Inspection Day

by blacwido

Rating: mature
Tags: Profanity, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Porn, Comedy, Royal Guard, Sex
Length: 3737

It’s inspection day for Celestia’s Royal Guard, and the traditional inspection method from a mare Royal Guard Commander is taken into effect. Leaving a new recruit named Cloud Runner completely shocked as he experiences said method.

Cloud Runner has passed Royal Guard training. And he has been appointed to both guard the top left of the tower, and guard the princess as she walks around canterlot and ponyville. His first inspection day comes by, and he lines up with the rest of his fellow guards waiting for inspection day to commence. One of the commanders of the Royal Guard comes out as she profiles everyone one by one. Cloud Runner’s mouth is agape, as the following inspection’s the mare does are panned out.

Contains: Humiliation/ ball worship and licking/ casual and non-casual rutting/ fellatio, and absolutely hilarious moments.

Trigger warning: some parts may be painful for male readers to read.

Credit for the picture goes to pirill on derpibooru. https://derpibooru.org/images/1860737

Published 2021-03-18 02:50:00 UTC
Last updated 2021-03-18 02:50:00 UTC

The Inspection

Cloud Runner stood proudly on the top left tower of the canterlot castle, doing his job making sure no pony tries to get sneaky and climb over the castle in the middle of the night. He had passed royal guard training a couple days ago and already he’s had to deal with situations. Mainly unicorns who would try to use magic to teleport to the other side of the wall, only for him to spot them and call a squad of guards to escort them back out.

The castle was given a spell wall during the nights to block any magic from passing through, almost any magic. Unfortunately some very gifted unicorns with powerful magic are able to bypass the magical wall at times and go through it. It’s a real shame they have that talent and don’t use it for good like working a tough construction job, or even trying out for the Unicorn Royal guard. We could use their talents to make the castle a safer place.

But instead they’d rather use it for a bad purpose, like teleporting into the castle and trying to steal the rare artifacts within the display rooms. It’s insane what an opportunity to have tons of bits can do to some pony.

As he stood at his post he was suddenly called by a Royal Guard below the tower staring up at him. “Cloud Runner, today’s your inspection. Go to the parade square while I take your position until you get back.” the guard said to him in a tone loud enough so Cloud Runner could hear him.

Inspection day huh, this will be his first time going to one. He was expecting it to be his time eventually, as every pony of the royal guard goes through one. He walked his way down, nodding to the guard as they walked up the steps to the tower.

He made it to the parade square and saw a line of Royal Guards standing on a white line that was on the ground. It stretched as long as the podium that was in front of it, where a Royal Guard Commander stood. She looked at Cloud Runner as he stood there looking at her but not moving, the mare then gave Cloud Runner a “You better move before I make you move.” kind of stare.

Cloud Runner getting the hint quickly joined the line of other Royal Guards, staring forward as they were, looking at the Commander in the eyes as she began to speak.

“YOU WILL ALL BE GOING THROUGH THE SAME THING DURING THIS INSPECTION, THAT DOESN’T MEAN IT IS GOING TO BE EASY HOWEVER. AM I CLEAR ON THIS?!” she asked yelling even though she was only 5 feet away from them.

“YES MAA’M.” all the guards said including Cloud Runner, who said it out of pure habit. He had to answer the same way during his training at the academy.

“WE WILL START BY INSPECTING YOUR HELMETS AND ARMOR. IF YOU HAVE NOT PUT THE ARMOR ON CORRECTLY IN ANY WAY, YOU WON’T HEAR THE END OF IT.” she then got down from the podium and walked back and fourth, looking at every guards armor thoroughly for any mistakes.

Cloud Runner’s heart dropped as he saw the Commander walking towards him, with a face telling him she was ready to go nuts. Thankfully he wasn’t the one that was in trouble, he listened over to his left as the Commander began to scream at the guard next to him.

