to him where he told her whatever where she told her brother to get off of him.
He kissed her rapidly and did as he promised and kissed her cutie mark due to it's the side of her flank.
She told her brother that's how loyal Purple Artist is to her where the moment he got off of Purple he started to bombard Target's face in kisses even kissed her side flank a few times and that's how much he loves her.
He told her that maybe he might be able to get Purple to kiss her actual flank not the cutie mark and well actually kiss her plot but told her no she isn't going to do that to her husband.
He asked his sister on what she thinks about where she told him while home she think about seeing Purple Artist if they Didn't have fur where she might see all of him where told both of them that they need serious therapy where she isn't going to see her husband nude unless if this was the internet for people or ponies to draw.
He went inside and chopped up carrot for vegetable stew where Sgt Green wasn't expecting to see his culinary skills and joined his sister and brother in law for dinner which he loved the dinner.
Target said "Yup i love my loyal, cute, active, doesn't take baloney from anypony, brave, artistic minded, artistic, handy, natural cook, green hooved, book worm, unbrainwashable (cannot be brainwashed or mind controlled), brave, disciplined, doesn't complain, and loves the cold and heat." said Target to her brother on why she loves her husband.
The Life of Purple Artist
Chapter 11: Emotional state
It was 10:30 pm where Target she gotten some take home paper work done but placed there Colt to bed where she kissed there Unicorn son and told him that she and Purple Artist loves him.
She went to bed but noticed Purple Artist face down in the bed but she thought he was extremely tired or embarrassed that he kissed a mare's flank but could've been worse it could've been her plot while sleeping her back got wet so she lit a candle and picked Purple Artist up but noticed he was crying where she asked on why the strongest stallion in Equestria is crying where he told her to put him down.
She did but told her that his father died and he didn't get a chance to say goodbye
To help him go to sleep she sung "Mr. Sand stallion. Make him the cutest that I've ever seen give him two lips like roses and clover." But before she could get done finished singing Mr. Sand stallion a parody of Mr. Sandman either the Chordettes or the Four Aces version but she heard snoring where Purple Artist was dead asleep.
She lied down, blew out the candle but used her levitation magic and put his head onto her chest and placed her left hoof around him, right hoof still onto his flank almost reaching his plot then she told him night.
In the middle of the night she heard the floorboards creek but didn't pay much attention to it but heard the window open and noticed Purple Artist just sitting with his head out the window and looking up at the stars.
She told him to come back to bed but he told her he ain't tired and wants To be left alone. She asked on where's the artistic, nurturing, photographic eye, athletic, brave, neat, friendly, ambitious, loves the outdoors, not adding loyal, cute, and active, where's that stallion is at where he told her he's also timid as well and wants to be left alone.
She got out of bed and walked over to him where she placed her head on him but made sure she didn't land on his unicorn horn so she wouldn't hurt herself or him. She kept bothering him where he got up galloped to the garage but she galloped behind him calling his name to come back and stop.
She landed on her rump after she fell down the stairs but noticed the garage door was slammed shut. In the morning she was at the door that's connected to the house where she told him breakfast is ready and come eat with the family but he wanted to be left alone.
He told her no then she heard a loud thud sound where she teleported inside of the garage only to find a 2x4 piece of wood that fell where he's manually sanding a wooden boat he built through the night to try to clear his.
She sat on a stool but levitated him over to her but mothered him and used her right hoof and spanked him where he told her to stop even begged her to stop but she didn't where he had his chance to come peacefully.
She told him no and if she just came to bed she wouldn't have to spank him where by the time she got done spanking him his flank was red like a cherry.
She then kissed him but told him that she didn't want to do that but he ran off like a wanting to be in isolation now.
He told her that her parents are still alive but she told him that his real parents are dead and would've told him to stallion up where he told her that he isn't strong as she and everypony else thinks.
He told her that his uncle he had a uncle who was a Manehattan fire stallion and died in a textile mill where he saw his uncle on the fire wagon heading to the burning building where he didn't come out where his crew did and young Purple Artist was in Manehattan on a field trip.
2 days later in Canterlot in the funeral home he walked up to his adoptive father corpse and said his goodbyes that he couldn't do when he was alive where he tried but while outside his adoptive mother told him that his father wanted to see him but he never showed but he told her that he was busy even when the war was going on.
He didn't want to argue but confronted her of them not being his, Blue's and Base's real parents where she told him that they took them in because neither him or her could reproduce and they would've been the next best thing.
She wanted him where he was a baby but the adoption center wouldn't let them take him but only all 3 not 1.
After the funeral he went home where he got a fishing pole and went fishing where fishing always calmed him down and kept him cool.
Soon Base walked up behind him and told him fishing was his specialty where Purple Said "Base I'm not in the mood to bullshit around with you. You never wanted to be away from your wife for a bit only for her to spank you as if you were a colt or filly in trouble. I feel less of a stallion since then." He said to his brother Base that he isn't in the mood to horse around and he feels less of a stallion since Target spanked him like a child to discipline him.
Base told him on that sounds kinky but he left and talked to his sister in law on how Purple Artist feels since Target spanked him like a foal to discipline the foal.
At the river he sat there with his hooves in the water but was staring down at where they could see his face reflecting in the water where they could see he was really depressed and seen a tear drop fall out of his eye and hit the water.
They tried to get his attention but didn't know on how he feels where after learning his real parents are dead and blaming himself telling himself if he wasn't born then they still would've been alive.
He then fell into the river and the river took him south while he faced the sky where Base followed him where he told Target she did enough for Purple to be depressed.
At a waterfall Base got his brother before he fell to his death where Base told him to snap out of it where there parents maybe dead but they would want them to be happy.
He didn't snap out of it but flew him home and followed Target to there bedroom and placed his baby brother in the bed and told him to get over it.
At the Ponyville Pharmacy she got some anti depressant pills and tried to give one to Purple Artist but he wouldn't open his mouth and she wouldn't force it but 1 hour and 40 minutes later Target she lied on her husband's chest where she got up to get a drink of water but noticed Purple Artist was smiling where when she got out of bed he pulled her back to bed and kissed her multiple times on her face.
She welcomed him back to happiness where he told her not to do on what she did again where she told him noted and apologize for it.
He was happy again but got down stairs his brother came back telling him there adoptive mother is in the hospital after having a heart attack but this time he went but she suffered another heart attack during there visit but this time he was able to say goodbye when they were awake instead of asleep.
He was sad again but got over it.
The Life of Purple Artist
Chapter 12: The Siege of Canterlot
Overnight the Equestrian capital was taken over by the King Sombra Allegiance/Alliance/Legion where they don't know how but captured over 14000 of the 2nd Infantry Division "Lunar Division" and all of the Royal Guards in the city.
There was a knock on the door where Target she opened it where it was Sgt Green who told Target to get her husband where he been recalled for active duty but she told him no where he told his sister that if he fails to report for duty then it'll be treason for him where he came to the door in his military uniform and rifle on his back tied.
At the front door she begged her husband to stay where he'll die if he goes and there family will be fatherless where he said to her "Frankly my dear i don't really give a damn if i die or not that's what this uniform says when ponies see us that were going to die or not." he said to his wife and partly quoting Frank from Gone with the Wind that he doesn't care if he dies or not.
He then walked out and joined the 1st infantry "Solar" division where a majority of his unit is captured or mixed in with other units.
He asked his brother in law on where's the princess where he told Purple that she and her administration were able to escape without detection but they have reinforcements coming of 10000 Crystal Ponies and 5000 Zebras are coming to support where he Crystal Ponies will arrive with in 2 days and 5 hours at the earliest and the Zebra's will arrive 5 days and 23 hours at the earliest 10 days and 19 hours at the latest.
Purple asked without being bigoted if the Crystal Ponies & Zebra's will keep there word where a Zebra liaison officer told him that her species will show and a Crystal Pony liaison officer told him that the Mane 6 saved them a few times but give them a little credit.
Between Canterlot and Ponyville it was night where they set up camp where in the command tent Sgt Green pointed out that the enemy broke there lines and the Crystal Empire is completely surrounded where Princess Mia Amore Cadenza and Princess Flurry Heart were able to escape but Capt. Shining Armor remained behind to command the Crystal Royal Guards more efficiently.
Purple just asked on what are his orders where Sgt Green told him that it's a suicide mission where he isn't going to throw his brother in law into danger where Purple told him if he married his sister (If Sgt Green married Purple's sister if she was still alive) he would throw him out of a plane without a parachute and a magic suppression horn and see if his brother in law could land without magic and a parachute.
He told Purple that he's volunteering where the 2 liaison officer's will trot with him and determine the enemy strength around the Crystal Empire and do probing attacks to make it a bigger force then it actually is.
At home while making a cake Target she was clumsy where she kept saying "Damn it, damn it damn it! Get out of my damn mind. Fuck, fuck, fuck get out of my mind negative thoughts!" she said that negative thought's of her husband's death in her sweet mind but she looked behind her where she trotted over to a record player and played some jazz music to clear her head where she's lucky her and Purple's foal's weren't inside to hear there mother swear or curse like a sailor.
She left a note for her step niece "Scalpel" and step nephew "Flyer" that she'll be out for awhile and they called her mom but kissed her Pegasus step nephew and unicorn step niece on the head.
She went and scouted ahead of her husband but the reason why her brother didn't have her go with because the foals need someone to take care of them and also she's pregnant.
She quickly teleported to the command post where she told her brother that her husband and the 2 liaison officer's are walking into a ambush.
In the field by the tree line they were fired upon and fell quicker than a pony could say "1". While lying in the field Purple he said to himself "I'm glad I could die for my country." he said while bleeding out that he's proud to die for his country.
The Zebra officer crawled her way over to him where she died helping him.
He then he seen some shadowy figures over him where one of them said "Hold on Corporal we're going to get you back to base and patch you up good as new." a shadowy pony said to him where the pony and another pony placed him onto a wagon with the others and galloped as fast they could .
Back at base the 2 liaison officer's were dead before they were found where Purple Artist he wasn't in the best condition where the doctor told Sgt Green that they bought him in at the nick of time where if it was about few minutes then he would be considered K.I.A/Killed In Action as well he was in critical condition near death's door.
He had a dream where he was with Target, his sister Blue, brother Base, there real parents and his sister in-law and brother in law all of them having a nice time while his and Target's foal's played with Blue's foals, and Base's foals also his deceased uncle and his foal's.
His dream became disoriented like a movie cutting out or a film reel thing burning due to it got to hot and caught fire.
He opened his eye's where he found a breathing tube in his mouth and some doctors and nurses working on him to get his purple flank back to combat.
They noticed his stats coming up so they gave him another shot of morphine (not narcotics) to knock him out for the surgery where he was back in happy dream land with his family but happy to see his sister again where he knows it's a dream but if all of family is here then to him it's real.
The doctor noticed his stats going down where he told him to stay with them and don't give up where Purple he wants to be with his family again of his real parents, and sister but then felt a shock where the doctor he used his wings, picked up a defibrillator , placed cream on it, rubbed the paddles together and told the other medical personnel to stand back where the doctor shocked him to get his heart rate back up.
His heart rate was above than normal but worked with it.
Outside of the tent the doctor told Sgt Green about him that he's stable but he fought them wanting to give up where Sgt Green told the doctor that he might wanted to be with his deceased real parents and deceased sister because he never met his real parents because they died some time after he was born.
The doctor asked if it's the Sire's Hollow timber wolfs attack almost 22 years ago where Sgt Green told him it was.
