You Thought It Was Sombra Trying To Take Over The Chrystal Empire, But No, It Was I, DIO!!!
Twilight and Spike were defeated, Sombra had won. He had successfully trapped them in a cage made purely out of crystal. Dark crystals because he was evil. Twilight glared at Sombra through her prison.
"You're not going to get away with this Sombra! My friends will stop you, the power of friendship will help me break through these shackles and send you back to the depths you came." Twilight said her eyes locked onto the dark king.
"Oh really? How will the power of friendship withstand STANDO POWAHH!!!!" Sombra threw his head back and cackled, Spike looked at the king confused.
"Stando... Powah?" Spike raised a confused eyebrow. "The Hell is that?"
"Spike! Language!" Twilight snapped at Spike, before turning back to Sombra.
"Hell isn't a swear, it's a place, I should know I've been there." Sombra seethed as he walked around the two like a shark circling with it's prey.
"In any case what is stand power?" Twilight asked Sombra, the dark king let out a dark chuckle because he was so EVIL! The chuckle became a cackle, Sombra grinned ear to ear.
"Why let me show you." Sombra said his voice becoming a British accent. Sombra's face morphed into that of DIO's and his body began to change. His hooves turning into hands and feet, his dark and wavy hair becoming yellow, his eyes turning from red to yellow. DIO stood there at his full height, one that dwarfed the princesses.
Then DIO struck a pose, purple letters from a language that Twilight nor Spike recognize appeared next to him. Music started blasting from everywhere as DIO began to laugh. DIO summoned his stand, not that Twilight or Spike could see.
"STANDO POWAH!!!!!!!!!" DIO shouted dramatically, his voice somehow louder than the music that was blasting. His voice was no longer British, more Japanese or Neighponese in the Twilight's case. Spike yelped at the sight of Lord DIO, Spike backing up into the corner of the crystal cage that was dark because DIO was so goddamn evil.
"How?! What?! When?! WHY?!" Twilight's tiny little brain could not understand the absolute power of STANDO POWAH!!! DIO crossed his arms as a yellow aura appeared around him, making him float in the air.
"How you ask? Well, when I was slain by the hands of Kujo Jotaro, I was sent to Hell. I met my allies and they decided to help me escape, I talked to Satan who was actually an old vegan teacher. Me and my allies beat her until she gave me another chance, I was reincarnated as a young Unicorn with Royal Prowess in a world I was not familiar with. I decided if I can't rule my world, then I can rule this one! So I started on my conquest, starting with the Crystal Empire, enslaving it's inhabitants and forcing them to work for me, as their king. KIND DIO!!!!!" DIO cackled, scratching the sides of his head making blood appear, as the blood oozed out of the wound it was quickly recovered via DIO's vampiric abilities.
"How did you regenerate that?! How are you floating?!" Twilight asked the Vampire, he just looked down at her with a grin.
"That's just my vampire abilities, able to regenerate any sort of damage because I ingested Joseph Joestar's blood. Making me one step closer to Over Heaven!" DIO said veins appearing on his forehead due to his movement. One single movement and his veins pop out. "As for how I'm floating it's all because of my... STANDO POWAHHHH!!!!!!!" DIO cried out, making Spike and Twilight cover their ears due to the volume of the British/Japanese Vampire.
"Not to mention with my stand I can-" DIO was cut off as somepony kicked down the door, he looked towards the noise and saw Twilight's friends.
"Your reign of terror ends now Som...Bra..." Rainbow Dash's words fell short from the look that DIO gave her. It was one of pure unadulterated rage, not to mention his body. Rainbow Dash quickly turned red as she looked down at his... area.
"Twilight, who is this... This... This monkey?" Rarity said pointing at DIO.
"I am no mere monkey you foolish pony, for I am DIO!!! And with the power of my stand I can halt time itself!" DIO laughed before realizing what he said. "In hindsight I probably shouldn't have said that for you all know my power. No matter I'll just kill you all before you spill my secrets."
"Wait, can you give us a second?" Rarity asked the British/Japanese Vampire King, DIO raised an eyebrow.
"And why would I do that?" DIO crossed his arms, Rarity started to sweat. "Well?"
"I.. Uh... Buck you! Diamond Splash!" Rarity fired off a spell that formed Diamond rocks, those Diamond Rocks were sent DIO's way. He frowned.
"You remind me of Kakyoin," DIO muttered under his breath, he inhaled. "ZAWARUDO!!!!!!" A pulse of a certain color quickly covered the entire area in it. Time has stopped, DIO smirked he took a step forward. DIO could only stop time for nine seconds but he sure as hell took his sweet ass time to reach Rarity. DIO looked at Rarity's panicked face and summoned is stand, The World or should I say, ZAWARUDO!!!!! DIO then ordered The World to punch Rarity. The World pulled back a fist and struck the marshmallow mare in the face, DIO then walked back to his spot and crossed his arms. Time then continued and Rarity was sent flying through a window and fell from the castle.
"Rarity!" Rainbow Dash swooped in after her as DIO began to laugh.
"Hehehehe... HEHEHEHEHE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS STANDO POWAH!!!! Do you realize everything you're doing is useless, useless, useless, useless, useless, USELES!!!" DIO cried out throwing his head back and laughed maniacally. Twilight growled at DIO.
"You'll pay for this!" Twilight said ramming herself into the cage, attempting to bust through. DIO laughed at her expense.
"No Human, no Pony, and no Dragon, can't stop DIO!!! HA- Do you smell something burning?" DIO asked the purple Unicorn, DIO sniffed the air and looked back at himself. He turned to Pinkie Pie who took down the curtains.
"Sorry, it's too dark in hear, I couldn't see you!" Pinkie Pie held a hoof to her mouth and giggle, DIO went to his knees as his skin began to burn.
"NOOOO!!!! I CAN'T DIE!!! I'M DIO!!! KOOONNNOOO DIIOOO DDAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" DIO then turns to dust, everyone was silent. Not believing they had one so easily.
"Ash to ash, dust to dust." Spike said with a grin, but in the distance they heard something very faint.
"Wrrrryyy!"
Author's Note
Haha kill me! :D