“Are you honestly going to tell me that you went to inspection day, WITH ONE BUCKING FOOTWEAR MISSING?!” she yelled and the stallion guard backed away slightly as her sudden vocal change startled him. “DON’T MOVE OUT OF FORMATION!!!!” she yelled as he quickly walked back into position, despite her yelling making him go half deaf.

“I- I’m sorry Ma’am I was just in a hurry and forgot inspection day was today.” he tried to explain as she gave him the most angry stare Cloud Runner has ever seen.

“IN A HURRY, HAHAHA IN A HURRY! YOU CAN’T BLAME TIME ON YOUR CLUMSINESS.” she shouted in his face, her voice almost cracking as she trotted a few steps backward. “BECAUSE THIS GUARD COULDN’T DO A SIMPLE TASK SUCH AS MAKING SURE HE HAD ALL HIS FORMAL WEAR EQUIPPED, YOU WILL ALL BE PUNISHED!” she shouted looking at all of them with a stern expression.

Most of the guards including Cloud Runner began to sigh in rythem, looking at the guard who got them into this predicament with hate. Said guard looked the other direction with an embarrassed look on his face.

“QUIET ALL OF YOU, AND I DIDN’T SAY LOOK AWAY FROM ME!!” she instructed and all the guards looked back at her, bringing back their stoic facial expressions they were taught back in the academy.

“BECAUSE THIS IS ALL OF YOUR FIRST INSPECTIONS, I WILL HAVE TO TEACH YOU ABOUT THE PUNISHMENT I AM GOING TO PUT ON ALL OF YOU.” she spoke looking at every guard growling.

This made all of the guards shake with fear, Cloud Runner trying his best to not seem nervous as she spoke again.

“THIS WON’T JUST BE A PUNISHMENT HOWEVER, THIS WILL ALSO BE APART OF ONE OF THE TESTS FOR THIS INSPECTION.”

Cloud Runner questioned what she meant by that in his head. And from the quick looks every guard gave to each other, so were they. She finally spoke again after stomping her hoof to get everypony’s attention again.

“I WILL BE PERFORMING FELLATIO ON ALL OF YOU ONE AT A TIME, FOR 1 MINUTE.” she spoke while tapping her hoof on the ground 2 more times.

Fellatio? She would have to give every guard here a blow job to perform fellatio! This made every guard smile at the idea as soon as she finished talking, the Commander was quite the looker despite being quite loud and aggressive. She had a beautiful pink mane, and a light pink coat with blue eyes. Cloud Runner and the rest of the guards continued smiling as they started to like the idea more.

“GET RID OF THOSE DAMN SMILES YOU BUCKING BRUTES, OR I’LL HAVE THE OLD MAID PERFORM FELLATIO ON YOU INSTEAD.”

This made every guard stop smiling instantly as horrible images started to form in their heads. Cloud Runner wouldn’t be able to live with himself if his first blowjob was from a 78 year old mare, with teeth so incredibly yellow and the absolute worst case.... of yuck mouth.

“AS I SAID EARLIER I WILL BE DOING THIS TO ALL OF YOU, HOWEVER YOU WILL BE TASKED IN KEEPING YOUR MOUTH SHUT THE WHOLE TIME. IF I HEAR YOU GROAN ONCE YOU WILL ALL BE DOING 300 HOOF UPS.” the Commander states saying the last part with a mischievous tone, she then looked at all of the guards while smiling to see their reactions.

Every guard except for Cloud Runner and a couple others pulled scared expressions as they heard those last few words come out. Cloud Runner felt a little confident in himself. Sure he hasn’t had sex with a mare yet, but he’s hoofed himself off many times so he should ace this punishment/test.

“THIS TEST IS TO SEE HOW GREAT YOU ARE AT KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE DURING CERTAIN DISTRACTIONS, WHILE ON DUTY AND IN PUBLIC YOU ARE EXPECTED TO KEEP THE SAME STOIC FACE AT ALL TIMES. NOW ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?!”

