Trixie finally finds an appreciative audience for her mentalist act...in a poultry plant on Earth. But behind the scenes, she discovers a game of life and death where she almost always loses.

For Admiral Biscuit's Not-A-Contest about ponies working on Earth.

A free-standing story. (You don't have to read anything else first.)

Admiral Biscuit seems to have inspired a lot of fimfiction authors, like some kind of muse. Biscuit also authorized this story as an unofficial sequel to "Trixie Kicks a Bigot," in case anyone really cares about such details.

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Image source: a show screencap at https://derpibooru.org/images/2443111

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Carlos S. has (finally) given me permission to acknowledge (and thank them here for) their helpful prereader feedback on this story.
With this one long description edit, I think now every prereader who has ever preread a fimfic for me is acknowledged on each and every fimfic they preread.