He told the Sgt that his father was there where he and some town folk bought in a red unicorn stallion and blue Pegasus mare a few days after he was born in Sire's Hollow.
He just wanted to give up on his life where he wished they left him there to die where he never got to meet his real parents.
Sgt Green asked if he could see him where the doctor told him he's asleep and should be up in a few hours.
A few hours later in was 8:00 AM where Sgt Green walked in where he asked Purple Artist on what he was thinking of fighting the doctors and nurses back while they preformed triage on him where he told his brother in law that he has his real parents and can visit them anytime where his parents both real and adoptive are dead and only got a brother who starting to warm up to him.
Green told him that he got his wife but he told her of mother, father ,brother ,& sister where he asked on what he wants where Purple told him a whole vat of cider will be great right now so he can be drunk and not feel any pain where he told Purple that he isn't going to be drinking where after this he been thinking about discharging him from the military totally so he can focus on being a father and a husband.
He also told Purple that Target she was here early before he teleported her home and convinced her that they got the best ponies and creatures far and wide working on him to keep him afloat.
He told Purple that there navy is in shambles of there Canterlot Class-Dreadnoughts (A combination of the New York Class, Nevada Class and Colorado Class Dreadnoughts/ early battleships) and ironclad ships are either sunk or badly damaged and there submarines are far away to be any good to help them.
He told Purple not to get mad or sad but the Lunar fleet was totally wiped out.
Purple just shook his head in disbelief where he asked if he could get some rest where Sgt Green told him to get some and he's going to put a recommend in for him to get the Celestial Cross (like the Victoria cross in the British & Commonwealth Armed Forces) but he told him not too but Sgt Green told him it's in his mind and going to happen.
In the Command Post he had a piece of paper and recommended Purple Artist for the Celestial Cross and the Silver Star.
While home the foals even his niece and nephew asked on where's Purple is at where Target told them that he's been called away for a bit and should be back soon.
Some time later outside of Canterlot they stormed Canterlot under the cover of night and engaged the enemy where Purple Artist would fire his rifle every now and then but used the buildings as cover. Some soldiers from the Equestrian, Crystal and Zebra armies trotted down the street where some of the enemy soldiers dropped Molotov cocktails onto them setting them ablaze but Purple took his rifle and placed them out of there misery instead of them galloping around on fire of him calling it the most humane thing to do of placing them out of there misery.
Inside of Canterlot castle Sgt Green gave Purple a Lavender shotgun where he placed his rifle on his back and used the shotgun for close quarters but he teleported to the roof.
On the roof it was just him and Sgt Green where Purple he pulled out the Equestrian flag and galloped to the flag pole but he was shot but Sgt Green came using his battle ax and hit the King Sombra legion soldier then pushed the stallion off the roof but went over to Purple and helped him up using his magic telling him that the whole world is watching then used his battle ax and cut the enemy flag off the pole.
He took the flag and placed it onto the flag pole where on the streets below there was nothing but cheering and the word "Huzzah" going about.
2 days later after the siege Purple Artist is now 22 but in the room where the royal wedding
He saluted her using his right hoof and after the award ceremony he took his wife and family out for ice cream.
Outside of Canterlot he ran into Base and his 2nd wife whom Base is becoming into a better pony and told Purple that he's very proud of him and the 2 hugged where Purple told him that he always wanted to hear from his Pegasus brother.
Purple asked on why they were late and he told his baby brother that his wife got them lost but Purple told him that all the time that Mares and Stallions aren't perfect no pony is.
The Life of Purple Artist
Chapter 13: Double Date & the tornument
In Manehattan Purple Artist was with Base and his new wife a Pegasus mare name "Fore" and she's a pro golf player.
In the SoCel (South of Celestia based on SoHo/South of Houston, Manhattan) District of Manehattan and they entered a neighborhood bar and grill and sat at a booth table.
To them it felt weird where Purple sat next to Fore and Target sat next to Base but there spouses were across from each other.
A waitress came and took there order where Purple got a cup of coffee, Base and Fore got a bottle of pop, and Target got a cup of tea where it took a few minutes but she came back and they all got there orders taken.
Target got a hay sub with the side being Coleslaw, Fore gotten the Celestial salad, Base got a hot apple pie and daffodil sandwich and Purple got grilled cheese sandwich, daffodil sandwich and fried hay fries.
Fore told Purple that he should eat healthier where he told her he does and gets it work out.
A stallion in a 3 piece suit told them to keep it down where he wants to eat his lunch in peace and don't want to hear that Purple will lose the weight by having sex with his wife.
Base told him to keep his mouth shut where he doesn't have a right to talk to his brother like that. Purple told the guy that he goes on runs every morning before eating breakfast.
The 4 just talked where Target asked Fore on how they met where Fore told them that she was at the golf course and on the range Base was getting frustrated of not hitting the golf ball where she showed him how and 3 hours later they were at her house having fun not romantically then 3 months later he proposed and that's that.
Fore asked on how they met where Purple told her that they were just strangers first, then had whoopee, then she and her twin sister had to watch him for sometime, she couldn't sleep, she slept with him, she asked him out on a date, they dated for awhile then he proposed and got married and have foals at home.
Base asked if he can have his son and daughter back where Purple told him no where the court has him as the legal guardian until he get his temper under control where Base still hasn't got his temper under control but Scalpel and Flyer they love spending time with here uncle and 2nd aunt and call him and Target as mom and dad.
Base was jealous that his and his deceased ex first wife Doctor Healing there children love there uncle and aunt more.
The Waitress gave them there food but Fore she said "Alicorn's should only should reproduce with other Alicorn's, Pegasus's should only reproduce with other Pegasus's, Unicorn's should only mate with other Unicorn's and Earth ponies should only reproduce with other earth ponies. So Purple you should divorce your wife and marry another alicorn." she said to Purple Artist that ponies in there species should marry there own like how she and Base are Pegasus's and Purple Artist is an Alicorn and his wife is a Unicorn.
He told her that he's 49% unicorn, 41% Pegasus, & 10% Earth Pony and 100% best husband and father.
Target told her not to push it where there's some ponies that date dragons and other creatures across the world and Base told her that no pony is going to talk to his brother on how she did where the pony in the suit behind them told them that his wife is a zebra.
She got out of the booth where Purple Artist needs to go the bathroom where his brother did the same where when they were trotting back Base apologized for what his wife said but he told her that he knows a mare and she was worse.
Base asked how where Purple told him that she told him that there now married where she couldn't mind fuck him so she'll fuck him whenever she wants and make it worse she knows where he and Target live at.
Base told him that they should move but Purple Artist asked on where there going to move where Target and the foals love the place and where are they going go to where the city isn't there thing and Target she became a country mare but thanked for the suggestion.
Base and Purple locked eyes at each other and the 2 mares just looked at them where there husbands were about to beat the hell out of each other of who's going to pay the bill but they came to a conclusion of splitting the bill but left some bits and those bits were a tip for the waitress.
They took a cab and went to see a movie but Purple and Target aren't use of taking cabs where Base told the earth pony to double time it for extra bits if he can get them to the theater in 5 minutes where the earth pony told them to hang on.
Purple and Target were knocked down where Purple asked his wife nicely to get off of him but she asked on the magic word where he called her darling where she got off of him.
At the theater they all got tickets, at the concession stand they gotten 2 medium popcorns and 4 large sodas and went to the theater to watch the film where Purple found himself between 2 mares his 2nd wife and 2nd sister in law.
While watching the movie Base looked at his brother who have his left hoof around Target, she was leaning against his chest and he rested his head on her head behind her horn so he wouldn't poke or puncture his bottom mouth but seen how happy they were.
He tried the same but she removed his hoof with her wing but the 2 heard a smooch sound and looked where Purple he kissed his wife on her head and forehead then he told her that she's the most precious prize in his life.
After the movies it was sunset where Target told them it was lovely and needed to do it again but the 2 need to get going before the foals break something at the house where there party broke up and Purple and Target and the 2 trotted off to the train station and took a train back home.
Base asked Fore if she wants to continue with the date but just them 2 but she told him she's going to get some rest and got a golf tournament coming up and she's behind her training from the war where she's a naval gunner on a 5''/53 side artillery gun on the ENS (Equestrian Naval Ship) Manehattan a Canterlot class dreadnought and nearly died from a enemy ironclad.
3 days later in Manehattan golf course she seen Purple Artist there where he told her he signed up 5 days ago before there double date and the 2 were assigned to each other.
At hole 1 she told him to go first but he told her to that mares first where she did. He went after her where she told him that it's beginners luck of him getting a hole in one.
They spent the next 9 hours of the tournament of playing golf but there's been times where the 2 been arguing of her blaming him but she isn't the best and he never played but was a bit better thinking he's a bit better than her.
After the tournament the 2 went there separate ways but both got there 3rd place but got there 3rd place prizes and left. Outside of the golf course she slapped him on his plot making him jump and she flew away and he teleported home.
Author's Note
I originally was going to have Purple Artist and Fore talk where she convinced him to come to her house which was nice and she well do due her boyfriend wouldn't be there and she wanted to congratulate him personally on being better than her also she's a sailor and he's a soldier and she would've done what the propaganda department of the war dept and that was to breed. Only reason i decide to leave that out due to when they were making love that Base came over and Purple would've needed to sneak past his brother to escape and wouldn't know how Base would've react when his brother who's moderate purple and Base's girlfriend who's a cotton candy pink where she would've have a magenta foal and he would feel like a idiot that blue and pink also makes purple. Taking into consideration that he's lce blue (R:153 G:255 B:255) and hers is cotton candy pink (R:255 G:118 B:217) and that makes some kind of light blue. I quickly changed it to of them going there separate ways but they became friends.
The Life of Purple Artist
At a Manehattan dockyard Purple Artist and Target boarded the cruise ship named Celestia and Purple Artist escorted her to there ocean view room.
They unpacked there bags where Target she asked if she asked if she wanted to be in Canterlot for a celebration like where he told her that she's his world besides that's time she spanked him and he hated her for awhile.
He told her they'll meet at the dining hall at 4 for dinner where they'll have dinner together and re meet again at 7 at night for bed where she told him agreed.
Purple he just enjoyed the air but soon fell sick where unbeknownst to him he gets sea sick and first time he ever been out at sea. Target she went and played shuffleboard for a few hours but Purple Artist he made his way back to there ocean view room.
He just climbed into the bed and lied there holding his stomach where he feels like throwing up. After playing shuffleboard she went inside and played billiards but told herself that this is the vacation they need but she doesn't know that her husband is sick.
At 4 pm she waited for Purple where he came galloping where the 2 went and got a table where he used his magic and pulled out a seat and pushed it in when his lovely wife sat in it just even for her to get in and out easily if necessary.
She did the same where he told her that she doesn't need to spoil him but she told him she'll treat him how ever due to she'll be heading a lot of his foals.
A waiter came and took there order where she told him that he's the best stallion there is and he told her that she's the cutest, hottest, prettiest, petite mare there is in the whole world but also the adorable and attractive mare there is.
They talked while there order came where she told him she should jump over the table and smother or bombard him with smooches and kisses but he told her to wait until there bedroom. She told him that she'll try to hold back.
The waiter came back and used his levitation magic and placed there spaghetti soaked in pasta sauce but she gotten her's with mushrooms and he gotten his with something like meatballs but not meat but both have garlic bread but she had a bowl of macaroni. They both have Kool aid like drink both orange flavor.
After dinner they went there separate ways where she went to have fun and Purple he lied down again after he brushed his teeth so his breath won't smell like garlic.
