Fluttershy Will Do Anything to Get Off the Stage
Rarity stood patiently as Fluttershy was changing into a sporty outfit she had made for her.
Fluttershy emerged wearing a white tank top and skintight green shorts.
"You look smashing," Rarity said.
Fluttershy blushed with a cute smile.
"Can I see how your rear end looks in them?"
Fluttershy turned around, raised her butt in Rarity's direction, and wiggled it slightly.
"Perfect," Rarity said, patting Fluttershy's butt. Fluttershy giggled at this. "Rainbow Dash looked simply divine in her outfit as well," said Rarity. "In fact..."
"What?"
"I haven't forgotten last time, but it will just be for one night, and Rainbow Dash will be right beside you."
"What will just be for one night?"
"I... may have set up an onstage appearance to show everyone your new outfits?"
Fluttershy was a little nervous. But she remembered what Rarity had said about it, and was sure it wouldn't be as bad at the incident with Photo Finish. "I'll do it," she said.
Rarity gave Fluttershy a hug. "You'll do fine, and besides, Rainbow Dash is sure to make sure the ponies notice her first."
Fluttershy giggled. Rainbow Dash was definitely the type of pony who would do that.
...
That night, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash stood behind the stage, wearing their sports outfits. Fluttershy was still a little nervous but not overly so.
"Ready to impress some ponies?" Rainbow Dash asked. She was wearing a white tank top and skintight black shorts.
"Yes," said Fluttershy, though not sounding entirely certain.
"And now, behold, in brand new divine sports outfits, Ponyville's own Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy!" After she finished speaking into the microphone, Rarity walked backstage. "Your turn."
Rainbow immediately flew onstage. Fluttershy hesitated, until Rarity slapped her butt with her hoof and she walked forward onto the stage.
Rainbow was striking several poses and flying around. Fluttershy stood there looking shy and graceful.
"She looks so pretty in that outfit," said a pony.
"Pretty?" said Rainbow Dash. "I was expecting 'cool' or 'athletic'."
"Not you," said the pony. "Fluttershy!"
The ponies in the audience immediately started making comments about Fluttershy and how they really liked her in this outfit.
"Athletic and graceful at the same time!"
"You make sports look beautiful."
"You look just as good in tight shorts as you do in a dress!"
Fluttershy blushed and turned away from the audience, trying to pretend they weren't there. To try to calm herself down she wiggled her butt slightly. Despite her shyness she loved to shake her butt.
The audience's reaction increased.
"She can even shake her rear end gracefully."
"Your tushie looks really cute in those shorts."
"Hey!" said Rainbow Dash. "Don't forget about MY butt!" She turned around and shook her butt harder than Fluttershy was doing, and slapped it with her hoof.
But the audience's attention was all on Fluttershy. Both mares sighed in dismay.
...
"They didn't even notice me!" said Rainbow Dash. "I mean... no offense, but how could they forget my awesomeness?"
"I wish they noticed you," said Fluttershy. "I don't want to go through all this again."
"Well at least you don't have to stay on for Rarity like you thought you did last time. Besides, it was only one night."
Ms. Harshwhinny came in. "That was amazing," she said. "We'd love to see another show tomorrow night."
Fluttershy let out a nervous squeak.
"I couldn't ask her to do that again," said Rarity. "I told her it was only for one night."
"If they don't, the crowd will be very disappointed."
"All right, I'll do it," said Fluttershy timidly.
Ms. Harshwhinny walked away.
"I'm dreadfully sorry, Fluttershy," said Rarity. "I didn't intend for this to happen again. You can always say no if you want."
"I couldn't," she said. "Hopefully Rainbow Dash can outshine me this time."
"I'll see if I can add a rainbow headband to her," said Rarity, and she walked away.
"If only they could like you more than me," said Fluttershy.
"What if you didn't appear so pretty and graceful?" Rainbow Dash suggested.
Fluttershy knew she was referring to the time she let Twilight make her look unattractive onstage. "That didn't work."
"Only because Rarity convinced them to keep loving you. I have an idea on how to practically guarantee that they won't find you attractive anymore. If you're willing to do it, it might get... unpleasant, to say the least."
"I'll do anything."
...
The following night, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy were on the stage again. The audience was once again cheering for Fluttershy and paying no attention to Rainbow Dash, despite the rainbow headband that Rarity had made for her.
As Fluttershy was shaking her behind for the audience again, she was feeling very uncomfortable. Not just because of all the attention on her, but she had to go to the bathroom. She had drank a lot of soda just before the show, and as if that wasn't enough, she was also feeling a need to fart, having eaten beans and undercooked hay fries before the soda.
When the pressure was intense enough, Fluttershy hesitated. She was about to completely humiliate herself onstage. But if it meant getting everyone's attention off her, and also on Rainbow Dash... She took a deep breath.