One guard in the line near the right tried to speak, only to be cut off by the Commander. “TOO DAMN BAD, LET US BEGIN.” she said immediately starting with the left side of the line, she went behind first guard and began licking his balls to draw his member out of his sheath. But before she could do so the guard instantly grunted even though she only licked his balls 4 times. “HOW BUCKING PATHETIC, 300 THIS INSTANT.”

The guard did as he was instructed as he knelt down to the floor and began doing the hoof ups, moments went by and he started sweating already as he was on his 32nd one. The Commander looked at him with disgust as she stood there in front of him.

“WHO PASSED YOU THROUGH ROYAL GUARD TRAINING, YOU COULDN’T SATISFY A MARE FULLY WITH THAT KIND OF STAMINA.” She started to laugh hardly wiping the tears from her eyes. “LAUGH WITH ME.” she pointed to one of the guards next to him. The guard started to laugh, attempting to do small chuckles to spare the poor guards feelings.

“LOUDER.” she said as she then went to the next guard. The guard started laughing louder as he looked over to see the guard doing hoof ups, the poor guard had tears in his eyes. Both because he was on his 85th hoof up, and because he felt his pride slowly slipping away.

Minutes went by and she had just tested 3 stallions, 2 of them passing while 1 failing, Cloud Runner was almost next as she saw the Commander walk to the guard standing next to him.

“My my look at what you have in store.” the Commander says softly as she stares at the guards testicles, which were so big they sagged and lightly touched the ground. “Bet your tool is quite big as well, congrats on being so gifted.” the Commander said as she smiled going behind him, brushing her tail at his side.

“Why thank you co-“ before the poor guard could finish his sentence the Commander immediately stomps on both of his balls with 2 separate hooves, making the guard whinny in pain.

“DID I TELL YOU TO TALK?!” she yelled at him from behind, still jamming her hooves on his family jewels.

“N-oooooo Co-commander.” the guard responds in complete agony, his face looking like he had just gotten stabbed.

“I’M COUNTING THAT, ON THE GROUND LOVER BOY!” she yells again as she finally removes her hoof from his balls. The guard, fearing she will do it again if he didn’t hurry up, quickly knelt to the floor and started doing his hoof ups with speed.

It was Cloud Runner’s turn, and after seeing what happened to the other guard he wasn’t so confident anymore. As she walked behind him he took a deep breath and prepared himself.

She began licking his sack and his member slowly drew, but just like every pony els she also brought her tail to his nose to speed up the process. Her scent went through his nostrils as he breathed slowly, trying to keep himself composed. Finally his member fully sprang and she began to engulf his member in her mouth.

Cloud Runner immediately started to struggle, as he felt her expertly lick above his tip with fury. “Dammit why the hell do mouths have to be so warm?!” he thought to himself as he squinted trying desperately not to grunt or moan from the pleasure. He had counted in his head in the process, 60 more seconds.

The Commander began to lick and suck even faster now, making sure she went just as fast on him as she did every other guard she just tested before him. Well, except for the guard she kicked in the testicle’s, he didn’t even have a chance.

He had only 90 seconds left but Cloudy just couldn’t take it, her ministration’s were just too perfect. He tried as hard as he could to keep it in, but he grunted as he only had 3 seconds left.

The Commander got up and looked at him with a look he couldn’t quite pick up. He was hoping she was gonna give him the benefit of the doubt but she did the complete opposite. “TOO BUCKING BAD, 300!” she pointed to the floor in front of him and Cloudy silently grumbled to himself as he began doing his hoof ups.

Minutes went by until Cloud Runner finally finished his set, he lets his hooves fall to the floor as he pants out of breath. He lifts his eyes up to see the rest of the guards getting tested, the Commander keeping her word and going the exact same speed on every stallions member’s.

Finally it was finished and out of 20 guards, 13 managed to pass the test. The Commander ordered the ones who passed to stay on the line, while the rest including Cloudy were ordered to go step in front of the line.

“ALRIGHT THE ONES WHO PASSED CONGRATS, THERE WILL BE A REWARD FOR YOU LATER. NOW WE BEGIN THE QUIZ.”