At 7 pm she opened the door but saw her husband already sleeping so she got her teeth brushed and joined him. She wrapped her 2 frontal hooves around him and called him her most precious baby but unbeknownst to him that his wife isn't suppose to eat garlic for medical stuff.
She had a peaceful night but Purple Artist didn't of him getting up and galloping over to a window and throwing up.
By the window he stuck his head out gasping for air on where whatever his wife ate with her dinner or on her dinner he's going to tell her not to eat it next time where him throwing up is one thing but whatever his wife ate to make her toot is a different story but he isn't going to complain where to him married ponies need to work together to have a successful marriage and not to argue all the time.
On the deck after brushing his short mane where his mane is only 3 1/2 inches tall but he keeps it within military regulations of having it has a buzz cut like. He talked to a mare a light amberish gray, with purple mane and blue eyes like Purple Artist and Target's eyes.
The 2 struck up a friendship where he asked on who she is where she told him that she's with the OPSS or Office of Pony Strategic Service.
She told him that she seen his military propaganda well propaganda that the War Department created for them using him as a poster stallion. He told her to get to the point where she told him that she's the most intelligent mare in the OPSS and he's the most bravest soldier where he quickly told her that he isn't going to mate with another mare unless if it's wife.
Target she came up to them and asked on what's going on where Purple told her that he's making a new friend where Target told him that she knows Ms Surveillance Observation and on what she really wants where Purple told her that her friend wants him to mate with him.
She told him to go to where she won't be mad or want to kill him but he told her no so she told her friend if nessacary to use force.
She started to trot away but used her magic where Target seen a orange magical aurora around him and he got dragged away where he said to himself that if he was a mare and if they were stallions then he would've bucked them aka kicked them.
Target she trotted away and went to play darts and other games on the cruise ship where she didn't have a negative thought on how she did when he went back to the military for the war.
By 4 back in the dining hall all 3 of them were at the same table where Purple his head was on the table where Target asked on what she do to him where she told him he tried to fight her not actually trying to hurt her fighting but finally gave in and since he gave up trying to fighting her and for the past 7 hours.
Target she used a energy spell and gave her husband a temporary boost of energy but he just used his hooves/legs as a pillow and continued to sleep. When the waiter came and asked on what they wanted where Ms Surveillance gotten water, Target gotten soda but ordered coffee for her husband no cream and no sugar.
The 2 mares talked to catch up on past time where neither of them believed that a book horse could've become a princess where if a book horse can become one then who can or can't but Target asked on on why she wants a foal where her friend told her that she's around 33-35 and thinking about having a foal to raise and chose Target's husband due to he's smart and strong and she's smart and she thinks it's a great combination.
The waiter came back with there drinks and she ordered for her husband but he got back up due to he smelled coffee but noticed the waiter walking away where his wife welcomed back to the real world and not snooze land but he told her to bite him but she didn't.
She told him that she ordered for him where she ordered him a apple fritter and a stew, she gotten macaroni and cheese and there friend got gotten some kind of fancy noodles.
At 7 the 2 went there separate ways where Purple he just slept on the cold wooden floor where Target told him to get his purple flank in bed where he told her that he's fine on the floor but she ordered him to get into the bed but he still refused so she her best intimidation of Sergeant Green which scared him and got into bed where she patted his head and told him that he's her pony and she just did her brother's voice to see how'll he would react and he reacted on how she expected.
They turned out the light and she curved and they 2 cuddled and she called him "Her pony" for the 2nd time where he kissed her on her head.
Throughout the night it was the same where he would trot over to the window and throw up while she slept like a baby where they only got 3 days left for the cruise to end.
Day 3 was the same where they got 2 days left but he called it the worst cruise of his life where he would've rather been on a air cruise instead but now he knows better.
The 2 spent the whole day together where they just spent the day on lawn chairs getting a tan but Target asked if it was right for them to leave there kids with his brother where he told her that she maybe having fun but he isn't entirely where he threw up a lot not adding that he had sex with another mare that he didn't want to but the misses said that he could but he didn't want to but finally gave in but not mentally or psychologically but wanted to get it over with but not going to mention that the other mare was better than his wife but if he told her that then she would've killed him or his brother in law will.
She asked if he said something where like normal he told her that she's the best mare in the whole world if not the whole galaxy and she told him on that's sweet but told him that when they get back to Ponyville that he's going to buy her a ring where she talked to her friend and he told her that she was better than Target and she told Target last night while he slept.
She asked on how many family members that related to him that are alive where he told her 5 out of 9 uncles where his grandparents wanted to have a mare but ended up with 9 colts 4 Unicorns, 3 Earth Ponies and 2 Pegasus's and another one lives in Manehattan also a firefighter not the one who died in the textile mill.
She asked on what they do for a living where he told her that 2 unicorns that there painters, the 3rd unicorn is a musician, 2 of the earth ponies are farmers and the 1 Pegasus is a teacher and the other 4 are dead where 3 smoked cigarettes and smoked them like how ponies eat a lot of candy then that one who died in the textile mill fire.
He then took a nap on the lawn chair but while he slept "This i Promise" by the Peagaus Horizons a parody of This I Swear by the Skyliners a song that came out in 1959/1960 then he sang "Since i do not have you with me" by the same group and the same real life band that came out in 1959.
She told him to stop singing and go and take his nap because a stallion of his strength of singing and being busy all the time needs energy but he told her that she can buck him off the cruise ship if she wants but she told her that she isn't going to hurt him unless if he did something to deserve to be hurting.
A few hours later when he got up he placed his hoof onto his torso but he was in pain where he looked down and his torso was all red where he got sun burnt but his back wasn't burnt where she asked if he wants the sun block now where he told her that this isn't funny then cursed Celestia's name for getting sunburn.
He just wore his sunburn with pride didn't care on what the other ponies thought about it but he went back to there room where he stood on the back of his 2 legs and placed on a shirt to hide his sunburn because he has a feeling if they make fun of him and the sunburn he has his gut is telling that he'll kill them.
He then roamed around the ship and asked himself on why his parents wanted another foal where the ideal family has a colt and a filly but if they were still alive they would've told him that he's the best son they or any family would ever had. Unbeknowst to him that his mother was from Ponyville and his father is from Appaloosa but they would've loved to see him grow up and become the stallion they would've wanted which is a adorable stallion and see him get married and so.
When night came he headed to bed before his wife came to the room he was talking in his sleep talking to his mother and father who he never got to meet where they told him in his dream that they need him but his wife needs him more but he wanted to meet them face to face where his sweet mother told him that one day they'll all be together.
Ponies or any other creature who never walked in his hooves don't know how it feels like to be a orphan and been raised by ponies who called themselves as his real parents but he knows that if they raise you as if you there own then there family.
In real life he started to cry where he wants to meet his real parents but only way he's going to meet them is when he dies and meets them in the afterlife but he would've prefer if he could meet them in real life.
Target she doesn't know on how he feels but she tried to cuddle with him but he would push her away wanting to be left alone.
In his dream she trotted looking for him where she found him talking to a red unicorn stallion and blue pegasus mare where his mother asked on who's the mare behind him where he turned around.
He told them that this is his wife Target Deadeye-Artist and they have a family back home but she was hugged by her real in laws and told her to keep him safe and keep his happy and proud heart to keep it running where she told them that he does that with her. He told his real parents that he would've love to have them meet there 4 foals or 7 foals from the first 3 from his first wife.
She spent her entire night in her husband's dream meeting his actual parents where his mother is kind, shows empathy, shows rationality, sociable, generous, beautiful, mature, heart pure of gold, & hard working where his father is hard working, mature, friendly, & confident, where there both caring and protective.
Target she learned where Purple got his singing from and his friendly and hard working side where he got his singing voice from his mother who her cutie mark is a harp for her love for music and his love of sports from his father who's cutie mark is a golf club but there personalities combined and created him.
In the morning Target left and in the real world she looked at her husband who had a big old smile on his face so she kissed him and got up where she took a shower and he kept his dream a reality of being with his parents and sister again.
In reality he was sobbing where he though it never would've happened of him meeting his real parents even though it's a dream it's real enough for him of being with his family again.
She got out of the shower and dried off using her levitation magic to get a town and try off but she walked up to her husband and kissed him on the bed and wished him to have the best dream he ever had where her parents are still alive and his aren't.
In the dining hall while eating breakfast she and her friend talked on where Purple Artist is where she told him that he's having the dream of his life of being with his parents who in reality are dead.
She told her that she joined his dream and his parents are the most wonderful ponies there is where she'll never meet ponies that friendly in the world.
The 2 mares just a grand old time on the ship but when it was 2 she checked up on her husband who was still asleep where soon in his dream he told his parents that he'll talk with them again soon. He then got up who he thinks it's only 8:30-10:00 in the morning where when he looked at the clock it was 2:30 in the after noon.
He fell out of bed where she galloped over there where he asked embarrassingly for help where she helped him get the covers that were wrapped around him and told him to get his beautiful purple flank topside or she'll ride him top side where he galloped up to the main deck where she trotted behind him.
The 2 stayed with each other where she enjoyed the trip and he didn't where when they returned to Manehattan and well he galloped off the ship where she took a nice walk going down the ramp.
The duo got there foals and niece and nephew and returned home where in the backyard they talked where he called it rude of her trespassing into his dream but told her that at lease they got to meet his parents.
After 11 months passed in the hospital Target she given birth to a blue Pegasus where they named her "Harp" after his mother who she got after his mother in law and a red unicorn named double eagle (3 under par) where his father's name was Albatross a golf term for 3 under par,
She told him that if he's happy where he said to her "I don't need anypony here but you and our family and my parents will always be in my heart." he said to her that he doesn't need anypony else but gave her a crushing hug.
While walking home she wrapped her moderate blue and orchid blue tail around his moderate purple tail and kissed him on the cheek which made him blush but he kissed her on the mouth as a rebuttal but he started to sing "Mine Way" by Finnhorse Sarver a parody of "My Way" by Frank Sinatra
In the morning while sitting on his rocking chair like Princess Twilight Sparkle she talked to Purple Artist who she asked about his sculpting skills where he told her there pretty good where she wanted to hire him.
He asked on what she wants where she told him a statue where she asked if she isn't turning into a dictator where she told him no where she told her that her friend passed away recently and wants a statue in her honor where he told her if she supplies him with the material then he won't bill her for his labor of building the statue.
She hugged him tightly and kissed him where inside Target she was sharpening a parring knife and said "Nopony is going to steal my husband away from me if they ask kindly to breed with him that's one thing but take him away not even royalty is going to take him away from me!" she said while sharpening a knife that no one is going to take Purple Artist away from her but if a female pony asked to mate with him that's a different thing.
In the morning of the next day Purple Artist got up bright and early at the crack of dawn but found alloys of copper and tin where before breakfast he worked on the statue but there was a note on who it's for and what to put for the memorabilia.
The plaque he placed on the statue he wrote "APPLEJACK THE BEST DARN EARTH PONY THAT WALKED OVER THE WORLD WHERE SHE WAS ALWAYS HONEST AND HARD WORKING. SHE MAY NOT HAD A LOVER NOR A FOAL OR WHATNOT SHE WAS THE BRAVEST PONY THERE WAS SHE WAS APART OF THE GROUP CALLED "MANE 6" AND SHE WAS THE MOST HONEST SHE WAS BRUTALLY HONEST." says the plaque on what Twilight Sparkle wanted to put but by 11:00 AM Twilight Sparkle she came and checked up on him calling it the best statue besides the statue of Celestia in Canterlot.
