Author's Note

This is intended to be the only chapter of this fic. It's plain out ass worship. I planned on making it an anal vore pony fic but decided that it would be more fun as it is. Lemme know what you think and I might expand on this particular fetish of Twilight's to include her friends.

The Only Chapter

Twilight had a secret. She liked butts. Big butts, little butts, firm butt, doughy butts. It didn’t matter to her, she simply liked butts. Her absolute favorite butt, however, was that of her mentor. Princess Celestia had the biggest butt in all of Equestria. She used to think that was a problem. She’d always loved butts, even when she was smaller. She’d take any opportunity she could to be close to a butt. Especially Celestia’s. As she grew older and started developing and gaining maturity, she decided it wasn’t a problem. It was simply a fetish.

A fetish she could have fun with. Upon moving to Ponyville and making all of her wonderful friends, she shared her fetish with them. Rarity was disgusted, but it was a strained disgust. Like she didn’t really feel that way, she was just putting on an act for the ponies around her. Fluttershy was surprised and hid behind her mane for the duration of the conversation, but she didn’t leave. In fact, every time the conversation drifted towards types of butts, her ears pricked up. Applejack remained silent, ever impossible to read. She was either intrigued or concerned. Rainbow Dash outwardly acted like she didn’t care, but the very moment Twilight mentioned she liked tight butts, Rainbow’s wings were straight and stiff. Pinkie Pie… Pinkie Pie immediately flew into questions about who’s butt Twilight liked the best.

Was it Rainbow’s? While Rainbow’s butt was pert and firm and Twilight would have loved to rest her head on that firm ass, no.

Was it Fluttershy’s? Fluttershy was far too skittish to make that sort of advancement on, but she did have a lovely butt.

Was it Rarity’s? Rarity has a perfect butt. Round and supple, and just the perfect amount of fat and firm. Not too plush but not to muscled.

Was it Applejack’s? Applejack had the sort of butt that any stallion would dream of. Firm and strong. A work horse’s ass.

Was it Pinkie Pie’s? Plush and squishy, Pinkie’s ass had been on her face more times than she cared to count and she’d found out first hoof that Pinkie’s ass tasted like marshmallows, but no.

The questions went on until Twilight grew somewhat tired of explaining why the butts she was asked about weren’t her favorites. She revealed it just slightly louder than intended.

“I love Celestia’s ass!” She shouted and the mares in the room went quiet. That silence was broken soon after by a thunk. Fluttershy had fainted.

Many ponies worshiped the ground Celestia walked on, like she was a Goddess made flesh. She had guards around her constantly. Ponies who would bend over backwards to clean her shoes. She even had ponies who personally saw to it that her throne was polished and shining. It was a near certainty she’d also had ponies confess that they loved her rear. Rarity broke the silence following Fluttershy’s faint.

“What about Celestia’s… posterior… do you love, Twilight?” she asked and Twilight stared at the table for a moment before sucking in a deep breath and letting out slowly.

“The size… the shape… the smell… the way it moves when she’s walking…”

“The smell?” Rarity asked, pausing for a moment.

“As her student, I did many an awkward thing. One such thing being walking muzzle first into her rear.” She said and Rarity nodded slowly, her face one of understanding. She’d done the same when she was younger, walking face first into her own mother’s rump when she was deeply engrossed in a fashion magazine. “I just don’t have the courage to tell her…”

“Maybe you should just show her.” Rainbow Dash said and all eyes turned to her. “I’m not super experienced in the love department, only having flings from time to time, but everything I’ve ever heard and seen has been about being up front with the pony you have feelings for.”

“But I don’t have feelings for her. I have feelings for her ass.”

“The pony’s part you have feelings for then. Just… I dunno, go up to her when she’s alone or something and kiss her straight on the ass.” Rainbow said and everypony around the table started voicing why that was a bad idea. She has guards. She’s a public figure. She’s never alone. She may be busy. All Twilight could think was… would it be that easy? Could it really be all she had to do was go up and just… kiss the ass?

Her mind started spinning, multiple scenarios coming to her head.

Scenario One)

“Hello Princess Celestia. I need to tell you something.”

“Go ahead Twilight. I am always happy to hear what you have to say.”

“I’m in love with your ass.”

“What? How crude. Get out, and do not come back.”

Scenario Two)

“Hello Princess. Can I tell you a secret?”