PPPPPPFFFFFFFRRRRRRRT!
Fluttershy blushed as the audience laughed at this loud fart. She hadn't counted on them finding it funny. A longer, equally loud, deep-pitched fart made its way out of her as her butt was facing the audience. BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRT!
The audience laughed even more. Fluttershy wasn't sure this had done what was intended, so it was time to take this to the next level. Perhaps her nervousness made this easier than it should have been, but she barely hesitated before she started peeing as hard as she could. The audience stopped laughing and started muttering to each other. As Fluttershy peed in her shorts she let out a few loud farts, each wetter and stinkier than the last.
Rainbow couldn't help chuckling to herself, though trying to hold back her laughter, as her primary intent was to get the audience's attention over Fluttershy, which both she and Fluttershy wanted.
"Oh my," said Rarity as she watched, as she had not been in on the plan.
Fluttershy was blushing with embarrassment and her heart was beating fast at what she was doing, but hoped this would all be worth it in the end. In the middle of peeing she pooped her shorts rather noisily, releasing a very wet and smelly mess. The audience could see a large brown bulge appear on her butt. When she finished peeing, she sighed of relief and let out a sloppy wet fart.
"She can even make going to the bathroom on herself look good!" said a pony.
"Did you see that cute little blush as she wet herself?"
"For such a graceful pony, that girl sure can fart!"
Fluttershy whimpered.
"Oh come on!" said Rainbow Dash.
Rarity came onstage. "You poor dear," she said to Fluttershy. "Allow me to help you clean up." She walked off the stage with the blushing, wet, smelly mare by her side.
Rainbow Dash decided to salvage the situation, not just to outshine Fluttershy in general, but also to take attention off of what she had just done at her suggestion. "If you thought Fluttershy could fart, wait till you hear this!" She turned around and raised her rear end in the air.
PPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRT!
She sighed in relief while the audience laughed as hard as they had with Fluttershy. Rainbow had farted twice as loud as her. She started flying around in some of her favorite patterns, hoping they'd like this more now that they weren't so distracted by Fluttershy. The audience seemed to enjoy it but not quite as much as Fluttershy, it needed something more.
An idea came to mind. Rainbow zipped out at lightning fast speed and returned with a raincloud. She kicked it and stood under it, letting the rain soak her completely. She then trotted around the stage, and said "I'm so sweaty from flying so hard." She did a hair flip, and droplets of water flew from her mane. The audience cheered.
"Nice hair flip, Dashie!"
"You can really sweat in style!"
"Wet shorts are a good look for you."
Rainbow smiled, aimed her arse at the audience, and let out another loud, wet fart. The audience laughed again and Rainbow grinned proudly.
...
Fluttershy sat in the tub, still in her sports outfit, as Rarity washed her with soap.
"I'm so sorry I ruined your outfit," she said.
"It's all right, darling," said Rarity. "It was an accident."
"Actually... it wasn't."
"Come again?"
"I did it on purpose to try to look unattractive for the audience. But it didn't work."
"Oh. Well, it won't take long to make another one, and if they ask you to do it again, I promise I'll talk them down."
Bubbles appeared in the water around Fluttershy as she farted in the tub. She blushed. "Excuse me."
"It's quite all right, Fluttershy," said Rarity. "I could never be disgusted at you." She sniffed and recoiled slightly. "Even if you breaking wind smells... rather foul."
Fluttershy's face grew redder but she smiled slightly.
As Rarity was in the middle of scrubbing Fluttershy's butt, which they both really enjoyed despite the poop stain on Fluttershy's shorts, Rainbow Dash flew in, soaking wet.
"I'm so sorry it didn't work, Dashie," said Fluttershy.
"I'm sorry you had to go through that for nothing," said Rainbow Dash. "But I was able to win them over. I farted onstage louder than you did, they really liked that, and then I made it rain on myself and pretended like it was sweat from flying, and did a hair flip. They loved it and I think they'll forget about you."
"Thanks, Dashie," said Fluttershy.
"Any time."
Ms. Harshwhinny arrived. "Rainbow Dash, they want you to put on a big show tomorrow night with a great deal of flying moves. If you don't think you'll sweat a lot, soak yourself in whatever way you see fit and do a hair flip. And when it's over, drink something with fart powder in it and fart for the audience as loud as you can. If at any point you have to go to the bathroom, some of them are interested to see what you'd look like wetting yourself. And wear that outfit, of course."
Rainbow smiled. "Make the drink cider and you've got a deal!"
"And Fluttershy," said Ms. Harshwhinny.
Fluttershy was so nervous she peed again. "Yes?"
"They didn't ask for you to go with her. It appears they lost interest in you."
"That's all right." Fluttershy was so relieved to hear this.