The quiz was really nothing to talk about as it was just questions about the basic formations and rules of the Royal Guard. But something happened when a guard completely forgot a certain formation, well he didn’t forget he just kept telling the Commander he couldn’t think of it at the top of his head.

This caused the Commander to push him on the floor, making him land on his back. The Commander then placed a forehoof on his balls and began to slowly press downward. The guard started to squint in pain and panic, as the Commander pressed her hoof down faster and faster as he kept getting it wrong. At one point she couldn’t press any lower, and the guard was in so much pain from her hoof squeezing his testicles that he couldn’t formulate words anymore.

So what she did next was absolutely cruel. She went back to the podium and grabbed a glass cup that she had been drinking before the inspection, and she placed it on the ground. As the guards looked on the Commander put the cup between her legs and pissed into the drink. She then handed it to him and gave him an angry stare.

“POUR ALL OF THAT ON YOUR FACE.” she instructed him as he stared at her in complete horror. “PUT IT ON, YOUR FACE!” she screamed as she then pretended she was gonna crush his balls again, angling her right forehoof to it again.

But before she could the guard began to pour it on his face and mouth. He didn’t seem too bothered by it as he felt the hot and smelly liquid go all over his body.

“NOW STAND UP, HOW’S YOUR MEMORY NOW HUH?!” she yelled as he very slowly got up. Surprisingly the guard then answered the question correctly this time, saying it as soon as she asked him again. “GOOD.” she replied patting him on the back with her hoof before moving to the front of the line again.

“EYES ON ME!” she shouted and all of the guards including Cloud Runner shot their attention back to her, making sure she didn’t punish them again.

“ALRIGHT, WELCOME TO THE FINAL PART OF THE INSPECTION. THIS FINAL PART WILL TEST HOW GOOD YOUR STAMINA IS.” she shouts to all of them. Then out of nowhere Cloud Runner as well as the other Royal Guards looked in awe as the Commander turns around, lowers her upper body, and lifts her rump high in the air. She then moved her tail out of the way as she shows us her privates.

“YOU WILL ALL BE MOUNTING, AND RUTTING ME. THE LOSERS WILL HAVE TO RUT ME FOR 2 MINUTES AND NOT ORGASM AT ALL DURING IT, IF YOU MAKE IT THROUGH YOU’LL BE PUT ON THE WINNERS AND PASS. THE LOSERS WILL FAIL THIS INSPECTION AND HAVE TO TAKE IT AGAIN.” she shouted while her head was low to the ground. She looked behind her and saw that we were barely listening to her, too transfixed by her beautiful vagina.

Their members began to sprang out and go to full mast again as we stared. She moved her tail back in position and gave them a very annoyed stare. “OR WOULD YOU LIKE TO RUT THAT OLD MAID I MENTIONED EARLIER, I’M SURE SHE’D OBLIGE.”

That made their members including Cloud Runners immediately shrivel back like raisins, as we were reminded of the old mare with the saggy rump. They then all shook their heads no furiously. “NO MA’AM.” they quickly replied hoping that would make her happy again.

She then pulled a normal expression and turned back around. “WINNERS WILL HAVE THEIR TURN AFTERWARDS, THEY’LL BE ALLOWED TO DO IT UNTIL THEY FINISH.” she smirked looking at the losers, getting them confident to try and pass. She then wiggled her rump as she spoke. “NOW, THE FIRST PERSON ON THE LEFT RUT ME!”

The guard with the missing footwear approached her and put his hooves on her sides, before mounting her. The Commander looked back at him and rolled her eyes in disbelief. “Great.....” she continued to roll her eyes and turned around with her hoof on her chin.

This caused something in the guard to snap. Without warning he pulled both of her hooves off the ground grabbing them, and immediately hilted himself into her in one powerful thrust. This caused the Commander to gasp both from shock and pleasure as she felt her pussy get completely and utterly railed.