“Of course Twilight. I love a bit of gossip.”

“I love your ass.”

“My… ass? Well then, why don’t you get more acquainted with it.”

Scenario Three)

“Hello Celestia’s ass. How I do love you.”

“Twilight!? What are you doing back there?”

Every scenario Twilight thought up was either beneficial to her or very, very bad. Sucking in a breath, Twilight stood up.

“I’m going to talk to her.” She said before teleporting away. None of her friends were able to stop her. She’d done this particular teleport many times in the past, mostly to strengthen her own magical power. This time was for a more personal reason. Teleporting straight into Celestia’s bedroom, she stopped and looked around.

“Twilight? It’s always a pleasure to see you, but why are you here?” The voice of a goddess, as always. Twilight looked towards the bed and there she was. There it was. Celestia was fixing the sheets on her bed herself, stretched out over the large mattress. Her ass was the only thing hanging off of the bed and her tail was, for the first time ever in Twilight’s memory, tied up into a neat and tidy little bun.

“I… had a reason… and a plan… but I can’t remember now…” Twilight said and Celestia stared at her for a moment.

“Well, I will go back to finishing my bed and let you think about it. When you remember, simply call my name, and get my attention. I’ll be ready to listen.” Celestia said as she turned back to her task. She wasn’t using magic to fix her sheets. She was using her hooves. Her maids would be doing the same thing. Her ass stared at Twilight, as if encouraging her to simply act. Time seemed to slow down for her as she tried to gather her thoughts.

Many paths opened before her.

She could approach, tap Celestia on the flank and tell her how she felt. Perhaps the Princess would be understanding, maybe even giggle about it.

She could clear her throat, which may simply get Celestia to look over at her and she could tell her mentor’s ass how she felt while still feeling like she was telling Celestia herself how she felt about the monarch’s ass.

She could simply dive in, plant a few dozen kisses on that plump ponut and enjoy it until Celestia cast her out forever.

Swallowing hard, she decided on a course of action. Celestia’s ear pricked towards her as she walked forward. She didn’t say anything as she sat directly behind Celestia and gripped the Princess’s rear in her hooves. As if driven by some unknown force, Twilight leaned forward and kissed Celestia’s ponut directly in the center. “I love you.” She said and she heard Celestia giggle. That wasn’t a giggle of disgust or confusion. That was a giggle of understanding. And mischief.

It took exactly twenty seconds for Twilight to realize she’d triggered “Mischievous Celestia”. A side of her mentor Twilight only saw rarely when she was younger, Mischievous Celestia was far more fun. Princess Celestia was all about royal duties and keeping decent in the public eye. Mischievous Celestia used to go rolling in the mud with her student. Or dropping banana cream pies from the upper story windows onto the heads of nobility. Or pestering guards until they sneezed or chased them off.

Twilight realized she’d triggered that part of Celestia when she could no longer move. Her hooves were frozen and she couldn’t move much farther away from the glorious white ponut than an inch. “Oh? You love my ass do you? Well, perhaps you should get better acquainted.” She heard from her mentor before her muzzle was pressed firmly against the plump donut of white pony flesh. “Shall I tell you about my morning routines, dear one? Or would you like to find out yourself?” Celestia only ever called a pony dear one if she was teasing them. Or preparing to punish them.

Twilight tried to answer but her muzzle was stuffed against the plump pony princess ponut that just moving made the lips spread around her muzzle just slightly. Enough that her muzzle slipped in. She expected to be assaulted with the smells one typically associates with an ass. She was wrong. The inside of Celestia’s ass smelled like peaches. Freshly picked and then immediately cut peaches. She closed her eyes and immediately set to licking. She didn’t care how “gross” this was to some ponies. This ass was the ass of a goddess. Clean and pure, not a speck of filth anywhere.

Twilight enjoyed herself. Tasting, licking, kissing. Doing everything she possibly could to that perfect ponut. She didn’t much care if she never came out of it. She wanted to go farther in, get a better taste, but she didn’t dare. It might hurt her teacher and she didn’t want to hurt the ass. She wanted to love it.

The next day, Celestia was in court with many a noble. The usual silence was absent. Broken by constant sounds.

“Slurp. Slorp. Sllip. Smack.”

“Don’t mind that. What was it you wished to see me about?” Celestia asked, a blush adorning her features.