Birthday Bitch

Pinkie Pie screamed "Happy Birthday Zipporwhill!" There was cake, drinks, streamers, balloons, confetti, gifts and people everywhere. It was a classic Pinkie Pie party! Pinkie Pie gave Zipporwhill a big hug and said "You're nineteen! Just two more years and it will be legal for you to get absolutely fucking smashed and ride a random dude's dick!" Some people chuckled awkwardly while others scowled at her, sex wasn't exactly a traditional subject to bring up at a 19 year old's birthday party.

Zipporwhill rolled her eyes and said "I told you Pinkie, I'm not into guys, I wouldn't even let a girl strap-on fuck me unless I was feeling particularly generous, which I'm not, ever, so fuck you."

Pinkie giggled and said "Well in two years, you can say "fuck you" to me and enjoy a nice cup of cider!" Then winked as she went to go mingle with some of the other party-goers, among the party goers was Scootaloo, Zipporwhill's girlfriend.

Scootaloo walked over and kissed Zipporwhill on the lips before saying "Happy birthday babe"

Zipporwhill did give a little smile, she wasn't totally heartless and she adored Scootaloo, "Thanks honey" she said. Another person at the party was Fluttershy, but she wasn't focused on the food or the drinks, she wasn't enjoying the balloons and confetti, she wasn't even mingling with other people. She was simply staring at Ripley, Zipporwhill's dog and wondering to herself "I wonder if there's a secluded place somewhere that I can get him to fuck me?"