Levi, the SellSword
Michigan
Previous ChapterNext ChapterCelestia was sitting at here desk working on papers while Twilight was working on a new spell. She was currently trying out small transfiguration from an apple to a brick. It wasn't going so well.
"Come on," Twilight muttered with gritted teeth and shut eyes as her horn glowed in a lavender hue.
*POP!*
Everypony coughed from a bit of smoke that had filled the room. Celestia quickly opened the window to let the horrid cloud out of her room and to get some fresh air in. She was quite used to this from Twilight's lessons by now and hadn't even looked up from her paperwork.
Twilight's eyes slowly but eagerly opens to see, "Oh come on how does that even happen!" She waved her forelegs in the air and then flopped her head on her desk.
"What is it little one?" Celestia dipped her quill in the ink bolt deciding to take a break to check on her pupil. She turn to see, "Oh dear," said a perplexed princess as she saw a big green bullfrog sitting on the table where the apple had been staring off into space with half lidded eyes before blinking slowly once. "I have never known something like this to happen with one so young before. Ah," She tilted her head. "What is it doing?"
The frog hopped once then letting out a loud croak. 'What are you looking at?,' It looked at the pony prince and then stood up and pulled out a stove top hat and a cane from the side of the table. Celestia raised an eyebrow and then, the frog started to sing and dance and the tables edge. Twilight raised her and her bottom jaw hit the floor as did her mentor.

Once the frog belted his last croaked he dropped back down to all four and went back to his half eye lidded gazed with a typical big bullfrog frown on his face. The ponies stared at the frog as he belted out another croak. The princes and Twilight then both shook their heads trying the shake off the entail shock of the experience.
"Um..." Celestia got off her stool and trotted over to the table and pick the frog up in her magic and looked it dead in the eyes.
The frog merely stared back nonchalantly and let out anther croak, 'What are you staring at unipeg?'
"Ah... Twilight, why did you summon this... singing frog?" Celestia looked to her apprentice. "I thought your were studying transfiguration magic today?" Setting the frog gently back on the table.
"I am," Twilight emphasized. "I was trying to turn an apple into a brick. I wasn't even trying to summon anything let alone... that!" she pointed at the frog who was just staring whit another croak. 'So you're why I'm here? '
"Can you send him back?" Twilight leaned closer to the large amphibian. "I don't think singing dancing frog are meant to be here? At least not that kind..."
"I have no idea where you pulled him from Twilight," Celestia shook her head. "Or how you pulled him here. I'm afraid the he is stuck here and I must agree with you about the latter. We can't just set him free. Some pony or creature might try and take advantage of him."
The frog let out a croak, 'Wouldn't be the first time.'
"Perhaps you can take him with you when you go home?" Celestia smiled.
The frog croaked 'Can't be any worse than a martin's zoo.' and the ponies looked at him then turned back to each other
"I don't think so," Twilight shock her head. "Mom is still has a hard time letting Spike in the house when Cadence has to watch him and me. Dragon fire is hard to put out normally but Spike is magical to so its even worse when he burps. I really don't think its a good idea for me to bring a creature in the house I conjured up, let alone one by accident. besides, momma doesn't like frogs. She freaked at dad one time from showing her a treefrog he found by the what hose. She pulled out Ole Rusty." Celestia tilted his head, "That's a really big frypan that momma was given by granny. She says it's better than a sword."
The frog's eyes widened immediately with fear.
"Well, we certainly can't have him threaten with Ole Rusty can we," Celestia turned to the frog. 'To think they still have that frypan!'
The frog croaked with relief, 'Thank you oh large bird horse!'
"We can at least put him in the gardens," Celestia remarked summoning a cardboard box and placing the frog inside the box. "He can hop around and be outside with other animals for the most part. I can't wait to see some of the ponies faces when he sings and dance then doesn't." She held the frog in the box up to her face wit ha smirk. "Something tells me you only sig and dance when you want to..."
The frog gave a nonchalant croak, 'Pretty much...'
"Come Twilight, lets take a break," Celestia said as she levitated Spike into his stroller and the frog to Twilight.
The frog stared at the lavender pony, only giving her the occasional half lidded blink or nonchalant croak.
"I'm gonna call you Michigan," Twilight stated.
The frog croaked again, 'Good cause that's already my name purple horse kid thing.'
"I'll... just take that as a yes..." Twilight levitated the box onto her back and followed her mentor and Spike out to the gardens.
A couple of days later...
Celestia was busy sipping tea and enjoy her afternoon cakes with a good book. Then enters her favorite nephew, by
several generations, Prince Blueblood. He was carrying a box of some sort in his yellow magic and a BIG SHIT EATING GRIN on his muzzle. She rolled her eyes and readied herself to hear his next idea for bringing n more money to the nobles and such.
"Good afternoon Blue," Celestia said with a mock nice tone.
"Auntie you'll never guess what I found!" Blue beamed as he put the box down in front of his aunt.
"What is in the box?" Celestia looked down curiously.
"You'll never believe this but I was walking in the garden early today and than I heard the most magnificent singing. I followed it out to the pond and found this," He pointed at the box as he pulled off the lid to reveal a very nonchalant looking very large bull frog. "I couldn't believe this and had to ask you where you found him I could have one for myself."
The frog looked at Celestia and then to Blueblood then back to Celestia and let out his signature croak. 'Hello large unipeg thing.'
"Hello Michigan, how are you today?" Celestia smiled at the frog.
He croaked, 'I can't complain besides being put in a box, again...'
'Auntie," Blue looked at the duo in disbelief. "You can... understand him when he's croaking?"
"Not at all," Celestia playfully shook her head. "I can only take guesses."
"Then how do you get him to respond like that?" Blue said in shock. "And how did you know his name?"
"He has been living in the garden for a few days now and is technically my students summoned familiar," Celestia explained. "She couldn't keep him at home so we let him stay in the gardens here in the castle. He is a most unusual but yet entertaining little thing. Twilight named him after the first song he sang for us," She looked at bullfrog who merely gave a slow blink. "Michigan," he looked at the princess. "Would you please sing us a little song?"
"Good luck I have Benn trying to get him to sing again since I found him," Blue scoffed.
'Well, sense you asked so nice,' he croaked as he pulled out a top hat and cane. and belted out his song.
And this is when Blue learned, that frog is a dick...
Author's Note
I watched this when I was little and love the frog, who's full name is Michigan J. Frog for those that don't know their Looney Tunes history. He will make an occasional appearance every now and then, especially as the story goes on. I hope you enjoy this piece of cartoon history and gag of a chapter.
Alvasa out:P
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