April Fools Around

by AndwhatIseeisme

Rating: mature
Tags: Original Character, Porn, Fetish, Comedy, Sex, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 3087

April is a desperate little filly looking to have sex. She finds another filly named May who might just be willing.

April Showers is a horny little filly looking to find another filly to get it on with. Eventually she finds one, and sex ensues.

Warnings: Filly on filly sex, foalcon, bad puns, OCs.

Based on making bad puns with fellow author and filly connoisseur Deus Foalt

Art by heshieokfasla

Published 2021-04-01 13:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2021-04-01 13:00:01 UTC

Building to the End

April Showers sighed in frustration as spring unfolded around her. Everywhere she looked, the signs of the season were there. Trees were beginning to bud, bees were pollinating flowers, the scent of nectar and pollen was heavy in warming air. It just wasn't fair! All around her, nature was getting its freak on, and she was without anypony to have some fun with.

She just didn't get it. Here she was, a filly in the prime of her life, a very mature eleven years old. That was in the double digits! She was practically an old mare, and she'd yet to enjoy any dick or pussy in her life. As she trotted over a bridge, the young earth pony took a moment to check out her reflection in the water. Her coat was a very attractive pink, her mane a light shade of violet with two streaks of red on either side of her head, just above her ears. She knew she was pretty, her mom told her as much all the time. So why was it so hard to find a stallion who'd pin her to the ground and have his way with her little foal hole? Or a mare who'd just sit on April's face and grind her pussy all over the filly's mouth? Adults made no sense.

It wasn't like April wasn't trying her best to get laid. She'd happily flag her tail and flash her private bits at any passing mare or stallion who caught her fancy. But rather than jumping on her, pinning her to the ground, and ravishing her young body to sate their carnal needs, all she'd get was usually some awkward coughs and nervous laughter before somepony told her to lower her tail and behave 'like a lady' or some nonsense. She was behaving like a lady! What was the point of being a lady if she didn't show off her lady parts?

Eventually, she'd been able to piece together some hints about what was going wrong for her. She heard some of the stallions she was trying to seduce say something about her being 'jailbait,' and 'not worth the trouble,' and 'a beguiling little nymph trying to lead me back astray even though I swore that little colt would be the last one,' and other such nonsense. April didn't really get it, but it seemed like older ponies were worried they'd get in trouble for fucking her tight little filly snatch. Who in Equestria would make a rule like that? Well, it didn't matter. At least she had gotten some answers, and was able to adjust her search in her eternal quest to get laid.

At first she had figured she should seduce a colt around her age and use him to scratch her itch. Finding a colt willing to put his penis into her hadn't been hard, and it had seemed all was going well as she led him to an out of the way clearing to finally get some fuck on. Everything had been going really swimmingly, right up until she had broken out in a fit of giggles and laughter upon seeing his dick. Totally not her fault! How was it her fault that she had spent so much time sneaking peaks at and fantasizing about the cocks of fully grown stallions? Peeping the pitiful pony pecker pointing puckishly perpendicular per Pipsqueak primed to pathetically pound pretty pink pony pussy, April couldn't see how she could possibly have avoided laughing. The alliteration alone was hilarious.

Anyway, apparently colts didn't appreciate having their penises laughed at by little fillies rolling around on the ground in a giggle-fit. File that one away as an important lesson for later. But it did mean that colts her age were going to be off the table for a while. She'd have to find out when young stallions began to fill out their loins, because until then April doubted she was going to get the ravishing she desired out of them. April wanted a stallion with a sledgehammer, not an ice-pick.

Oh well, other fillies it would have to be, then.

April figured another filly her age would be the best chance for finding some sexual satisfaction before she died of old age. Celestia's sake, she'd be twelve in another eight months! That meant she'd be over the hill before she knew it. She needed to find someone to sex up now, before she became to old and decrepit to do it. April wasn't entirely sure how old her mom was, but she hadn't seen that mare get any action in years, so obviously there was some sort of upper age limit.

So, who would be the lucky filly who'd have the privilege of taking April's virginity? April's mom had told her to look for certain key factors when choosing a first partner. Let's see, what were they again? She was supposed to find somepony who made her happy and who she got to know through a long courtship process. It should be a pony who would care for, love and cherish her each day. Probably some other sappy stuff too. It probably wasn't important, though. When were any of her mother's lectures?

April stood still a moment and looked around herself across the park where she'd been walking. Her eyes landed on a pegasus filly who was playing alone by the slides. She was a pale yellow filly, with a light green mane. Yeah, that was probably close enough to whatever her mom had been saying regarding finding someone to have sex with. Time to go put the moves on this little filly and get herself laid.

Quickly searching around where she was, April found a nice patch of flowers that she picked up and bundled into a bouquet. Perfect, step one complete. Now to go lay on the old April charm and have this filly eating out of the frog of her hoof. And eating out some other parts of her, too. She approached the mystery filly.

"Hi there!" April greeted her new friend.

"Oh, hello," the other filly returned the greeting.