He told her that he prefers Luna and he doesn't believe that the planet rotates around the sun by magic but the planet rotates around the sun on it's self but she called him silly and magic actually rotates the planet where he asked on how the days get longer well the sun stays out less during the winter month and it get's colder and so. She told him that at 2:00 in the morning that on November 7 she would tilt the planet away from the sun so it can cold but still get's cold and on March 14 she'll tilt it closer to the sun to warm it up.
He wasn't entirely convinced where he told her that he wants evidence that magic actually rotates the planet not hearsay or what Fausticorn or Celestia wrote a thousand or 2 thousand years ago but thinks that Fausticorn had Celestia and Luna but Celestia and Luna don't have a foals and Twilight was like a filly to Celestia.
She paid him for his 7 hours of building the statue where he worked fast where it took him 30 minutes to build the stand and 47 minutes to build the support rings to place the statue on and the remaining time to build the statue and the plaque.
He didn't want the fancy money but Twilight insisted to compensate him for his time and effort of building the statue.
He asked on how Applejack died where she told him.
4 days ago the Mane 6 besides AJ were in a secure bunker wearing goggles where looking out where there was a bright flash and strong winds where pushing there face and cheeks back like what the wind does when dogs have there heads out the windows of moving vehicles but AJ wanted to see it closer where they didn't think on how powerful it was.
After the explosion which was 8 times stronger then the Fat Man and Little Boy that were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined times 9 (add those bombs and times it by 9 then multiply 9 by 8).
AJ wanted to get a closer look thinking it was nothing but a big fire cracker but it proved costly where they found her skeleton and hat.
The Princess took the statue and that was that for them and his business deal. She then asked if he could do a portrait of AJ where she gave him a picture of AJ and he painted a portrait like what the pale light grayish mulberry purple alicorn princess wanted.
He went to the statue viewing where he lowered his head due to he left his fedora hat at home where that was his way of paying respect from the only pony he bought apples from.
A week later Target she came in from the store where she asked Purple on what he was wearing where he's in a light blue short sleeved shirt with dark accents, black tie, blue trousers with a yellow side stripe, utility belt and a police cap.
She told him that they got to wait for a year until Nightmare Night comes back until he can play dress up but he told her that he's a cadet police pony but the 2 hugged but she loves to hug him where his fur is smooth as silk.
She asked on how his fellow officers are where he told her that there alright but hasn't fully met them besides his boss Lieutenant Crusading Skywing and a mare who leads the Ponyville Police SWAT and the latter named Law and Peace scares him.
Target asked how where he told her that when they first met she said and he quote "Want a lovely romantic date with me? Fuck no! Just pin me against the fucking wall and pound my plot until I can't walk for a month or a year!" unqoute he told her on what she said to him when the 2 1st met.
He then slapped himself where he dislike swearing where he had don't care for swearing but too him he dislikes swearing and will swear if need be if the situation needs it.
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Author's Note
The 2 songs that Purple Artist are my 2 favriote songs from the late 1950's early 1960's and i listen to music dating back to 1930 to 1969/1970 and really don't go into the 1970's and 1980's where i don't like hip hop and rap and get better entertainment from watching the police beat up hippies during the Vietnam War era then listing to hip hop and rap
The Life of Purple Artist
At the Canterlot War Department Target had her back hooves on the desk while she relaxed on the chair but with her pictures of her and her husband, herself, Purple Artist, her and her brother Sergeant Green, and her and Purple's foals Artmark, Harp, Double Eagle her husband niece Scalpel and nephew Flyer.
Her brother told her to get her hooves off the desk where she quickly sat up only to see Purple Artist who she told him that she's going to kill him but he told her that if she kills him then who's going to give her foals but she asked on what he wants where he asked her out to lunch.
At the park the 2 ate lunch where he had a pico de gallo wrap also a strawberry milkshake where she has a soft drink, chocolate cake and a fruit salad, & green salad but ate in piece until there was a mare that called her over so Target trotted over.
It was her mother who asked if she's married yet where Target told her parents that she's happily married and told them that her parents that her husband is a cutie pie but they don't live in Canterlot but in Ponyville.
They looked away from her in disgust but called there daughter as a "country mare" as a bad name where she was born and raised in Canterlot but she told them fine there going to be rude well they'll never meet there grand-foals but her brother he's supportive of her being a "country mare" who's a mother, wife and hard worker.
She walked away in disgust but when she sat next down to her husband her father trotted over and told his daughter that they weren't expecting to hear on what she said but asked if she knows the stallion she's sitting next to where Purple told him that he's her husband and the father of there foals.
He rapidly shook Purple's hoof where Purple though he was going to lose his hoof or leg where the almost elderly stallion in a dark blue pinstriped 3 piece suit, red and white spotted tie and fedora that matches the suit but his mother in law didn't shake his hoof.
His mother called him nothing but country but he told her that he may have been born in Sire's Hollow but he was raised in Canterlot and he chose on his own free will to live in the country where it's more peaceful in the countryside and more quiet in the countryside where he loves it in the countryside and his wife loves it as well where she can sleep more peacefully then the city.
Target's mother just shook her head where she has a distaste for country ponies calling them uncivilized but he told her that there more civilized and more polite where in the countryside the stallions earth, unicorn or pegasus they hold the door open for the mares and ask permission for a kiss.
He and his mother in law just hostility talked to each other where when he used his magic to pick up his wrap so he could take a bite of it where she used her hoof and knocked it down where he just calmed himself where he was about to kill her where he paid good money for his and Target's lunch.
He just told his wife that he's going to go back to work in Ponyville where she told him not to go but he told her that his lunch break will be over in 7 minutes but she told him that it's 7 minutes they can spend together but he told her that he's just going to go.
He teleport back to Ponyville where she told them that can she finish her lunch in peace where her father complied and left but her mother didn't but she threw away there lunch and Target became the better pony and walked away.
She went back to work only to find her brother sitting on her desk with a cider bottle where she told her that cider is contraband in the War Department but told her to move to her new office where she packed up and moved into a 12 x 15 office which was a dark navy blue office which was a upgrade from a cramped 10 x 10 archive/file room.
On the door her brother placed a sign onto the glass door which says "HEAD SECURITY MARE MRS. TARGET ARTIST" but she placed blinds on the 2 plane windows and glass door.
Her brother came with files she'll need but told her that he placed them onto her new desk but she placed her family photos onto her desk but when he placed the boxes onto the desk he knocked down the photos and accidentally broke one.
She picked up the shattered photo where a piece of glass that cut a piece of Purple Artist where he galloped out of there before his sister killed him but she had time to settle in to her new office but placed the files into filing cabinets but at 4:10 P.M she checked out and teleported home.
She wasn't really shocked to see that Purple made lasagna for the 4th time in a row but she loves his cooking and she loves a stallion in uniform even though his police uniform is a mess she used her magic to remove the clothing and place'em in the laundry basket.
While dinner was baking she did laundry but asked Purple on what was on his mind where he just said "Don't know why but i want to know why our government and military see's me as nothing but a breeder that i should knock up brave and couragious military mares like it's about to fall out of style. Only mare i want to have foals with is you my dear. I would say my ex marefriend but i think she moved on when she and her family arrived in Manehattan several years ago when her and i were 16." he said on what he was thinking about and mentioned his ex girlfriend.
After dinner the 2 sat on the rocking seat where she leaned against him where she told him that she got promoted to head security where he told her that her next promotion should be princess of the Princess Threat Assignment Adviser.
She called him sweet for saying that but she doesn't know on how she got promoted where she kissed him but when it turned 7:30 she took a shower after him but after the shower she dried off with a towel but walked by her and her husband's study where she entered it.
It was a form for a promotion where it had Target's name on it by her husband where he and Sergeant Green wrote a lot of them to get Target promoted where she earned 108 bits a hour or 1080 bits per day where Purple still earns 21 bits a hour or 168 bits a day a total of 1248 bits a week.
She surprised her husband who was smiling where he's happy that his wife got promoted but wasn't sad that his wife makes way more then him which he doesn't care but the 2 went to bed where she kissed him and told him for him wanting her to get promoted but he kissed her back and they went to bed.
In the morning at the police ponies the stallion officer's harassed even picked on Purple Artist for him making less than his wife where he just ignored them where to him it doesn't matter who makes the most amount of bits a year where for her it's 280,800 bits a year and 23,400 bits a month or 5,400 a week for him it's 168 bits a day, 3,640 bits a month, or 43,680 a year or together it's 324,480 bits.
She just sat in the leather rolling chair not knowing what to do where when she was in the archives room or personnel room she mostly read even the soldiers and guards profiles even though classified and personal stuff on the soldiers and guards even her husband as well where she has leverage on all the soldiers and guards.
It was 12:00 Pm there was a knock on her door where she told the pony or creature to enter where it was her husband where he asked if she's ready for lunch but she walked over to him seductively and used her magic and and closed the door also windows blinds where no pony or no creature can look in but put a "DO NOT DISTURB" sign onto the door knob but locked the door.
She wrapped her hooves around him and started to kiss him in a long and sweet way until she knocked him down onto the carpeted floor and the 2 made out where she told him in 30 minutes they'll eat lunch.
When it turned 12:30 the 2 stopped making out where she told him that she's happy but he told her that he never expected to have well his adoptive parents always used the term whoopee inside of a government building but she already had lunch there which she had wrapped up and kept warm.
She used her fork to eat the asparagus but went for Purple's asparagus but he blocked her using his fork and told her to ask nicely but he doesn't like asparagus where she asked nicely but made a point that she bears his foals, feeds him and other job that a wife does to keep there husband happy but he knows how to take care of himself.
She looked at him with a puppy face where he took his plate and slid the asparagus off his plate and he continued to eat the lunch where they talked but she had bad news for him.
When the 2 were in high school Target she had a boyfriend named "Bank Note" but the 2 went there separate ways due to he was a jerk but he's obsessed over Target and wants her to be married but make her bear his foals and so but doesn't want her to work where she was ambitious in school of being class president and captain of the debate team to name a few.
She told him that her security scouts thinks he's in danger where he told her that his job as a soldier is to be in serious danger but she told him that she wants to give him a protection team to protect him and so but he told her no but she had another puppy face on her face.
He told her fine where she told him she'll get 2 of her best mares to protect him where he doesn't want to know he has 2 mares to protect him where his wife told him that he likes mares and the war dept propaganda where he told her no unless if it's wife but she asked on what if she gives him order to where he told her no.
He got up and kissed his wife bye where his lunch break is almost over but she kissed him back but called the 2 mare guards to be with him where outside of the room they followed him like there instructed to protect him with there lives.
Outside a crimson red unicorn had a lavender pistol there double action revolver where he fired 2 shot's at Purple declaring that he stole his mare from him but the 2 mares jumped onto the crimson red unicorn placing him under arrest where the 2nd bullet hit the building where the 1st bullet hit Purple Artist hitting him in the neck.
One of the mares went and got a doctor who the stallion doctor he placed tweezers and removed the bullet and patched him up as new despite being shot he was ready to go back to work or what not as if nothing happened.
Target came out where she saw Purple getting patched up by the doctor where she asked the doctor if he's okay where the doctor told him that he'll live and be fine but removed the bullet but he's partially stunned.
He went back to work but didn't want to have the ponies his wife assigned to him he didn't want to have to have them follow him around.
