Twilight Sparkle was sitting in a nice and comfy couch with the love of her life, Sunset Shimmer, as they were watching a Wild West movie. As they watched, the movie got to a scene where the main protagonist went into a saloon where they saw this one guy past out on the ground surrounded by 20 bottles of whiskey.
"How can someone drink that much," Twilight said. "Shouldn't they like have alcohol poisoning by this point?"
"Well Twi, you know how these wild west movies are, it's just not complete without a scene with a person passed out drunk," Sunset said.
"Yeah, I know, but, who in this world could ever drink that much," Twilight said. "I bet if I drank that much, I would be diagnosed with alcohol poisoning by that point."
As soon as Twilight said that, an idea sparked inside Sunset's head, as she started growing a sheepish grin on her face.
"Uhh, Sunset, why do you look like something grand is about to happen," Twilight said with a confused look on her face.
"Let';s have a little dare," Sunset said as she started to get out 100 shot glasses out on the table. "I challenge you to see who can drink the most shots the longest without passing out The winner of the challenge get's $150 dollars."
"Oh, you and I, drinking all this, ok," Twilight said shyly.
"What's wrong, don't tell me you're chickening out," Sunset said.
"No, it's not that, it's just that I've never drank alcohol before," Twilight said truthfully. "What if we start going all out right away?"
Oh, don't worry, we'll start out slowly, We'll both drink our first shots, and the we'll wait for 10 minutes before drinking the next shot," Sunset said. Oh, btw, we need to record this on my phone."
"Why," Twilight asked.
"So when we wake up tomorrow, we can see who passed out first," Sunset said.
"Oh, ok." Twilight said. "So, should we start now."
"Yes, oh this is going to be so great, I can't wait to watch the footage tomorrow," Sunset said as both she and Twilight picked up their first shots."
"Alright, 3...2...1, down the hatch," Sunset said as they both downed their first shots.
"Mmm, this tastes...really good," Twilight said. Tastes like a lemon lime sports drink, well with a little bitterness."
"Well, other than a little bitterness, I feel perfectly fine." Sunset said.
(1 shot)
"Hey, Sunset, is it getting a little hot in here or is that just me," Twilight said as her head started to warm up a little. My head feels a little fuzzy."
"Oh, don't worry, that's normal after two shots," Sunset assures her.
(1 shot)
Twilight was sitting there trying to hold her shot right, but she could see that she was wobbling a little and her head started spinning.
"Hey Sunset, I think I may be a little tipsy, my head feeling a little funny and now I'm starting to see three of you," Twilight murmured.
"Well, I'm doing quite fine right now just let me get something to wash my hands, just don't drink anymore until I get back," Sunset said as she walked into the kitchen to wash her hands and get an orange to eat since her stomach was growling.
As she was getting her orange, she heard a bang in the other room, she then hurried back to see what was going on.
"Hey Twi, are yo..." Sunset was trying to say before she saw that Twilight had drunken two more shots, now it was obvious that Twilight was from a little tipsy to completely drunk.
"Sunnnnny-pie, I dropped my *hic* my cup, and now there's gl-g-glass averywhar," Twilight said as she was wobbling back and forth with an empty shot-cup in her hand.
"Hey, you don't get to drink two shots while my back is turned," Sunset said, a little tipsy herself.
"W-We-Well Ms. Showoff, I-I didn't wan *hic* want ya ta take ma victory...I sound like a *hic* cowgirl," Twilight said as she drunkenly giggled.
"Well, two can play at that game," Sunset said as she drank two more shots as Twilight drank two more.
After this, both girlfriends were now completely intoxicated.
"H-Hey, Sanset, y-y-you wanna hear the *hic* funniest j-joke eva," Twilight said.
"Y-Yeeeeeaaaahh, wat is it," Sunset said, now completely drunk out of her mind.
"W," Twilight said, it was silent for five seconds before both of them started laughing hysterically.
"You right, that *hic* is very f-funny, but not as funny as...Q," Sunset said as they both now laughed even harder this time.
(2 shots later)
"I AM TH-THE *hic* MATH QUEEN, QUEEN OF ALL *hic* THINGS MATHEMATIC!" Twilight shouted looking like some kind of action hero.
"Yeeesss, all mere mortals m-must quiver before *hic* before her mathematical greatest," Sunset said with a jolly grin and flustered cheeks on her face.
Twilight then picked up the phone and said, "This i-is for all ya *hic* school students out there, tell Ms. Abacus Ci-C-Cinch that she can go fuck off!"
This made Sunset start giggling.
(4 shots later)
Twilight was starting to cry at the top of her lungs now.
"Hey, w-what's wr-wrong, honey-bun," Sunset said.
"Your goldfish is drowning," Twilight said as she saw a goldfish swimming in a glass bowl.
"N-no, the fish is swimming, th-that's *hic* what those little fuckers are supposed to do," Sunset said as Twilight drank another shot.
(4 shots later)
Twilight and Sunset were next seen drunkenly singing, "Why can't we be friends," at the top of their lungs.
(3 shots later)
"Su-Sunset, I jus gotta *hic* tell ya, t-that you're the bestest fr-friend I could eva have fo a bestest f-fwiend," Twilight said sobbing. "I-I luv ya so much you son of a bitch."
"An I luv y-y-*hic*you to, T-Twi," Sunset said.
(3 shots later)
"H-Hey Sunny-pie, I think A'm a *hic* alien," Twilight said.
"Wha do you sa-say that Twi," Sunset said.
"My sk-skin is turning green, so I mus be a-an alien," Twilight said.
"I th-think I'm about to g-give alien bi-birth," Twilight said as she vomited all over the floor.
"I-I hav given birth t-to a goopy little a-alien b-*hic*boy. IT'S H-HERO T-T-TIME!" Twilight blurted out as she fell into her chair.
(5 shots later)
"WHEEEEE!" Twilight shouted as she was running at full speed all the while flapping her arms like a bird, that was until she slammed into a wall.
"H-hey, heeeeey, hey, you better watch where your *hic* goin mista, before I sic my badass sexy girlfriend on yer ass, right Sunset," Twilight said to the evil wall as she looked at Sunset, who had finally passed out.
"YAYYY, I WIIIIINNNN, VICTORY IS...is...is...(snore)," Twilight said as she finally passed out from the Whiskey's effects.
What the two didn't know is that the phone was still recording as they slept off the Alcohol.