"Here!" April exclaimed, shoving the bouquet into the other filly's face. "I got you a bunch of reproductive organs for you to stick your nose in and smell!"

"Oh, gee... that's, um, nice..." the second filly replied with slightly less enthusiasm. Her eyes were darting around, almost as if she was looking for possible paths to escape. April thought the filly looked like she may fly away at any moment.

"Yeah, and you can put them on the windowsill in your bedroom when you get home, so all the ponies outside walking past can see how hot you find plant sex!" April explained excitedly. She was pretty sure that's why ponies put flowers everywhere, at least.

"Okay..." the pegasus stated, slowly taking a few steps backward. "Thanks, but, I, uh, I have to go do at thing over at the, umm... place."

"Wait!" April shouted, leaping forward and tackling the other pony to the ground. "You can't go! I don't even know you're name yet."

"Um, it's Mayfly," the pegasus stated, looking up with mild fear at the clearly crazy filly standing over her. "My friends call me May, though."

"Awesome, nice to meet you, May!" April exclaimed with friendly zeal. "Anyway, before you go do that thing at the place, why don't we have sex?"

"What?!" May asked, startled by the strange filly's question.

"Sex! C'mon, you know what sex is, don't you?" April asked incredulously. "You know, having a quick tumble in the hay? Making the beast with two backs? Taking a trip to pound town? Shucking oysters? Bumping uglies?"

"No, I - I get it," May tried to interrupt.

"Mashing clams? Spelunking the bat cave? Getting your end wet? Opening the gates of Mordor?" April continued unimpeded.

"I know what sex is, damn it!" May cried out in exasperation.

"Oh, okay..." April replied, staring at the other pony in silence for a brief moment. "Parking the beef bus in tuna town?" she added quickly.

"Really?" May asked, raising an eyebrow as she looked at the other filly.

"Sorry, I really like that last one," April apologized. "Anyway, if you know what sex is, why don't we go over to those bushes over there and do it?"

"Because I don't even know you," May explained as she pushed the earth pony off her and stood up. "You're just some crazy filly who showed up, shoved some flowers in my face, and tackled me to the ground. Why in Equestria would I have sex with you?"

"Cause you're horny?" April asked. "I mean, that's why I want to have sex. Are you telling me that you've never wanted to knock hooves with somepony?"

"Well, I mean, maybe a little," May admitted reluctantly. "But just cause I'm kind of curious about sex doesn't mean I can just go and have sex with strangers."

"Why not?" April bluntly asked.

"Well, um... I'm not sure, really," May answered. "I mean, that's just what the adults say, you know?"

"Yeah, well, fuck the adults!" April proclaimed. "I mean, not literally. Believe me, I've tried. That's a non-starter. But that's why I'm here with you, seeing if I can find another filly who wants to part the pink sea with me."

"How many of those stupid sex euphemisms do you have?" May asked in frustration.

"A lot," April answered. "Want to hear more, or do you want to fuck?"

May looked at the strange, crazy filly currently propositioning her. She looked over at the secluded patch of bushes where she could potentially lose her virginity. She looked up at the sky, which promised an easy escape from the filly staring hungrily at her. Well... why not?

"Alright," May replied. "I guess we can ha-"

She didn't get a chance to finish her sentence, as April had grabbed hold of her and dragged her into the bushes faster than May would have expected a filly her size could move.

"So, want to sit on my face?" April offered, laying on her back and beckoning her new friend over.

"Shouldn't we, like, kiss first?" May asked, feeling like this was all moving a tad to quickly.

"Oh, sure, I guess," April replied, standing up and trotting up to May, so they were face to face. "Didn't take you for the romantic type."

April leaned forward and pushed her lips against May's. She pushed her tongue against May, seeking entrance inside her. May complied and parted her lips, allowing April to shove her tongue inside and assault the pegasus's mouth. April enjoyed the taste and feel of May's tongue playing agaisnt hers. This was better than any of the colts she had kissed. Somehow kissing another filly just felt more fun. Softer and tastier and way, way hotter. May moaned into the kiss and began to push back against April's tongue, signaling a brief back and forth between the two fillies.

After a few minutes of passing spit back and forth between them, the new pair of friends pulled apart. Both were breathing heavily, obviously turned on by their make out session. May's wings were sticking straight out, both fillies' tails were beginning to flag, and April could feel how wet she was getting beneath her own tail. It was time for sex.

"Okay, kissing time's over," April declared, lying back down on the grass. "Now come be a good filly and come sit on my face."

May stood frozen, looking down at April's beckoning gestures as she tried to make sense of all that was happening. She blinked once. Then again. It still wasn't making any sense. "Fuck it," she whispered beneath her breath, before shrugging and making her way over to her new friend.

April licked her lips hungrily as she looked up and saw the juicy wet filly pussy hovering above her face. Droplets of May's arousal dripped onto April's face, as May's treasure slowly lowered itself to the other filly's lips. April couldn't take the wait any longer. Grabbing May's flanks with her hooves, April pulled the pegasus down to her face, her pussy lined up squarely with April's mouth. As soon as May was seated, April extended her tongue out of her mouth and began to lap at the filly's twat.