In the building holding cell Target asked her ex boyfriend on why she shot her husband where there not dating anymore where he can't get over it that she broke up with him for good and he can't get it through but told him that if he comes after her husband or family it won't be pretty or if he comes after her and husband's foals then all bets are off.
He tried to kiss her but she poked him in the eye with her unicorn horn where he told her that he always liked her being feisty but she took her hoof and slapped him but she also told him that he'll go through pain that'll be 5,000,000,000,000 (5 trillion) times more painful then a mare giving birth.
She turned around where he took his hoof and slapped her on her small cute flank/plot where she told the 4 guards to take a small break where they did but she quickly opened the cell and closed it where she took her time where then the guards came back she left with some blood on her hooves and her face but washed the blood off her hooves.
At home she told Purple to move away from the fridge so she could get something to drink where they kept bumping into each other but Purple told her that he'll go right and she'll go right or his left but they kept bumping into each other.
She yelled at him to just back up and go around her or she'll kill him but she just said that at the spur of the moment and anger where he did on what she said but also deeply sadden him where he just walked off sad where she didn't attempt to make sad but she didn't apologize thinking that he wouldn't take it on how he actually did.
At dinner Scalpel she asked on where's her uncle is at where Target she looked around the table where Purple wasn't there where she told her that she'll find him where the 1st place she looked was the garage where he's building a boat by hoof not by magic but he wasn't there.
She searched the entire house and couldn't find him unknown that he's sitting on the roof where she didn't see him until she decided to search outside and saw him sitting on the roof looking at the sky being at the nautical twilight of the sky where the sun is setting.
She teleport next to him to talk to him but he just moved away from her wanting to be left alone where she told him to come eat dinner with the family but he told her no and he wants to be left alone or what she said out of anger on how he told her on how she just didn't poison his to kill him.
She didn't know on what she said to him really broken him where she doesn't know on how she could fix him where she asked if he could come inside and eat with the family besides her but he told her that he'll eat later.
At night while in bed she went to cuddle with Purple but fell out of bed where like again she searched the house but searched the study she found him sleeping on the carpeted floor where she looked at him sad where she went, got a pillow ,and a blanket where she laid down next to him and cuddled with him.
He noticed her where he gotten up and carefully walked out and got to the bed and slept with the blanket he had but had another dream where he was with his real parents and so on.
In the morning when she got up she noticed that Purple was gone where she got up and go to work but when she got her ID badge and noticed him sleeping but his pillows was soaked in tears where he's depressed on where she looked was sad.
She awaken Purple where she wanted to apologize on what she yelled at him but he didn't want to hear it where she got onto the bed and kissed him on if that's any better where it wasn't where she told him she'll just stay with him and make him happy again but told her that he'll get happy his way and she'll get happy her way.
She told him that it's the wife's job to keep the husband happy and it's the husband's job to keep the wife happy but he told her to go to work where before she did she told the 2 mare guards to keep a close eye on him but she also used her magic to make him happy but by the 2 mare pegasus guards,
At the war department while typing on a typewriter her husband came in without knocking to talk to her where he figured out on why she got him 2 mare pegasus guards where she knows he won't hurt a mare but he asked on what he wanted where she's important to the protection of highly classified information in the war dept.
The 2 didn't have a civil talk or a argument where they kept there arguing low so other ponies and creatures won't hear what's going on but her secret talent is seduction where for some reason sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't work for her on her husband but he used his hoof and made a invisible line on the carpet.
He told her that if she stays on that side on where she she is sitting at there marriage can continue to deteriorate and break apart or she can cross it and what happened in the past will be forgotten and they can continue into a happy marriage but they both know that marriages ain't black and white as they saw with there parents.
She held out her hoof where he placed his hoof onto her hoof where she placed her other hoof onto him and pulled him onto her and kissed him where she told him for now on when she's stressed or angry she won't yell at him but they both told each other that they'll be a functional family again and not falling apart.
She just hugged him tightly and told him that she loves him more than she loves her parents and doesn't want to separate away from him where he told her that it won't be a good mental place if they did for there foals.
Her brother came in and asked if they were going to screw or what but Target used her magic and threw a pillow at her brother and told him to get out where she and her husband need a private time to apologize to her husband but he told her that she needs to sign several forms to sign so she told him to place them onto her desk.
He did and left his sister and brother in law alone so she and Purple and apologize to each other where she told him that he is strong where if a regular pony or creature can't get into his head even with magic or dark magic can't get into his head then why can't a petite mare like her can get into his head and mess it up.
He told her that only reason she can due to she's his wife and the mother of there foals so he's going to make a exemption from who he is where she called it a loop hole but she told him that nopony is going to mess with him or she'll mess them up and he told her that if somepony messes with her then he'll talk with them or get physical if necessary.
She told him on that's the reason she agreed to take his hoof in marriage of him going to negotiate with the pony or creature first and if that doesn't work then he'll beat the heck out of them but she then asked on how it went with the 2 mares she has protecting him where he just rubbed the back of his head where she told him that she ordered them to bear a foal from Purple even if it meant force to conceive one and the 2 mares are in there mid 30's.
He looked at his wife where she told him that there getting up there where there thinking about settling down, get married and have a foal here and there where he just looked at her but told her that he's just going to go.
He started to walk out when she used her magic to pull his tail back and told him that she talked to his boss and told him about the treat that no longer exist that if Purple works or comes into the store well a pony is after him and don't want to harm the employees where for 2 weeks he'll be with his wife.
He told her not to intervene with his life but she looked at him where he told her but with that she's just looking out for his welfare for his safety, happiness, mentally and so but she told him
While working she told him to sing where he asked on what song where she told him the song "Manehattan, Manehattan" where he started to sing the song where it's there version of the song New York New York from Frank Sinatra in 1977 but slightly altered a bit.
After he got done singing she told him to sing the song "It's just life" another parody of a song called "That's life" by the same singer from the previous song where he did where throughout the day he sang "Ain't that a painful punt to the head" a parody of "Ain't that a kick to the head" by Dean Martin, "In the motionless night" a parody of "In the still of the night" by the 5 Satins, "In Las Pegasus" a parody of "Viva Viva Las Vegas" by Elvis Presley and other songs.
Throughout the day he sang country, jazz, blues, doo-wop, easy listening, rock and roll, swing, pop music, and some disco era songs.
At night in Ponyville he was with his niece Scalpel walking with her to the Ponyville Movie Theater where Purple's boss intercepted them and talked to him and told him that he's going to be the desk sergeant of the station now earning 248 bits a hour, 1984 bits a day, 9,920 bits a week, 36,987 bits a month or 432,040 bits a year.
She then told him to enjoy his evening where he told his boss to take care and see him later but he and his niece trotted over to the movie theater and enjoyed the movie where the pegasus mare aka Purple's niece asked on when she and her brother can return home to Manehattan to be with there father and stepmother where he told her until there father or his brother can get his temper under control.
She called it unfair where she was a city mare when she was brought into the world and doesn't want to stay in the countryside but back to the hustle and bustle of the city where after the movie Target she slapped her husband's niece for wanting to go back to the city where until she's a adult or her father get's his temper under control she's going to be a country mare.
Target told her until either or she's going to stop complaining about country life and buck up and either enjoy it or she's going to get hurt so bad she's going to be wishing her mother never gave birth to her where there mother is dead she isn't coming back and the letters that they received on there birthday and Heartswarming was from Purple himself.
Only reason he didn't tell them on there mother death where he doesn't know on how to tell a colt and filly on that there mother is dead and didn't know on how to tell a filly and colt about death where that's when Flyer was 7 and Scalper was 5 and now he's 9 and she's 7 and get over it.
She then yelled at her step-niece to march up stairs and go to bed where Scalpel she did after getting yelled at even scolded by her aunt but she went to bed.
Purple told her thanks for saving him from that can of worms of telling his niece and nephew that there mother is really dead but she just moved her head between top and to the side and asked if he's ready for bed where he told her that he is.
While walking up with his wife he told her that he got promoted and will be bringing home 9920 bits a day where she told him congratulations now where every week they bring home 15320 bits together.
Author's Note
The part that Target when she yells at Purple Artist i got that idea in a dream also the songs that Purple Artist sings to his wife to keeps his wife entertained and the classes of music that he sang to his wife are the type of music is the type of music that i the author listen to all the time where i hate rap and hip hop music despite being a generation z from the late 1990's.
The Life of Purple Artist
Chaper 16: The Elite ponies
While at home Purple was taking care of the house where Target was at work but there was a knock on the door where he answered it where it was his cotton candy pegasus sister in law Fore where he asked on what she wants where she asked if he's doing anything later where he told her no but asked if he would like to come to Manehattan where it's a favor where he asked what.
She told him well his brother is busy but if he has a suit where he just has his military dress uniform, Fire Dept service dress uniform and Police Dept service dress uniform where she took him to Manehattan and bought him to a fancy suit store and got him a tailored suit and overcoat for 150 bits where he looked into a mirror of him in the white shirt, black tie, black jacket, black rain jacket and black fedora.
He asked himself if he went to Tartarus well the 5th level of Tartarus for his hatred of suits and city ponies where he doesn't like to wear suits unless if it's for a special occasion where she took him to her place and they waited until it was 7:30 PM.
7:50 PM in the district of Friseur Pastures where it's most wealthy citizens where the district is mainly composed of suburban houses, mansions, and high end stores and restaurants where he really asked if he's in the 5th level of Tartarus but Fore told him to cheer up.
A snotty rich pony asked if this was her date where she said "No Mrs. Gallop this isn't my date this is my husband but i haven't told him the news yet (Mrs. Gallop asked on what news) I'm pregnant." she said introducing the rich pony to Purple but told her that she's pregnant with Purple's baby even though it's a lie where Purple looked at her in confusion.
She asked Fore how where she told Mrs. Gallop that Purple is a heavy sleeper but in reality that her mother is in the hospital and only got a year and a 1/2 to live and wants to have her mother see her grand foal even though she isn't really pregnant but her mother is really is in the hospital.
Over in private she told him to act like there really married and so on but he told her that he doesn't like rich ponies where he and them have a hate for each other where when he goes and fight the rich just get richer while the poor and middle class ponies worry about losing there son or daughter in battle or wonder if there child will come back and give them grand foals if there not dead.
He told her that he wouldn't even think about breeding with a rich mare unless if they were the last 2 ponies on the face of Equestria but she told him that he and Target are rich due to both of there income combined but he told her out of the 796640 bits they got bills to pay that's 90 bits a week or 360 a month, food and drinks to buy that's 140 bits a week or 700 a month, school supplies 80 bits a month, Entertainment is 25 bits per pony so me, Target, Scalpel, Flyer, Artmark, Harp, Double Eagle, Amore & Allay or 225 bits a week or 1125 a month, If something breaks which something always does that's 100 bits right there and the kids they have toys that always get replaced when one of them get broken that's 10 bits per toy and we get each foal each 2 toys so 140 bits a week for that.
By the year end they lose 436818 bits a year and the remain 45% they keep for themselves but lose a lot to provide for the family.
They just had time but he really didn't pay attention to the rich where he asked Fore on if she heard on what happened Los Unicornia (Based on Los Angeles don't know if they have a pony version of LA in the extended lore) where she told him it's sad where a rich couple doesn't seem to care on what happened where Purple asked on they don't care where in the middle of the night a firefighter stallion earth pony was trapped in a fire engine and a mare firefighter pegasus tried to get the stuck earth pony out but they both got burned alive inside their overturned fire engine where the mare refused to leave the stallion.
