The Hangover

by Dalek-Galvo

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Equestria Girls, Sunset Shimmer, Profanity, Random, Twilight Sparkle (EqG), Slice of Life, Wallflower Blush, Narcotics
Length: 1147

Wallflower was expecting a simple tutoring session with Sunset, what she found wasn't at all what she expected.

Wallflower Blush comes over to Sunset's apartment building, to have a math tutoring session with Sunset. But when she finds the doorknob to be broken, she first thinks the place had been robbed. Thinking the supposed robber was still inside, she quietly came in, only to find Sunset and her girlfriend, Twilight Sparkle, passed out on the floor. When Sunset and Sci-Twi finally wake up and have the worst hangovers of their lives, they see Wallflower watching the footage recorded on the phone, and...Wallflower can barely contain her laughter.

Published 2021-04-13 11:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2021-04-13 11:30:01 UTC

The Hangover

"Oh, I love my new car so much," Wallflower Blush said as she was driving her new Volkswagon Beetle towards Sunset Shimmers apartment building. Wallflower was studying for a big math test she had coming up and Sunset Shimmer was more than happy to help tutor her for the test. This was also, in Wallflower's opinion, a pretend date, even though Sunset was taken.

She then parked her car near the parking lot of the apartment complex Sunset was living in, as her car made a cute little jingle before turning off. Wallflower loved that jingle, it always brought a smile on her face.

Ever since the incident with the memory stone, Wallflower, with Sunset's help, turned from an outcast into one of the most popular kids in school. She was visited by everyone who wanted to hear her story. She even made a small company where students who suffer mental problems such as depression can talk to her about their problems and she always told them the best way that they can overcome it was with friendship. It worked every single time.

Wallflower, even though she hated walking up so many flights of stairs and having to avoid this Black Cat that keeps wanting to tear her arm to shreads, walked up to the fifth floor.

"Whew, it is a complete workout walking up all of those stairs," Wallflower said, wiping the sweat off her face.

As Wallflower got to room #505, Sunset's apartment room, she saw that the knob to the door was broken.

"Why is the doorknob broken," Wallflower thought to herself.

"Oh no, were they robbed or worse," Wallflower said in worry.

Suddenly, she heard a noise coming from inside the room, it almost sounded like a low pitched snore. Was the perpetrator of the supposed robbery still in the room? Was he armed? These thoughts were swimming through Wallflowers mind, like Koi Fish in a pond.

At first, she was thinking about running to call the authorities, but then she realized that if there is a robber inside, than what if he or she hurt Sunset. And Wallflower wasn't going to let her best friend get hurt.

So, in a last bit of desperation, she slowly opened the door to Sunset's apartment. She then regretted this decision because as soon as she opened the door, her nostrils were hit with a putrid odor that smelled like a mixture of milk that was left out in the sun for too long, and the carcass of a dead whale, coming from inside the room.

"Holy Guacamole," Wallflower said as she let out a retching noise as she threw up on the floor because the smell was so bad. so to prevent herself from throwing up again, she put a surgical mask over her nose and mouth. She did not dare go inside until the horrid stench was completely gone.

As soon as that horrible smell had finally faded away, she removed the surgical mask and walked inside the room.

Wallflower saw that the room was completely ransacked, as she saw that plates were shattered all over the floor, and there were a lot of holes in the walls.

Then Wallflower finally found the source of not only the sound she heard, but also of the horrid stench she smelled.

She saw that both Sunset and Twilight were passed out on the floor, snoring like sailors. Both of their breath reeked of alcohol.

Wallflower also saw that Sunset's phone was sitting on the Coffee Table, and when she came to retrieve the phone, she saw that there was 5 hours of recording on the phone.

Even though she didn't like to mess with other people's stuff, her curiosity about what was on that video got the better of her. So, she sat down next to Sunset, who was sleeping on the couch and started watching the video.

"Hey Twi, are yo..." Sunset was trying to say in the recording before she saw that Twilight had drunken two more shots, now it was obvious that Twilight was from a little tipsy to completely drunk.

"Sunnnnny-pie, I dropped my *hic* my cup, and now there's gl-g-glass averywhar," Twilight said as she was wobbling back and forth with an empty shot-cup in her hand.

"Hey, you don't get to drink two shots while my back is turned," Sunset said, a little tipsy herself.

"W-We-Well Ms. Showoff, I-I didn't wan *hic* want ya ta take ma victory...I sound like a *hic* cowgirl," Twilight said as she drunkenly giggled.

The more she watched the video, the harder it was to control her laughter, Wallflower was going to be watching 5 hours of this comedy gold.

"I AM TH-THE *hic* MATH QUEEN, QUEEN OF ALL *hic* THINGS MATHEMATIC!" Twilight shouted looking like some kind of action hero.

"Yeeesss, all mere mortals m-must quiver before *hic* before her mathematical greatest," Sunset said with a jolly grin and flustered cheeks on her face.

Twilight then picked up the phone and said, "This i-is for all ya *hic* school students out there, tell Ms. Abacus Ci-C-Cinch that she can go fuck off!"

This made Sunset start giggling.

Wallflower cheeks were turning a bright red from keeping her laughter under control, but it was when Twilight fought with a wall when Wallflower finally broke into hysterical laughter.

Suddenly, Wallflower heard a weak voice behind her say, "Sunset, can you turn the radio down please, my skull feels like it's going to explode."

"The radio's not even on, Twi," Said Sunset as she was waking up from the alcohol. "And could you please talk a little quieter, it really hurts to hear right now.

"Oh, Sunset," Wallflower said, but stopped talking when Sunset pitifully moaned.

"Oh, Wallflower, I didn't expect you to come this early," Sunset said. "Wait a minute, what time is it,"

"My watch say's 10:00 am, that was when I was supposed to come over to your place to tutor," Wallflower.

"Oh, sorry, man this is the worst hangover I've ever had in my life," Sunset said as she clenched her head.

"So, who won the bet," Twilight asked as she sipped her glass of water.

"I think I know who won," Wallflower said. "I saw the video on your phone, and let me tell you, it was comedy gold."

"So, who won," Sunset asked.

"See for yourselves," Wallflower said as Sunset and Twilight went to watch the video.

"I WON," Twilight shouted before clenching her head as the pain got worse from her shout. "Well Sunset, looks like you owe me $150 in cash," Twilight said as Sunset gritted her teeth.

Wallflower had a really good day, that day, not only did she get her tutoring session and special entertainment, but she also found out what it's like when Sunset and Twilight get drunk.

The End