May squeaked as she felt April's tongue make first contact with her most sensitive bits. April began to lap at the pegasus filly's flower, parting her lower lips and tasting the delicious nectar contained within. She pushed her tongue deeper inside, wriggling it around within May's tight walls. May's arousal dripped freely into April's mouth and onto her face, soaking the little filly as she ate her friend out.

"Oh gosh, that - that feels so good," May moaned as she ground her crotch against April's mouth, trying to coax that wonderful tongue to plumb deeper into her depths. The pegasus fell forward, forehooves shooting out to brace her against the ground. "Oh skies above, don't stop. Please, I think something amazing is building up inside of me."

April smiled as she continued to eat May out. Of course she wouldn't stop, she was having far too much fun listening to all the cute noises her new friend was making. Plus, the insides of May's pussy tasted even better than her mouth. But as nice as it was to be licking some cute pony pussy, April was eager to move on to even more fun. Fortunately, April had played with herself enough to know exactly how to push May over the edge. Withdrawing her tongue from deep inside May's pussy, she shifted her focus to the winking gem protruding from the filly's lips. April flicked her tongue across the pulsing clit.

"Thunder and Lightening!" May cried out, arching her back as she felt a surge of pleasure course through her body. "What did you just-"

April didn't give her a chance to finish her question. She wrapped her lips around May's clit and gently suckled at the nub. May made a noise that April didn't even know a pony could make as she began to work the clit.

"Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyeeeeeeesssssssss!" May shouted as she experienced the first orgasm of her young life. Her juices flooded over April's face, leaving the other filly soaking wet as she shuffled out from underneath the recovering pegasus. May fell flat to the ground, planting her face in the grass and patiently waiting to be able to think thoughts again.

"Did ya like that?" April asked smugly, smiling down at May's collapsed body.

"Yeah. That was, that was awesome!" May proclaimed. "I never knew sex would feel that good."

"Yep, fucking is pretty fucking awesome," April announced. "Now, how about returning the favor?"

"Okay. Should I lick you like you did me?" May asked.

"Nah, maybe later, but I've got an even better idea for now," April declared. "Just stay where you are and let me get into position."

April maneuvered herself between May's legs, sliding between her hind legs. April slung one leg over her shoulder, and let one of hers fall over May's torso. She shimmied forward, until the two filly's pussies were nearly touching. April could feel the heat emanating from her partners nethers.

"Okay, here we go. Time to fuck a filly!" April excitedly proclaimed.

April forcefully mashed her twat against May's. Both fillies gasped as they shared in the pleasure of this new type of kiss. April began to grind herself against May, humping the pegasus's cunny for all it was worth. Faster and faster the two fillies moved in tandem, pushing their bits together in a frantic desire to feel more and more pleasure. April was getting turned on just watching May writhe beneath her as they fucked. Part of her wished she had a cock to be able to fuck the cute little filly properly, but for now she was satisfied just mashing their cunts together in wanton need and ecstasy.

April felt herself getting closer, so she leaned forward and began to fuck herself against May even harder. A puddle was beginning to form on the ground beneath where the two fillies met, their juices soaking each other's fur as they pounded against each other. Their pussies ground and mashed together, bashing furiously into one another with needful lust.

"That's it May, fuck me. Fuck me hard and take my pussy like the little filly slut you are!" April shouted as she felt her approaching climax.

"Yes, fuck me as much as you like, you crazy filly," May called back, coming closer to her second orgasm of the day.

"Fuck! Yes! Sex is so amazing! Fuck Yes!" April cried as she came, her juices spraying all over new lover's throbbing pussy. May hit her climax at the same time, her body shuddering against the lips of April's cunt.

The two fillies collapsed next to one another as they recovered from their sexual awakening. Facing each other, they smiled warmly as they tried to catch their breath. May's mouth darted forward and caught April's by surprise, catching her in another kiss that was just as passionate as their first, but now carried so much more meaning behind it.

"We're definitely doing this again," May declared, once their kiss broke apart.

"Told ya!" April responded, her voice full of smug satisfaction. "And you thought I was crazy."

"I still think you're crazy. It's just a good kind of crazy," May teased.

"Fair enough," April conceded.

"By the way, I never did get your name, you know?" Mayfly asked her new lover.

"Oh, right! It's April Showers," the earth pony replied, cuddling with her new fillyfriend.

"Well, um, April..." May stuttered.

"Yes?" April asked, snuggling closer.

May blushed as she looked at her new friends smiling face. She gave her a quick kiss, blushing even harder.

"Thanks for bringing flowers," May thanked April Showers.

Author's Note

Yep, it was all for that pun at the end. You're welcome.

Anyway, blame Deus Foalt for this one. They made a suggestion a few weeks back about making a fic with the title pun and releasing it today. Then I suggested another including a pony named May to make the ending pun work. Then I decided to just write this whole thing due to being an absolute slut for a pun. Anyway, hope you enjoyed.

Happy April Fools Day.

Fucking hell, I have oc's now.