Varynx wasn't always a soldier, he was once a comedian too, in some ways he still is.

The Changeling Queendom has signaled its intent to invade the Deer to bring them into the Hegemony, Soldat Varynx of the 7th Panzer Division is a soldier on the invading side. War is a horrible business, and Varynx is a business Changeling, only he has a gun and a crappy salary.

It all started with a train ride.

(Pending rewrite)

Entry for the 4th 2021 Equestria at War Write-Off