The 2 rich ponies didn't care where Purple he feels sorry on the families that the 2 firefighters left behind of colts, fillies, husband or wife or if they were apart of the LGBT community even though his adoptive parents were homophobic where he's in the neutral zone where he doesn't care if a pony is gay, lesbian, bi or trans and doesn't care for the ponies and creatures who dislike them where it's there bodies and lives just leave him out of it but he's not a homophobic where he just doesn't care like how ponies don't care that he's straight.
He just went over and got a cup of punch where he just ready to go home or go get a motel where he can't take being around rich ponies anymore where Fore told him just to stay calm and play the part of a rich pony where he told her that he can't where his patience is running thin and about to crash into a brick wall.
She just talked with him where she talks to rich ponies a lot where just follow her lead he inhaled through his nose and exhaled through his mouth and asked what where she held out her hoof where he placed his right hoof onto her left hoof.
She just told him to dance with him where they had jazz music play or that classy like jazz music play where after drinking the punch he threw away the cup into a trash can and the 2 slow danced where she whispered into his ear that she'll talk to the ponies instead and he won't have to.
He whispered if she's really pregnant where she told him no where her husband or Purple's brother doesn't want another foal unless his and his deceased ex wife foals are back but she asked if she can bear his foal where he told her that the military sees him as a impenetrable stud to mate with the mare soldiers and royal guards and she's in the navy so count as a soldier even though she's a sailor.
The 2 kissed where the stubborn, snotty rich ponies all of them saw it too kiss on the mouth where it wasn't any small kiss it was a long kiss that lasted a minute.
She just said "For a middle class pony you do have a nice kiss you stud." she said after there kiss but said about his middle class but no rich pony heard the middle class part but the last part they did.
Rich ponies every now and then would talk to them but Fore would talk to them so Purple wouldn't have to where he still can't stand them and on how they talk in fancy and be rude also be like jackasses where he would look away when there talking.
At 10:00 PM the 2 were able to leave but while walking out a rich pony stopped them where the pony found out that Purple isn't rich but he just punched him knocking him out in one blow where she told him to let's go back to her place where Base is out of the city for a bit.
Her house was better than Purple's house where the 2 went into her cotton candy bed room, even though he didn't want to but the 2 bred against his will and slept.
In the morning the 2 got up where he was ready to go home where he very much ashamed of himself for breeding with another mare but he doesn't want to but the war dept doesn't care as long he and a mare can bring the next generation of the best soldiers and guards.
11 months later in the Manehattan central receiving hospital Fore given birth to a set of triplet 2 unicorn stallions and a alicorn mare where Base was mad at her for cheating where she told him that it could be from his DNA but finally told him the truth that she banged his brother where he was 100% better than Base could've imagine to be.
The 2 even though married they hated each other where Purple's older brother took one side of the house and the other half belonged to Fore where she raised the foals by herself where Base wasn't going to raise his brother's kids that he made with his wife.
In Ponyville Purple was on the front porch sitting on the rocking chair like where Base he came over the fence and started to waylay or beat up his baby brother where Purple he didn't defend himself but Target her wife sense went off that her husband is in danger and she went to check on him.
She seen Base beat him up and she did a more worse job then Base did to his baby brother where Target told him that if he ever comes back she'll kill him but Base told her that Purple knocked up his wife and Target told him that he told her and knows but to leave the 21 almost 22 year old alone (She's 25) but she doesn't care.
The 2 then held hooves and walked to town hall where Base was following them from behind and got a chair in town hall but heard Mayor Mare that on Easter night Purple Artist and Fire Ax they ran into a burning building where she saved a female foal and Purple carried 4 mares and 2 stallions on his back not adding 3 colts and 2 fillies.
The mayor also told the crowd that Purple ran back in against his officer's orders not too and rescued 4 more ponies without air and with incredible risk of life she awarded him with the Medal of Gallantry and the Medal of Valor where Fire Ax she got the Medal of Gallantry.
Base he even clapped for his brother for saving life's which almost cost his baby brother's life but he was going to question on why his baby brother is a fire stallion and a police stallion where it must be a conflict schedule but unknown to him that his baby brother works 1 week as a cop and 4 days (24 on 24 off) as a firefighter.
Purple since that night been thinking where he doesn't know on how the rich ponies knew on how he's a poor or middle class pony. He finally got it where he always wears his dogtags and a locket around his neck.
Only poor ponies are drafted into the Equestrian military and serve but his locket had two photos of two different mares of the first being Blue Sapphire his ex girlfriend and his wife Target Deadeye-Artist.
He still thinks about his life if he and Blue Sapphire were together where they planned there life together until her parents moved away to Manehattan but he isn't in the mood to find her.
He also doesn't want to find her thinking she already moved on and have a family where he doesn't want her to ditch her husband and foals to make him happy where he would rather make her happy. If she's happy with on what she's doing and being married to somepony else then he's happy for her.
The Life of Purple Artist
Chapter 17: The unsuspecting return
While sleeping the 2 heard a noise but thought it was just the house setting for the night where Purple and Target just went back to sleep not realling expecting anything where 2 hours later they heard Flyer call his uncle Purple and Aunt Target where the 2 gotten up.
The 2 galloped into the bed room where they saw a pegasus fly away carrying Flyer where Purple went after the pegasus where the pegasus said "Have some Manehattan slugger." the pegasus said to Purple before socking him with the baseball bat.
The pegasus whacked him in the head with the baseball bat knocking Purple down and the pegasus soared off with Flyer calling for his uncle where Target she saw Purple fall where she teleport to the spot while he was falling and caught him.
She held him in her legs/hooves where he told her that he loves her where she told him to hang on where she's going to give him medical attention and teleport to the Ponyville hospital for some help.
She just hoped for his health where she was in the waiting room but used her magic to hold a Styrofoam coffee cup but a tear ran down her cheek and into her coffee where she wants to know on her husband's condition where Nurse Redheart wasn't really straight forward.
When it was sunrise she was ready to leave so she could make the kids breakfast and get them ready for school where a Dr. told her that he's fine now and he wants to see her so she walked into the hospital room where he told her that he has a headache a painful one and the doctor won't get him a aspirin or any other pill for his headache.
She asked on what happened where he told her that he got hit by a baseball bat and the pony sounded like his brother too.
She just kissed him on the head and she left where the colts and filly will be late for school if she doesn't hurry where he told her to take care where he has enough entertainment of a ball that he'll just throw up in the air and catch with his hooves or magic.
At home she gotten the foals up for school but due it's running late and if she gives them breakfast even cereal and milk they'll be late for school so she told them to get there books, notebooks and pencils and gallop or trot to school.
They did not asking on where there father is thinking he might've been called into work earlier than normal where she just made herself cereal and milk but when she bit into the cereal where her tooth gotten loose.
At the Ponyville Dentist office a mare asked if she had a appointment where Target told her no but like to create one for her sometime in the late morning or afternoon where the next available where the dentist can see her is 12:30 PM where it was the one that Target took.
At 12:30 the dentist pony asked if this is just a check up or a tooth hurts or what where Target she told the dentist that her tooth hurts and until the time she took to trot here she had a bag of ice on her jawline to numb the pain.
The dentist told her to say "aw" so she opened her mouth and the dentist he looked into the mouth and found the sore tooth which was loose so the dentist numbed Target's mouth and removed the tooth which was loose.
After 1/2 a hour she paid the dentist of it being 40 bits and left but back home she looked into a mirror on that well she wondered why that tooth was smaller than the other's where it was a baby tooth that some how remained where now her final adult tooth where she wondered why her tooth been hurting for the past few days.
Back at the hospital Purple was tossing a ball at a wall where he couldn't find it when it came back where his wife told him he got a red thing stuck on his horn where he couldn't see it where she used her magic and removed it but got him a toy from the gift shop so he can keep himself entertained.
She pulled up a chair and he slid over a bit to sit on the bed where he asked on how she been so far since she left where she sugar coated it saying she's just fine and she surprised kissed him on his snout but she had lunch with pepper and some of the pepper got in his nose.
He got a tissue and sneezed but she asked on how he is where he told her that his head where he wouldn't mind a painkiller but she asked if he remembers who taken Scalpel and Flyer where he asked on who where she went and talked to a doctor who told her that he's fine but is suffering from memory loss but need something to revive the past 11 months where she had a idea.
In Manehattan she had to track down Fore where she was at a Golf Corse at the practice range where Target made her miss where Fore asked on what she wanted where she told her that Purple is suffering from memory loss and needs her help because she knows she and Purple had a special time which resulted in some foals being made.
At the hospital he was able to leave due to he wasn't showing any signs of any injuries but was discharged from the hospital where in the study he just painted but Fore soon entered where Target locked the door from the outside where after a couple of minutes heard smooching sounds where the 2 were making love.
A hour of later Fore came out where she unlocked the door where she told Target that if her and Base ever get a divorce she's moving in and being Mrs Artist like her where Target she went into the room and she closed the door and licked her lips.
Purple was upside down lying on his back but could see his wife smile where he knows what she wants and he thinks only reason she married him is to mate with him well mostly just to breed with him but he wants his wife to be happy and whatever it is she'll be happy when he gives it to her no matter what it is.
She sat on the floor and rubbed his torso but she then got onto him where he asked on what she wants where she told him another foal where after some time she continued to lay on him looking deeply into each other eyes but the 2 kissed.
She asked on if he remembers on the past 11 months where he told her he went to a party in Manehattan, knocked out a stubborn rich pony, he and Fore bred and he felt ashamed on what he did also somepony foalnapped Scalpel and Flyer where she welcomed him back where she doesn't want to spend 11 months bringing him back up to speed.
Sometime later the 2 ate dinner in the study while she and he hatched a plan to get the 2 back but had there foals with them eating dinner in there as well.
In the middle of the night Purple got up where he looked at the time where it's 12:44 AM but didn't know on what his wife where she had some garlic some uncooked garlic makes her fart but he doesn't like it but he prefers not to say anything not do due he's afraid of his wife but somewhat likes it when she toot but doesn't like it but he thinks if he says anything she'll sit on him and eat a lot of uncooked garlic and fart on him where he'll have to bathe in the bathtub for 24 hours straight to get the smell off of him.
He kissed his wife and teleport to Manehattan and walked to Base and Fore's house where he lock picked the front door but found Flyer and Scalpel where she ran to her uncle and tightly hugged him breaking his back he told her to be quiet but whispered on where her brother is where she whispered that he's on the 2nd floor first door on the right where he carefully walked up there.
He opened the door but he was brutalily attacked where on the floor he called out for his deceased mother and deceased sister where Base told him that like always he'll always be a "little bitch" and a baby until he used his hind leg and gave his older brother a charlie horse but kept kicking his baby brother on the ground.
Purple he got up but Base used his wings to hold Purple and head butted him sending him flying into the wall giving Purple a concussion where Base asked on any last words from the baby brother he never wanted where he told his older brother that he can "Go fuck himself" where Purple didn't want to be brought into the world but he won the race where he may not like it but he had a baby brother that wanted to look up to his older brother but always shunted baby brother away.
Purple he only had Blue and adopted mom to look up to where he was a momma's boy and sister best friend where he didn't have a lot of options to look up to where only reason he know how to cook and take care of himself due to he had a sister and mother to teach him where Base always drove his baby brother away.
When Purple was 9 he threaten to runaway but it was adoptive mother, adoptive father and sister who talked to him to make him stay but 14 year old Base told Purple that he hopes that Purple dies painfully and he didn't want to hear that from his family and when 10 year old Purple did run away there mother, father and sister were worried for him and when a police mare found him and bought him back they were worried and asked if he was okay but Base asked on why he isn't dead yet.