“Ah ah ah hah that-s w- what I’m talking about!” she moaned in between breaths as she felt her pussy getting absolutely used by this angry guard, he had been humiliated to the point where his thrusts were powered by his complete anger. “You- Y- you migh-“ before the Commander could finish her sentence she felt her pussy retract as she orgasmed. Her eyes looked to the sky as she felt her walls spasm.

The guard then dismounted and exited her pussy, before realizing what he did and stood there scared she was gonna stomp on his balls extra hard or something. But then the Commander got up and looked him directly in the eyes, complete lust in them.

“Ge....t get in line next to the winners, stud.” she said as she then regained her strength and repositioned herself for the next guard. The stallion looking very prideful, did as she said and met the winners on the white line.

Cloud Runner had never heard the Commander call someone a stud before, that Royal Guard had every right to feel like an absolute champion for accomplishing such a thing.

The next guard before it was Cloudy’s turn then walked up to the Commander and positioned his member with her entrance. But before he entered her he paused for a moment to ask her something.

“Wait Commander, what happens if I cum, I don’t wan-“

“YOU REALLY THINK I WAS GONNA LET YOU DO THIS TO ME, AND NOT BE SAFE?!” she shot him an angry but also offended stare. “YOU THINK I’M SOME SORT OF SLUT THAT DOES THIS UNPROTECTED?!”

“No no! I was just asking in case you forgot to take something first.” the guard replied fast trying to make her calm down.

“IF YOU DON’T RUT ME RIGHT NOW YOU’LL BE TAKING SOMETHING, SOMETHING UP THE ASS RAW AND QUICK!” she shouted impatiently.

The guard completely freaked out and immediately impaled his member into her, making the mistake of thrusting too fast and not thrusting hard enough. Though he wasn’t thinking about that at the moment, he probably just didn’t want the Commander to impale the podiums flag all the way up his ass, or do something much worse.

He only lasted 30 seconds because of his incredibly fast and panicked thrusts, he released his load into her as she just stared straight not even reacting.

“YOU ARE A TERRIBLE SEX PARTNER, DON’T GO SO DAMN FAST NEXT TIME SPARKY!” she exclaimed looking at him with disappointment.

The guard left with a blush from embarrassment and it was finally Cloud Runner’s turn. It was his first time doing this, but he pretended he knew what he was doing by mimicking what he saw the other guards do. He walked up from behind her and grabbed her sides, but then stopped. He noticed the same pattern happening over and over again. The guards would mount her the same way and she seemed to had gotten bored of the same traditional way. So Cloudy thought of a way to impress her, by doing something he read in a romance novel.

The Commander turned around but before the Commander could shout at him he placed his hooves on her upper shoulders, and nibbled into her ear. This made the Commander go wide eyed, she then smiled with excitement and turned back around eager to get going.

Cloudy slowly penetrates her while he nibbled on her ear passionately, he heard her moan in response as he then fully hilted inside of her. He felt her become incredibly tight with every thrust and nibble of her ear.

“Yes! Finally some pony who doesn’t just rut! Make love to me now.” she yells at him as she feels him very passionately thrust in and out of her. Cloud Runner feels her inner walls begin to tighten more so he starts thrusting faster. He then bites at the side of her neck, making a hickey as he continued to pound into her.

2 minutes went by and he realized that he hadn’t orgasmed, he went to get off of her happy that he passed. Cloud Runner went to trot to the winners side when he felt the Commander push her rump back and make him fully hilt into her again.

“Don’t you dare stop.” she says to him in a serious tone of voice looking at him with a lusty expression, an expression he hadn’t seen her do before. “You’ve.... already passed by rutting me in a way no ponies done before. N-now make love to me you lovely stud.”

She then turned around to the guards waiting at the winners line. “YOU’LL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL HE FINISHES, THE REST OF THE LOSERS TOO!” she yells at them seeing their impatient faces. The guards jump hearing her go back to her shouting voice and nodded quickly in understanding, one of them getting off the floor as the Commander scared him so badly that he jumped 3 feet in the air and landed head first.

And with that Cloud Runner continues with a big smile forming on his face, the next inspection is going to be very fun he could already tell.