Base he doesn't love his brother not even on the inside where Purple he hates his brother but on the inside he loves him a little despite the 2 argue almost all the time and don't really care for each other.
Base picked up a shattered wooden chair leg and was about to kiss his brother painfully but when he kept striking his brother Purple would move to avoid getting hit but wouldn't scream even though he's in pain where he doesn't want to wake Fore where she isn't the type of pony to be disturbed unless if it's a good reason.
She gotten up to get a cup of warm milk where she couldn't sleep but heard fighting where she checked it out and attacked her distraught husband to save her brother in law where she told Base that it was her idea to have a foal and his brother was the best canadite where she would've steal her brother's male reproductive part to mix with her's to have a foal but it's kinda hard to do with a dead stallion who been shot in the stomach and disemboweled for a case he was working on.
Purple while badly injured told her he's sorry for her loss where her brother would've loved to meet Purple Artist but he was a workaholic but friendly but no none-sense pony but Base yelled at his brother to shut up and die like a baby but Fore told him that if he hurts his brother one more time and there through where she'll divorce him and leave him with nothing.
He threw the wooden chair leg down but picked up his baby brother and said to him face to face "Leave Manehattan and never i mean never ever return if you value your life!" he said to his baby brother telling him to leave the city and not to return.
Fore she taken Purple to the hospital for his critical injuries where they put him in a medically induced coma for a couple of weeks where Target she was worried about her husband disappeared where she was about to go to the Ponyville Police Dept for a missing pony but Fore showed up and told Target on what happened.
She stayed by his side a lot even talked to his knocked out body on how much she misses him, his laugh, his smile, his blue eyes , his Southern Accent and the foals asked on where's there father at where she can't give a straight answer and lies saying he's away on a business trip or spending time with his extended family due to there sick or what not.
Make it worse his son who's in pre school at the Ponyville School House where he's friends with a filly and her mother is Purple's boss and he told her to tell his son to tell Purple to get his purple flank back in to the station or he'll be out of a job but Target told her on what happened.
A few weeks later while visiting she placed her head onto his upper torso or his chest where she heard him cough and he told the pony to get there head off of his body where she called for a doctor that he got up by himself but she smooched him that he's up and well he still feels pain in some places like his ribs unknown that some of his ribs are broken and taking there sweet time to heal where he's very healthy but that isn't going to make him heal faster.
The door open where it's his niece where she came to apologize for her behavior and how she acted where he singled her to come over where she hugged her uncle squeezing him apologizing on how she acted where she's being rebellious as a teenager.
She left with her 2nd aunt to go get something to drink where a blue unicorn walked in wearing a business suit where she walked in where she asked Purple if he remembers her where he told her he does where she was his first girlfriend but she and her family moved away for business but he thinks that they just didn't like him.
She told him that her father bought a office for 500000 bits but her father died when she went to collage for business but he doesn't know on how hard it is to be a single mother where he congratulated her on being a mother but she told him to put 2 to 2 together where her 2 foals came from him when the 2 dated and after there 12th date well it was just them 2.
That was back when they were 16 and there both 22 but she dreams about him every night but asked on how he been where he told her that he's married and have a family but has 3 careers 1 in the military, a firefighter and an pony pone in Ponyville where she told him that she thought they 2 would got married and have a life together.
She suggested the 2 get married and once or twice a week he can come and be with her in Manehattan but he told her that his wife would find out sooner or later and Target isn't the mare to mess around with and he doesn't think she would approve polygamy but he can ask her when he sees his wife again.
Outside Target was with Scalpel where the 2 ate lunch where Scalpel told Target she can give her any punishment there is where Target thought of a punishment for her to join the military when she turns 17 in the Spec Ops Division where it's back breaking work but it'll straighten her out.
Scalpel asked for a different one where Target told her that or date a stallion and start mothering foals right off the bat where Scalpel doesn't want to do either where she doesn't want to fight to kill ponies or any other creatures nor well she doesn't know where foals come from where the Equestrian School System teaches math, poneish (like English class), shop, home economy, history, physical education, financial literacy & Geography with shop being for stallions and home economy for mares but can switch if want to (i.e a mare can take shop and a stallion can take home economy).
After lunch they went back to the hospital room and found Purple talking to a blue mare unicorn where she asked if she has the right room where the blue mare told her that she's allowed to see a ex boyfriend where Target she sat in a chair and sung Celestia Bless Equestria which goes "Celestia bless Equestria the country that i love stand with her and lead her throughout the night with the light from the mountains to the plains. Celestia bless Equestria my home sweet home from the mountains to the plains, the oceans clear as the sky." is the song which is a parody of God Bless America.
The mare kissed Purple on the forehead and told him if he wants to earn more bits or what so ever well her office is on Luna Ave and Bluff Blvd on the 12th floor and he should come by and see her if he wants where old friends catching up isn't illegal where if he wants work or wants to catch up on the past well that'll happen.
She just trotted off to go back to work even though she's the CEO where she started her company only 17 and being a mother it's very stressful but relaxes at night and at the office where after sometime where outside Purple cracked his neck and walked over to the office building where in the office he asked the assistant on where the blue mare is where the pegasus stallion lead him to her.
The stallion put down a pen, got up and lead him to the back office where the stallion knocked and said "Ms. Blue Sapphire there's a purple alicorn here to see you." he said to her through the door telling her that somepony is here to see her where she told him to let Purple in.
In the office by the window she was looking down by the Hoofson River (Hudson River) at the Manehattan Naval Yard where she told Purple a few months ago her subdivision of maritime was given a contract to create a new ship for the Equestrian Navy where the new ship is 921 ft overall, beam is 121 ft 2 in, 34 ft wide with 12 19 in/50 caliber cannons, 10 5 in/55 caliber dual purpose side artillery 40 twin 40 mm rapid fire AA guns and a crew of 2789.
He asked on it's name where she told him it's the Canterlot class Battleship where it's 70,532 tons (15,549,425 pounds) and will lead them to victory in the high seas where he told her on that's one of the reasons he loved her as they were teenagers.
She walked with him over to the train station and the 2 gotten a ticket for Ponyville where on the door there was a note saying Target will be back around 2:30 but the 2 still caught up even lovingly where at 2:34 PM the 2 heard the door open where Purple told her that going by Target is impossible.
She asked on how where he told her that Target has both eyes on the front and back door where she's the type of mother to keep the foals out and let them play and if they get hurt well that's there fault and it'll teach them to not to do it again but between 1:30 PM and 3:00 PM there's a radio program called "As Equestria Rotates" and if disturbed then no one will knows what's going on after wards or going to happen.
He's even afraid of his wife if disturbed where if it's not for a good reason then running isn't going to solve it where if the house was on fire or being broken into that's a good reason but having a bad dream or can't sleep that isn't a good reason where one time he kept tossing and turning and it kept getting her up and in retaliate she clocked him.
She snuck out and headed back to her office where she teleport back to Manehattan like nothing but when Purple came down stairs she told him to get out where she needs a little me time so he did and did cloud staring.
She came outside and asked on how he been where he told her that he caught up with his ex girlfriend and not really much where she told him that she has trouble with a group of ponies where it's 1 stallion and a whole bunch of mares and no other stallion where the only stallion reproduces with the mares, his and the mares daughter's and well it's just weird.
She thinks it's going to be another Welsh Siege where last cult she had to fight with others were with a stallion or 2 with mares and there families only to be inbred and it lasted for 97 days where she was only 17 and it wasn't pretty where the foals were executed by there own size.
A week later in Manehattan Blue Sapphire she told her personal assistant that she's going out and if he wants anything where the blue pegasus named "Typist Processor" told her he's fine but she asked again where he asked if she can get him a sandwich doesn't matter what and a root beer soda.
She asked if that's all where she doesn't have any problem getting more where he also asked for an apple pie and that's all he wants so she left the office, took a elevator down and left the office building.
At a restaurant she sat a table where she made a reservation where after waiting Purple Artist sat down across from her where he told her that convincing Target was difficult but he made it where he maybe a few minutes late but she told him to save it she don't care.
He asked on how she been where she told him that life's been good where she rekindled a friendship with her ex, business has been good and life been great but she wishes she could cuddle up with him at night and so where she misses his talking, his accent, his fur, using him as a pillow and so where he told her that he's the same but his wife says the same.
He told her that Target likes his Southern accent, cuddling up to him and so where the 2 caught up more over the pass time they missed but Blue Sapphire she couldn't believe that Purple is married and have foals where she thought that she would've been the ones that Purple would've married and bear his foals but he moved on which wasn't easy for him.
Unknown to everypony else he still has romantic feelings for his ex but he has a feeling that one day that Target will leave him due to when he works at the Ponyville Volunteer Fire Dept he's not home and when he is home he's tired and don't want to spend time with his family but tries without falling over tired.
They spent a couple of hours of getting to catch up and eating where Blue Sapphire even got her personal assistant on what he wants but he paid the bill and he escorted her back to her office and went in with her then escorted her back to her house.
She offered him something to drink if he wants to come in where he politely declined where he needs to get back home where he teleported back to Ponyville where Purple brought a Reuben sandwich for her where she gave him a smooch on the cheek but ate it in bed while he was brushing his teeth before climbing into bed where he kissed Target on the mouth and bed to sleep.
In his dream it was a what if universe on if the 2 got married where he see's a 1140 square foot factory built house he see's Blue Sapphire in a above ground pool on a pool floating device and he see's 2 children play in the pool and 3 more unicorn 2 are fillies and 1 is a colt playing with water guns.
Dream him was happy where he got off a lawn chair where he walked over to the pool and got in where he swim over to Blue Sapphire where he told her that he loves her and gave her a surprise kiss on the mouth
He pulled a prank on her and flipped her over out of the floating pool bed thing where the 2 laughed where the 2 then have a kiss saying that they love each other.
Target punched Purple in his sleep saying that if he's dreaming about another mare then he shouldn't talk about it where he apologized for talking in his sleep but she told him to dream about that he's a tough stallion where he told her that he is a tough stallion where without really trying she knocked him out of bed.
He fell out of bed where she slid over and asked if he's okay where he told her that he's fine where he got back in bed the 2 kissed each other on the mouth, and the 2 cuddled up where Purple whispered into her ear saying that he loves her, she's cute, adorable, lovable, he's the most luckiest stallion in the world to have her in the world and other stuff that he loves her and more.
She just said "Damn right you love me just for talking in your sleep your lucky that i don't make you kiss dead center of my plot." she said that he loves her and so on.
Author's Note
The battleship Purple's ex girlfriend told him about is based on the Montana Class Battleships which didn't exist due to the US Military favored the Essex-Class Carriers over the battleships.
The "Welsh Siege" is a based on of the Waco Siege in the 1990's (1993 to be precise) of the ATF, FBI, Texas Rangers, US Military ,and Alabama National Guard vs Branch Davidians and the cult in the Law and Order Special Victims Unit episode "Charisma"
The radio program is based on "As the World Turns" that ran from April 2nd,1956 to September 17,2010 and my grandmother watched it from 1956-2001 before she passed from old age and she didn't like to be disturbed when her program was on and she watched "As the World Turns" and her kids including my father and her husband my grand father didn't bother her unless if it was an ad which back then they were only 60 seconds/1 minute not 8 minutes
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The Life of Purple Artist
Chapter 9: The Mysterious Pony (a few months after The Ending of the End)
While walking home he and Mrs Artist were were walking home with their newborn foal unicorn son named Artimark (combination of Artist and Marksman) lavender color unicorn (who’s cutie mark in future will be a fan paint brush & shooting target overlapping each other) but they Noticed the candles on in the house where he blew them out when her water broke and teleported to the hospital.
They noticed an earth pony figure where they carefully treated the front door where they opened it but didn’t see a pony so he carefully searched the upper floors but they came empty hooved.
They placed there foal in a crib but went down stairs and stood on their back hooves and danced wrapping their frontal hooves wrapped around each other and kissed. He told her that he still can’t believe that the princesses retired and a book horse took over.
After a few hours they started to get tired so they started to go to bed but he decided to get something to drink before heading to bed but noticed something. He picked it up using his levitation magic and noticed a tag saying “Congrats on the newborn. You could've been with me where we would buck All the time” where he carefully opened it and it’s a present for their newborn.
He climbed into bed and told his wife about a present but it has no “from who” but he heard snoring where his wife was dead asleep where he shook his head left to right but kissed his wife on the head and went to sleep.
2:30 Am while turning over to cuddle with his wife but he fell out of bed where he thought his wife slid closer to the side but he heard typing and writing in another where he walked into their study but he interrupted her where she told him it’s personnel and to keep his beautiful eyes off of it or she’ll secretly divorce him or kill him and make it look like natural causes.
He still walked over to her and kissed her but told her that it’s time for bed and she can work on it when it’s day time also there bed is calling their names. She just said “I swear to Celestia if you pick me up I'm going to buck (kick) you so hard where past generations of your family and future generations of our family will feel it or I'll divorce you and have you sent back to Canterlot and unable to leave the city.” she said to him that if he picks her up she’ll hurt or divorce him.
He used his levitation magic and carried her to their room and kissed her where she mumbled under her breath that she’s going to hurt him badly.
The next day the 2 were to the store while they let their colts and fillies go out and play where there’s no school due to it’s the weekend but had their foal son with them where after some time they returned home using their magic but noticed another or the same earth pony figure on the window so they carefully entered the house but found no pony but decided to put away the groceries but he went to Canterlot for several minutes where he got his adoptive mother to watch her grand foals next week.
Next week in Manehattan they got off the train and peacefully trotted over to Solar Stadium and watched the baseball game from the box seat Purple’s brother or Target’s brother in law got tickets for where it was a fun game where Base gave them a signed baseball for their child but along the way they were on Celestia Ave but they noticed long hair stallions and mares protesting and the MPD (Manehattan Police Dept) coming down Luna Ave.
The Unicorn officers with there clubs being levitated, pegasus officers with there clubs in there wing and earth pony officers with the bottom part of the batons in there mouth and the intersection turned bloody of the police ponies attacking the hippie like ponies who started the confrontation and the police were attacking in self defense. (This is based on the 1968 Chicago DNC Riots or the Battle of Michigan Ave which happened during the same event) but they took the train back to Ponyville.
While walking his mother to the Ponyville train station where she told him to come to the Canterlot hospital where his well actually adopted father suffered a stroke and is dying where he told her he’ll make time in his schedule where it’s hard of being a soldier, delivery pony for the arts and crafts store, husband and father it’s impossible to find the time but he’ll go one day.
Back home after kissing his adoptive mother on the head he galloped home where his wife told him he has a dentist appointment with Minuette in the morning at 10:30 where he told her he knows but he’s going to try go to Canterlot tomorrow of what happened to his adoptive father where his adoptive mother told him that his adoptive father is in the hospital.
She asked what happened to his real parents where he told her that Base always told him that they placed him, his older brother and deceased sister up for adoption due to the fact that he was born where she told him that she’ll find out
Tomorrow in Canterlot in the personnel room in the war dept she got Purple Artist file and was in the executive conference room she scanned over her husband’s file and found his real parents in it but asked her brother for a favor on where’s her actual in-laws are where he let out a big sigh of where he told her that there off the radar.
She asked that ponies never stay under the radar for him where he told her that it’s going to cost her 100 of 12 packs of cider then he went back to the archive room and she went back to the file room and placed his file back but she was excited that she’ll meet her actual in-laws.
In Ponyville in a room Minuette she placed on a face mask and placed a a small mirror in Purple’s mouth where his teeth were in perfect condition no cavities, no rotting gums and so. It was quick but he trotted home for a quick bite to eat but noticed the same earth pony shadow but he teleported in behind the pony but when he got inside of his house the mysterious pony was gone but he ate a daffodil sandwich but went upstairs and found there study and bedroom a mess also there foal’s there rooms were a mess where on whatever Target she’s working on it’s the target.
At 4:30 PM she arrived home instead of a “Welcome home sweetheart/ Welcome home honey.” she got a “Whatever you're working on is putting us all in danger and I’m not planning on putting our family in unnecessary harm’s way and deceased ex wife foal and our foal also my niece and nephew im not going to put them in harms way. Just level with me what in Tartarus is It Honey?” he said and asked on what she’s working on.
She told him it’s top secret only she, her brother, Princess Twilight Sparkle & the higher ups in the War Dept know where he told her on what about there wedding vows that no matter what nothing will be a secret between up so she told him a part of the non classified stuff is that it’s a contingency plan if Equestria was ever surrounded by every country in the world surrounded Equestria by 360 degrees.
He asked more for non confidential info that she could share but she told him it’s highly classified where if in wrong hooves then Equestria will fall where every country in it is listed such as the Dragon lands, Crystal Empire, Zebra land, Hippographs, Yaks and everypony else.
Inside he asked what because if there at war he’s going to be on the frontlines and he’s in the need to know territory but she told him that he’s in the if there’s a war and if they win he’ll be apart of the foal boom of fathering lots of healthy foals.
While sleeping they heard a loud noise where Target checked it out but Purple had a Lavender shotgun where he placed 5 shells into the tube magazine and pumped it allowing the 6th one to go into the chamber.
In the study she found a Pony in a cloak but soon found a light mulberry aura around her neck and she was slammed into a bookshelf where she asked on who in Tartarus she is where the pony told her that her husband does where she got into his mind once and conceived 2 foals.
She asked who she was where the pony slid back her hood on her cloak and saw a light goldish gray unicorn with light purple eyes and moderate rose & pale gold mane and told her she’s on the top most wanted pone in Equestria not believing in the Friendship & Harmony.
She told Target that she’s coming with her where she tried her best to call for Purple Artist but she finally knocked Target out and teleported back to the Fort in the Frozen North.
She came back leaving a note for Purple Artist that his wife is captured and if wants her back he needs to come alone . He did go alone after getting his mother where outside of the Ft he asked on who in the world lives in a frozen wasteland but called out for the unicorn mare too talk.
Her demands were for the Equestrian gov’t to surrender and make King Sombra the new ruler and he gives in to her demands on what she wants.
His demand was to release his wife and leave him alone where what happened was a mistake where she wanted to manipulate him more and more where once was a bad time.
She told him it’s her demand or his wife will die where he told to wait and he'll talk to the princess to surrender.
In Canterlot at the war dept in the executive conference room Sgt Green told him he’s out of his mind where Equestria was built on Friendship and Harmony and what he’s talking about is treason he told the higher ops that sending in a strike team to stop them is a huge mistake where they’ll kill the hostage.
He told his brother in law that they’ll not surrender for a group of lunes but then Princess Twilight she walked in where they all saluted for her but asked on what there at. Purple Artist said “Princess i ran into a group of ponies but they have my wife and they want you to surrender and let King Sombra come back and take over. I propose a false flag idea of you surrendering but there holding a dear one hostage.” he said quickly briefing Twilight Sparkle on what’s going on.
She told him that she’ll send her friends and show them friendship and harmony but he told her that he tried but there not budging their ideologies and believes where his loved one will die if someone isn’t him don’t return or what not.
She ran into a pony that believed everypony should be equal but convinced her after a while to give up but Purple Artist told her that these ponies are armed to the teeth but Sgt Green asked on who’s the hostage where he told her it’s Target she’s captured and there threatening to slice her throat but he got 22 hours remaining.
He told them that he would prefer to go with his false flag operation but a higher up told them no but Twilight Sparkle yelled for them to be quiet where she is the leader where they are facing a stubborn enemy where they don’t want friendship and harmony but she’ll roll with the false flag op and She gave Purple Artist his operation of surrendering Equestria over to King Sombra and went with him to the Frozen north as a prisoner but Spike begged her not to go where she told him that she’ll teleport back if there's any danger to her.
In the frozen north he yelled again where the mare said “Well well well look at this the Princess of Childhood dreams and false beliefs is here with my stallion in purple fur have come here to surrender. Let’s go “princess” the longer we wait the longer Lord King Sombra waits for a long time. Also come on Purple I convinced King Sombra to spare you, your wife and foals to be his personal guards and let yours mines and your wife foals and grand foals and there foals for decades to come to be their personal guards.” she said to the 2 calling Twilight Sparkle a false princess and Purple Artist that the foals he, his wife and her have will be spared from his command (as in the alt timeline in The Cutie Re-mark Part 1).
He told Twilight that this is a load of barnacles where she told him the same but needed to stick to the plan where Friendship and Harmony will prevail. In the Fort it's 17 acres on the inside where she told him that Pegasus soldiers can get in and stop the cannons but he told her that’s a no go where she saw why they had some machine guns like pointed up at the sky where their pegasus would be shot down.
The mare leader escorted him to his wife where she was shivering cold where he told her he’ll bring her home and warm her up but she told him she doesn’t want him to catch a cold where he used his magic and teleported them to their house where he carried her on his back and placed her in bed but didn’t kiss her due to fearing his lips would get stuck on her.
Back at the fort he looked for the princess but accidentally walked into their command center where there was a map of Equestria with circles over the Crystal Empire, Fillydelphia, Manehattan, Baltimare, Seaddle, Canterlot, Dodge Junction, Las Pegasus, Vanhoover, Sire’s Hollow, Seaward Shoals, Trottingham, Salt Lick City, Chicoltgo, Monacolt, Horsolulu, San Franciscolt, Whinnyapolis, and other cities in the far off lands.
He just trotted out like nothing but continued to look for the princess where there were several buildings like a medical station, 1 room schoolhouse, armory, supply room and some others like a barracks. He finally found her where he used his magic and placed the mare and stallion to sleep and told the princess on let’s role and both teleported out and back to Canterlot Castle and walked down to the PSAR or Princess Situational And Readiness Room (like the Situational Room under the White House) where she’s glad to be back held a emergency meeting where it must be a emergency to get the other’s up at 9:30 at night.
Twilight told them that they have a major threat and friendship & harmony won’t solve it, this case where she’s going to EQUSCON 2 where they all looked stunned at her they never been that low before where when it's one then total war will break out and destroy the world.
EQUSCON 5 is Peace all around, EQUSCON 4 is minor disturbance but can be solved with friendship & harmony, EQUSCON 3 is Major disturbance can be solved by friendship & harmony, 2 is disturbance that can’t be solved by friendship and harmony and needs military action and the final one EQUSCON 1 is immediate destruction of the world (look up the DEFCON system that’s what it’s based on for some bit where DEFCON 5 is Normal readiness, 4 is increased intelligence and strengthened security, 3 is air force is ready to mobilized in 15 minutes, 2 Is armed forces is ready to deploy and engage less than 6 hours and 1 is nuclear war is imminent or started.).
Purple Artist used his magic and lowered the projection screen and used his recording magic and placed the map he saw on the table.
Back at the Fort of there planning to attack where to him it seems real.